In article <pan.2004.05.26.15.50.00.602019@hoo.com-amikchi>, Mark K. Bilbo
says...

On Tue, 25 May 2004 16:18:13 +0000 in episode
<9lKsc.4270$H4.88@www.newsranger.com> we saw our hero Robibnikoff

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Well, depending on your opinion, I probably sorted cheated because
under the "doing good deeds" question, I checked off that I did it
everyday because I personally feel that making my husband lunch every
day is doing a good deed. He is a grown-up afterall and certainly
capable of doing do himself.

Nyah, nyah!

I got 109!

Whooooooooooooooooowhee! You're the Master of Evil!

Dammit. I thought I'd get *extra points considering the gender I've
fornicated with. <grumble>

Nicely, I get to check "What's a good deed?" because christers consider
"good deeds" to mean "selfless acts." And being I'm one a them
neo-Darwinian EEEEvilutiouns, I consider all acts to be selfish.
Including altruistic acts. So I never do "good deeds." <G>

Loved getting points for "swearing." Heh. My normal, day-to-day speech is
right up there with Tony Soprano.

LOL - But are you as bad as the, ahem, "gentlemen" on Deadwood? I heard
they used the expression "*****" over 40 times in the last episode ;)

I'm just an ornery *****. Words is

words is words. And I can be so stubbornly Anglo-Saxon...

Hey, nothing wrong with that ;)

address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote in message
news:<94F46966Avicman@127.0.0.1>...

One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Robibnikoff:

In article <Xns94F46918E12D6wodencharternet@216.168.3.44>, Woden
says...

Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in
news:MdIsc.4255$H4.279@www.newsranger.com:

In article <Xns94F3C99C42AA2vicman@63.240.76.16>, Vic Sagerquist
says...

One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Spooked:

Spooked <> wrote:

Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:

I signed up for the newsletter. It'll be like a periodical
laugh-o-gram!

Check this, linked to the hell tour homesite:
http://www.mwtb.org/pages/quiz.php?id=10269
You should find this very amusing.
A point system to determine if one is going to heaven or not!!!

<snickers>
"You are what church-goers would call a "hard-core" sinner. You
have regularly done bad things, even some very bad things. You
have no chance of going to heaven unless you can answer "yes"
to the next question."

86 points for me, I'm a moderate sinner. Which depends on your
definition of "bad". Is masturbation bad? Religious people
think it is an abomination. But medically speaking it can help
prevent prostate cancer. I happen to disagree with most of the
things religious folk view as "bad".

Me too. I'm also a moderate sinner - I got a 74.

Of course, "no" was the answer to that next question, since I
don't make it a habit of talking to imaginary beings. Guess I'm
going to roast. In their minds, anyway.

You'll be in good company ;)

Wow. I must be a really evil atheist. I got an 89.

Well, depending on your opinion, I probably sorted cheated because
under the "doing good deeds" question, I checked off that I did it
everyday because I personally feel that making my husband lunch
every day is doing a good deed. He is a grown-up afterall and
certainly capable of doing do himself.

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557

I actually planned to murder my high school band teacher after he
gave me a D- for missing an extra-curricular performance, preferring
to work instead. I just never carried it out.

Good thing, too. When the school board caught wind of his grading
practice, they fired him.

The sweetest revenge--the one your enemy brings on himself. Lovely.

I actually planned to murder my high school band teacher after he gave
me a D- for missing an extra-curricular performance, preferring to work
instead. I just never carried it out.

Oh my.

Good thing, too. When the school board caught wind of his grading
practice, they fired him.

Glad to hear it.

Funny, but I don't remember getting a grade in band, though I must have.