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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: ""
Date: 28 Sep 2006 04:14:48 PM
Object: Twonky Song
Sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, little star."
Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,
He's a pedophile and fag.
Skulking around playgrounds at night
Twonky makes the children run with fright.
Molesting little boys at night,
That is Twonky's true delight.
Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,
He's a pedophile and fag.
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"Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK
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User: "Angel of HaShem/Messenger"

Title: Twonky Song...all wrong... 28 Sep 2006 10:43:12 PM
<harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, little star."

Too bad you didn't take into consideration the meter of the song....
You should've emailed it to me for a "proof reading".....


Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,
He's a pedophile and fag.

Skulking around playgrounds at night
Twonky makes the children run with fright.

Molesting little boys at night,
That is Twonky's true delight.

Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,
He's a pedophile and fag.

Are you sure you're not reatarded....?
The song is 7 meter...those two are okay....
If you used " A pedophile and a fag."
It would have....flowed more smoothly..
The way you have it, is like hitting a cement wall.


Skulking around playgrounds at night

8 meter...doesn't work...
"Skulking playgrounds in the night."
7 meter
That works....

Twonky makes the children run with fright.

Whoa....9 meter...over the top.....
"Children run when he's in sight."
7 meter...


Molesting little boys at night,

8 meter...coming down...
"Molesting young boys all night"
7 meter

That is Twonky's true delight.

7 meter
You started out okay...but then you went to different meter....
Tough to read and sing....
See if I can help you out....
Twonky, Twonky, dressed in drag,
A pedophile and a fag.....
Skulking playgrounds every night...
Children run when he's in sight...
Molesting young boys all night,
That is Twonky's true delight.
Twinkle Twonky just for you...
This is easy, to sing through...
You're an ***** yes you are....
You think that you, are a star...
But you are one sad sick dope......
For you there is, no more hope.....
You think you are, very smart.......
But you show, you know, no art...
Unlike Twinkle Twonky's song....
You have yours all fucking wrong....
I'll end it there....I could go BIGkb....

--
"Twonky can't count to ten without fucking it up" -TimK

Recursive-0.012345678910....0....starts the count....
I count ten digits there. And the above, brings the whole
number...10....into eXistence....
So there. Take that...
Twinkle me up, anytime...


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