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13 Sep 2005 04:00:46 PM |
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Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
Girls should also be careful not to masturbate with anything biological
such as a chicken bone which could have bacteria, or leave behind
biodegradable products which could infect the vagina. Virgin girls,
ages 14 and up may wish to buy a vibrator or a ***** so that they can
"break themselves in" gently on their own. Then their first sexual
experience will not be painful. Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off. The Jack
Rabbit vibrator can be bought online for $24 at the following website:
http://www.ashleysextoys.com/store/displayreviews.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwse0610_00
It is reportedly the best vibrator on the planet.
It's also probably a good idea to give boys ages 14 and up access to
porno, and perhaps the fleshlight, http://www.fleshlight.com. Teenagers
of both sexes should be given plenty of condoms, and teenage girls
should have access to birth control.
There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
At least TWO of these methods should be used by all teenagers (and
perhaps everybody) who have sex, of which one should preferably be
condoms for people who are not in a long-term monogamous relationship.
Human beings become sexual by age 14. People under 18 should only have
sex with those who are within 3 years of age of them. If teenagers
aren't having sex, their only alternative is to masturbate, and we have
seen that sex is healthier. A caveat would be positive, happy,
healthy, and hopefully loving sex. It is highly unrealistic to expect
teenagers or anyone to go without sex for four years. Thus all
teenagers should have double or queen size beds so their girlfriends or
boyfriends can sleep over. As an aside, they should also be given
freedoms such as cars and private entrances which will allow them to
learn to be like adults so they will be ready for the real world. Of
course, some troublemakers may require more adult supervision.....
Drugs, bad grades in school, vandalism, or anything illegal.
Also, remember to wash several times before sex! Swishing with
mouthwash or hard alcohol before kissing may help as well.
Sex is merely french kissing, coitus, and having the skin of your body
against one another. So uhm...... I just wanted to make that point.
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| User: "I KILLED YOUR GOD-IT WAS EASY!" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
13 Sep 2005 04:15:17 PM |
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<essentialsexinfo2@rock.com> wrote in message
news:1126645245.983592.241080@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Girls should also be careful not to masturbate with anything biological
such as a chicken bone which could have bacteria, or leave behind
biodegradable products which could infect the vagina. Virgin girls,
ages 14 and up may wish to buy a vibrator or a ***** so that they can
"break themselves in" gently on their own. Then their first sexual
experience will not be painful. Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off. The Jack
Rabbit vibrator can be bought online for $24 at the following website:
http://www.ashleysextoys.com/store/displayreviews.asp?PRODUCT_ID=gwse0610_00
It is reportedly the best vibrator on the planet.
It's also probably a good idea to give boys ages 14 and up access to
porno, and perhaps the fleshlight, http://www.fleshlight.com. Teenagers
of both sexes should be given plenty of condoms, and teenage girls
should have access to birth control.
There are only 4 main methods of pregnancy prevention:
1. Condoms
2. Birth Control pills/Depraprovera/IUD/Progestin/Hormone
3. Pull-out method
4. Female barrier method such as diaphragm or sponge
At least TWO of these methods should be used by all teenagers (and
perhaps everybody) who have sex, of which one should preferably be
condoms for people who are not in a long-term monogamous relationship.
Human beings become sexual by age 14. People under 18 should only have
sex with those who are within 3 years of age of them. If teenagers
aren't having sex, their only alternative is to masturbate, and we have
seen that sex is healthier. A caveat would be positive, happy,
healthy, and hopefully loving sex. It is highly unrealistic to expect
teenagers or anyone to go without sex for four years. Thus all
teenagers should have double or queen size beds so their girlfriends or
boyfriends can sleep over. As an aside, they should also be given
freedoms such as cars and private entrances which will allow them to
learn to be like adults so they will be ready for the real world. Of
course, some troublemakers may require more adult supervision.....
Drugs, bad grades in school, vandalism, or anything illegal.
Also, remember to wash several times before sex! Swishing with
mouthwash or hard alcohol before kissing may help as well.
Sex is merely french kissing, coitus, and having the skin of your body
against one another. So uhm...... I just wanted to make that point.
i will remember that the next time i need to break myself in.
--
I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented
myself from Christian assemblies.²
-- Benjamin Franklin
AA #2241.
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| User: "Charles & Mambo Duckman" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
13 Sep 2005 10:07:41 PM |
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wrote:
Also, nothing stuck in the ***** should
ever be stuck in the vagina without first washing it off.
NOW you tell me?! Wait, what needs to be washed off, the ***** or the vagina?
Also, remember to wash several times before sex! Swishing with
mouthwash or hard alcohol before kissing may help as well.
Swallowing hard alcohol sometimes helps as well, especially if the girl is ugly.
Sex is merely french kissing, coitus, and having the skin of your body
against one another.
Wait, does this mean that I just fucked my dog?
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Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Tom Waits, Come On Up To The House
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
14 Sep 2005 03:35:26 PM |
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In talk.atheism wrote:
Sex is merely french kissing, coitus, and having the skin of your body
against one another. So uhm...... I just wanted to make that point.
Damned! That means I had sex with my boss when I shook his hand!!!!!! Does
that mean I'm gay now?
--
Mike
W hat atheism: a non-prophet organization...
W ould
J enna
D rink?
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Creation Science: an oxymoron actually created by morons...
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Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you
do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop
thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do
we," George W. "Shrub" Bush Aug 5, 2004
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The only product that Micro$oft could produce that *wouldn't* suck would be a
vacuum cleaner..
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| User: "Dave in Lake Villa" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
14 Sep 2005 07:21:59 PM |
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i once had sex (all right ok so it was more than once but only God
knows that) with a chicken, but she asked for it
she was dressed up all in feathers and i couldn't help myself
im so glad my girlfriend the ewe didn't catch me
dave
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| User: "Dave in Lake Villa" |
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| Title: Re: Virgin girls may want to "break themselves in" |
14 Sep 2005 07:22:03 PM |
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i once had sex (all right ok so it was more than once but only God
knows that) with a chicken, but she asked for it
she was dressed up all in feathers and i couldn't help myself
im so glad my girlfriend the ewe didn't catch me
dave
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