Religions > Atheism > virgin mary - a fertile, infibulated, chimeric 46XX/46YY hermaphrodite
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virgin mary - a fertile, infibulated, chimeric 46XX/46YY hermaphrodite |
virgin mary - a fertile, infibulated, chimeric 46XX/46YY hermaphrodite
Mary was conceived in a way rather abnormal; she was the merge of two
fraternal twin embryos, one male the other female. At birth her
parents were a bit perplexed with the odd looking child. Fortunately,
grandmother, who was from Egypt, had a fantastic -- simply remove the
half-formed protrusion, and perform infibulation to ensure the
husband-to-be is guaranteed a virgin.
In due time, all was forgotten; and Mary herself was all but ignorant
of her inner brother. That is, until she was 13. As her breasts got
larger and menstruation started, her voice started to drop and her arms
got thicker. Getting a bit worried, her parents prepared to marry her
off to the next boy who happened to take interest. Luckily, a 17 year
old named Joe (awkward looking by any measure), took the bait; and the
two were scheduled to be married later that year.
Then, something horrible happened. Mary was clearly pregnant. But
just as her father was about to end his miserable child's life, he
noticed something odd -- her inner area remained stitched. Clearly she
was not to blame for her misfortune. Someone else was... but who? Joe
had never been by the tent, and surely, even if he were, nothing was
getting past those nasty scars. Fortunately, the local rabbi had the
answer to Mary's unlikely suitor: God Himself. She was to have the Son
of God, the foretold Messiah and the town had 6 months left to prepare.
So, out went the word of the coming of the Messiah, of the miraculous
conception. Wisemen came from around the globe to witness the miracle;
and upon confirmation, Kings arrived, bringing with them gifts suitable
to God. Word spread and the name Jesus was spread through the land.
The child Jesus was born and raised not just thinking that he was the
Son of God, but _knowing_ that he was God's only child.
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