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"khartoum" |
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22 Dec 2003 03:42:57 PM |
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Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
I found this on another newsgroup and thought it was funny. The original author was not attributed.
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Top Ten Signs You're A Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your one
god.
09 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
08 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
Trinity god.
07 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination
of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -including women, children, and trees!
06 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have! no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
05 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the
scientifically established age of the Earth(4.55 billion years), but you
find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of
generations old.
04 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs --though excluding those in all
rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet
you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
03 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove
Christianity.
02 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
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The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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22 Dec 2003 05:56:56 PM |
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"khartoum" <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:BzJFb.618940$HS4.4522465@attbi_s01...
I found this on another newsgroup and thought it was funny. The original
author was not attributed.
******************************************
Top Ten Signs You're A Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by
other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your one
god.
09 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
08 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
Trinity god.
07 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed
to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination
of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -including women, children, and trees!
06 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have! no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
05 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in
the
scientifically established age of the Earth(4.55 billion years), but you
find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of
generations old.
04 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs --though excluding those in all
rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And
yet
you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
03 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove
Christianity.
02 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do
about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
You claim to me moral, but gleefully dance on the grave of your savior.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Tink" |
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23 Dec 2003 01:32:45 PM |
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Denis Loubet wrote:
"khartoum" <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote in message
news:BzJFb.618940$HS4.4522465@attbi_s01...
I found this on another newsgroup and thought it was funny. The original
author was not attributed.
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Top Ten Signs You're A Christian
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by
other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your one
god.
09 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
08 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a
Trinity god.
07 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed
to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination
of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" -including women, children, and trees!
06 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have! no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
05 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in
the
scientifically established age of the Earth(4.55 billion years), but you
find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen
sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of
generations old.
04 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the
exception of those who share your beliefs --though excluding those in all
rival sects -- will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And
yet
you consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving".
03 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have
failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor
speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to prove
Christianity.
02 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do
about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
You claim to me moral, but gleefully dance on the grave of your savior.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
You wear a replica of a brutal execution around your neck and take
umbrage when the inhuman nature of what is being depicted is mentioned.
--
It seems odd that those who scoff at sun worshippers are apt to worship
a vacuum.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS# 8808
EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
24 Dec 2003 05:18:30 AM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:42:57 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
Now there's a good laugh. If there's one thing I've found, the average atheist
sit's on zero when it comes to truth in and of the bible.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God. It's probably only used in tight
Jewish circles.
I'm not surprised you'd say this after your top 10 list.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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24 Dec 2003 11:02:16 PM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 05:18:30 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:42:57 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
Now there's a good laugh. If there's one thing I've found, the average atheist
sit's on zero when it comes to truth in and of the bible.
You just don't differentiate between blind faith and reality.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God.
Nope. He got you too. You're confusing Jehovah and Jeshua. No one
who actually knew the bible would make that mistake.
--
"Every sensible man, every honest man, must hold the christian sect in horror. 'But what
shall we substitute in its place?' you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the
blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast and you ask me what
you shall put in its place?" - Voltaire
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "duke" |
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26 Dec 2003 03:44:44 PM |
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On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 00:02:16 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God.
Nope. He got you too. You're confusing Jehovah and Jeshua. No one
who actually knew the bible would make that mistake.
I'm a Christian. I live the New Testament and the new covenant. It replaced
the old covenant. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are what counts. What some
would address as "jeshua" is not my problem.
You din't know all this, did you.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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26 Dec 2003 07:28:13 PM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:44:44 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 00:02:16 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God.
Nope. He got you too. You're confusing Jehovah and Jeshua. No one
who actually knew the bible would make that mistake.
I'm a Christian. I live the New Testament and the new covenant. It replaced
the old covenant.
There is no "new covenant". "Fulfill" doesn't mean "replace", it
means "live according to".
God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are what counts. What some
would address as "jeshua" is not my problem.
You say this even though you don't know who "Jeshua" was. If that's
not the height of stupidity, it's close.
You din't know all this, did you.
I knew you made the claims, and I know that they're nonsense.
--
"A truly unselfish act would be a Christian volunteering to have his soul take your
soul's place in hell, so yours could go to Heaven. Don't hold your breath."
- John Popelish
&
"The United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian Religion"
- Treaty of Tripoli, 1797, ratified by Congress
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rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "duke" |
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27 Dec 2003 07:37:00 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 20:28:13 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
I'm a Christian. I live the New Testament and the new covenant. It replaced
the old covenant.
There is no "new covenant". "Fulfill" doesn't mean "replace", it
means "live according to".
No, fulfill means "complete", to bring to an end.
Hebrews 8
7For if there had been nothing wrong with that first covenant, no place would
have been sought for another. 8But God found fault with the people and said[1] :
"The time is coming, declares the Lord,
when I will make a new covenant
with the house of Israel
and with the house of Judah.
9It will not be like the covenant
I made with their forefathers
when I took them by the hand
to lead them out of Egypt,
because they did not remain faithful to my covenant,
and I turned away from them, declares the Lord.
10This is the covenant I will make with the house of Israel
after that time, declares the Lord.
I will put my laws in their minds
and write them on their hearts.
I will be their God,
and they will be my people.
11No longer will a man teach his neighbor,
or a man his brother, saying, 'Know the Lord,'
because they will all know me,
from the least of them to the greatest.
12For I will forgive their wickedness
and will remember their sins no more."[2]
13By calling this covenant "new," he has made the first one obsolete; and what
is obsolete and aging will soon disappear.
God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are what counts. What some
would address as "jeshua" is not my problem.
You say this even though you don't know who "Jeshua" was. If that's
not the height of stupidity, it's close.
Why? Christians don't address anyone or anything by that name. It's not even a
listing in the Catholic Encyclopedia.
Perhaps you are Jewish - try your own encyclopedia.
You din't know all this, did you.
I knew you made the claims, and I know that they're nonsense.
Your funeral.
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| User: "Solomon Kozanski" |
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07 Jan 2004 07:31:58 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:962ruvk9fj4oef510hg3uilvsc3al6oj1a@4ax.com...
Perhaps you are Jewish - try your own encyclopedia.
haha, xstains hate jews more than they hate atheists. atheists merely say
"no god", while jews say "no jesus, and here, you heretic *****, is
the scriptural proof!"
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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27 Dec 2003 11:47:33 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 07:37:00 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 20:28:13 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
I'm a Christian. I live the New Testament and the new covenant. It replaced
the old covenant.
There is no "new covenant". "Fulfill" doesn't mean "replace", it
means "live according to".
No, fulfill means "complete", to bring to an end.
Never heard the phrase "personal fulfillment", eh, Earl? It *doesn't*
mean "the end of your life".
--
"We should do unto others as we would want them to do unto us. If I were an unborn
fetus I would want others to use force to protect me, therefore using force against
abortionists is *justifiable homocide*."
- "Pro-Life" doctor killer and corpse Paul Hill
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "LP" |
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25 Dec 2003 12:55:24 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 05:18:30 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:42:57 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
Now there's a good laugh. If there's one thing I've found, the average atheist
sit's on zero when it comes to truth in and of the bible.
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God. It's probably only used in tight
Jewish circles.
I'm not surprised you'd say this after your top 10 list.
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| User: "duke" |
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26 Dec 2003 03:46:16 PM |
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On 25 Dec 2003 00:55:24 -0600, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
You atheists are a regular laughing stock with your demonstrated knowledge here
on this ng.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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27 Dec 2003 01:33:43 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:46:16 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On 25 Dec 2003 00:55:24 -0600, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
You atheists are a regular laughing stock with your demonstrated knowledge here
on this ng.
Earl, you're posting to alt.atheism, where YOU'RE the laughingstock.
--
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of
themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
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rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "neocon" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
07 Jan 2004 06:27:11 PM |
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"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:46:16 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On 25 Dec 2003 00:55:24 -0600, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
You atheists are a regular laughing stock with your demonstrated
knowledge here
on this ng.
why an atheist would waste his time studying such irrelevent horseshit is
beyond me! this is like debating what type of wood they used to make the
cross they hung gandalf on (the bible, the lord of the rings, same *****
thing)
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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07 Jan 2004 08:34:36 PM |
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On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 19:27:11 -0500, "neocon"
<noneofyourgoddamnbusiness@localnet.com> posted to alt.atheism:
why an atheist would waste his time studying such irrelevent horseshit is
beyond me! this is like debating what type of wood they used to make the
cross they hung gandalf on (the bible, the lord of the rings, same *****
thing)
LOTR is good fantasy literature.
So is the bible.
--
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus
was not born of a virgin."
Cardinal Bellarmine,[1615, during the trial of Galileo]
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Kenny" |
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07 Jan 2004 06:32:08 PM |
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On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 19:27:11 -0500, neocon
<noneofyourgoddamnbusiness@localnet.com> wrote:
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:6ddquv8u961ei91um26glsdkdak8ibi1n2@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:46:16 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On 25 Dec 2003 00:55:24 -0600, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com>
wrote:
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
You atheists are a regular laughing stock with your demonstrated
knowledge here
on this ng.
why an atheist would waste his time studying such irrelevent horseshit is
beyond me! this is like debating what type of wood they used to make the
cross they hung gandalf on (the bible, the lord of the rings, same
*****
thing)
I beg your pardon, but Lord of the Rings makes a much more interesting
movie.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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08 Jan 2004 10:15:23 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Kenny:
On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 19:27:11 -0500, neocon
<noneofyourgoddamnbusiness@localnet.com> wrote:
"Al Klein" <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in message
news:6ddquv8u961ei91um26glsdkdak8ibi1n2@Pern.rk...
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:46:16 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On 25 Dec 2003 00:55:24 -0600, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com>
wrote:
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
You atheists are a regular laughing stock with your demonstrated
knowledge here
on this ng.
why an atheist would waste his time studying such irrelevent horseshit
is beyond me! this is like debating what type of wood they used to
make the cross they hung gandalf on (the bible, the lord of the rings,
same *****
thing)
I beg your pardon, but Lord of the Rings makes a much more interesting
movie.
I actually loved "The Ten Commandments". Viewed in the right retrospect
it's quite entertaining. Of course, viewed as a moral guideline, it's
muck.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
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The fool says in his heart "there is no God".
The wise man says it to the world.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 01:51:32 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 02:33:43 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
On 25 Dec 2003 00:55:24 -0600, LP <whirl_pool@nospam.hotmail.com> wrote:
Yet after your incessant futile efforts, you have yet to show one
example of your claim that atheists know less about the Bible than
Christians.
You atheists are a regular laughing stock with your demonstrated knowledge here
on this ng.
Earl, you're posting to alt.atheism, where YOU'RE the laughingstock.
And that I call a badge of honor, twice dead. When an atheist laughs at me,
he's a loser laughing at a winner.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 11:49:09 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 13:51:32 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
Earl, you're posting to alt.atheism, where YOU'RE the laughingstock.
And that I call a badge of honor
You're right. A moron WOULD call being a laughingstock a badge of
honor. You'd also call ***** dinner.
When an atheist laughs at me, he's a loser laughing at a winner.
Wow! I NEVER heard Pascal's Wager before.
See you in a few years, Earl. Then you can tell me how much a winner
you are.
--
"To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus
was not born of a virgin."
Cardinal Bellarmine,[1615, during the trial of Galileo]
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "khartoum" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
24 Dec 2003 08:10:30 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 21:42:57 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
Now there's a good laugh. If there's one thing I've found, the average atheist
sit's on zero when it comes to truth in and of the bible.
Coming from you and your definition of Truth(tm) I will take that as a
compliment.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God. It's probably only used in tight
Jewish circles.
I might have spelled it wrong here but I pronounced it correctly when
talking to him. Yeshua
I'm not surprised you'd say this after your top 10 list.
Do you have a reading comprehension problem? I said in the beginning
that this was not my list.
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
26 Dec 2003 03:40:05 PM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 14:10:30 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
Now there's a good laugh. If there's one thing I've found, the average atheist
sit's on zero when it comes to truth in and of the bible.
Coming from you and your definition of Truth(tm) I will take that as a
compliment.
Good, you sure don't know what makes a Christian.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God. It's probably only used in tight
Jewish circles.
I might have spelled it wrong here but I pronounced it correctly when
talking to him. Yeshua
I call him almighty God.
I'm not surprised you'd say this after your top 10 list.
Do you have a reading comprehension problem? I said in the beginning
that this was not my list.
Then you have a tad more intelligence that I gave you.
So are you a Christian?
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 01:32:02 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:40:05 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
Good, you sure don't know what makes a Christian.
Oh, sure we do, Earl - fear of death being permanent.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God. It's probably only used in tight
Jewish circles.
I might have spelled it wrong here but I pronounced it correctly when
talking to him. Yeshua
I call him almighty God.
Then you blaspheme.
Then you have a tad more intelligence that I gave you.
So are you a Christian?
Two sentences and you contradict yourself.
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conviction."
- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 07:27:22 AM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 02:32:02 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
I might have spelled it wrong here but I pronounced it correctly when
talking to him. Yeshua
I call him almighty God.
Then you blaspheme.
Why is that, twice-dead?
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 11:45:39 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 07:27:22 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> posted
to alt.atheism:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 02:32:02 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote:
I might have spelled it wrong here but I pronounced it correctly when
talking to him. Yeshua
I call him almighty God.
Then you blaspheme.
Why is that, twice-dead?
Because Jesus isn't your almighty god.
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faculties to prove the statement 'dogshit is not peanut butter' if we
gave you a jar of each and a box of crackers" - John Hattan to Tichy
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| User: "khartoum" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
26 Dec 2003 04:25:11 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 14:10:30 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
01 - You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history -- but still call yourself a
Christian.
Now there's a good laugh. If there's one thing I've found, the average atheist
sit's on zero when it comes to truth in and of the bible.
Coming from you and your definition of Truth(tm) I will take that as a
compliment.
Good, you sure don't know what makes a Christian.
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
The last one reminds me of the other day when I mentioned Jeshua to a Christian friend of mine and he did not know who it was.
Jeshua is an old Jewish name for almighty God. It's probably only used in tight
Jewish circles.
I might have spelled it wrong here but I pronounced it correctly when
talking to him. Yeshua
I call him almighty God.
You can call your imaginary friend anything you want.
I'm not surprised you'd say this after your top 10 list.
Do you have a reading comprehension problem? I said in the beginning
that this was not my list.
Then you have a tad more intelligence that I gave you.
So are you a Christian?
Duke, you are a fucking moron. How many xtians have an aa number? I
was a xtian for 18 years. That included 12 years of Catholic school.
It was a Catholic priest who instructed me in high school that led to my
agnosticism/* */and eventually atheism.
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 07:26:27 AM |
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On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:25:11 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
Hey, katoum, that should be "xain", where "x" = "Christ".
You're spelling it "Christtain", which is wrong.
I call him almighty God.
You can call your imaginary friend anything you want.
Me: win (hopefully)/no win. You: lose/no win. No win comes into play if
there is no Almighty God.
So are you a Christian?
Duke, you are a fucking moron. How many xtians have an aa number? I
was a xtian for 18 years. That included 12 years of Catholic school.
It was a Catholic priest who instructed me in high school that led to my
agnosticism/* */and eventually atheism.
So you went from good to bad to worst. There's still a chance for you to change
your mind. And, you will one day. When you begin to realize there's more to
your existance than as a mere accident of nature.
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 07:55:30 AM |
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TV's duke wrote:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:25:11 GMT, khartoum
<khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
Hey, katoum, that should be "xain", where "x" = "Christ".
You're spelling it "Christtain", which is wrong.
So is "Christain." Nitwit.
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Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything
Or were you sent to save me?
I've thought too much
You won't find anything worthy of redeeming
AFI - The Leaving Song Pt. II
aa #2133
apatriot #19
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 01:46:19 PM |
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On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 07:55:30 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:
TV's duke wrote:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:25:11 GMT, khartoum
<khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
Hey, katoum, that should be "xain", where "x" = "Christ".
You're spelling it "Christtain", which is wrong.
So is "Christain." Nitwit.
So try "xian". Which is right.
You see, I use "Christian" 100% of the time. Which is right, forever.
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| User: "Solomon Kozanski" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
07 Jan 2004 06:30:57 PM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:48oruv8nrnterseli85ik15f395e3kn3lb@4ax.com...
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 07:55:30 -0600, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
TV's duke wrote:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:25:11 GMT, khartoum
<khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
Hey, katoum, that should be "xain", where "x" = "Christ".
You're spelling it "Christtain", which is wrong.
So is "Christain." Nitwit.
So try "xian". Which is right.
You see, I use "Christian" 100% of the time. Which is right, forever.
i thought 'xian' was a town in china outside of shanghai. i use the phrase
"fucking whackos" to refer to xtians/xians/ChriStains/ad infinitum
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 02:15:25 PM |
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TV's duke wrote:
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 07:55:30 -0600, "towelie"
<bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote:
TV's duke wrote:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:25:11 GMT, khartoum
<khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
Hey, katoum, that should be "xain", where "x" = "Christ".
You're spelling it "Christtain", which is wrong.
So is "Christain." Nitwit.
So try "xian". Which is right.
You see, I use "Christian" 100% of the time. Which is right, forever.
Actually "christian" is more correct. Your pissy little religion isn't
worthy of capitalization.
--
Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything
Or were you sent to save me?
I've thought too much
You won't find anything worthy of redeeming
AFI - The Leaving Song Pt. II
aa #2133
apatriot #19
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| User: "khartoum" |
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| Title: Re: Top Ten Signs You're A Christian |
27 Dec 2003 07:58:22 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Fri, 26 Dec 2003 22:25:11 GMT, khartoum <khartoumNOSPAM@insightbb.com> wrote:
Duke's definition of xtain = whatever the RCC tells him to think.
Hey, katoum, that should be "xain", where "x" = "Christ".
You're spelling it "Christtain", which is wrong.
I call him almighty God.
You can call your imaginary friend anything you want.
Me: win (hopefully)/no win. You: lose/no win. No win comes into play if
there is no Almighty God.
So are you a Christian?
Duke, you are a fucking moron. How many xtians have an aa number? I
was a xtian for 18 years. That included 12 years of Catholic school.
It was a Catholic priest who instructed me in high school that led to my
agnosticism/* */and eventually atheism.
So you went from good to bad to worst. There's still a chance for you to change
your mind. And, you will one day. When you begin to realize there's more to
your existance than as a mere accident of nature.
Thanks for feeding your evilutionist stereotype. Please provide
objective empirical evidence for your god.
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Khartoum aa#2110
When two men of science disagree, they do not invoke the secular arm;
they wait for further evidence to decide the issue, because, as men
of science,they know that neither is infallible. But when two
theologians differ,since there is no criteria to which either can
appeal, there is nothing for it but mutual hatred and an open or
covert appeal to force.
Bertrand Russell
Can Religion Cure our Troubles 1954
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