Religions > Atheism > Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health
| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
07 May 2004 01:44:51 AM |
| Object: |
Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
-=-
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between
the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease
that kills more than half a million men each year.
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around
and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer
Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on
Wednesday.
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a
variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the
risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.
But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse,
whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual
activity could account for the different findings.
"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women
or other men," he added.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
.
|
|
| User: "bob young" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 11:27:10 PM |
|
|
"Fredric L. Rice" wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
-=-
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between
the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease
that kills more than half a million men each year.
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around
and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer
Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on
Wednesday.
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a
variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the
risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.
But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse,
whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual
activity could account for the different findings.
"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women
or other men," he added.
you mean I've been having my eyes tested every year all this time for nothing!
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. ErRoR" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 09:16:19 AM |
|
|
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between
the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease
that kills more than half a million men each year.
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around
and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer
Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on
Wednesday.
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
The findings contradict previous studies which suggested that having a
variety of partners or frequent sexual activity could increase the
risk of prostate cancer by 40 percent.
But Giles said the earlier research concentrated on intercourse,
whereas his study focused on masturbation. Infections caused by sexual
activity could account for the different findings.
"Men have many ways of using their prostate which don't involve women
or other men," he added.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
Can't post now I gotta go "flush the ducts"
Gad !
Err.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "mathew" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
19 May 2004 02:50:15 PM |
|
|
In article <109mc8bd2jakq9c@corp.supernews.com>,
Fredric L. Rice <The Skeptic Tank> wrote:
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
"What are you doing in there?"
"Uh... I'm just beating cancer."
mathew
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. Ivan Stang" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating Fred Rice |
07 May 2004 08:38:59 AM |
|
|
In article <109mc8bd2jakq9c@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
Please stop acting like you are "a SubGenius," Fred Rice. You're one of
the very few people who has been consistently stupid and irritating
enough for EVEN US to shun you. OFFICIALLY. I'll be happy to return
your money, if you ever actually joined. If somebody was going to be
used to represent the loud-mouthed, bigoted, self-blinkered "Pink"
stereotype,it might well be you. You never "got" The Church of the
SubGenius, and yet you try desperately to associate yourself with us,
god only knows why.
I wouldn't have bothered to respond to you at all, but I've noticed
that you crosspost your silly ***** to other groups. I do not want
readers of these other groups thinking of you as "a typical SubGenius."
Especially since there isn't supposed to BE such a thing.
You can't even get the fucking jargon right, dumbass. The health
benefits derive not from the "bat jizz" but from the jizz ANTIDOTE.
Specifically, the PUDDING made from the antidote.
I probably should have let this idiot go on drinking the jizz, but
that's probably what made him this way in the first place.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email:
PRABOB
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating Fred Rice |
07 May 2004 11:00:14 AM |
|
|
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
In article <109mc8bd2jakq9c@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
Please stop acting like you are "a SubGenius," Fred Rice.
<-ploink!->
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
.
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. Ivan Stang" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating Fred Rice |
07 May 2004 12:47:19 PM |
|
|
In article <109ncpmpn98m157@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote:
In article <109mc8bd2jakq9c@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
Please stop acting like you are "a SubGenius," Fred Rice.
<-ploink!->
FINALLY!!
Took him long enough. Some folks just can't take a HINT much less a
joke.
--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected (Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 204206, Austin, TX 78720-4206
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com
For SubGenius Biz & Orders: call toll free to 1-888-669-2323
or email:
PRABOB
.
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. 11D Meow!" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating Fred Rice |
07 May 2004 01:34:55 PM |
|
|
So, say something funny at least once in a while,
mmmmmmmkay?
Since when is you the boss of SLACK?
Most Especially MY SLACK!
"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com> wrote in message
news:070520041347196641%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
Some folks just can't take a HINT much less a joke.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Thomas P." |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 11:46:47 AM |
|
|
On Fri, 07 May 2004 06:44:51 GMT, (Fredric
L. Rice) wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
-=-
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between
the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease
that kills more than half a million men each year.
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
"The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around
and damage the cells that line them," Graham Giles, of the Cancer
Council Victoria in Melbourne, told New Scientist magazine on
Wednesday.
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
Gosh, now I don't feel so bad about all that hair on my palms.
snip
Thomas P.
None of the Emperor's clothes had been so successful before.
"But he has got nothing on," said a little child.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Goodness Godless" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 05:16:00 PM |
|
|
"Thomas P." <tonyofbexarremovethis@yahoo.dk> wrote in message
news:2nan90toft2djkcu35pams50iiksjvl8fe@4ax.com...
On Fri, 07 May 2004 06:44:51 GMT, (Fredric
L. Rice) wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
-=-
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
<snip>
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
Gosh, now I don't feel so bad about all that hair on my palms.
I hope you have not been looking for them? (the hairs on your palm)
But to be a bit serious, is it not just so sick that kids(boys mainly)
today could
still be being taught to feel so bad about these things.
When I was a kid I was almost suicidal about not being able to control
my mastabation,(gosh if only that were true now!).
--
Goodness Godless
snip
Thomas P.
None of the Emperor's clothes had been so successful before.
"But he has got nothing on," said a little child.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Don Claytoni....Man of La Munchie" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 06:54:15 PM |
|
|
"Goodness Godless" <goodness@godless.net> wrote in message
news:1083968616.130408@athnrd02.forthnet.gr...
"Thomas P." <tonyofbexarremovethis@yahoo.dk> wrote in message
news:2nan90toft2djkcu35pams50iiksjvl8fe@4ax.com...
On Fri, 07 May 2004 06:44:51 GMT, (Fredric
L. Rice) wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
-=-
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
<snip>
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
Gosh, now I don't feel so bad about all that hair on my palms.
I hope you have not been looking for them? (the hairs on your palm)
But to be a bit serious, is it not just so sick that kids(boys mainly)
today could
still be being taught to feel so bad about these things.
When I was a kid I was almost suicidal about not being able to control
my mastabation,(gosh if only that were true now!).
I never felt guilty. I was proud that I could go off 8 times a day...of
course I didn't actually share it with someone, but I was hopeful it would
come in useful one day.
It didn't.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Prove It.." |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
08 May 2004 12:21:27 AM |
|
|
Don Claytoni....Man of La Munchie screamed across the void of the
internet [on 5/7/2004 6:54 PM]:
"Goodness Godless" <goodness@godless.net> wrote in message
news:1083968616.130408@athnrd02.forthnet.gr...
"Thomas P." <tonyofbexarremovethis@yahoo.dk> wrote in message
news:2nan90toft2djkcu35pams50iiksjvl8fe@4ax.com...
On Fri, 07 May 2004 06:44:51 GMT, (Fredric
L. Rice) wrote:
Nothing about the health benefits of sexhurt or bat jizz, alas.
-=-
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk - Study
Wed July 16, 2003 01:59 PM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Frequent masturbation, particularly in the 20s,
helps prevent prostate cancer later in life, according to new
research.
<snip>
In a survey of 1,079 prostate cancer patients and 1,259 healthy men,
Giles and his team discovered that men who ejaculated more than five
times a week in their 20s were a third less likely to develop an
aggressive form of the disease.
Gosh, now I don't feel so bad about all that hair on my palms.
I hope you have not been looking for them? (the hairs on your palm)
But to be a bit serious, is it not just so sick that kids(boys mainly)
today could
still be being taught to feel so bad about these things.
When I was a kid I was almost suicidal about not being able to control
my mastabation,(gosh if only that were true now!).
I never felt guilty. I was proud that I could go off 8 times a day...of
course I didn't actually share it with someone, but I was hopeful it would
come in useful one day.
You freak! *Only* 8 times a day?! ;) I'm able to do the same, and I
would say that it has come in handy (pun intended), my fiancee loves
that it takes a lot to tire me. Maybe that's why she calls me the
Energizer Bunny...
Rev. Prove It... aa# 1935 ULC ordained
--
Damnit Jim! He's dead and if you don't believe me, kick him.
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 10:13:15 PM |
|
|
"Goodness Godless" <goodness@godless.net> wrote:
"Thomas P." <tonyofbexarremovethis@yahoo.dk> wrote in message
news:2nan90toft2djkcu35pams50iiksjvl8fe@4ax.com...
http://asia.reuters.com/home.jhtml
Gosh, now I don't feel so bad about all that hair on my palms.
I hope you have not been looking for them? (the hairs on your palm)
But to be a bit serious, is it not just so sick that kids(boys mainly)
today could still be being taught to feel so bad about these things.
When I was a kid I was almost suicidal about not being able to control
my mastabation,(gosh if only that were true now!).
Good Christian boys go out and _rape_ to avoid the sin of masturbation.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
.
|
|
|
| User: "Joe Cosby http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 11:34:09 PM |
|
|
"Distrust all in whom
the impulse to punish is powerful."
- Nietzsche
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
BLOW ME, OR BLOW ME UP!
- ICEKNIFE
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "HellPopeHuey" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 07:51:50 PM |
|
|
Thomas P. <tonyofbexarremovethis@yahoo.dk> wrote in message news:<2nan90toft2djkcu35pams50iiksjvl8fe@4ax.com>...
Gosh, now I don't feel so bad about all that hair on my palms.
I also have a lot of hair on my FEET. I really worked at it, yezzir.
As a result, my goddamned prostate is tougher than a rugby ball. Of
course, you KNOW that won't mean squat when that old Russian satellite
falls on it.
--
HellPope Huey
First Church of the SubGenius, Deformed
I came, I saw,
I inadvertantly ate the bad, bad chicken
"There are two things you shouldn't let people see
how they're made: laws and sausages."
- "The West Wing"
"YOUR TATER SPLODE!"
- RevDrJack
.
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 10:04:28 AM |
|
|
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Australian scientists have shown that the more men masturbate between
the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to develop the disease
that kills more than half a million men each year.
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn black
and fall off.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 11:00:13 AM |
|
|
(Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn black
and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
.
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. ErRoR" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 03:04:50 PM |
|
|
In article <109ncplrpqts656@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn black
and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
It turned black and fell off after I saw "your mother"
err.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 10:13:16 PM |
|
|
"Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
In article <109ncplrpqts656@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn black
and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
It turned black and fell off after I saw "your mother" err.
<laughing> I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
alt.slack -- "This was no boating accident!"
.
|
|
|
| User: "Joe Cosby http://joecosby.com/code/mail.pl" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 11:33:58 PM |
|
|
"Distrust all in whom
the impulse to punish is powerful."
- Nietzsche
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.com/
BLOW ME, OR BLOW ME UP!
- ICEKNIFE
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. ErRoR" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
08 May 2004 05:16:27 AM |
|
|
In article <109ok58e445c120@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
"Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
In article <109ncplrpqts656@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect against
the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from building up
in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn black
and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
It turned black and fell off after I saw "your mother" err.
<laughing> I wouldn't be at all surprised.
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
Well he's already camp as christmas
err.
.
|
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
08 May 2004 01:05:17 AM |
|
|
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
I thought John Travolta was already gay...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
09 May 2004 12:37:33 PM |
|
|
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
I thought John Travolta was already gay...
Then I was right.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
George W. Bush's latest policy: "No Child Left Untortured Act."
.
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. ErRoR" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
09 May 2004 02:20:19 PM |
|
|
In article <109sr5ra392rsb6@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
I thought John Travolta was already gay...
Then I was right.
It would be tiresome to argue the logic of why you aren't so I won't
err.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
10 May 2004 09:27:43 PM |
|
|
"Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
In article <109sr5ra392rsb6@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
I thought John Travolta was already gay...
Then I was right.
It would be tiresome to argue the logic of why you aren't so I won't err.
Oh won't you _pretty_please_ expend the effort required anyway?
I mean there's a number of good indications that the ole' sweathog
is as queer as Richard Simmons in a pink tutu, you know, and if
there's some faulty logic gates in my PGA yielding wrong conclusions
about the slaming *****, I'd sure like to get them repaired.
Thank you so much for your thoughtful help.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
George W. Bush's latest policy: "No Child Left Untortured Act."
Reconvene the Nazi war crime trials at Nuremberg and put
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Ricem and Powell in prison.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. ErRoR" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
11 May 2004 09:38:40 AM |
|
|
In article <10a0emvkql8i32b@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
"Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
In article <109sr5ra392rsb6@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
I thought John Travolta was already gay...
Then I was right.
It would be tiresome to argue the logic of why you aren't so I won't err.
Oh won't you _pretty_please_ expend the effort required anyway?
I mean there's a number of good indications that the ole' sweathog
is as queer as Richard Simmons in a pink tutu, you know, and if
there's some faulty logic gates in my PGA yielding wrong conclusions
about the slaming *****, I'd sure like to get them repaired.
Thank you so much for your thoughtful help.
Mr T wouldn't pity you
but as you are the only one that can't see your ignorance an
explanation would be futile
err.
p.s. lap up the attention, I got better things to do with my time (Like
add you to my killfile)
I would say Farewell but it would mean wishing you well
.
|
|
|
| User: "Fredric L. Rice" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
11 May 2004 11:09:02 PM |
|
|
"Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
In article <10a0emvkql8i32b@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
"Rev. ErRoR" <error@priest.SPAMcom> wrote:
In article <109sr5ra392rsb6@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
Now looking at _your_ mother would turn John Travolta gay.
I thought John Travolta was already gay...
Then I was right.
It would be tiresome to argue the logic of why you aren't so I won't err.
Oh won't you _pretty_please_ expend the effort required anyway?
I mean there's a number of good indications that the ole' sweathog
is as queer as Richard Simmons in a pink tutu, you know, and if
there's some faulty logic gates in my PGA yielding wrong conclusions
about the slaming *****, I'd sure like to get them repaired.
Thank you so much for your thoughtful help.
Mr T wouldn't pity you but as you are the only one that can't
see your ignorance an explanation would be futile
Translation: You're a frocking Pink ***** and so is Travolta.
---
Scientology tries to disrupt terrorist attacks relief efforts: http://www.cosvm.org/
George W. Bush's latest policy: "No Child Left Untortured Act."
Reconvene the Nazi war crime trials at Nuremberg and put
Bush, Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld, Ricem and Powell in prison.
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 03:14:23 PM |
|
|
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Rev. ErRoR:
In article <109ncplrpqts656@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect
against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from
building up in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn
black and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
It turned black and fell off after I saw "your mother"
err.
So, you're dickless then?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
.
|
|
|
| User: "Rev. ErRoR" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 04:09:21 PM |
|
|
In article <94E28D340vicman@127.0.0.1>, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Rev. ErRoR:
In article <109ncplrpqts656@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect
against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from
building up in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn
black and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
It turned black and fell off after I saw "your mother"
err.
So, you're dickless then?
Dickless balless (ballless?) and hairless
Just like "Action Man"
Wanna See ?
Err.
.
|
|
|
| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
|
| Title: Re: Whacka whacka whacka, masturbating pays off in better health |
07 May 2004 04:39:50 PM |
|
|
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Rev. ErRoR:
In article <94E28D340vicman@127.0.0.1>, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Rev. ErRoR:
In article <109ncplrpqts656@corp.supernews.com>, Fredric L. Rice
<REMOVEFRice@SkepticTank.ORG> wrote:
address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist) wrote:
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Fredric L. Rice:
They suspect that frequent ejaculation has a protective effect
against the cancer because it prevents dangerous carcinogens from
building up in the gland.
Yay, I was right not to believe my mother, who told me it would turn
black and fall off.
It turns black and falls off if you believe your mother. }:-}
It turned black and fell off after I saw "your mother"
err.
So, you're dickless then?
Dickless balless (ballless?) and hairless
Just like "Action Man"
Wanna See ?
Err.
Ewww...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
______________
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
