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Religions > Atheism |
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"Iain" |
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09 Aug 2004 09:18:49 AM |
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Water of Life? |
What does the prase "Jesus offers us water of life" mean?
Does it mean Jesus supplies my running water? I never knew he worked
for the Edinburgh City Council. Can I ask him if the Garden of Edin
is Princes Street Gardens or The Meadows?
Or, here in Scotland, "water of life" might imply he buys for other
people whiskey, which is indeed divine.
How can I get running whiskey? I want Jack Daniels of Life coming out
of my taps.
Iain
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| User: "Jura Koch-Sacher" |
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| Title: Re: Water of Life? |
10 Aug 2004 04:15:19 AM |
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(Iain) wrote in message
<6feb9a89.0408090618.c66ff2f@posting.google.com>:
"WOOOOO HOOOOO, WITCHY WOMAN!" (Sorry; I just felt the overwhelming
urge to sing a crappy old Eagles song very loudly in a silly falsetto
for some reason...)
What does the prase "Jesus offers us water of life" mean?
Xians enjoy being pissed upon from a great height, would be my guess.
Does it mean Jesus supplies my running water? I never knew he worked
for the Edinburgh City Council. Can I ask him if the Garden of Edin
is Princes Street Gardens or The Meadows?
How's your Aramaic?
Or, here in Scotland, "water of life" might imply he buys for other
people whiskey, which is indeed divine.
I always thought the Scotch stuff was spelt 'whisky', and is
distinguished from the American sludge by virtue of being capable of
being drunk without being diluted with copious quantities of Coke.
How can I get running whiskey? I want Jack Daniels of Life coming out
of my taps.
You live in Scotland... and you want Jack Daniels? That's like...
well, like an Australian hankering after Budweiser.
One word: bleurgh.
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