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28 Aug 2005 07:48:40 PM |
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Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
Sunday, August 28, 2005; Page B05
There's been no lack of commentary since the Kansas State Board of
Education began debating whether to teach "intelligent design"
alongside evolution in the public schools. One of the more unusual
submissions to the board came from Bobby Henderson, a 24-year-old
graduate of Oregon State University with a degree in physics. Eliciting
no immediate response, Henderson posted his letter on the Internet in
June. It soon attracted a large audience: Henderson said last week that
the Web site has gotten more than 14.5 million hits and was currently
getting 750,000 a day. He has since received e-mails from three Kansas
education board members, which are posted -- along with scores of
others -- on Henderson's site,http://www.venganza.org(named, for
reasons that will become clear below, after a Spanish pirate ship).
Kansas evolution
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/d139b633236f3c4c
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| User: "Bob" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
28 Aug 2005 08:26:32 PM |
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On 28 Aug 2005 12:48:40 -0700, "maff" <maff91@yahoo.com> wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
EXCELLENT! thanks maff...
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to see who "wf3h" is, go to "qrz.com"
and enter 'wf3h' in the field
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| User: "Brian Westley" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
28 Aug 2005 08:42:27 PM |
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(Bob) writes:
On 28 Aug 2005 12:48:40 -0700, "maff" <maff91@yahoo.com> wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
EXCELLENT! thanks maff...
I think it's alarming that "flying spaghetti monster" gets 138,000
google hits, while "invisible pink unicorn" only has 9,300 hits.
I mean, the IPU is the OLDER fake religion, so that means it's truer...
---
Merlyn LeRoy
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
28 Aug 2005 08:51:56 PM |
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Brian Westley wrote:
wf3h@comcast.net (Bob) writes:
On 28 Aug 2005 12:48:40 -0700, "maff" <maff91@yahoo.com> wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
EXCELLENT! thanks maff...
I think it's alarming that "flying spaghetti monster" gets 138,000
google hits, while "invisible pink unicorn" only has 9,300 hits.
I mean, the IPU is the OLDER fake religion, so that means it's truer...
IPU and FSM are both aspects of the same Deity. Who are you to say how
He should show Himself?
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| User: "Bob" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
28 Aug 2005 09:11:58 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 20:42:27 -0000, Brian Westley <westley@visi.com>
wrote:
wf3h@comcast.net (Bob) writes:
On 28 Aug 2005 12:48:40 -0700, "maff" <maff91@yahoo.com> wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
EXCELLENT! thanks maff...
I think it's alarming that "flying spaghetti monster" gets 138,000
google hits, while "invisible pink unicorn" only has 9,300 hits.
I mean, the IPU is the OLDER fake religion, so that means it's truer...
nah, they're heretics and should be killed because they reject the
true faith
they should be boiled in paul newman's vodka sauce
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to see who "wf3h" is, go to "qrz.com"
and enter 'wf3h' in the field
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| User: "Cyde Weys" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
29 Aug 2005 01:35:16 AM |
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maff wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
Sunday, August 28, 2005; Page B05
There's been no lack of commentary since the Kansas State Board of
Education began debating whether to teach "intelligent design"
alongside evolution in the public schools. One of the more unusual
submissions to the board came from Bobby Henderson, a 24-year-old
graduate of Oregon State University with a degree in physics. Eliciting
no immediate response, Henderson posted his letter on the Internet in
June. It soon attracted a large audience: Henderson said last week that
the Web site has gotten more than 14.5 million hits and was currently
getting 750,000 a day. He has since received e-mails from three Kansas
education board members, which are posted -- along with scores of
others -- on Henderson's site,http://www.venganza.org(named, for
reasons that will become clear below, after a Spanish pirate ship).
Kansas evolution
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/d139b633236f3c4c
It should also be noted that the original printed article included the
graph of pirates vs. global temperature as well as the picture of FSM
creating trees, mountains, and a midget.
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| User: "Stuart" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
29 Aug 2005 04:43:27 AM |
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Cyde Weys wrote:
maff wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
Sunday, August 28, 2005; Page B05
There's been no lack of commentary since the Kansas State Board of
Education began debating whether to teach "intelligent design"
alongside evolution in the public schools. One of the more unusual
submissions to the board came from Bobby Henderson, a 24-year-old
graduate of Oregon State University with a degree in physics. Eliciting
no immediate response, Henderson posted his letter on the Internet in
June. It soon attracted a large audience: Henderson said last week that
the Web site has gotten more than 14.5 million hits and was currently
getting 750,000 a day. He has since received e-mails from three Kansas
education board members, which are posted -- along with scores of
others -- on Henderson's site,http://www.venganza.org(named, for
reasons that will become clear below, after a Spanish pirate ship).
Kansas evolution
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/d139b633236f3c4c
It should also be noted that the original printed article included the
graph of pirates vs. global temperature as well as the picture of FSM
creating trees, mountains, and a midget.
Frankly, I'm livid at that depiction of the FSM. The FSM has 4
meatballs! If the website depiction is not changed, I'll issue a Fatwa
against it.
Stuart
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| User: "Cyde Weys" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
29 Aug 2005 01:30:55 AM |
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maff wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
Sunday, August 28, 2005; Page B05
There's been no lack of commentary since the Kansas State Board of
Education began debating whether to teach "intelligent design"
alongside evolution in the public schools. One of the more unusual
submissions to the board came from Bobby Henderson, a 24-year-old
graduate of Oregon State University with a degree in physics. Eliciting
no immediate response, Henderson posted his letter on the Internet in
June. It soon attracted a large audience: Henderson said last week that
the Web site has gotten more than 14.5 million hits and was currently
getting 750,000 a day. He has since received e-mails from three Kansas
education board members, which are posted -- along with scores of
others -- on Henderson's site,http://www.venganza.org(named, for
reasons that will become clear below, after a Spanish pirate ship).
Kansas evolution
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/d139b633236f3c4c
Yeah, it has entered the mainstream. I came home today from my
friends' place and my mom had cut out an article from the paper she
said I "had to read". Turns out it was this article. She says she
read the article then went to the site and said it was hilarious. I
said I'd known of FSMism for months.
But if SHE knows, it must be mainstream.
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| User: "maff" |
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| Title: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
29 Aug 2005 08:48:29 AM |
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maff wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
Sunday, August 28, 2005; Page B05
There's been no lack of commentary since the Kansas State Board of
Education began debating whether to teach "intelligent design"
alongside evolution in the public schools. One of the more unusual
submissions to the board came from Bobby Henderson, a 24-year-old
graduate of Oregon State University with a degree in physics. Eliciting
no immediate response, Henderson posted his letter on the Internet in
June. It soon attracted a large audience: Henderson said last week that
the Web site has gotten more than 14.5 million hits and was currently
getting 750,000 a day. He has since received e-mails from three Kansas
education board members, which are posted -- along with scores of
others -- on Henderson's site,http://www.venganza.org(named, for
reasons that will become clear below, after a Spanish pirate ship).
But Is There Intelligent Spaghetti Out There?
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/29/arts/design/29mons.html
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
"Flying Spaghetti Monster" OR FSM
http://news.google.com/news?q=%22Flying%20Spaghetti%20Monster%22%20OR%20FSM&num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=gn
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Flying+Spaghetti+Monster%22+OR+FSM&num=100&hl=en&lr=&tab=nw&ie=UTF-8&sa=N
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Flying+Spaghetti+Monster%22+OR+FSM&btnG=Search+Directory&hl=en&cat=gwd%2FTop
http://groups.google.com/groups?q=%22Flying%20Spaghetti%20Monster%22%20OR%20FSM&num=100&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&scoring=d&tab=wg
Kansas evolution
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/talk.origins/msg/d139b633236f3c4c
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| User: "WCB" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
29 Aug 2005 01:08:48 PM |
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maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
--
Xenu is around and about,
mention Hubbard, Xenu pops out!
No way for the clams to stamp Xenu out,
Xenu is around and about!
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "The Last Conformist" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
29 Aug 2005 01:25:09 PM |
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WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
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| User: "Bob Pease" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
29 Aug 2005 04:21:58 PM |
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"The Last Conformist" <andreasj@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1125321909.854832.156220@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
Cthulhu still rules.
Pope Bobby II
69th Clench of the Stark Fist of Removal
Reformed Church of the Subgenius
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| User: "WCB" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
29 Aug 2005 10:47:04 PM |
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Bob Pease wrote:
"The Last Conformist" <andreasj@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1125321909.854832.156220@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying
Spaghetti Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of
intelligent design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
Cthulhu still rules.
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulhu had a fight,
how many tickets could promoter J.R. "Bob" Dobbs sell?
--
Xenu is around and about,
mention Hubbard, Xenu pops out!
No way for the clams to stamp Xenu out,
Xenu is around and about!
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Bob Pease" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
30 Aug 2005 04:39:36 AM |
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"WCB" <wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com> wrote in message
news:11h73cb7443l438@corp.supernews.com...
Bob Pease wrote:
"The Last Conformist" <andreasj@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1125321909.854832.156220@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying
Spaghetti Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of
intelligent design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
Cthulhu still rules.
If the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulhu had a fight,
how many tickets could promoter J.R. "Bob" Dobbs sell?
Dobbs was assinated an a Devival some years back.
I see the FSM and Cthulhu as avatars of the same creature, or at least
brothers in the GES (Grand E-scat-o'logical Scheme.)
They both rank somewhere below scarier dieties among the elder Gods.
For a sustantial cut of the profits, I would be glad to manage the Frop
sales at a Balinese Puppet show about such an encounter, especially since
the use of Frop would cause such a show to be indistinguishable from a
"Real" fight.
Cthulhu and FSM both drink Coors after their respective lunches, ( Denver,
Laredo, Olean 1n 2007)
Popester
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
30 Aug 2005 06:03:51 AM |
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On 29 Aug 2005 06:25:09 -0700, "The Last Conformist"
<andreasj@gmail.com> wrote:
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
No!
We are ALL individuals!
(Except me.)
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| User: "Bob Pease" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
30 Aug 2005 02:37:05 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:4lt7h1hlied72d4l21pb670ltjk0dn1o60@4ax.com...
On 29 Aug 2005 06:25:09 -0700, "The Last Conformist"
<andreasj@gmail.com> wrote:
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying
Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
No!
We are ALL individuals!
(Except me.)
One thing an individualist hates more than sheepish conformity is another
Individualist who says tinkgs contrary to the current politically correct
standards of Individualism!!
RJ P
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| User: "The Last Conformist" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
30 Aug 2005 03:17:51 PM |
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Bob Pease wrote:
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:4lt7h1hlied72d4l21pb670ltjk0dn1o60@4ax.com...
On 29 Aug 2005 06:25:09 -0700, "The Last Conformist"
<andreasj@gmail.com> wrote:
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying
Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
No!
We are ALL individuals!
(Except me.)
One thing an individualist hates more than sheepish conformity is another
Individualist who says tinkgs contrary to the current politically correct
standards of Individualism!!
Did I mention I've got the patent on conformity?
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| User: "maff" |
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| Title: Re: Flying Spaghetti Monster |
30 Aug 2005 07:54:51 PM |
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The Last Conformist wrote:
Bob Pease wrote:
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:4lt7h1hlied72d4l21pb670ltjk0dn1o60@4ax.com...
On 29 Aug 2005 06:25:09 -0700, "The Last Conformist"
<andreasj@gmail.com> wrote:
WCB wrote:
maff wrote:
By SARAH BOXER
The super-intelligent, super-popular god known as the Flying
Spaghetti
Monster has proven to be a match for the prophets of intelligent
design.
The first major new religion founded in the new millenia.
Pah! They're just heretics and schismatics!
No!
We are ALL individuals!
(Except me.)
One thing an individualist hates more than sheepish conformity is another
Individualist who says tinkgs contrary to the current politically correct
standards of Individualism!!
Did I mention I've got the patent on conformity?
Conformista, Il (1970)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065571/
aka "Conformiste, Le" - France
aka "The Conformist" - USA
This story opens in 1938 in Rome, where Marcello has just taken a job
working for Mussollini and is courting a beautiful young woman who will
make him even more of a conformist. Marcello is going to Paris on his
honeymoon and his bosses have an assignment for him there. Look up an
old professor who fled Italy when the fascists came into power. At the
border of Italy and France, where Marcello and his bride have to change
trains, his bosses give him a gun with a silencer. In a flashback to
1917, we learn why sex and violence are linked in Marcello's mind.
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| User: "VoiceOfReason" |
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| Title: Re: Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas |
29 Aug 2005 01:25:00 AM |
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maff wrote:
Verbatim: Noodle This, Kansas
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/27/AR2005082700019.html
This is freaking ACE! I'm ordering a mug this week. :-)
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