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Religions > Atheism |
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"BLUERHYMER" |
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24 Sep 2004 07:39:43 PM |
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Was Jesus Gay? |
In a call to Pat Robertson, the "Entertainer Begger" host of the 700 Club,
I was told to stop the nonsense about questioning Jesus' sexual preferences
attributed to the "Yellow Papyrus" ***** abounding at the time in the
bigger towns now mentioned in the scriptures. He attributed the rumors to the
Damn "Rathers" of Jesus time.
The story about Jesus admitting to his Mom that he had problems handeling the
chatter around the Yiddish pubs, about his bevy of friends, in drag and wearing
stylish sandels, with sequins, was in G-d's own word , "Sheepshit."
True, sandels were extremely popular at the time, just as they are now on Fire
Island, and all sandal designers were competing to control the sandal market
around the forum, but as Jesus hiself said. "We; our group of twelve single
dudes, were never drawn by the local Poparitsi, in the yellow papyrus rags,
with sandals and sequins on the right foot only. And while I'm at it, in this
CNN ( Jews only - Christians Not Noticed) interview, Judas did pay the tab
at the Last Supper with a Matthew , Mark, Luke and John Credirt Card
(Expiration date Good Friday) and did not "stiff' the waitresses that put up
with the after hour wine license violations and the legal closing time of the
"Upper Room."
.." Tom (Thomas) was seen with an earing in his right ear, but who can rely on
anything Tom said or did in public.? In Atlantic City, Tom would have had to
pay for his own bus trip and take a Greyhound back to Philadelphia all alone,
after a fun weekend, and prayers enjoyed by the other siccessful "cruisers"
in his gang.
Let us prey.
Addendum: That ***** in John 2:10 about " He that loveth his brother and
stumbling in on the ocassion does not meaneth that there was incest in the
house.
Jesus was a liberal and would be voting for anyone but George Bush
( Kerry: 3:2004 NOV, , NIV.)
Jesus was a Liberal
Reuters Group PLC - Official site
http://liberalslikechrist.org/index.htm
If Jesus of Nazareth was anything, he was an extraordinary friend of the
downtrodden, definitely a Liberal, whose advocacy on their behalf so infuriated
the ultra-Conservative religious and political leaders of his day that they had
him killed to prevent the public from hearing the very liberal teaching that
you will see quoted in Jesus' own words here on this web site !
Those who actually know what the Bible says about the life and teaching
of Jesus, should recognize that far from being like Jesus of Nazareth, today's
"Religious Right" are much more like the kind of clerics who battled this
revolutionary prophet from the day he opened his mouth until the day they had
him nailed to a corporate cross.
And sure as hell, the dude would have been all for gay marriage and taxing the
cross manufacturers with their WMDs.
Even his Mom was concerned about those guys (?) that her boy "cruised" with.
" Robes and sandals and beads, indeed " was what reporters, from the local
yellow sheets, wrote about when "this bunch" was seen, in drag, on their
speaking tours of the downtown pubs.
Let us prey
Amen and Amen
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| User: "Levy Oates" |
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| Title: Re: Was Jesus Gay? |
24 Sep 2004 11:14:04 PM |
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On 25 Sep 2004 00:39:43 GMT, (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
If Jesus of Nazareth was anything, he was an extraordinary friend of the
downtrodden, definitely a Liberal, whose advocacy on their behalf so infuriated
the ultra-Conservative religious and political leaders of his day that they had
him killed to prevent the public from hearing the very liberal teaching that
you will see quoted in Jesus' own words here on this web site !
That's a lie. Jesus was a director of a multi-national defence contractor.
Perhaps you have forgotten his famous phrase: "Blessed are the arms
manufacturers, for they shall achieve political office," or the even more
telling "Suffer the little children..."
"Come to me all ye who are weary and overburdened, and I shall sell you gas at
50 cents a gallon."
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Archdeacon Levy Oates
On behalf of the Prophet Eric Peabody (pbuh)
Basingstoke, England
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/bumblism/
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Was Jesus Gay? |
26 Sep 2004 03:09:51 AM |
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On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 05:14:04 +0100, Levy Oates
<levy_oates@hotmail.com> wrote:
On 25 Sep 2004 00:39:43 GMT, (BLUERHYMER) wrote:
If Jesus of Nazareth was anything, he was an extraordinary friend of the
downtrodden, definitely a Liberal, whose advocacy on their behalf so infuriated
the ultra-Conservative religious and political leaders of his day that they had
him killed to prevent the public from hearing the very liberal teaching that
you will see quoted in Jesus' own words here on this web site !
That's a lie. Jesus was a director of a multi-national defence contractor.
Perhaps you have forgotten his famous phrase: "Blessed are the arms
manufacturers, for they shall achieve political office," or the even more
telling "Suffer the little children..."
"Come to me all ye who are weary and overburdened, and I shall sell you gas at
50 cents a gallon."
as long as you let me 'part the cheeks' of your children.
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