"Yang, AthD (h.c),

A lion in real life commits polygamy,

Well, polygamy was never once condemned in the Bible.
I think Paul suggested that a Bishop have only one wife,
though.

infanticide

This was a commanded practice in a few of the militaristic
passages in the OT.

sleepsaround all day

The great King Solomon? What was it, 900 wives?
To properly take care of all of them, no doubt he was
very busy both day and night.

while the lionessess do all the work

Well, in the OT, women were listed as the possessions of the patriarch,
along with livestock, so no doubt they had to work hard.

Oh, and a typical lion lovemaking session lasts about 10 seconds.

Are you implying Christians are poor at foreplay?

The Bush Iraq lie: -2238 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless

Bush has no choice. No oil, no US economy, period. See:

http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/

Finally, the leader of the group often bones every female
around from 8 to 80 until he is eventually expelled from the group by
some nasty power struggle.

In article <3lekt15md15m6vigqq2aqmqelfem45iob2@4ax.com>,
eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com says...

Let's see:

A lion in real life commits polygamy, infanticide, sleepsaround all
day while the lionessess do all the works, lives only for fighting
against other lions, and wears a mullet.

Oh, and a typical lion lovemaking session lasts about 10 seconds.

Yep, a great metaphor....

Too true. They also have really big fucking mouthes, capable of
swallowing just about anything and they love to use them to roar about
the most trivial crap. They tend to gorge themselves on pound after
pound of raw meat and are very bad at sharing. They live in a "pride"
which is indicative of the undeservedly high opinion that they have of
themselves. Finally, the leader of the group often bones every female
around from 8 to 80 until he is eventually expelled from the group by
some nasty power struggle.