I wanted to see what an Agnus Dei looked like so I talked to my super
Catholic friend and she said to call Sister Agnes at Our Lady of
Cement and she would sell me one, no problem.
What and idiot I was. I believed her.
I call our lady of cement and a cultured female voice says "Hello, Our
Lady of Cement, may I help you?"
Me: I would like to speak to Sister Agnes.
Sister Agnes: Speaking
Me: (Maybe a little too brightly) Hi Sister, Carol said I could buy an
Agnus Dei from you .
Sister Agnes:( Suddenly a lot less intelligent and now has a
pronounced south Chicago Accent) I don't know what dat is.
Me: It means Lamb of God
Sister Agnes: Yah, I know what the words mean, my name is Agnes.
Me:How would I get one
Sister Agnes: Yah, I will haf to tak to one of da priests, dat has
been to Rome.
Me:When should I call you back.
Sister Agnes: Yah, don't call me back, I will talk to Carol and she
will explain it to you.
My chance of buying an Agnus Dei from Sister Agnes
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