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"The Artist currently known as cpt" |
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15 Jul 2004 11:04:15 PM |
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
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Atheistfools.com
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| User: "JessHC" |
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16 Jul 2004 12:05:00 PM |
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"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion,
Gosh, there're so many; which one are you talking about?
but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of atheism.
Atheism doesn't exist? News to me.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
Lots of theists acknowledge evolution as the best explanation for the
diversity of life.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
Personally, I don't laugh at all theists; just those like you. What's
your evidence that order can't arise from chaos?
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the history books and ordered the elimination
of entire ethnic groups in Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
I'm saddened by any slaughter such as you describe. Right now I'm sad
about all those people dying in Iraq because there's a christian
nutcase in the White House. Before that, I was sad about all those
people dying in Iraq because they had a sadistic dictator.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
All sorts of stuff is funny. Another thing I laugh at is theists who
laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods
sleeping with women, but insist that it's true a ghost got a virgin
pregnant and out popped a god.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
What loopholes are you (or more properly, the guy you stole this
nonsense from) talking about?
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
Yes, and?
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
This thing just gets more and more incoherent. What's 'evilution'?
Did you (or the guy you stole this from) mean 'evolution'? Try a
spell-checker. What was modern science trying to convince anyone of?
Science doesn't care about personal opinion, you know. What does
evolution have to do with atheism, and what makes you think one is
'proof' of the other?
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God. You consider that to be evidence that atheism works.
And you think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
Slipping into insanity, dude. What do you think the guy you stole
this from meant by 'evidence for no god' or 'evidence that atheism
works'?
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
Firstly, knowledge of mythology isn't required to be an atheist, just
lack of a belief in gods. Secondly, the vast majority of christians
I've seen here in alt.atheism have been ignorant about their mythology
to the point of embarassing themselves, particularly when the atheists
point out that they've misquoted their bible, say, or that the bible
has been proven wrong on a given point.
Y'know what the top sign you're an atheist is? You don't believe in
gods. It's pretty simple.
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16 Jul 2004 11:13:58 AM |
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"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_. You seem to
have trusted search and replace a little too much.
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| User: "Jez" |
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17 Jul 2004 06:15:04 AM |
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N'vok wrote:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_.
Ah but what about 'Hotel' ?
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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17 Jul 2004 05:51:18 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 12:15:04 +0100 in episode
<40f90a1c$0$6443$cc9e4d1f@news-text.dial.pipex.com> we saw our hero Jez
<iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com>:
N'vok wrote:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache! Listen, when it's
followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_.
Ah but what about 'Hotel' ?
The "n" is indeterminate until the wave function collapses?
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
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| User: "Apostate" |
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17 Jul 2004 11:38:54 AM |
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 12:15:04 +0100, Jez <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
N'vok wrote:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_.
Ah but what about 'Hotel' ?
Wise guy.
--
/Apostate
atheist #(e^7.5657933) I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; billions served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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| User: "Jez" |
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17 Jul 2004 12:26:34 PM |
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Apostate wrote:
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 12:15:04 +0100, Jez <iced_spear@NOSPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
N'vok wrote:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_.
Ah but what about 'Hotel' ?
Wise guy.
Hehe !
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Virgil" |
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17 Jul 2004 04:46:59 PM |
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If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
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17 Jul 2004 05:34:24 PM |
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Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil-
5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"It is interesting to note that the death
penalty for individuals is less controversial
than the mere suggestion that a few corporations
may have forfeited their right to exist. How many
people does a company have to harm before we question
if it ought to exist?"
-- Paul Hawken
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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17 Jul 2004 05:52:11 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:34:24 +0000 in episode
<Xns9529B2F13F045askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in
news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil- 5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
Or:
TOP TEN REASONS REPETITIOUS TROLLING OF A NEWSGROUP IS LAME AS HELL
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
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17 Jul 2004 09:05:19 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.17.22.52.10.588472@org.webmaster...
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:34:24 +0000 in episode
<Xns9529B2F13F045askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in
news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil- 5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
Or:
TOP TEN REASONS REPETITIOUS TROLLING OF A NEWSGROUP IS LAME AS HELL
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Silence fool
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| User: "Kate " |
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18 Jul 2004 01:04:14 AM |
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:05:19 -0700, "The Artist currently known as
cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.17.22.52.10.588472@org.webmaster...
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:34:24 +0000 in episode
<Xns9529B2F13F045askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in
news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil- 5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
Or:
TOP TEN REASONS REPETITIOUS TROLLING OF A NEWSGROUP IS LAME AS HELL
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Silence fool
Your mother is calling CPT - better run or she'll spank you again.
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18 Jul 2004 11:24:00 AM |
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On 18 Jul 2004 01:04:14 -0500, (Kate ) wrote in alt.atheism:
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:05:19 -0700, "The Artist currently known as
cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.17.22.52.10.588472@org.webmaster...
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:34:24 +0000 in episode
<Xns9529B2F13F045askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in
news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil- 5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
Or:
TOP TEN REASONS REPETITIOUS TROLLING OF A NEWSGROUP IS LAME AS HELL
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Silence fool
Your mother is calling CPT - better run or she'll spank you again.
From his persistence in haunting a.a., it appears he likes to be spanked.
<shrug>
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/Apostate
atheist #(e^7.5657933) I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; billions served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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17 Jul 2004 10:11:39 PM |
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On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:05:19 -0700, The Artist currently known as cpt
wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.17.22.52.10.588472@org.webmaster...
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:34:24 +0000 in episode
<Xns9529B2F13F045askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in
news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil- 5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
Or:
TOP TEN REASONS REPETITIOUS TROLLING OF A NEWSGROUP IS LAME AS HELL
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Silence fool
Spoken like a true Christian.
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18 Jul 2004 07:22:00 AM |
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On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 03:11:39 +0000 in episode
<pan.2004.07.18.03.11.35.324547@way.com> we saw our hero Brainfried
<no@way.com>:
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:05:19 -0700, The Artist currently known as cpt
wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:pan.2004.07.17.22.52.10.588472@org.webmaster...
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 22:34:24 +0000 in episode
<Xns9529B2F13F045askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> we saw our hero Doc
Smartass <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>:
Virgil <ITSnetNOTcom#virgil@COMCAST.com> wrote in
news:ITSnetNOTcom#virgil- 5CDB18.15465917072004@[63.218.45.211]:
If the OP were literate, he would have made the Subject read:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AN ATHEIST
If he were honest, the subject would read:
TOP TEN SIGNS CPT IS AN IDIOT
Or:
TOP TEN REASONS REPETITIOUS TROLLING OF A NEWSGROUP IS LAME AS HELL
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion Alt-atheism website at:
http://www.alt-atheism.org
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but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
Silence fool
Spoken like a true Christian.
And posted like a guy that doesn't understand what a "killfile" is...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
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16 Jul 2004 01:17:49 PM |
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On 16 Jul 2004 09:13:58 -0700, (N'vok) wrote in alt.atheism:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_. You seem to
have trusted search and replace a little too much.
Nah; just still speaks like a five-year-old, same way he 'thinks'.
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/Apostate
atheist #(e^7.5657933) I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; billions served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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16 Jul 2004 02:21:31 PM |
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In article <ts6gf0tdl2sakq57ho4mh487j3tmntpa66@4ax.com>, Apostate says...
On 16 Jul 2004 09:13:58 -0700, (N'vok) wrote in alt.atheism:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_. You seem to
have trusted search and replace a little too much.
Nah; just still speaks like a five-year-old, same way he 'thinks'.
Hey! You just insulted my five-year-old. She's a HELL of a lot more coherent
than cpt. Well! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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16 Jul 2004 03:01:38 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 19:21:31 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
In article <ts6gf0tdl2sakq57ho4mh487j3tmntpa66@4ax.com>, Apostate says...
On 16 Jul 2004 09:13:58 -0700, (N'vok) wrote in alt.atheism:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache!
Listen, when it's followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_. You seem to
have trusted search and replace a little too much.
Nah; just still speaks like a five-year-old, same way he 'thinks'.
Hey! You just insulted my five-year-old. She's a HELL of a lot more coherent
than cpt. Well! :)
Shoulda said a *typical* five-year-old.
Witchlings being atypical, of course.
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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/Apostate
atheist #(e^7.5657933) I've found it!
BAAWA Knife AND SMASHer
EAC Supernumerary Deputy Director, Department of Redundancy Department
plonked by Lani_girl, first post; billions served!
I doubt, therefore I might be.
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17 Jul 2004 02:33:45 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 16:01:38 -0400 in episode
<5vcgf0div34md4o01pm84ejprr8d9moq84@4ax.com> we saw our hero Apostate
<Apostate.invalid@yeehaw.org>:
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 19:21:31 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
wrote in alt.atheism:
In article <ts6gf0tdl2sakq57ho4mh487j3tmntpa66@4ax.com>, Apostate says...
On 16 Jul 2004 09:13:58 -0700, (N'vok) wrote in
alt.atheism:
"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
<***** snipped>
*****, the formatting on this gave me a headache! Listen, when it's
followed by a vowel, _a_ becomes _an_. You seem to have trusted search
and replace a little too much.
Nah; just still speaks like a five-year-old, same way he 'thinks'.
Hey! You just insulted my five-year-old. She's a HELL of a lot more
coherent than cpt. Well! :)
Shoulda said a *typical* five-year-old. Witchlings being atypical, of
course.
No, I think even a typical five year old is brighter that Church of the
Pain in the *****.
Come to think, so are most retarded five year olds...
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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| User: "Kermit" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
17 Jul 2004 10:34:10 PM |
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"The Artist currently known as cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<0tIJc.80$IJ5.47546@news.uswest.net>...
It's getting so I can respond to this particular oozing of nonsense
sober. At first, I had to be drunk to read it.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
Ummm... There's only one. You don't believe in any gods.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion,
Which only true religion is that? Islam? Some of them are willing to
die for their beliefs; are you? How would I know your religion is the
"true" one - the bible says so? Should I ask the other Christians if
you have it right?
but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
I have read some posts by idiots who think that atheism doesn't exist.
Heh. They think we're all backsliding Christians. If you think atheism
doesn't exist, why did you post a list of atheist characteristics? Are
you just stupid?
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms,
Well, I feel informed. I have never met anyone who claimed to be
humanized by anything except civilized behavior.
but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
No more that I do the claim that horses were a gift from Poseidon.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
No, I only laugh at fools like you who clearly don't even know what
they are saying. A combination of arrogance, hostility, and stupidity
is a fascinating thing to see, in a car-wreck kind of way.
Simple rules produce order. Snowflakes, for example.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
Sure I did, just as much as when I heard Cromwell killed millions of
Irish; Torquemada tortured to death heretics, Jews, and suspected
atheists; and early American invaders hung accused witches.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
No, I am only astonished that people will deny evidence in front of
them, yet believe such fantastic tales with no evidence whatsoever.
Folks who believe things because it satisfies some emotional need do
not amuse me so much as baffle me. When it leads to holy crusades and
wars and hinders medical research I am appalled.
Are you saying that you believe all of these claims?
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth,
What the Freak does this mean? Loopholes! Shall I seek them in the
periodic table next?
and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
Why do you think there were scientists in the bronze age? Do you have
any examples of something one of them dreamed up in his home, and why
do you think I should believe it?
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
That's correct, altho strictly speaking, this isn't necessary to be an
atheist (note the "an"). You're one for seven so far; not doing too
well, are you?
Humanism isn't a religion, and has no sects. Why would I think only
rival "sects" of humanism have souls? WTF would a rival sect be?
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
Medications came on quickly, did they?
A few questions:
Since modern science has convincing evidence that evoution happened
via Darwin's natural selection and genetic drift, why would you think
it did not convince me evolution theory is correct? Or is this not
what you're saying - it's hard to tell.
What does atheism have to do with evolutionary science?
What does a talking monkey sound like - a talking ape?
Where does this rolling around on the floor image come from? It
doesn't even make sense as an insult. Are you a Pentecostal?
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
Eh? There is no evidence there is no God. Do you have any evidence
there is no Santa Claus? And how would you measure its success rate?
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
Success at what?
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
Bwahahahahaha! This is as funny as the first time I heard it!
<snicker>
Are you saying that I can't call myself an atheist if I don't know
more about the bible than some people? Do you have to be a Muslim
unless you know a lot about the Koran?
<snip sig>
Kermit
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 12:29:16 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as
cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> thought hard and said:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
Eh?
***** are you dim.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "Levy Oates" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 12:33:30 AM |
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On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as cpt"
<cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
Top ten signs you're a theist.
10. You insist that anyone who doesn't believe in your god secretly belongs to a
religion called atheism.
9. You think that "created by GOD" actually means something.
8. When people laugh at you, you think it makes you a martyr.
7. You can't tell the difference between atheists and communists.
6. You think any religion is better than no religion, even if it contradicts
your own.
5. You think the earth was created 6,000 years ago. See 9.
4. You think everyone has a soul which can't be seen, examined or tested and
which lives for ever, and think that anyone who doesn't believe you must be mad.
3. You think that anything that contradicts your religion (and that's just about
everything) must be the result of a conspiracy by people who are out to get you.
2. You think there is real evidence for the existence of god, and then give up
looking for it and prattle on about "faith" instead.
1. You probably haven't got a clue what your religion's actually about, but you
know it must be a good thing nonetheless.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
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Archdeacom Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
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| User: "Brainfried" |
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| Title: Nominate AQOTM - Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 02:35:39 AM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 06:33:30 +0100, Levy Oates wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as cpt"
<cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
Top ten signs you're a theist.
10. You insist that anyone who doesn't believe in your god secretly belongs to a
religion called atheism.
9. You think that "created by GOD" actually means something.
8. When people laugh at you, you think it makes you a martyr.
7. You can't tell the difference between atheists and communists.
6. You think any religion is better than no religion, even if it contradicts
your own.
5. You think the earth was created 6,000 years ago. See 9.
4. You think everyone has a soul which can't be seen, examined or tested and
which lives for ever, and think that anyone who doesn't believe you must be mad.
3. You think that anything that contradicts your religion (and that's just about
everything) must be the result of a conspiracy by people who are out to get you.
2. You think there is real evidence for the existence of god, and then give up
looking for it and prattle on about "faith" instead.
1. You probably haven't got a clue what your religion's actually about, but you
know it must be a good thing nonetheless.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
---------
Archdeacom Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
Marvelous comeback! Complete obliteration of the drivel put forth by cpt.
BTW, cpt, it's "an atheist", not "a atheist". I'd think someone claiming to have a PhD would know better.
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: Nominate AQOTM - Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 04:05:19 AM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 07:35:39 GMT, Brainfried <no@way.com> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 06:33:30 +0100, Levy Oates wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as cpt"
<cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
Top ten signs you're a theist.
10. You insist that anyone who doesn't believe in your god secretly belongs to a
religion called atheism.
9. You think that "created by GOD" actually means something.
8. When people laugh at you, you think it makes you a martyr.
7. You can't tell the difference between atheists and communists.
6. You think any religion is better than no religion, even if it contradicts
your own.
5. You think the earth was created 6,000 years ago. See 9.
4. You think everyone has a soul which can't be seen, examined or tested and
which lives for ever, and think that anyone who doesn't believe you must be mad.
3. You think that anything that contradicts your religion (and that's just about
everything) must be the result of a conspiracy by people who are out to get you.
2. You think there is real evidence for the existence of god, and then give up
looking for it and prattle on about "faith" instead.
1. You probably haven't got a clue what your religion's actually about, but you
know it must be a good thing nonetheless.
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
---------
Archdeacom Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
Marvelous comeback! Complete obliteration of the drivel put forth by cpt.
BTW, cpt, it's "an atheist", not "a atheist". I'd think someone claiming to have a PhD would know better.
Happily seconded
JPG
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Nominate AQOTM - Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 08:41:24 PM |
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In article <gh6ff0566lqek6kuiv8kl25p6rg0p4lqso@4ax.com>,
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 07:35:39 GMT, Brainfried <no@way.com> wrote:
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 06:33:30 +0100, Levy Oates wrote:
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as cpt"
<cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
Top ten signs you're a theist.
10. You insist that anyone who doesn't believe in your god secretly
belongs to a
religion called atheism.
9. You think that "created by GOD" actually means something.
8. When people laugh at you, you think it makes you a martyr.
7. You can't tell the difference between atheists and communists.
6. You think any religion is better than no religion, even if it
contradicts
your own.
5. You think the earth was created 6,000 years ago. See 9.
4. You think everyone has a soul which can't be seen, examined or tested
and
which lives for ever, and think that anyone who doesn't believe you must
be mad.
3. You think that anything that contradicts your religion (and that's just
about
everything) must be the result of a conspiracy by people who are out to
get you.
2. You think there is real evidence for the existence of god, and then
give up
looking for it and prattle on about "faith" instead.
1. You probably haven't got a clue what your religion's actually about,
but you
know it must be a good thing nonetheless.
<snip>
Marvelous comeback! Complete obliteration of the drivel put forth by cpt.
BTW, cpt, it's "an atheist", not "a atheist". I'd think someone claiming to
have a PhD would know better.
Happily seconded
JPG
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Nominate AQOTM - Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 11:13:34 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach JPG:
Marvelous comeback! Complete obliteration of the drivel put forth by
cpt.
CPT = Copy & Paste Troll.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 05:10:30 AM |
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Read the original didya, really got to yer didit?
Poor thing
try something original, like:
"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism is
human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious mind
cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not an old
religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and never has
been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its
simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
The Artist currently known as cpt wrote:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
--
Atheistfools.com
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| User: "Hagar" |
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| Title: Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 10:42:42 AM |
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Amen, brother
"bob young" <alaspectrum@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:40F7A996.ED3B606@netvigator.com...
Read the original didya, really got to yer didit?
Poor thing
try something original, like:
"Atheism is the world of reality, it is reason, it is freedom. Atheism is
human concern, and intellectual honesty to a degree that the religious
mind
cannot begin to understand. And yet it is more than this. Atheism is not
an old
religion, it is not a new and coming religion, in fact it is not, and
never has
been, a religion at all. The definition of Atheism is magnificent in its
simplicity: Atheism is merely the bed-rock of sanity in a world of
madness."
[Atheism: An Affirmative View, by Emmett F. Fields]
The Artist currently known as cpt wrote:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and
supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the
Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order
out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave
birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in
the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong
with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their
homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do
about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
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Atheistfools.com
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: TQOTM - Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
16 Jul 2004 01:49:08 AM |
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This is the funniest most self defeating atempt at an anti-atheist
diatribe I've ever read. We were rolling on the floor over it.
The whole thing well deserves to be in the quote - don't snip a word.
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as
cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
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16 Jul 2004 04:06:20 AM |
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On 16 Jul 2004 01:49:08 -0500, (Kate ) wrote:
This is the funniest most self defeating atempt at an anti-atheist
diatribe I've ever read. We were rolling on the floor over it.
The whole thing well deserves to be in the quote - don't snip a word.
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as
cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
Raymond has excelled himself - happily seconded as well as Archdeacon Levy's
brilliant response.
JPG
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| Title: Re: TQOTM - Re: TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST |
17 Jul 2004 03:28:43 AM |
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In article <mi6ff0pmp4s496q8r7p9vo2tqv0f8hq5st@4ax.com>,
JPG <me@privacy.net> wrote:
On 16 Jul 2004 01:49:08 -0500, (Kate ) wrote:
This is the funniest most self defeating atempt at an anti-atheist
diatribe I've ever read. We were rolling on the floor over it.
The whole thing well deserves to be in the quote - don't snip a word.
On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 21:04:15 -0700, "The Artist currently known as
cpt" <cpt@yahoo.com> wrote:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE A ATHEIST
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of the only god claimed and supported
by the only true religion, but feel outraged when
someone denies the existence of atheism.
9 - You feel enlightened and "humanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have a huge problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created by GOD.
8 - You laugh at theists, but you have no problem believing in order out of
chaos.
7 - you don't flinch when hearing about how atheists slaughtered all the
babies of China and Russia in the
history books and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
Cambodia and other countries including
women and children!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, and you laugh and villify
people believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth
to a man-god who was crucified for our sins,came back to life and then
ascended into heaven.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth, and you find everything wrong with
believing dates recorded by Bronze Age scientists sitting in their homes
and stating the age of the earth.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet have no souls
including those in all rival sects of secular humanism- and will
spend Eternity in blackness and devoid of any purpose.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed
to convince you otherwise, some idiot out to save his
paycheck and tenure rolling around on the floor speaking like a talking
monkey gloriying evilution may be
all the evidence you need to "prove" Atheism.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to atheist
evidence for no God.
You consider that to be evidence that atheism works. And you
think that the remaining 99.99% SUCCESS was simply chance.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many theists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church
history - but still call yourself an atheist.
Raymond has excelled himself - happily seconded as well as Archdeacon Levy's
brilliant response.
JPG
Recorded.
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Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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