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"Tough Tonto" |
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06 Nov 2006 06:38:43 PM |
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Trawling |
Simon and Andrew went fishing, but had no luck. Jesus of Nazareth
was peering at them from shrubbery along the shore.
"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers
of men." Matthew 4:18-19
Isn't this evidence that Jesus encouraged them to seek out
only male companions?
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
08 Nov 2006 06:58:14 PM |
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"Tough Tonto" <Chemo@subby.com> wrote in message
news:nAQ3h.2982$qJ6.1126@trndny07...
Simon and Andrew went fishing, but had no luck. Jesus of Nazareth
was peering at them from shrubbery along the shore.
"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers
of men." Matthew 4:18-19
Isn't this evidence that Jesus encouraged them to seek out
only male companions?
jesus was a fucking homo anyway, he wore a dress (christian nuts call it a
robe),
he wore sandals and he always kept the company of 12 men.
jesus always had twelve men around him, I guess he gave really good blowjobs
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| User: "Midwinter" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
06 Nov 2006 07:47:03 PM |
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"Tough Tonto" <Chemo@subby.com> wrote:
Isn't this evidence that Jesus encouraged them to seek out
only male companions?
I suppose it depends what they intended to use for bait.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
06 Nov 2006 08:29:29 PM |
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"Midwinter" <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns9874123448C96CYPMNDEXHBCJOIU@216.196.109.145...
"Tough Tonto" <Chemo@subby.com> wrote:
Isn't this evidence that Jesus encouraged them to seek out
only male companions?
I suppose it depends what they intended to use for bait.
Wriggling worms?
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
07 Nov 2006 01:45:24 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:qLOdnQ2zKcgNctLYnZ2dnUVZ_tKdnZ2d@io.com...
"Midwinter" <midwinter_m@hotmail.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns9874123448C96CYPMNDEXHBCJOIU@216.196.109.145...
"Tough Tonto" <Chemo@subby.com> wrote:
Isn't this evidence that Jesus encouraged them to seek out
only male companions?
I suppose it depends what they intended to use for bait.
Wriggling worms?
Texas jig!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
06 Nov 2006 08:53:33 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Tough Tonto (Chemo@subby.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Simon and Andrew went fishing, but had no luck. Jesus of Nazareth
was peering at them from shrubbery along the shore.
"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers
of men." Matthew 4:18-19
Then Simon turned to Jesus and said, "OK, but you're cleaning them."
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
06 Nov 2006 10:15:38 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Tough Tonto (Chemo@subby.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Simon and Andrew went fishing, but had no luck. Jesus of Nazareth
was peering at them from shrubbery along the shore.
"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers
of men." Matthew 4:18-19
Then Simon turned to Jesus and said, "OK, but you're cleaning them."
ROFL! /rimshot
-PF
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Trawling |
06 Nov 2006 10:13:13 PM |
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Tough Tonto wrote:
Simon and Andrew went fishing, but had no luck. Jesus of Nazareth
was peering at them from shrubbery along the shore.
"Come, follow me," Jesus said, "and I will make you fishers
of men." Matthew 4:18-19
Isn't this evidence that Jesus encouraged them to seek out
only male companions?
Sure! I can see him now, walking along the shore, saying "Hi, Sailor!"
to every guy he meets.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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