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"Somebody Who Loves You Somebody Who Loves" |
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17 Jul 2007 05:02:44 PM |
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Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT) spokeswoman Melissa O'Brien said the toys made
by One2believe, a Valencia, Calif., company, will be offered in 425 of
Wal-Mart's 3,376 discount stores and Supercenters.
One2believe Chief Executive David Socha said his products were part of a
"battle for the toy box" with dolls and figures that he said carry negative
messages.
"If you're very religious, it's a battle for your children's minds and what
they're playing with and pretending. There are remakes out there of Satan
and evil things," Socha said.
Wal-Mart's O'Brien said the Bentonville, Ark.-based retailer believes there
is demand for faith-based toys.
The toy line will be on some Wal-Mart shelves starting in August, mainly in
the Midwest and South but also in California and as far northeast as
Pennsylvania, O'Brien said.
"It is a test. It's not a national rollout," O'Brien said.
The toys, based on biblical stories, include a 3-inch figure of Daniel in
the lion's den, a 12-inch talking Jesus doll and 13-inch Samson action
figure.
Wal-Mart has always carried some faith products, mainly stationery, books
and music, but this is the first line of toys with a faith theme, O'Brien
said.
"I think there is an interest in faith-based toys and we are testing it in
our stores," O'Brien said.
It is a leap in scale for One2believe, which so far has mainly sold its
figures directly to churches and ministries and through its Web site, Socha
said.
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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17 Jul 2007 06:12:25 PM |
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In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
-- cary
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| User: "Irv Hyatt" |
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17 Jul 2007 11:07:04 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
-- cary
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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18 Jul 2007 11:21:37 AM |
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In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt" <Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
-- cary
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
-- cary
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| User: "UR Welcome! UR" |
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18 Jul 2007 01:22:14 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message news:f7lemh$s99$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt" <Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
-- cary
Sounds like U'v played this before?!
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
-- cary
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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18 Jul 2007 01:33:54 PM |
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In article <13ibal.ggr.19.1@news.alt.net> "UR Welcome!" <UR Welcome!_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message news:f7lemh$s99$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt" <Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
-- cary
Sounds like U'v played this before?!
Well, that probably would have been OK, seeing as it seems to have
been perfectly all right with YHWH -- but naw, all I did
was to read about it.
That, and look at the paintings:
http://www.biblical-art.com/biblicalsubject.asp?id_biblicalsubject=56&pagenum=1
(WARNING: do NOT look at these paintings)
-- cary
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| User: "Velvet Elvis" |
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18 Jul 2007 02:15:58 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt" <Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
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| User: "Irv Hyatt" |
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18 Jul 2007 08:50:11 PM |
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
news:blps93l6ohqknn8dkjnjsp2n7i9479k624@4ax.com...
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
hahahahahaha....... you slay me heh heh
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| User: "Smiler" |
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18 Jul 2007 09:29:58 PM |
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
news:blps93l6ohqknn8dkjnjsp2n7i9479k624@4ax.com...
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Irv Hyatt" |
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19 Jul 2007 01:49:40 AM |
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"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
news:blps93l6ohqknn8dkjnjsp2n7i9479k624@4ax.com...
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken
fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
Oh my, the cutters will be sooooooooo busy!
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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19 Jul 2007 10:27:45 PM |
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On Jul 19, 2:49 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Smiler" <Smi...@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
news:G0Ani.309$r21.32@newsfe6-win.ntli.net...
"Velvet Elvis" <nowh...@noplace.org> wrote in message
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368...@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhy...@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e1...@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_c...@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken
fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
Oh my, the cutters will be sooooooooo busy!
That'll be the King David deluxe set.
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| User: "Irv Hyatt" |
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19 Jul 2007 11:31:26 PM |
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"Father Haskell" <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Jul 19, 2:49 am, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhy...@ca.rr.com> wrote:
"Smiler" <Smi...@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowh...@noplace.org> wrote in message
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368...@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhy...@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e1...@news.newshosting.com>
"Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_c...@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of
biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken
fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak
knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
Oh my, the cutters will be sooooooooo busy!
That'll be the King David deluxe set.
OLD JOKE:
There was once a Mohel who was very very stingy.
He couldn't bring himself to throw anything away.
So after he performed a Bris, he would save the foreskins in a barrel.
Eventually the barrel was so full he couldn't fit yet another single
foreskin in it.
He began asking around if anyone had any ideas about what he could do with
the foreskins.
Eventually he took the big barrel to a leather shop and asked what could be
made from all the foreskins.
Hmmm... after some thought the leather craftsman told him he would make
something very very special, to come back next week for his surprise.
So the Mohel waited impatiently for the week to pass.
He finally returned to the leather shop to see his new masterpiece.
The crafter handed him a wallet.
The Mohel was very angry and accused the man of stealing most of his
foreskins.
Aha said the crafter, you see this really IS a very special item.
When you stroke it, it becomes a suitcase!
--
HERE'S THE DEAL:
You don't tell me about your personal savior...
I don't tell you about my personal yeast infection.
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19 Jul 2007 03:16:22 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:49:40 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
news:blps93l6ohqknn8dkjnjsp2n7i9479k624@4ax.com...
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken
fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
Oh my, the cutters will be sooooooooo busy!
And they can use the pillar of salt, to cauterize the snip.
--
The spelling like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
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| User: "Irv Hyatt" |
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19 Jul 2007 09:42:41 PM |
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"Dubh Ghall" <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:49:40 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> wrote in message
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"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com>
"Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of
biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken
fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak
knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
Oh my, the cutters will be sooooooooo busy!
And they can use the pillar of salt, to cauterize the snip.
ahhhhhhhhh the cherry on the pain
--
The spelling like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
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19 Jul 2007 04:24:12 PM |
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"Dubh Ghall" <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message news:uihv935tro81fkv3ct7r5tgjlpu009jot6@4ax.com...
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:49:40 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com>
wrote: http://bibleweb.info/1/bibleweb/sanctification.pdf
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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18 Jul 2007 11:26:23 PM |
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On Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:29:58 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Velvet Elvis" <nowhere@noplace.org> wrote in message
news:blps93l6ohqknn8dkjnjsp2n7i9479k624@4ax.com...
On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:21:37 +0000 (UTC), (Cary
Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d91ef$0$31257$4c368faf@roadrunner.com> "Irv Hyatt"
<Irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> writes:
"Cary Kittrell" < > wrote in message
news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody
Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical
action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who
prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a
comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Oh goody... now they can have Noah fucking Esther instead of Ken fucking
Barbie...
And, for the more...sophisticated...kiddies out there, the
Lot and Daughters Serial Incest Package (wine not included).
But do you get the pillar of salt?
Let's not forget Rev. Little Ed Pembrook's Dead Sea Scroll steak knives.
Or the 'Abraham's self circumcision kit' for boys.
LOL!
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Gospel Bretts
a.a. Atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
"These guys are so high on wishful thinking,
they think that's what reality is." -- Uncle Vic, 07-17-2007
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| User: "UR Welcome! UR" |
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| Title: Re: Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
17 Jul 2007 06:26:47 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message news:f7jicp$2bg$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com>
writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
-- cary
Yep! Funny stuff!
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
17 Jul 2007 09:58:10 PM |
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On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:12:25 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
Either way, I am looking forward to the action figures of Drunk Noah
and his lovely daughters.
If you can't be a dirty old man, what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
18 Jul 2007 03:41:36 PM |
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Don Martin wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:12:25 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
Either way, I am looking forward to the action figures of Drunk Noah
and his lovely daughters.
I want a Jonah, complete with a whale that he fits snugly into.
--
Uncle Vic
2011
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
18 Jul 2007 04:52:04 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:41:36 -0700, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Don Martin wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:12:25 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
Either way, I am looking forward to the action figures of Drunk Noah
and his lovely daughters.
Lot.
Drunk naked Noah.
I want a Jonah, complete with a whale that he fits snugly into.
--
The spelling like any opinion stated here
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
18 Jul 2007 01:33:13 PM |
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On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:58:10 -0500, Don Martin wrote
(in article <9b0r93dl15u1g4490p7gdnbb6cvv6d6ajl@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:12:25 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
Either way, I am looking forward to the action figures of Drunk Noah
and his lovely daughters.
Wouldn't that be the Drunk Lot and his lovely daughters?
Yes, Noah was drunk as well, but it was his son Ham who found him.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
"I've got a pen and I'm not afraid to use it."-Charles R Ward
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores |
18 Jul 2007 10:01:47 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Jul 2007 13:33:13 -0500, Harry F. Leopold
<hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:58:10 -0500, Don Martin wrote
(in article <9b0r93dl15u1g4490p7gdnbb6cvv6d6ajl@4ax.com>):
On Tue, 17 Jul 2007 23:12:25 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <469d3b0f$0$19978$9a6e19ea@news.newshosting.com> "Somebody Who
Loves You" <Somebody Who Loves You_fan_club@yahoo.com> writes:
Wal-Mart to Sell Biblical Action Figures in Some Stores
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Wal-Mart said Tuesday it will test sales in some stores of biblical action
figures whose makers say they are aimed at Christian parents who prefer
their children play with Samson, David or Noah rather than with a comic
book character or Bratz doll.
Gotta love it when something like that forces you to read
all the way through -- and that carefully -- before deciding
whether it's serious, or inspired parody.
Either way, I am looking forward to the action figures of Drunk Noah
and his lovely daughters.
Wouldn't that be the Drunk Lot and his lovely daughters?
Yes, Noah was drunk as well, but it was his son Ham who found him.
Sorry, my Biblical scholarship is not what it used to be, and I tend
to get the incestuous encounters confused. The moral content is pretty
much the same, though.
If you can't be a dirty old man, what is the point of being an old man?
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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