"Having investigated all evidemce thoroughly and listened to expert
witnesses we have concluded that there is a such a person as god for the
following reasons:

# We have observed that the world in which we live goes on a huge space
journey of millions of miles. It generated the four seasons of the year.
This operation is so precise that the only conclusion we can come to is it
taking place by design

#Where you have design you must have a designer and since the operation has
been taking place for millions of years the designer must be in existence
for millions of years.

#We also concluded that the designer of this wonderful operation must be
good because the moving of the world every 365 and a quarter days generates
the food for the world.

#Add up all our conclusions we recognise an All Power designer who has been
in existence for millons of years, who not only desinged the world and its
operation but keeps it working. This designer is good we call him god.

One of the group asked where do our concludions leave those "intelligent"
people who claim that this i no god? Another replied, "Do they expect us to
believe that the watches they wear on their wrists came together and operate
by chance. Was there not a designer for the watches too?"

"Hold on again" said Ciaran. "Watches break down at times but the world and
sun never break down! So god the designer is better than the designer of
watches"

My thanks to Fr Con McGillicuddy for this unusual look at god's