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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "bob"
Date: 16 Sep 2003 02:14:09 PM
Object: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :)
Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about
it not being funny at all - others have found it funny.
This no doubt troubles me - because - as several
atheists here have pointed out - i 'live and die' for
the acceptance of atheists :) and i am jealous of
the anality of concentration they exhibit
on punctuation and spulling :) ..Please read the below .
You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :
teen_cthulu_X
a.a. #1 - If God exists - then why am I so stupid?-
Now there is an atheist of an even higher order - The Junior
Rainbow atheist ! Now - You may recieve one of these very
rare J.R.a #'s to symbolize your membership in
this even more exclusive society !
Of course, you cannot just ask for a J.R.a. # - You cannot
buy or even 'beg' a J.R.a. # . But you may Apply for one.
To that end - All those seeking a J.R.a. # must TEST for it !
Lets begin. The following are the first 10 actual questions.
OK here we go :
1. If a fundy Christian forced you to choose the one person
you consider to be the smartest person who has ever
lived . Who would that be ?
A. Me
B. Myself
C. I
D. Spock
2. If you 'Could' have a friend someday - who would you like
that friend to be like ?
A. Lenny from happy days
B. Spock
C. Mom
3. Thinking about the Weather tomorrow - most likely it will be ?
A. Sunny and Clear
B. Intermittent Sunshine
C. Partly Cloudy with a light drizzle
4. *^#!+@ Christians
4. My favorite movie of all time is :
A. matrix
B. matrix #2
C. the matrix after matrix #2
5. My favorite color/article of clothing is :
A. Black trench coat with matching accessories
B. All black - trenchcoat,boots,pants,t-shirt,socks,&,underwear
C. All black but with pink underwear the *^%@!# Christians
can't see.
6. People who think me painfully immature do so because:
A. A Genius is never recognized until after he dies dead
B. They are all so jealous !
C. They are *^%@!# Christians
7. As a J.R.a [Junior Rainbow atheist] - when you hear the term
'daddy' - what immediately comes to mind ?
A. *^%@!# daddy
B. Spock
C. some guy my mom dated once the year before I was born
D. *^%@!# Christians !
8. Any person who appears to be well adjusted and speaks well
of daddy is :
A. A *^%@!# Christian
B. A Slave to the Amerikkkan corporate system
C. Donny Osmond
9. When someone points out that Catholic priests
molest young men by an overwhelming percentage
compared to women - your reply should be :
A. Its a well known scientific fact that Girls Never
Complain. So, of course, it just 'looks'like its
all boys.
B. everyone knows that God said in the Bible that
homosexuals are the zenith of accomplishment in
nature and are much more noble then heterosexuals
and THEREFORE when these men molest Boys they
turn themselves in immediately! - whereas
Heterosexual men are Not Really Heterosexuals
and they try to hide it. For Old Testament proof
- please find the part where David invited
Johnathan to the prom.
C. Because there is NO reason . Don't you even under-
stand that? Just as there is No reason for the
universe. It's like the universe - just a random
happening, for absolutely no reason - it means
Nothing. Can't you even understand that?
D. Because you obviously have NOT read Dr. Bruce
lightloafers seminal work "Spacial Considerations
Over Time in the Sociological Rectory" the
authoratative work. [see loc cit. "Rainbow Journal
of Pedastry" 1999]. If you HAD of read it you
would KNOW about the lack of Catholic girls
in proximity to rectories which over a mean
constant of time means there is Much Less access
to girls.
E. Shhhh - Shut Up ! You *^%@!# Christian
10. Lets take a common scenario every atheist fears.
A 'fundy Christian' has kidnapped you - and locked you
in a basement where you have been forced to watch
700 club re-runs for a week.Then the coward presents
you with the following 2 - trains math problem :
Problem:
2 cities are 100 miles apart. In each city a train leaves
at the same time traveling at 100 miles an hour - how
long until the trains collide ? How would you - as a
'J.R.a.' answer ? You can pick Only one answer :
A. Inform the fundy that the math problem itself is an
example of 'Argumentum ad amtrackum' - which is
J.R.a ' logical fallacy' #1234 [fundies don't
never know nuttin.]
B. Ask the fundy if the train stations exist in the
space-time continuum postulated by Dr. Schnitzer-
Stein, or if these are just regular trains.
C. Scold the fundy - Tell him that this is no test for a
Junior Rainbow atheist and is truely beneath you.
If he insists - go ahead and give him the correct
answer - 2 hours
D. Remind the fundy that your're a theoretical physicist
and not a mathematician - Yes - you have spent the
last 12 years delving into the deeper mysteries of
the space-time continuum - But - the university gave
you an atomic-powered calculator when you enrolled
and most of your time was not spent with math, but
rather looking into microscopes at 'small stuff' and
into telescopes at 'big stuff'.
E. Look sideways at the Christian and mutter - *%^#*! Christians
As of now - 'yowie' has recieved #10 , 'quibbler' has # 14,
'mekkala' has #15. numbers 8 and 11 have also been taken.
bob :):):)
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User: "Bennett Standeven"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 20 Sep 2003 01:04:21 AM
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about
it not being funny at all - others have found it funny.
This no doubt troubles me - because - as several
atheists here have pointed out - i 'live and die' for
the acceptance of atheists :) and i am jealous of
the anality of concentration they exhibit
on punctuation and spulling :) ..Please read the below .

You've probably seen 'regular' atheists with sigs like this :

teen_cthulu_X
a.a. #1 - If God exists - then why am I so stupid?-

Now there is an atheist of an even higher order - The Junior
Rainbow atheist ! Now - You may recieve one of these very
rare J.R.a #'s to symbolize your membership in
this even more exclusive society !

Of course, you cannot just ask for a J.R.a. # - You cannot
buy or even 'beg' a J.R.a. # . But you may Apply for one.
To that end - All those seeking a J.R.a. # must TEST for it !

Lets begin. The following are the first 10 actual questions.

OK here we go :

1. If a fundy Christian forced you to choose the one person
you consider to be the smartest person who has ever
lived . Who would that be ?

A. Me
B. Myself
C. I
D. Spock

I'd have to pick A, 'cause it certainly isn't Spock...

2. If you 'Could' have a friend someday - who would you like
that friend to be like ?

A. Lenny from happy days
B. Spock
C. Mom

D: "None of your business, *^#!+@ Christian."

3. Thinking about the Weather tomorrow - most likely it will be ?

A. Sunny and Clear
B. Intermittent Sunshine
C. Partly Cloudy with a light drizzle
4. *^#!+@ Christians

D.

4. My favorite movie of all time is :

A. matrix
B. matrix #2
C. the matrix after matrix #2

I haven't seen matrix #2 yet; since everyone hates it, it must be pretty good...

5. My favorite color/article of clothing is :

A. Black trench coat with matching accessories
B. All black - trenchcoat,boots,pants,t-shirt,socks,&,underwear
C. All black but with pink underwear the *^%@!# Christians
can't see.

D: Pink trenchcoat with matching accessories.


6. People who think me painfully immature do so because:

A. A Genius is never recognized until after he dies dead
B. They are all so jealous !
C. They are *^%@!# Christians

A:

7. As a J.R.a [Junior Rainbow atheist] - when you hear the term
'daddy' - what immediately comes to mind ?

A. *^%@!# daddy
B. Spock
C. some guy my mom dated once the year before I was born
D. *^%@!# Christians !

B.

8. Any person who appears to be well adjusted and speaks well
of daddy is :

A. A *^%@!# Christian
B. A Slave to the Amerikkkan corporate system
C. Donny Osmond

Who is Donny Osmond?


9. When someone points out that Catholic priests
molest young men by an overwhelming percentage
compared to women - your reply should be :

A. Its a well known scientific fact that Girls Never
Complain. So, of course, it just 'looks'like its
all boys.
B. everyone knows that God said in the Bible that
homosexuals are the zenith of accomplishment in
nature and are much more noble then heterosexuals
and THEREFORE when these men molest Boys they
turn themselves in immediately! - whereas
Heterosexual men are Not Really Heterosexuals
and they try to hide it. For Old Testament proof
- please find the part where David invited
Johnathan to the prom.
C. Because there is NO reason . Don't you even under-
stand that? Just as there is No reason for the
universe. It's like the universe - just a random
happening, for absolutely no reason - it means
Nothing. Can't you even understand that?
D. Because you obviously have NOT read Dr. Bruce
lightloafers seminal work "Spacial Considerations
Over Time in the Sociological Rectory" the
authoratative work. [see loc cit. "Rainbow Journal
of Pedastry" 1999]. If you HAD of read it you
would KNOW about the lack of Catholic girls
in proximity to rectories which over a mean
constant of time means there is Much Less access
to girls.
E. Shhhh - Shut Up ! You *^%@!# Christian

D.

10. Lets take a common scenario every atheist fears.
A 'fundy Christian' has kidnapped you - and locked you
in a basement where you have been forced to watch
700 club re-runs for a week.Then the coward presents
you with the following 2 - trains math problem :

Problem:
2 cities are 100 miles apart. In each city a train leaves
at the same time traveling at 100 miles an hour - how
long until the trains collide ? How would you - as a
'J.R.a.' answer ? You can pick Only one answer :

A. Inform the fundy that the math problem itself is an
example of 'Argumentum ad amtrackum' - which is
J.R.a ' logical fallacy' #1234 [fundies don't
never know nuttin.]
B. Ask the fundy if the train stations exist in the
space-time continuum postulated by Dr. Schnitzer-
Stein, or if these are just regular trains.
C. Scold the fundy - Tell him that this is no test for a
Junior Rainbow atheist and is truely beneath you.
If he insists - go ahead and give him the correct
answer - 2 hours
D. Remind the fundy that your're a theoretical physicist
and not a mathematician - Yes - you have spent the
last 12 years delving into the deeper mysteries of
the space-time continuum - But - the university gave
you an atomic-powered calculator when you enrolled
and most of your time was not spent with math, but
rather looking into microscopes at 'small stuff' and
into telescopes at 'big stuff'.
E. Look sideways at the Christian and mutter - *%^#*! Christians

B.


As of now - 'yowie' has recieved #10 , 'quibbler' has # 14,
'mekkala' has #15. numbers 8 and 11 have also been taken.

bob :):):)

.

User: "John Hattan"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 16 Sep 2003 02:29:03 PM
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote:

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :)

<plonk>
---
John Hattan Grand High UberPope - First Church of Shatnerology
john@thecodezone.com http://www.shatnerology.com
.

User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 16 Sep 2003 10:18:14 PM
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
posted in alt.atheism:

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is

Don't bother - it's not.
--
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of
themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
.
User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 01:43:33 AM
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:bjkfmvotrlgen540je367vpsu6o9bbrhpo@Pern.rk...

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
posted in alt.atheism:

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is


Don't bother - it's not.

Actually when i read the russel quote you have
no idea how funny that really is :):):) bob
You got me 'rolling' here with that one.

--
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so

certain of

themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net

.

User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 01:46:41 AM
p.s. something tells me you see yourself - without doubt :):):)
as 'wiser' and 'full of doubts' - about everyone who isn't a
Junior Rainbow atheist :) - i see you as 'goofy' and
'self-satisfied' in your irrationality :) You're no 'noble doubter'
- your some bozo that exactly matches the exam questions :) .
bob
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:bjkfmvotrlgen540je367vpsu6o9bbrhpo@Pern.rk...

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
posted in alt.atheism:

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is


Don't bother - it's not.
--
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so

certain of

themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net

.


User: "Mark Richardson"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 16 Sep 2003 08:00:32 PM
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
<snip>
I can see why this is supposed to be funny.
I really can.
The thing with good satire is that it must always contain *some* truth
- usually exaggerated in such a way as to make it obvious exactly what
is being held up to ridicule.
Comedians (particularly Jewish ones) make a lot of "Jewish mother "
jokes because there is a grain of truth in the "typical" jewish
mother.
Bart Simpson does resemble actual teenagers in some ways - etc.
We recognize and respond to the characters - even though we know they
are exaggerated stereotypes.
Now...
You have a stereotypical atheist in mind - a nihilistic angry young
man who wishes that Star Trek was real life and thinks Ayn Rand was a
genius.
Your "humor" targets *that* stereotype.
Now here is where reality gets in your way - what proportion of
"atheists" - your intended audience/ victims share even *vaguely* the
characteristics you are gunning for?
0.5%?
Perhaps a little higher?
Of course you will ***** off a few who will cringe at the suggestion
that they are an angry spotty nihilistic male teenager - simply
because they are an atheist - but most atheists will not even give you
the pleasure of *that* reaction - because you are so wide of the mark.
People will give you a greater reaction (amused or *****) if you
mock something that DOES resemble them - even if in a superficial but
exagerated way.
Hope this helps in future attempts you may make at satire.
Don't be too discouraged.
Mark.
--
Mark Richardson mDOTrichardsonATutasDOTeduDOTau
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
(Sarcastic Middle aged Atheists with a Sense of Humour)
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User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 01:36:14 AM
"Mark Richardson" <mark.richardson@die.spammers.die> wrote in message
news:v9bfmvgk7pt3v6216smtksu5g4b0n1o44l@4ax.com...

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
<snip>

I can see why this is supposed to be funny.
I really can.

oh good another atheist who knows good humor :)
You gotta admit some of it was pretty funny .

The thing with good satire is that it must always contain *some* truth
- usually exaggerated in such a way as to make it obvious exactly what
is being held up to ridicule.

Yes it did !

Comedians (particularly Jewish ones) make a lot of "Jewish mother "
jokes because there is a grain of truth in the "typical" jewish
mother.
Bart Simpson does resemble actual teenagers in some ways - etc.
We recognize and respond to the characters - even though we know they
are exaggerated stereotypes.
Now...
You have a stereotypical atheist in mind - a nihilistic angry young
man who wishes that Star Trek was real life and thinks Ayn Rand was a
genius.
Your "humor" targets *that* stereotype.

Well the problem is that so MANY of the atheists on this
board REALLY do fit the stereotype though. It had me rolling
when some of them actually went on about how the trains might
really have been in an alternate universe :):):) - I mean come on :)


Now here is where reality gets in your way - what proportion of
"atheists" - your intended audience/ victims share even *vaguely* the
characteristics you are gunning for?

0.5%?
Perhaps a little higher?

Lots higher :)
Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose' :)
Then there were the 'alternate reality' guys mentioned above and
....well..... sometimes stereotypes REALLY are true :):):)

Of course you will ***** off a few who will cringe at the suggestion
that they are an angry spotty nihilistic male teenager - simply
because they are an atheist - but most atheists will not even give you
the pleasure of *that* reaction - because you are so wide of the mark.

Well it wasn't all aimed at pre-pubscent atheists :)

People will give you a greater reaction (amused or *****) if you
mock something that DOES resemble them - even if in a superficial but
exagerated way.

Well i got a bit of good reaction - :) But to tell you the truth i think
you can understand how un-funny any atheist is going to view this .
The point is i got a LOT of reaction for a GOOD reason - sure a lot
of the reaction from atheists was designed to deflect the humor
- but i think it was effective and spot on. :)

Hope this helps in future attempts you may make at satire.
Don't be too discouraged.

Discouraged :):):) are you kidding - i'm just getting warmed up !
bob :)

Mark.

--
Mark Richardson mDOTrichardsonATutasDOTeduDOTau

Member of S.M.A.S.H.
(Sarcastic Middle aged Atheists with a Sense of Humour)

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User: "Dirk Murcray"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 12:27:55 PM
<snip>

Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose' :)
Then there were the 'alternate reality' guys mentioned above and
...well..... sometimes stereotypes REALLY are true :):):)

Almost all went ballistic? I doubt anyone cared enough.
<snip>
"We were convinced that the people need and require this [Christian]
faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic
movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations:
[to] stamp it out."
~Adolph Hitler
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 12:44:55 PM
In article <ceb080d7.0309190927.39c36f92@posting.google.com>, Dirk Murcray
says...


<snip>

Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose' :)
Then there were the 'alternate reality' guys mentioned above and
...well..... sometimes stereotypes REALLY are true :):):)


Almost all went ballistic? I doubt anyone cared enough.

I agree. I don't recall seeing anyone "go ballistic" and most people just
ignored his drivel.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
.


User: "Scott Rutter"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 04:38:45 AM
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 23:36:14 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:


"Mark Richardson" <mark.richardson@die.spammers.die> wrote in message
news:v9bfmvgk7pt3v6216smtksu5g4b0n1o44l@4ax.com...

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
<snip>

I can see why this is supposed to be funny.
I really can.


oh good another atheist who knows good humor :)

Perhaps you should look up the definition of supposed.
-
To Reply: Take off every Zig!
EAC - Director of Temporal Adjustment
Ordained Minister - Universal Life Church
.



User: "Martin Crisp"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 16 Sep 2003 08:32:11 PM
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about

Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.
[snip]
*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
.
User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 01:39:38 AM
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BB8DF6BB004B107AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.

took about an hour and a half :) wrong again :)

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.

No your're making a response to my humor :) I hope you can
tell the difference :) - if you can't tell the difference between
'making a response to my humorous post' and 'laughing at
me' then i bet you scored real high on the exam :) I bet you
spent hours on these 2 posts about my post :) .
bob

Have Fun

I am having fun ! :)
bob

Martin
--
aa #1792

Almost always SMASHed

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User: "Martin Crisp"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 08:47:46 PM
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:39:38 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <ZXCdnd-Q86gknfWiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BB8DF6BB004B107AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.


took about an hour and a half :) wrong again :)

again? Where was I previously wrong? And surely 'one and a half
hours' would mean I wasn't wrong here, either.
[an hour and a half - *****, that is sad!]

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.


No your're making a response to my humor :) I hope you can

No, bob. You didn't include anything that qualifies for the label
'humour' as far as I can see.

tell the difference :) - if you can't tell the difference between
'making a response to my humorous post' and 'laughing at

Since I'm the one that is clued in about my mental processes, and
the content thereof, you would be wrong (again).

me' then i bet you scored real high on the exam :) I bet you
spent hours on these 2 posts about my post :) .

Ahh, now I see where you're going wrong. _Seconds_ are counted "one
(one thousand), two (one thousand), three...", not _minutes_. HTH
Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
.
User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 18 Sep 2003 01:35:08 AM
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:39:38 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <ZXCdnd-Q86gknfWiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BB8DF6BB004B107AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au...

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.


took about an hour and a half :) wrong again :)


again? Where was I previously wrong? And surely 'one and a half
hours' would mean I wasn't wrong here, either.

Again would relate to the statement of a clueless attempt .
First off you should note i'm getting a lot of reaction - multiple
reaction from many - yourself included.
Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.

[an hour and a half - *****, that is sad!]

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.


No your're making a response to my humor :) I hope you can


No, bob. You didn't include anything that qualifies for the label
'humour' as far as I can see.

eh i got several people who are atheists saying the humor
was funny - that's pretty amazing really considering that the
humor was not exactly respectfull of atheism :) . Now come on
even the start with the sig
Teen_cthulu_X
a.a. # 1 If God exists - then why am i so stupid ?
That's funny cause it is true. How many goofy atheist sigs
do you see on this board full of pomp and self-congradulatory
sayings that are very religious in nature ? A LOT !

tell the difference :) - if you can't tell the difference between
'making a response to my humorous post' and 'laughing at


Since I'm the one that is clued in about my mental processes, and
the content thereof, you would be wrong (again).

Perhaps you are the LAST person able to see the
outworking and genesis of your mental processes -
you may be the very WORST judge of that :):):) bob

me' then i bet you scored real high on the exam :) I bet you
spent hours on these 2 posts about my post :) .


Ahh, now I see where you're going wrong. _Seconds_ are counted "one
(one thousand), two (one thousand), three...", not _minutes_. HTH

eh maybe you didn't get it :) - that was sorta a dig - that for 2 very
simple
posts you prolly spent hours on it :) I'm beginning to think that you are
not a 'capable' judge of humor and may not 'get it' ESPECIALLY if
it is humorous :) bob

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Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 04:57:59 AM
"bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net> wrote in message news:<A6WcnUE4hOi2zPSiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>...

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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:39:38 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <ZXCdnd-Q86gknfWiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.


took about an hour and a half :) wrong again :)


again? Where was I previously wrong? And surely 'one and a half
hours' would mean I wasn't wrong here, either.


Again would relate to the statement of a clueless attempt .
First off you should note i'm getting a lot of reaction - multiple
reaction from many - yourself included.

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.

This is the only thing you posted that was funny, and
it seems to be through sheer cluelessness.
Hilarious!

[an hour and a half - *****, that is sad!]

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.


No your're making a response to my humor :) I hope you can


No, bob. You didn't include anything that qualifies for the label
'humour' as far as I can see.


eh i got several people who are atheists saying the humor
was funny - that's pretty amazing really considering that the
humor was not exactly respectfull of atheism :) . Now come on
even the start with the sig

Y'know, I bet there's *lots* of lurkers who think your
post was funny too. Maybe you could rustle up a sock-
puppet or two to laugh at your "jokes" as well.
I'm happy for humour to make fun of me, or even try to
offend me, but generally I like it to actually be funny.
Unfortunately you failed on *all* counts.
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Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 01:17:24 AM
On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 16:35:08 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <A6WcnUE4hOi2zPSiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:39:38 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <ZXCdnd-Q86gknfWiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.


took about an hour and a half :) wrong again :)


again? Where was I previously wrong? And surely 'one and a half
hours' would mean I wasn't wrong here, either.


Again would relate to the statement of a clueless attempt .

Pathetic. Why then does it follow 'wrong' rather than 'clueless
attempt'?

First off you should note i'm getting a lot of reaction - multiple
reaction from many - yourself included.

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.

Which is why you said "1 1/2 _hours_ is NOT hours'?

[an hour and a half - *****, that is sad!]

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.


No your're making a response to my humor :) I hope you can


No, bob. You didn't include anything that qualifies for the label
'humour' as far as I can see.


eh i got several people who are atheists saying the humor
was funny - that's pretty amazing really considering that the

Not really, bob. In a group this size 'several' people finding it
funny is an indicator that it _isn't_ particularly funny. If only
several had not found it funny, then you would have a case.

humor was not exactly respectfull of atheism :) . Now come on
even the start with the sig

Teen_cthulu_X
a.a. # 1 If God exists - then why am i so stupid ?

The funny thing about this, is that the last bit is somewhat true
[Humans _are_ stupid, or at least more stupid than we should be if
a sky-pixie that made us as the pinnacle of its creation exists].
As an attempt at mocking atheists with such a sig it is about as
funny as an ingrown toenail.

That's funny cause it is true. How many goofy atheist sigs
do you see on this board full of pomp and self-congradulatory
sayings that are very religious in nature ? A LOT !

Umm, bob, this isn't a 'board'. As for sigs, I rarely read them. As
for the religious nature that you claim a lot of these sigs
contain, so what? There are _many_ religious atheists in the world,
atheism doesn't preclude religiosity.

tell the difference :) - if you can't tell the difference between
'making a response to my humorous post' and 'laughing at


Since I'm the one that is clued in about my mental processes, and
the content thereof, you would be wrong (again).


Perhaps you are the LAST person able to see the
outworking and genesis of your mental processes -
you may be the very WORST judge of that :):):) bob

I doubt it. Someone who doesn't even know I exist, is a worse judge
than me. Someone who only knows me via what I write in this (and
other) newsgroups knows a bit more, but not more than me. It is
possible that someone close to me might be able to achieve a better
position for that judgement than myself, but even that is unlikely.

me' then i bet you scored real high on the exam :) I bet you
spent hours on these 2 posts about my post :) .


Ahh, now I see where you're going wrong. _Seconds_ are counted "one
(one thousand), two (one thousand), three...", not _minutes_. HTH


eh maybe you didn't get it :) - that was sorta a dig - that for 2 very

<sarcasm> Really? </sarcasm>

simple posts you prolly spent hours on it :) I'm beginning to
think that you are not a 'capable' judge of humor and may not
'get it' ESPECIALLY if it is humorous :) bob

Yeah, if I don't find your post funny, it must be _me_ that's at
fault. Even though you can only find 'several' people who agree
with you.
Have Fun
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Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 12:41:19 PM
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 16:35:08 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <A6WcnUE4hOi2zPSiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 16:39:38 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <ZXCdnd-Q86gknfWiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.


took about an hour and a half :) wrong again :)


again? Where was I previously wrong? And surely 'one and a half
hours' would mean I wasn't wrong here, either.


Again would relate to the statement of a clueless attempt .


Pathetic. Why then does it follow 'wrong' rather than 'clueless
attempt'?

First off you should note i'm getting a lot of reaction - multiple
reaction from many - yourself included.

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.


Which is why you said "1 1/2 _hours_ is NOT hours'?

The 1 1/2 hours was in response to you original claim i spent "hours"
on the post . My reply was that 1 1/2 "HOURS" is not plural -
I should have made it plainer for you by replying - "an hour and
a half is not hours " instead of 1 1/2 "hours" is NOT hours .

[an hour and a half - *****, that is sad!]

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.


No your're making a response to my humor :) I hope you can


No, bob. You didn't include anything that qualifies for the label
'humour' as far as I can see.


eh i got several people who are atheists saying the humor
was funny - that's pretty amazing really considering that the


Not really, bob. In a group this size 'several' people finding it
funny is an indicator that it _isn't_ particularly funny. If only
several had not found it funny, then you would have a case.

You seem to easily miss the point that when something is
humorous and also shows a group in a 'make fun of ' light :)
You should expect the members of the group to find it NOT
FUNNY and my other point is that considering that - i think
i got quite a few replies from atheists who did see the humor
even so :) get it now ?

humor was not exactly respectfull of atheism :) . Now come on
even the start with the sig

Teen_cthulu_X
a.a. # 1 If God exists - then why am i so stupid ?


The funny thing about this, is that the last bit is somewhat true
[Humans _are_ stupid, or at least more stupid than we should be if
a sky-pixie that made us as the pinnacle of its creation exists].
As an attempt at mocking atheists with such a sig it is about as
funny as an ingrown toenail.

NO the funny thing about that is that matches perfectly the
INNANE sigs you often see from atheists - and WAS FUNNY :)

That's funny cause it is true. How many goofy atheist sigs
do you see on this board full of pomp and self-congradulatory
sayings that are very religious in nature ? A LOT !


Umm, bob, this isn't a 'board'. As for sigs, I rarely read them. As
for the religious nature that you claim a lot of these sigs
contain, so what? There are _many_ religious atheists in the world,
atheism doesn't preclude religiosity.


tell the difference :) - if you can't tell the difference between
'making a response to my humorous post' and 'laughing at


Since I'm the one that is clued in about my mental processes, and
the content thereof, you would be wrong (again).


Perhaps you are the LAST person able to see the
outworking and genesis of your mental processes -
you may be the very WORST judge of that :):):) bob


I doubt it. Someone who doesn't even know I exist, is a worse judge
than me. Someone who only knows me via what I write in this (and
other) newsgroups knows a bit more, but not more than me. It is
possible that someone close to me might be able to achieve a better
position for that judgement than myself, but even that is unlikely.

How on earth can you attempt to classify yourself as rational ? :)
You just spent a whole post telling me how irrational you can be
and that you do not consider yourself rational often [ as i pointed
out this is an 'untruth' :) from you anyway] and NOW you want
to turn around and claim that you are a good judge of your own
motives . Here is a little reality - often people are the worst
judges of their own outworking and genesis of their mental processes.
APPARENTLY especially in your case :)

me' then i bet you scored real high on the exam :) I bet you
spent hours on these 2 posts about my post :) .


Ahh, now I see where you're going wrong. _Seconds_ are counted "one
(one thousand), two (one thousand), three...", not _minutes_. HTH


eh maybe you didn't get it :) - that was sorta a dig - that for 2 very


<sarcasm> Really? </sarcasm>

Yeah <sarcasm> Really :)


simple posts you prolly spent hours on it :) I'm beginning to
think that you are not a 'capable' judge of humor and may not
'get it' ESPECIALLY if it is humorous :) bob


Yeah, if I don't find your post funny, it must be _me_ that's at
fault. Even though you can only find 'several' people who agree
with you.

Well you might ask how some atheists found it funny - maybe
"thems" just the 'stupider' atheists :)

Have Fun
Martin

i always have fun :) - i really do :)
bob

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Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 09:01:57 PM
On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 3:41:19 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <WoednRhKEfdSo_aiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 16:35:08 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <A6WcnUE4hOi2zPSiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

[...]

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.


Which is why you said "1 1/2 _hours_ is NOT hours'?


The 1 1/2 hours was in response to you original claim i spent "hours"
on the post .

Yes, I managed to follow that.

My reply was that 1 1/2 "HOURS" is not plural -

Yes, one of your most (which is to say 'almost') amusing
utterances.

I should have made it plainer for you by replying - "an hour and
a half is not hours " instead of 1 1/2 "hours" is NOT hours .

It was already plain that you're a dill, bob, the extra effort
you've gone to was largely unnecessary.
[...]

eh i got several people who are atheists saying the humor
was funny - that's pretty amazing really considering that the


Not really, bob. In a group this size 'several' people finding it
funny is an indicator that it _isn't_ particularly funny. If only
several had not found it funny, then you would have a case.


You seem to easily miss the point that when something is
humorous and also shows a group in a 'make fun of ' light :)

Assuming your conclusion, bob, the only person I've noticed who
thinks it funny enough to defend it as funny is you. That doesn't
make it funny.
Note, that in reply to Mark Richardson you said:
<paste as quote>

Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose' :)

</paq>
So, according to you, all atheists either went ballistic or 'merely
feigned' disinterest.
It would be easier to deal with your drivel if it was at least
self-consistent.

You should expect the members of the group to find it NOT
FUNNY and my other point is that considering that - i think
i got quite a few replies from atheists who did see the humor
even so :) get it now ?

Quite a few, that you couldn't recall when responding to Mark.

humor was not exactly respectfull of atheism :) . Now come on
even the start with the sig

Teen_cthulu_X
a.a. # 1 If God exists - then why am i so stupid ?


The funny thing about this, is that the last bit is somewhat true
[Humans _are_ stupid, or at least more stupid than we should be if
a sky-pixie that made us as the pinnacle of its creation exists].
As an attempt at mocking atheists with such a sig it is about as
funny as an ingrown toenail.


NO the funny thing about that is that matches perfectly the
INNANE sigs you often see from atheists - and WAS FUNNY :)

Shouting at your audience that your routine is funny is unlikely to
quieten the hecklers at the back of the crowd. None of the
(admittedly few) stand-up comedians I've lived with in the past
have recommended it as a technique that should be adopted.

[...]

Perhaps you are the LAST person able to see the
outworking and genesis of your mental processes -
you may be the very WORST judge of that :):):) bob


I doubt it. Someone who doesn't even know I exist, is a worse judge
than me. Someone who only knows me via what I write in this (and
other) newsgroups knows a bit more, but not more than me. It is
possible that someone close to me might be able to achieve a better
position for that judgement than myself, but even that is unlikely.


How on earth can you attempt to classify yourself as rational ? :)

Where did I do that?

You just spent a whole post telling me how irrational you can be

No, I said that I am generally irrational, but that I can be
rational, if I put in the effort.

and that you do not consider yourself rational often [ as i pointed
out this is an 'untruth' :) from you anyway] and NOW you want

No, I do not consider myself rational (as an over-arching label),
because the majority of my activities are not rational [heck, most
of my activities take place without any conscious control at all].

to turn around and claim that you are a good judge of your own
motives . Here is a little reality - often people are the worst

Yes, often people are, bob. So what? You suggested I was the _last_
person able to judge these things. Clearly this is not the case. As
demonstrated by your woeful ability to comment on them.

judges of their own outworking and genesis of their mental processes.
APPARENTLY especially in your case :)

If you see what I mean. You are even incapable of seeing how my
response was tailored to your comments, rather on the comments you
would have liked them to be about and that you now add to the
mix...
[...]

Yeah, if I don't find your post funny, it must be _me_ that's at
fault. Even though you can only find 'several' people who agree
with you.


Well you might ask how some atheists found it funny - maybe
"thems" just the 'stupider' atheists :)

Or, according to your own words, non-existent ones? Perhaps they
emailed you, I hear lurkers do that [the evidence in my mailbox
doesn't offer any but the weakest support for such claims, though].

Have Fun
Martin


i always have fun :) - i really do :)
bob

Always? Well, they say that idiots are easily amused. I wish I
could say the same - dentists, invalid wife, all sorts of other
things (like sleep) seem to reduce the ability of fun to pervade my
every moment.
Have Fun
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Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 20 Sep 2003 12:16:21 AM
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 3:41:19 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <WoednRhKEfdSo_aiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Thu, 18 Sep 2003 16:35:08 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <A6WcnUE4hOi2zPSiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


[...]

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.


Which is why you said "1 1/2 _hours_ is NOT hours'?


The 1 1/2 hours was in response to you original claim i spent "hours"
on the post .


Yes, I managed to follow that.

My reply was that 1 1/2 "HOURS" is not plural -


Yes, one of your most (which is to say 'almost') amusing
utterances.

I should have made it plainer for you by replying - "an hour and
a half is not hours " instead of 1 1/2 "hours" is NOT hours .


It was already plain that you're a dill, bob, the extra effort
you've gone to was largely unnecessary.

apparently it WAS necessary :) i think you 'unnerstan' now :)

[...]

eh i got several people who are atheists saying the humor
was funny - that's pretty amazing really considering that the


Not really, bob. In a group this size 'several' people finding it
funny is an indicator that it _isn't_ particularly funny. If only
several had not found it funny, then you would have a case.


You seem to easily miss the point that when something is
humorous and also shows a group in a 'make fun of ' light :)


Assuming your conclusion, bob, the only person I've noticed who
thinks it funny enough to defend it as funny is you. That doesn't
make it funny.

Do you want me to go thru all the posts and find which ones
found humor in it ? Do i HAVE to do that for you or are you
capable of wasting your own time :)
Just for fun i tried to find my reply to richardson and did not but
found his post which i shall repost here :) :) :)
On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
<snip>
I can see why this is supposed to be funny.
I really can.
The thing with good satire is that it must always contain *some* truth
- usually exaggerated in such a way as to make it obvious exactly what
is being held up to ridicule.
Comedians (particularly Jewish ones) make a lot of "Jewish mothe
Doh! isn't richardson an atheist ???

Note, that in reply to Mark Richardson you said:
<paste as quote>

Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose'

:)

</paq>

I didn't find my reply - you're welcome to reprint it and i will
comment on it :)

So, according to you, all atheists either went ballistic or 'merely
feigned' disinterest.

It would be easier to deal with your drivel if it was at least
self-consistent.

I probably said that in making the point that atheists in 'general'
would not appreciate the humor - obviously some did as my
repost of richardsons reply shows :):):)


You should expect the members of the group to find it NOT
FUNNY and my other point is that considering that - i think
i got quite a few replies from atheists who did see the humor
even so :) get it now ?


Quite a few, that you couldn't recall when responding to Mark.

Read richardson's post above AND i can find others :)

humor was not exactly respectfull of atheism :) . Now come on
even the start with the sig

Teen_cthulu_X
a.a. # 1 If God exists - then why am i so stupid ?


The funny thing about this, is that the last bit is somewhat true
[Humans _are_ stupid, or at least more stupid than we should be if
a sky-pixie that made us as the pinnacle of its creation exists].
As an attempt at mocking atheists with such a sig it is about as
funny as an ingrown toenail.


NO the funny thing about that is that matches perfectly the
INNANE sigs you often see from atheists - and WAS FUNNY :)


Shouting at your audience that your routine is funny is unlikely to
quieten the hecklers at the back of the crowd. None of the
(admittedly few) stand-up comedians I've lived with in the past
have recommended it as a technique that should be adopted.

Sometimes when some yokel is walking around in the ether
you have to shout once or twice to get them to notice what
is going on :) - unfortunately, i felt that may apply to you in
this case :)

[...]

Perhaps you are the LAST person able to see the
outworking and genesis of your mental processes -
you may be the very WORST judge of that :):):) bob


I doubt it. Someone who doesn't even know I exist, is a worse judge
than me. Someone who only knows me via what I write in this (and
other) newsgroups knows a bit more, but not more than me. It is
possible that someone close to me might be able to achieve a better
position for that judgement than myself, but even that is unlikely.


How on earth can you attempt to classify yourself as rational ? :)


Where did I do that?

You just spent a whole post telling me how irrational you can be


No, I said that I am generally irrational, but that I can be
rational, if I put in the effort.

and that you do not consider yourself rational often [ as i pointed
out this is an 'untruth' :) from you anyway] and NOW you want


No, I do not consider myself rational (as an over-arching label),
because the majority of my activities are not rational [heck, most
of my activities take place without any conscious control at all].


to turn around and claim that you are a good judge of your own
motives . Here is a little reality - often people are the worst


Yes, often people are, bob. So what? You suggested I was the _last_
person able to judge these things. Clearly this is not the case. As
demonstrated by your woeful ability to comment on them.

the above sentence makes NO SENSE - sorry i had to shout :)

judges of their own outworking and genesis of their mental processes.
APPARENTLY especially in your case :)


If you see what I mean. You are even incapable of seeing how my
response was tailored to your comments, rather on the comments you
would have liked them to be about and that you now add to the
mix...

Apparently you cannot see the 'humor' in you claiming you are
irrational and that you are also a good judge of your own motives /
attitudes / behaviours :) . Probably you are trying to argue 'covertly' :)
that you are generally irrational - cepting when you turn on the
ole smart power and think :) ... you are 'funnier' than you realize :)

[...]

Yeah, if I don't find your post funny, it must be _me_ that's at
fault. Even though you can only find 'several' people who agree
with you.


Well you might ask how some atheists found it funny - maybe
"thems" just the 'stupider' atheists :)


Or, according to your own words, non-existent ones? Perhaps they
emailed you, I hear lurkers do that [the evidence in my mailbox
doesn't offer any but the weakest support for such claims, though].

Have Fun
Martin


i always have fun :) - i really do :)
bob


Always? Well, they say that idiots are easily amused. I wish I
could say the same - dentists, invalid wife, all sorts of other
things (like sleep) seem to reduce the ability of fun to pervade my
every moment.

Guess what - here's a little secret for you :) Idiiiotts ! are NOT always
happy :) I been always happy for a long , long time :) and the Lord
Himself keeps me VERY happy :)
bob

Have Fun
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Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 20 Sep 2003 12:56:37 AM
On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 15:16:21 +1000, bob wrote
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"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 3:41:19 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <WoednRhKEfdSo_aiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

[...]

It was already plain that you're a dill, bob, the extra effort
you've gone to was largely unnecessary.


apparently it WAS necessary :) i think you 'unnerstan' now :)

I understood you were a dill from the last time (a few months ago)
we 'spoke'.
[...]

You seem to easily miss the point that when something is
humorous and also shows a group in a 'make fun of ' light :)


Assuming your conclusion, bob, the only person I've noticed who
thinks it funny enough to defend it as funny is you. That doesn't
make it funny.


Do you want me to go thru all the posts and find which ones
found humor in it ? Do i HAVE to do that for you or are you
capable of wasting your own time :)

Since you can't even find your own posts, I could simply tell you
there are none.

Just for fun i tried to find my reply to richardson and did not but
found his post which i shall repost here :) :) :)

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
<snip>

I can see why this is supposed to be funny.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I really can.

The thing with good satire is that it must always contain *some* truth
- usually exaggerated in such a way as to make it obvious exactly what
is being held up to ridicule.
Comedians (particularly Jewish ones) make a lot of "Jewish mothe


Doh! isn't richardson an atheist ???

Yes, you'll note he didn't say it was funny, merely that he could
recognise it as an attempt at humour.

Note, that in reply to Mark Richardson you said:
<paste as quote>

Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose'

</paq>


I didn't find my reply - you're welcome to reprint it and i will
comment on it :)

As I said previously, the extra effort you're going to to show
you're a dill is largely unneccesary.
Your response to Mark:
Message-ID: <RXCdnSb0JMxwYvqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>

So, according to you, all atheists either went ballistic or 'merely
feigned' disinterest.

It would be easier to deal with your drivel if it was at least
self-consistent.


I probably said that in making the point that atheists in 'general'
would not appreciate the humor - obviously some did as my
repost of richardsons reply shows :):):)

In your fantasy world, where you can understand English.

You should expect the members of the group to find it NOT
FUNNY and my other point is that considering that - i think
i got quite a few replies from atheists who did see the humor
even so :) get it now ?


Quite a few, that you couldn't recall when responding to Mark.


Read richardson's post above AND i can find others :)

I'm sure you can find others that say much the same as Mark did.

[...]

NO the funny thing about that is that matches perfectly the
INNANE sigs you often see from atheists - and WAS FUNNY :)


Shouting at your audience that your routine is funny is unlikely to
quieten the hecklers at the back of the crowd. None of the
(admittedly few) stand-up comedians I've lived with in the past
have recommended it as a technique that should be adopted.


Sometimes when some yokel is walking around in the ether
you have to shout once or twice to get them to notice what
is going on :) - unfortunately, i felt that may apply to you in
this case :)

Yes, but it seems that you were the one with his head in the ether.
[...]

How on earth can you attempt to classify yourself as rational ? :)


Where did I do that?

Well?

You just spent a whole post telling me how irrational you can be


No, I said that I am generally irrational, but that I can be
rational, if I put in the effort.

and that you do not consider yourself rational often [ as i pointed
out this is an 'untruth' :) from you anyway] and NOW you want


No, I do not consider myself rational (as an over-arching label),
because the majority of my activities are not rational [heck, most
of my activities take place without any conscious control at all].


to turn around and claim that you are a good judge of your own
motives . Here is a little reality - often people are the worst


Yes, often people are, bob. So what? You suggested I was the _last_
person able to judge these things. Clearly this is not the case. As
demonstrated by your woeful ability to comment on them.


the above sentence makes NO SENSE - sorry i had to shout :)

Thanks for making my point about your English comprehension skills.

judges of their own outworking and genesis of their mental processes.
APPARENTLY especially in your case :)


If you see what I mean. You are even incapable of seeing how my
response was tailored to your comments, rather on the comments you
would have liked them to be about and that you now add to the
mix...


Apparently you cannot see the 'humor' in you claiming you are
irrational and that you are also a good judge of your own motives /

I merely said I was a better judge of my motives than you.

attitudes / behaviours :) . Probably you are trying to argue 'covertly' :)

Covertly? Your reading comprehension is worse than I feared.

that you are generally irrational - cepting when you turn on the
ole smart power and think :) ... you are 'funnier' than you realize :)

This however suggests that if something is repeated a few times,
you can start to get a grasp on it.

[...]

Have Fun
Martin


i always have fun :) - i really do :)
bob


Always? Well, they say that idiots are easily amused. I wish I
could say the same - dentists, invalid wife, all sorts of other
things (like sleep) seem to reduce the ability of fun to pervade my
every moment.


Guess what - here's a little secret for you :) Idiiiotts ! are NOT always

Hint: I didn't claim they were. Your English skills really need
some work.

happy :) I been always happy for a long , long time :) and the Lord
Himself keeps me VERY happy :)

Sorry, you're right, I should have included the delusional as well.
Have Fun
Martin
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User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 20 Sep 2003 02:36:47 AM
You're acually wanting a J.R.a ## arent you :)
This is what it is really all about right :) I mean
your responses unequivocally indicate you do NOT
even 'unnerstan' the relatively simple concepts
i post -as - First , you state the concept you read - then
you 'interpret' it as best as you are able :) and
THEN you reply to a point the post NEVER
even tried to make . Talk about reading comprehension :)
problems ! Won't work though . .. you don't get
a J.R.a by being 'merely' a little dense - you're going
to have to try harder :)
:):):) bob
"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 15:16:21 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <eWSdnfOy7PErfPaiXTWc-w@speakeasy.net>):


"Martin Crisp" <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote in message
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On Sat, 20 Sep 2003 3:41:19 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <WoednRhKEfdSo_aiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):


[...]

It was already plain that you're a dill, bob, the extra effort
you've gone to was largely unnecessary.


apparently it WAS necessary :) i think you 'unnerstan' now :)


I understood you were a dill from the last time (a few months ago)
we 'spoke'.


[...]

You seem to easily miss the point that when something is
humorous and also shows a group in a 'make fun of ' light :)


Assuming your conclusion, bob, the only person I've noticed who
thinks it funny enough to defend it as funny is you. That doesn't
make it funny.


Do you want me to go thru all the posts and find which ones
found humor in it ? Do i HAVE to do that for you or are you
capable of wasting your own time :)


Since you can't even find your own posts, I could simply tell you
there are none.

Just for fun i tried to find my reply to richardson and did not but
found his post which i shall repost here :) :) :)

On Tue, 16 Sep 2003 12:14:09 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:
<snip>

I can see why this is supposed to be funny.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I really can.

The thing with good satire is that it must always contain *some* truth
- usually exaggerated in such a way as to make it obvious exactly what
is being held up to ridicule.
Comedians (particularly Jewish ones) make a lot of "Jewish mothe


Doh! isn't richardson an atheist ???


Yes, you'll note he didn't say it was funny, merely that he could
recognise it as an attempt at humour.

Note, that in reply to Mark Richardson you said:
<paste as quote>

Note that almost no atheists replied rationally :)
Note that almost all atheists basically just went ballistic
Those who did not go ballastic merely feigned disinterest 'on purpose'

</paq>


I didn't find my reply - you're welcome to reprint it and i will
comment on it :)


As I said previously, the extra effort you're going to to show
you're a dill is largely unneccesary.

Your response to Mark:
Message-ID: <RXCdnSb0JMxwYvqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>


So, according to you, all atheists either went ballistic or 'merely
feigned' disinterest.

It would be easier to deal with your drivel if it was at least
self-consistent.


I probably said that in making the point that atheists in 'general'
would not appreciate the humor - obviously some did as my
repost of richardsons reply shows :):):)


In your fantasy world, where you can understand English.

You should expect the members of the group to find it NOT
FUNNY and my other point is that considering that - i think
i got quite a few replies from atheists who did see the humor
even so :) get it now ?


Quite a few, that you couldn't recall when responding to Mark.


Read richardson's post above AND i can find others :)


I'm sure you can find others that say much the same as Mark did.



[...]

NO the funny thing about that is that matches perfectly the
INNANE sigs you often see from atheists - and WAS FUNNY :)


Shouting at your audience that your routine is funny is unlikely to
quieten the hecklers at the back of the crowd. None of the
(admittedly few) stand-up comedians I've lived with in the past
have recommended it as a technique that should be adopted.


Sometimes when some yokel is walking around in the ether
you have to shout once or twice to get them to notice what
is going on :) - unfortunately, i felt that may apply to you in
this case :)


Yes, but it seems that you were the one with his head in the ether.


[...]

How on earth can you attempt to classify yourself as rational ? :)


Where did I do that?


Well?


You just spent a whole post telling me how irrational you can be


No, I said that I am generally irrational, but that I can be
rational, if I put in the effort.

and that you do not consider yourself rational often [ as i pointed
out this is an 'untruth' :) from you anyway] and NOW you want


No, I do not consider myself rational (as an over-arching label),
because the majority of my activities are not rational [heck, most
of my activities take place without any conscious control at all].


to turn around and claim that you are a good judge of your own
motives . Here is a little reality - often people are the worst


Yes, often people are, bob. So what? You suggested I was the _last_
person able to judge these things. Clearly this is not the case. As
demonstrated by your woeful ability to comment on them.


the above sentence makes NO SENSE - sorry i had to shout :)


Thanks for making my point about your English comprehension skills.


judges of their own outworking and genesis of their mental processes.
APPARENTLY especially in your case :)


If you see what I mean. You are even incapable of seeing how my
response was tailored to your comments, rather on the comments you
would have liked them to be about and that you now add to the
mix...


Apparently you cannot see the 'humor' in you claiming you are
irrational and that you are also a good judge of your own motives /


I merely said I was a better judge of my motives than you.

attitudes / behaviours :) . Probably you are trying to argue 'covertly'

:)


Covertly? Your reading comprehension is worse than I feared.

that you are generally irrational - cepting when you turn on the
ole smart power and think :) ... you are 'funnier' than you realize :)


This however suggests that if something is repeated a few times,
you can start to get a grasp on it.


[...]

Have Fun
Martin


i always have fun :) - i really do :)
bob


Always? Well, they say that idiots are easily amused. I wish I
could say the same - dentists, invalid wife, all sorts of other
things (like sleep) seem to reduce the ability of fun to pervade my
every moment.


Guess what - here's a little secret for you :) Idiiiotts ! are NOT

always


Hint: I didn't claim they were. Your English skills really need
some work.

happy :) I been always happy for a long , long time :) and the Lord
Himself keeps me VERY happy :)


Sorry, you're right, I should have included the delusional as well.

Have Fun
Martin
--
aa #1792

Almost always SMASHed

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User: "Scott Rutter"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 18 Sep 2003 02:06:37 PM
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:35:08 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:

Again would relate to the statement of a clueless attempt .
First off you should note i'm getting a lot of reaction - multiple
reaction from many - yourself included.

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.

Then why did you use the plural form of hour? Are you always this
stupid or do you have to work on it?
-
To Reply: Take off every Zig!
EAC - Director of Temporal Adjustment
Ordained Minister - Universal Life Church
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User: "bob"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 19 Sep 2003 01:53:19 AM
"Scott Rutter" <sZIGrutter@cfl.rr.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 23:35:08 -0700, "bob" <nowave@speakeasy.net>
wrote:

Again would relate to the statement of a clueless attempt .
First off you should note i'm getting a lot of reaction - multiple
reaction from many - yourself included.

Secondly hours is PLURAL :) - and 1 1/2 hours is NOT hours.


Then why did you use the plural form of hour? Are you always this
stupid or do you have to work on it?

Because :) - if you could read the thread you Would have realized
that i'm responding to his post which originally labeled it 'hours' and
i'm replying - it's not hours - unless you think 1 1/2 means hours .
get it now ??? :) bob

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Ordained Minister - Universal Life Church

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User: "Mekkala"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 17 Sep 2003 11:51:07 AM
On 16 Sep 2003, Martin Crisp <Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> screwed up
his face, groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:0001HW.BB8DF6BB004B107AF0284600@news.ozemail.com.au:

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.

[snip]

*Yes, I'm laughing _at_ you.

Everybody is :D
--
Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly
realized I was talking to myself!"
--Peter O'Toole.
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User: "Mark Richardson"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 16 Sep 2003 08:58:22 PM
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 11:32:11 +1000, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.

I have tried to give him a few tips on "how satire works".
Anyhow Martin, have you got your new spock ears ready for the next
Star Trek convention?
Ooops!
Damn - do you think he read that bit?
Mark.
--
Mark Richardson mDOTrichardsonATutasDOTeduDOTau
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
(Sarcastic Middle aged Atheists with a Sense of Humour)
-----------------------------------------------------
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User: "Martin Crisp"

Title: Re: Top Ten Junior Rainbow atheists Test Questions : Funnyness Ratings :) 16 Sep 2003 09:25:51 PM
On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 11:58:22 +1000, Mark Richardson wrote
(in message <7qffmv4sedshf5e9d87l4lnt0fh41aquhe@4ax.com>):

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 11:32:11 +1000, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:

On Wed, 17 Sep 2003 5:14:09 +1000, bob wrote
(in message <llqdnbJO69CM_fqiXTWc-g@speakeasy.net>):

Note: I have decided to take votes on how funny
the below is :) I am getting 'some' complaints about


Hey I thought it was hilarious*. I've never seen such a clueless
attempt at getting under someone's skin; you must have spent hours
trying to put it together.

I have tried to give him a few tips on "how satire works".

Anyhow Martin, have you got your new spock ears ready for the next
Star Trek convention?

As ready as they'll ever be :-)

Ooops!
Damn - do you think he read that bit?

Almost certainly, but (like the text-to-speech system on my
machine) that's hardly an indication that it would have been
understood.
Have Fun
Martin
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User: "bob"