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20 Jul 2005 08:38:01 AM |
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tough question |
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
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| User: "The Da Clayton Code" |
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20 Jul 2005 07:28:44 PM |
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<soalvajavab1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
What God?
WHERE we are going after life?
I personally am going to be transplanted into other bodies if viable...if
not I'll be helping medical students learn to save lives. After that I dont
give a ***** what happens to me....maybe be used to fertalise plants!
Where we were before we came to life?
No where...we didn't exist! Non-sensical question!
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Life is what you make of it, so stop whinging like a *****!
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Get laid as often as possible and leave your mark on human society! Every
action you take ripples out through humanity and through history....so try
to make it as positive an effect as possible!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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20 Jul 2005 10:54:03 AM |
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<soalvajavab1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
What god? Got any proof one exists?
WHERE we are going after life?
My ashes are getting spread around the Adirondack mountains in upstate New
York. You?
Where we were before we came to life?
No where. We didn't exist.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
What the hell are you talking about?
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
That's up to each individual person to decide.
Lemme guess. There's going to be some sort of religious ***** involved
in this conversation at some point, right?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Steve O" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:53:01 AM |
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<soalvajavab1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
God didn't create us.
God is a myth primarily created by primitive and supersticious people.
WHERE we are going after life?
To a mortuary then burial or cremation, usually, unless you offer your
remains for research, in which case you might end up in a jar.
Where we were before we came to life?
From your father's testicles.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Drop any supersticious nonsense which we have clung to in the past and start
looking at life for what it really is.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Enjoy it.
Got any TOUGH questions?
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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20 Jul 2005 02:38:58 PM |
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<soalvajavab1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
He needed something to torture.
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
We're going to Disneyland. We were in Princess Fairyland.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Run we, snorkel, swim fast, diet, them get we noodles urgently.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
The Best Accomplishment we can do in life is to spread as much delusion as
possible. Why not? Everyone else does!
Those were tough question.
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:23:28 PM |
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"Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@telus.net> wrote in message
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<soalvajavab1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
God didn't create us, one of my anscestors created HIM!
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
I don't know. I think I'm going to be morphed into fog. That's none of
your business!
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
You know what? It's to treat others as you would want them to treat you.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To expose ignorant right-wing evangelicals to the fact that there is no
God.
The Best Accomplishment we can do in life is to spread as much delusion as
possible. Why not? Everyone else does!
Because *some* of us *do* have a conscience!
Those were tough question.
Not really.
Greywolf
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| User: "kathryn" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:42:03 AM |
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<soalvajavab1@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
There is no god, so this a pointless question
WHERE we are going after life?
The crematorium
Where we were before we came to life?
Nothing, nada, zip, zilch,z ero
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
You realise this makes no sense right?
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Be good people
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:37:45 AM |
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wrote in news:1121866681.433772.227340
@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
What God?
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
Nowhere.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Here and now, we are alive. Make the best of it.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To live.
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Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Political correctness is a form of moral and emotional blackmail
whereby if you call a spade a spade you must
a) apologize to the spade,
b) if you live in the US, take a sensitivity training course, or
c) if you live in Old Yurp, you are taken to court for defamation of the
aforementioned spade.
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| User: "Jez" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:07:32 AM |
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wrote in news:1121866681.433772.227340
@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
He didn't, as he doesn't exist.
WHERE we are going after life?
Nowhere, it's death that comes after.
Where we were before we came to life?
Nowhere.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Live.
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Jez, MBA.,
Country Dancing and Advanced Astrology, UBS.
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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20 Jul 2005 10:17:37 AM |
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wrote in news:1121866681.433772.227340
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
First, find some 'profound' questions.
WHY God really create US?
Did He? I hadn't noticed. What led you to this conclusion?
WHERE we are going after life?
Nowhere. We die. We become what we were before we were conceived.
Remember it? Me neither.
Where we were before we came to life?
Right where we are after death. We fail to exist.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Reason, science, compassion.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Reason, science, compassion.
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
The being cannot be termed rational or virtuous, who obeys any authority,
but that of reason.
-- Mary Wollstonecraft
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:41:33 PM |
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wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
Nonsensical question.
WHERE we are going after life?
Nonsensical question.
Where we were before we came to life?
Nonsensical question.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
At last, a question that makes sense...
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
I'm doing it right now (with my other hand).
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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21 Jul 2005 01:02:30 PM |
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wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
HOW much wood would a woodchuck CHUCK if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?
do you WALK to school, or carry your LUNCH?
I got my MOJO working but it just don't work on YOU!
Listen, idiot. Life only has the meaning *you* give it. Your questions
are not tough ones. God? Ugh. Only two kinds of people believe in
gods-the scared, and the stupid. Which one are you?
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member, Knights of BAAWA!
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you
nothing. It was here first."
-Mark Twain
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| User: "Kenneth Lantrip" |
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25 Jul 2005 10:06:14 PM |
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wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To give each of us a chance to obtain paradise with him. To have
salvation from everlasting damnation forever and ever.
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
Paradise for those that accept Jesus Christ as the Lord and repent of
thier sins.
You can get the answer to your second question after you get to paradise.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Study God's word. Have faith in Jesus Christ.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
First, seek ye the kindom of God, and his righteousness.
Your primary purpose for your life is to obtain salvation. After that,
you will *know* your secondary purpose.
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| User: "Don Kresch" |
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26 Jul 2005 09:45:23 PM |
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In alt.atheism On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 23:06:14 -0400, Kenneth Lantrip
<bothersome@cmaaccess.com> let us all know that:
soalvajavab1@yahoo.com wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To give each of us a chance to obtain paradise with him.
Could have saved all the trouble and just done it.
To have salvation from everlasting damnation forever and ever.
Hmmm.
So you're telling me that god is such an egomaniac that if you
don't love god, god will damn you?
Man--talk about your temper-tantrums.
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
Paradise for those that accept Jesus Christ as the Lord and repent of
thier sins.
Sin doesn't exist.
Don
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| User: "Richo" |
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20 Jul 2005 09:05:23 PM |
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
<snip>
These are not profound questions.
What is good and what is evil?
What is my life what should I do with it?
Those are profound questions - and they need answers whether or not a
God exists.
Mark.
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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20 Jul 2005 11:42:06 AM |
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
Answers are pointless when the questions are based on so many
unwarrented default assunptions.
WHY God really create US?
Unwarranted default assumptions:
1. There is an undefined something you call "God".
2. This "God" created us by an unspecified means.
3. This creation was intentional (done for a reason or reasons).
WHERE we are going after life?
Unwarranted default assumptions:
1. There is a "we" after we are dead.
2. There is an undefined state of being you call "after life" other
than dead.
3. One "goes" to this state of being after death.
4. This state of being takes place some "where".
Where we were before we came to life?
Unwarranted default assumptions:
1. There is a "we" before we are conceived.
2. There is an undefined state of being before we are conceived.
3. This state of being takes place some "where".
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
I have no idea what thought these words signify.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Unwarranted default assumptions:
1. There is a "best" accomplishment any life can do.
When you can offer persuasive support for making these assumptions, I
will consider attempting to answer these questions.
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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20 Jul 2005 03:13:08 PM |
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what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
We weren't created by any god. We evolved. (Sheesh, this is an
atheist newsgroup, what did you expect?)
WHERE we are going after life?
We're going to be dead. Some of us will go into the grave. Some of us
will get cremated.
Where we were before we came to life?
Nowhere. We weren't. You don't exist before you exist.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
Be a happy atheist. It sure works for me!
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Live it fully, and with great gusto.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "Divin Marquis" |
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20 Jul 2005 10:40:17 AM |
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Le Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, soalvajavab1 a écrit :
WHY God really create US?
WHY does Santa Claus bring gifts to children?
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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20 Jul 2005 08:18:30 PM |
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On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture us
Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him Forever
how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent to
HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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21 Jul 2005 08:37:28 AM |
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"Steve Knight" <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in message
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On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture us
Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him Forever
how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent to
HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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21 Jul 2005 08:58:34 PM |
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On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 09:37:28 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Steve Knight" <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:nettd1d45k8rg1bvc0p7i497rtnjnlbh6p@4ax.com...
On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture us
Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him Forever
how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent to
HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
Oh... C'mon.... The secret is to tell them what they want to hear
and you get rewarded. I got a ton of money invested in frozen Jeebus
Liver Stickcicles and I'm not making a dime! I'm trying to make a buck
here. 'Fer Krist sake!
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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21 Jul 2005 12:51:16 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
soalvajavab1@yahoo.com wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of
human existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture
us Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him
Forever how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder
and merge into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent
to HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
What, didn't you get the memo? We're all Christians now!
It's the result of the latest in evolutionary science, actually.
Somebody was working in the lab trying to make speciation
happen. He figured apes to humans was a bit too much to start
with, so he used cats. One turned into a sheep, and the rest is
His Story!
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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21 Jul 2005 01:26:46 PM |
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"Ben Goren" <ben@trumpetpower.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
soalvajavab1@yahoo.com wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of
human existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture
us Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him
Forever how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder
and merge into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent
to HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
What, didn't you get the memo? We're all Christians now!
What?!? Damn! I'm always the last to know everything! Crap :P
It's the result of the latest in evolutionary science, actually.
Somebody was working in the lab trying to make speciation
happen. He figured apes to humans was a bit too much to start
with, so he used cats. One turned into a sheep, and the rest is
His Story!
*rimshot!* :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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21 Jul 2005 03:19:37 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
soalvajavab1@yahoo.com wrote:
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
What, didn't you get the memo? We're all Christians now!
What?!? Damn! I'm always the last to know everything! Crap :P
In that case, you'll want to hear about the latest memo...since it
sounds like it hasn't made it your way, yet.
The scientist, of course, realized that from cats to sheep is
/de/volution. So, after a bit more work, he managed to turn us all
from sheep to cattle. It's a /bit/ of a step in the right
direction. We're no longer Christians, now; we're Hindus.
But, hey! look on the bright side. We're all gods, and we taste
good with ketchup.
Cheers,
b&
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BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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22 Jul 2005 08:18:46 AM |
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"Ben Goren" <ben@trumpetpower.com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
soalvajavab1@yahoo.com wrote:
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
What, didn't you get the memo? We're all Christians now!
What?!? Damn! I'm always the last to know everything! Crap :P
In that case, you'll want to hear about the latest memo...since it
sounds like it hasn't made it your way, yet.
The scientist, of course, realized that from cats to sheep is
/de/volution. So, after a bit more work, he managed to turn us all
from sheep to cattle. It's a /bit/ of a step in the right
direction. We're no longer Christians, now; we're Hindus.
Ooooookay. That would explain the statue of Ganesh on my computer monitor.
But, hey! look on the bright side. We're all gods, and we taste
good with ketchup.
I'll be sure to update my husband ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
22 Jul 2005 11:54:02 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
Ben Goren wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
Steve Knight wrote:
soalvajavab1@yahoo.com wrote:
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be
tortured FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
No, but you scared the crap out of me! ;)
What, didn't you get the memo? We're all Christians now!
What?!? Damn! I'm always the last to know everything! Crap
:P
In that case, you'll want to hear about the latest memo...since
it sounds like it hasn't made it your way, yet.
The scientist, of course, realized that from cats to sheep is
/de/volution. So, after a bit more work, he managed to turn us
all from sheep to cattle. It's a /bit/ of a step in the right
direction. We're no longer Christians, now; we're Hindus.
Ooooookay. That would explain the statue of Ganesh on my
computer monitor.
Yeah. He was waving his trunk at me, too. Nothing to be alarmed
about. Happens to Hindus all the time.
But, hey! look on the bright side. We're all gods, and we taste
good with ketchup.
I'll be sure to update my husband ;)
Actually, no need to worry any more. Just got the latest
memo. Let's see...cow to bear, bear to gorilla, gorilla to
crocodile...<flips several pages>...aphid to nematode...<flip,
flip, flip>...slime mold to Calvinist--ick, that was a nasty
period...<flip>...and, finally, three-toed sloth to cat.
So, everything's back to normal, though the memo /does/ warn to
expect some extra heavy-duty power napping as a result of the
penultimate transition.
Cheers,
b&
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All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
22 Jul 2005 06:35:42 AM |
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On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 01:18:30 +0000, Steve Knight wrote:
On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture us
Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him Forever
how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and merge
into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent to
HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
Your grasp of subtle religious concepts is amazing. You could be the next
Pope! Think about it...
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
22 Jul 2005 08:19:23 AM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.07.22.11.35.35.464958@stopspam.net...
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 01:18:30 +0000, Steve Knight wrote:
On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture us
Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him Forever
how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and merge
into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent to
HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
Your grasp of subtle religious concepts is amazing. You could be the next
Pope! Think about it...
Yeah, but he'd have to wear the funny hat ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
22 Jul 2005 07:21:57 PM |
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On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:35:42 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 01:18:30 +0000, Steve Knight wrote:
On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
To cower and tell him how wonderful he is so he won't torture us
Forever,
WHERE we are going after life?
To Heaven. Forever. To be with Jeebus so we can tell him Forever
how much we love him so He won't torture us Forever.
Where we were before we came to life?
From the Great Hall of Souls in Heaven.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and merge
into life?
To really believe in GOD and everything we're told or get sent to
HELL Forever.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
To be a mindless superstitious zombie so we won't be tortured
FOREVER by our loving GOD.
(did I win anything?)
Your grasp of subtle religious concepts is amazing. You could be the next
Pope! Think about it...
I would LOVE to be the Pope. That guy has the coolest hats in the
world! That one that looks like a parasail with the golden thingamajig
in the middle... fucking choice!
*****... you got me started.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
20 Jul 2005 05:45:26 PM |
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On 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Learn to post a grammatically correct sentence in any one language.
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"This is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause"
- Padme Amidala, Episode III
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
21 Jul 2005 06:14:34 AM |
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On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 06:38:01 -0700, soalvajavab1 wrote:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
There seems to be a tendency for matter to self-organize and replicate.
WHERE we are going after life? Where we were before we came to life?
Your consciousness will cease. Your atoms will become other stuff.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and merge
into life?
Prozac. That, and stop worrying about stupid *****.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Get laid.
See, it's really not so hard, is it?
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MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: tough question |
20 Jul 2005 10:49:13 AM |
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on 20 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet (soalvajavab1@yahoo.com) made
the light shine upon us with this:
what is your best answer to these most profound questions of human
existance:
WHY God really create US?
We were not created as a species, we evolved.
WHERE we are going after life?
Noplace.
Where we were before we came to life?
Noplace.
WHAT is our BEST BET now to not get confuse, depress or wonder and
merge into life?
It is what it is, make the best of what you have.
WHAT is the Best Accompolishment we can do in life?
Try to make the world a better place for those who follow.
What kind of answers did you expect in an atheist newsgroup?
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
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