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Religions > Atheism |
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"Iain" |
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14 May 2004 02:46:11 PM |
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TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
The premise is that I'm saying there is far less evidence for Jesus
and his miracles, etc, than for the Roman invasion of Britain.
I point out that there is four centuries worth of Roman road building
in Britain to prove this.
START SELECTION----
You're right - I believe in God with evidence You believe in the
romans with roads. I win.
Duke
END SELECTION------
~Iain
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
14 May 2004 03:48:43 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Iain:
The premise is that I'm saying there is far less evidence for Jesus
and his miracles, etc, than for the Roman invasion of Britain.
I point out that there is four centuries worth of Roman road building
in Britain to prove this.
START SELECTION----
You're right - I believe in God with evidence You believe in the
romans with roads. I win.
Duke
END SELECTION------
~Iain
Seconded! With all the roads available, arguing with duke takes you
nowhere.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
16 May 2004 05:37:39 AM |
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In article <94E989E19vicman@127.0.0.1>,
(Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Iain:
The premise is that I'm saying there is far less evidence for Jesus
and his miracles, etc, than for the Roman invasion of Britain.
I point out that there is four centuries worth of Roman road building
in Britain to prove this.
START SELECTION----
You're right - I believe in God with evidence You believe in the
romans with roads. I win.
Duke
END SELECTION------
~Iain
Seconded! With all the roads available, arguing with duke takes you
nowhere.
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
14 May 2004 04:20:28 PM |
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On Fri, 14 May 2004 15:48:43 -0500, (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
START SELECTION----
You're right - I believe in God with evidence You believe in the
romans with roads. I win.
Duke
END SELECTION------
~Iain
Seconded! With all the roads available, arguing with duke takes you
nowhere.
I resecond the nomination.
Arguing against me will get you nowhere's. Because your words are empty and unfounded.
Eventually you will have to come up with something, anything of value, to make a point,
and so far no atheist has been able to do that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
14 May 2004 07:39:29 PM |
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On Fri, 14 May 2004 16:20:28 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 14 May 2004 15:48:43 -0500, (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
START SELECTION----
You're right - I believe in God with evidence You believe in the
romans with roads. I win.
Duke
END SELECTION------
~Iain
Seconded! With all the roads available, arguing with duke takes you
nowhere.
I resecond the nomination.
Arguing against me will get you nowhere's. Because your words are empty and unfounded.
Eventually you will have to come up with something, anything of value, to make a point,
and so far no atheist has been able to do that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination.
If you win, it will be the greatest achievement of your life. Don't
screw it up by accidentally saying something intelligent. Good luck!
duke
*****
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
14 May 2004 09:41:21 PM |
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<zamboni30000@knowspamatyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:lgpaa0945c8ucnqlu93fpl9nh8h7us08sr@4ax.com...
On Fri, 14 May 2004 16:20:28 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Fri, 14 May 2004 15:48:43 -0500, (Vic Sagerquist)
wrote:
START SELECTION----
You're right - I believe in God with evidence You believe in the
romans with roads. I win.
Duke
END SELECTION------
~Iain
Seconded! With all the roads available, arguing with duke takes you
nowhere.
I resecond the nomination.
Arguing against me will get you nowhere's. Because your words are empty
and unfounded.
Eventually you will have to come up with something, anything of value, to
make a point,
and so far no atheist has been able to do that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination.
If you win, it will be the greatest achievement of your life. Don't
screw it up by accidentally saying something intelligent. Good luck!
Oh, I don't think we have anything to worry about...
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
15 May 2004 07:49:08 AM |
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On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:39:29 -0500, wrote:
SELECTION------
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination.
If you win, it will be the greatest achievement of your life. Don't
screw it up by accidentally saying something intelligent. Good luck!
Actually, I've won already. And being a theist winner in a group of atheists is a badge
of honor.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
15 May 2004 06:07:13 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach duke:
On Fri, 14 May 2004 19:39:29 -0500,
wrote: SELECTION------
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the nomination.
If you win, it will be the greatest achievement of your life. Don't
screw it up by accidentally saying something intelligent. Good luck!
Actually, I've won already. And being a theist winner in a group of
atheists is a badge of honor.
That's the good part about being religious. You can be whatever you want
in your own world. Just be sure to steer clear of reality, where you
lose.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
16 May 2004 02:19:38 AM |
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On Sat, 15 May 2004 23:07:13 +0000, Vic Sagerquist wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach duke:
Actually, I've won already. And being a theist winner in a group of
atheists is a badge of honor.
That's the good part about being religious. You can be whatever you want
in your own world. Just be sure to steer clear of reality, where you
lose.
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 05:32:02 AM |
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spakka wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 07:04:48 AM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5b6a0$40a74322$51569c09$6846@nf3.news-service-com...
spakka wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 09:54:37 AM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 13:04:48 +0100, "Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man in the person of
Jesus.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 11:12:25 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:720fa09m5pvgu3uvonc73khdavq3d4djhu@4ax.com...
On Sun, 16 May 2004 13:04:48 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
*YAWN*
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man in
the person of
Jesus.
Kind of an odd way to win...dying.
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
Well, I suppose it's not much stranger than beliving in imaginary friends.
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 02:15:46 PM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 17:12:25 +0100, "Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
*YAWN*
Viola' - jez states the most intelligent thing he has ever been known to say.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man in
the person of
Jesus.
Kind of an odd way to win...dying.
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater gift can one man give
another than to give his life for the other."
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
17 May 2004 01:06:22 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:e9ffa0h030n980g4nh2qbd6ljinpphm2a7@4ax.com...
On Sun, 16 May 2004 17:12:25 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
*YAWN*
Viola' - jez states the most intelligent thing he has ever been known to
say.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man
in
the person of
Jesus.
Kind of an odd way to win...dying.
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater gift
can one man give
another than to give his life for the other."
But the Jesus character didn't. He supposedly didn't do it for us, he did it
for the god character. The god character decreed it, and the Jesus character
did it. The god character got what it wanted.
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
17 May 2004 06:02:10 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 01:06:22 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater gift
can one man give
another than to give his life for the other."
But the Jesus character didn't. He supposedly didn't do it for us, he did it
for the god character. The god character decreed it, and the Jesus character
did it. The god character got what it wanted.
They're the same God.
And yes he did get what he wanted - redemption from sin and the salvation of souls.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
17 May 2004 09:24:00 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:3r6ha0pi2tdtklj8sv61fnjb7nkcctn0v6@4ax.com...
On Mon, 17 May 2004 01:06:22 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater
gift
can one man give
another than to give his life for the other."
But the Jesus character didn't. He supposedly didn't do it for us, he did
it
for the god character. The god character decreed it, and the Jesus
character
did it. The god character got what it wanted.
They're the same God.
And yes he did get what he wanted - redemption from sin and the salvation
of souls.
Come on, follow it through. To what end? Why does the god character want
redeemed souls?
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
17 May 2004 08:08:05 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message
news:e9ffa0h030n980g4nh2qbd6ljinpphm2a7@4ax.com...
On Sun, 16 May 2004 17:12:25 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
*YAWN*
Viola' - jez states the most intelligent thing he has ever been known to
say.
Yip...your idea that I'm gonna live after I die is Soooo Boring....and wrong
!
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man
in
the person of
Jesus.
Kind of an odd way to win...dying.
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez
Really ? Mmmm just sounds bloody stupid to me, sorry !
- "no greater gift can one man give
another than to give his life for the other."
And who is the fucking idiot that wrote that ??
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 02:36:33 PM |
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duke wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 17:12:25 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
*YAWN*
Viola' - jez states the most intelligent thing he has ever been known to
say.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man
in
the person of
Jesus.
Kind of an odd way to win...dying.
Shows 'Satan' was stronger than 'God' eh ?
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater gift
can one man give another than to give his life for the other."
I dunno. I think I'd prefer a pair of socks or a book token to a corpse.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 06:34:50 PM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 20:36:33 +0100, Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater gift
can one man give another than to give his life for the other."
I dunno. I think I'd prefer a pair of socks or a book token to a corpse.
You wouldn't be able to use the socks or the book token then.
Gosh, I hope you realize how sad you sounded there.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
18 May 2004 12:11:48 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach duke:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 20:36:33 +0100, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater
gift can one man give another than to give his life for the other."
I dunno. I think I'd prefer a pair of socks or a book token to a
corpse.
You wouldn't be able to use the socks or the book token then.
Ah. Then socks and book tokens are immortal and follow you into the
afterlife, eh Earl?
Gosh, I hope you realize how sad you sounded there.
Gosh, I hope you realize how stupid you sounded there.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
18 May 2004 11:48:19 AM |
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duke wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 20:36:33 +0100, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
It's an idea that is clearly over your moral head, jez - "no greater
gift can one man give another than to give his life for the other."
I dunno. I think I'd prefer a pair of socks or a book token to a corpse.
You wouldn't be able to use the socks or the book token then.
Why not? Jesus is the stiff, not me.
Gosh, I hope you realize how sad you sounded there.
I'm trying to get down to your level.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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16 May 2004 07:20:03 PM |
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On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:54:37 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 13:04:48 +0100, "Jez" <iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became man in the person of
Jesus.
Sick.
The whole concept. The very idea that a deity needs to commit
suicide to defeat something.
This is the pitifully limited mentality from a supreme being. I
have to question why not a better solution. Why not wiggling it's nose
or crossing it's arms and nodding. Surely this is better that a
violent death. I'd even accept standing on his head.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 09:06:12 PM |
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Steve Knight <whooly@sonic.net> wrote in
news:e31ga0960pfh43e771alt4delno38265qa@4ax.com:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:54:37 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 13:04:48 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became
man in the person of Jesus.
Sick.
The whole concept. The very idea that a deity needs to commit
suicide to defeat something.
Kind of like a cop defeating a shoplifter by blowing his own head off.
....or like the movie villian who runs out of bullets, so he throws his gun.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
17 May 2004 08:30:48 PM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 02:06:12 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Steve Knight <whooly@sonic.net> wrote in
news:e31ga0960pfh43e771alt4delno38265qa@4ax.com:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:54:37 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 13:04:48 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
There you go, jez - committing spiritual suicide.
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became
man in the person of Jesus.
Sick.
The whole concept. The very idea that a deity needs to commit
suicide to defeat something.
Kind of like a cop defeating a shoplifter by blowing his own head off.
...or like the movie villian who runs out of bullets, so he throws his gun.
Hmmmm....I wonder if it could be this easy.....
"Hey Duke!!!! Why don't you go "defeat" a speeding Buick Roadmaster!"
"Hey Duke!!!! Why don't you go "defeat" a roving band of drugged up
street thugs. They want to be saved...what would Jebus do? Or are you
all talk and no action.
If he really does believe in the lard, this could be over soon! But of
course he probably doesn't. His faith is weak, and God knows it. God
will not be fooled. Duke's going to hell.
zamboni
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
17 May 2004 08:35:07 PM |
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wrote in
news:1apia058feuua744psii0ou6hb6uu9bofn@4ax.com:
On Mon, 17 May 2004 02:06:12 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Steve Knight <whooly@sonic.net> wrote in
news:e31ga0960pfh43e771alt4delno38265qa@4ax.com:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:54:37 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net>
wrote:
Defeating satan by dying on the cross is the very reason God became
man in the person of Jesus.
Sick.
The whole concept. The very idea that a deity needs to commit
suicide to defeat something.
Kind of like a cop defeating a shoplifter by blowing his own head off.
...or like the movie villian who runs out of bullets, so he throws his
gun.
Hmmmm....I wonder if it could be this easy.....
"Hey Duke!!!! Why don't you go "defeat" a speeding Buick Roadmaster!"
"Hey Duke!!!! Why don't you go "defeat" a roving band of drugged up
street thugs. They want to be saved...what would Jebus do? Or are you
all talk and no action.
If he really does believe in the lard, this could be over soon! But of
course he probably doesn't. His faith is weak, and God knows it. God
will not be fooled. Duke's going to hell.
We should be so lucky.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Dr. Smartass is unnaturally high in carbohydrates, fats, and sodium.
Consult your physician before consuming Dr. Smartass.
Try New "Religion Pockets!" Flaky crust with a tasty ***** center!
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
18 May 2004 04:20:31 AM |
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In article <1apia058feuua744psii0ou6hb6uu9bofn@4ax.com>,
wrote:
On Mon, 17 May 2004 02:06:12 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Steve Knight <whooly@sonic.net> wrote in
news:e31ga0960pfh43e771alt4delno38265qa@4ax.com:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 09:54:37 -0500, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 16 May 2004 13:04:48 +0100, "Jez"
<iced_spear@AwaySPAMdsl.pipex.com> wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
Fantastic!
Seconds?
Yeah...seconded !
A little late, but this nomination has been recorded.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Earl Camembert" |
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| Title: Re: *** Nomination *** - AQOTM |
16 May 2004 04:40:31 PM |
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spakka wrote:
Claiming victory in defeat has been a xian tradition since
Jesus 'defeated Satan' by getting his sorry ***** nailed to
a cross.
I thought it was his hands and feet.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
16 May 2004 07:03:27 AM |
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On Sat, 15 May 2004 23:07:13 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
Actually, I've won already. And being a theist winner in a group of
atheists is a badge of honor.
That's the good part about being religious. You can be whatever you want
in your own world. Just be sure to steer clear of reality, where you
lose.
Actually, the reality is that God exists. There is **no** reality to substantiate the
non-existance of almighty God.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
16 May 2004 11:06:54 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach duke:
That's the good part about being religious. You can be whatever you
want in your own world. Just be sure to steer clear of reality, where
you lose.
Actually, the reality is that God exists. There is **no** reality to
substantiate the non-existance of almighty God.
So, god lives in the land of double-negatives?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: TQOTM Nomination: Duke |
17 May 2004 06:13:34 AM |
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On Mon, 17 May 2004 04:06:54 GMT, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
That's the good part about being religious. You can be whatever you
want in your own world. Just be sure to steer clear of reality, where
you lose.
Actually, the reality is that God exists. There is **no** reality to
substantiate the non-existance of almighty God.
So, god lives in the land of double-negatives?
No, you do.
duke
*****
John 6
53Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, unless
you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his
blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my
flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I
will raise him up at the last day.
*****
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