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"donquijote1954" |
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10 Jan 2008 10:28:30 AM |
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What would the Devil have driven? |
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
On Jan 9, 12:22 pm, "David V." <s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
donquijote1954 wrote:
I thought he drove an SUV. ;)
"The Devil" does not exist. But you do remind me of Don Quixote.
His SUV polluted too.
DonQuixote rode a horse, Rocinante, and Sancho rode a donkey, like
Jesus.
The Devil does not exist but Christians are often found doing evil
things. I have no doubt in my mind though that the Devil would have
driven an SUV if he existed.
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| User: "snex" |
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10 Jan 2008 04:36:48 PM |
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On Jan 10, 10:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
On Jan 9, 12:22 pm, "David V." <s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
donquijote1954 wrote:
I thought he drove an SUV. ;)
"The Devil" does not exist. But you do remind me of Don Quixote.
His SUV polluted too.
DonQuixote rode a horse, Rocinante, and Sancho rode a donkey, like
Jesus.
The Devil does not exist but Christians are often found doing evil
things. I have no doubt in my mind though that the Devil would have
driven an SUV if he existed.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
WHY THE BANANA REVOLUTION?http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
if the devil were smart, he would drive an iron chariot, god's one
weakness.
judges 1:19 The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession
of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the
plains, because they had iron chariots.
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 03:57:44 PM |
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On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Rich Goranson
Amherst, NY, USA
aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1
EAC Department of Cruel and Unusual Choreography
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 05:02:41 PM |
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Last time that great scribe Lord Calvert <CalvertdeGrey@msn.com> chipped
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Well we are told that God's chariot is made of wood and not iron like
those clever Egyptians.
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 08:40:04 PM |
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Meteorite Debris wrote:
Last time that great scribe Lord Calvert <CalvertdeGrey@msn.com> chipped
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Well we are told that God's chariot is made of wood and not iron like
those clever Egyptians.
Every biblical story is a regurgitation of earlier myths
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Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
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| User: "" |
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11 Jan 2008 11:54:40 AM |
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On Jan 10, 9:40=A0pm, bob young <alaspect...@netvigator.com> wrote:
Meteorite Debris wrote:
Last time that great scribe Lord Calvert <CalvertdeG...@msn.com> chipped=
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Well we are told that God's chariot is made of wood and not iron like
those clever Egyptians.
Every biblical story is a regurgitation of earlier myths
--
Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
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Any your proof of this is?
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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10 Jan 2008 05:05:20 PM |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:32:41 +1030, Meteorite Debris
<epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOESaapt.net.au> wrote:
Last time that great scribe Lord Calvert <CalvertdeGrey@msn.com> chipped
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Well we are told that God's chariot is made of wood and not iron like
those clever Egyptians.
Not bronze? It was during the bronze-iron age transition.
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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11 Jan 2008 01:07:53 AM |
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Last time that great scribe Christopher A.Lee <calee@optonline.net>
chipped away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:32:41 +1030, Meteorite Debris
<epicurusboth@YOUR_SHOESaapt.net.au> wrote:
Last time that great scribe Lord Calvert <CalvertdeGrey@msn.com> chipped
away at his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Well we are told that God's chariot is made of wood and not iron like
those clever Egyptians.
Not bronze? It was during the bronze-iron age transition.
Maybe God had a bronze chariot. But the omnipotent god could not see off
iron ones according the Judges 1:19.
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Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "Dag Yo" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
11 Jan 2008 01:53:46 AM |
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I've narrowed it down to an STI in Moscow (internets for anyone
getting the reference), the Ferrari SUV, Diablo, or a Gremlin.
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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| Title: Re: EVIL RATING SCALE |
10 Jan 2008 07:54:04 PM |
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On Jan 10, 12:41 pm, "Amy Blankenship"
<Amy_nos...@magnoliamultimedia.com> wrote:
You've
essentially said
"All Christians drive SUV's"
"SUV's are evil"
"Therefore, all Christians are evil."
Only you've managed to pad it out to make it much more offensive than that.-
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christians
evil doers, but not all. Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket to
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final average
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
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| User: "" |
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11 Jan 2008 11:53:54 AM |
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On Jan 10, 8:54=A0pm, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 10, 12:41 pm, "Amy Blankenship"
<Amy_nos...@magnoliamultimedia.com> wrote:
You've
essentially said
"All Christians drive SUV's"
"SUV's are evil"
"Therefore, all Christians are evil."
Only you've managed to pad it out to make it much more offensive than th=
at.-
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christians
evil doers, but not all. Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket to
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final average
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
You left out the personal jet plains used by the hollywood elite and
tree huggers like Al Gore. Where do they fit on your list.
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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11 Jan 2008 03:37:58 PM |
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On Jan 11, 12:53=A0pm, wrote:
On Jan 10, 8:54=A0pm, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 10, 12:41 pm, "Amy Blankenship"
<Amy_nos...@magnoliamultimedia.com> wrote:
You've
essentially said
"All Christians drive SUV's"
"SUV's are evil"
"Therefore, all Christians are evil."
Only you've managed to pad it out to make it much more offensive than =
that.-
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christians
evil doers, but not all. Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket to
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final average
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
You left out the personal jet plains used by the hollywood elite and
tree huggers like Al Gore. =A0Where do they fit on your list.- Hide quoted=
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I don't follow leaders so I won't assume his defense.
Only hope is changing the jungle from the bottom up.
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| User: "Dogmantic Pyrrhonist AKA Al" |
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10 Jan 2008 08:13:49 PM |
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On Jan 11, 11:54 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christians
evil doers, but not all.
OK, we'll accept that as a given
Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket to
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Damn it. Do I get any dispensation for living a long way from work
such that I have to spend 5 points to get to the 2 pointer?
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final average
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
I'm averaging as evil as a minivan driver. I've seen minivans. I'm
sure I'm not that evil.
We need to refine how this works when modes are mixed.
Al
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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11 Jan 2008 09:08:28 AM |
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On Jan 10, 9:13=A0pm, "Dogmantic Pyrrhonist (AKA Al)"
<alwh...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
On Jan 11, 11:54 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christians
evil doers, but not all.
OK, we'll accept that as a given
Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket to
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Damn it. =A0Do I get any dispensation for living a long way from work
such that I have to spend 5 points to get to the 2 pointer?
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final average
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
I'm averaging as evil as a minivan driver. =A0I've seen minivans. =A0I'm
sure I'm not that evil.
We need to refine how this works when modes are mixed.
Al- Hide quoted text -
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If you throw in a few bike rides, you should be safe. That's what I do
to clear my conscience after driving my girlfriend's Lexus. Of course,
I'm trying to influence her next car choice to a stickshift small car.
The question is, who do we find in Heaven?
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/bush_jesus_christ.jpg
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11 Jan 2008 11:56:10 AM |
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On Jan 11, 10:08=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 10, 9:13=A0pm, "Dogmantic Pyrrhonist (AKA Al)"
<alwh...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
On Jan 11, 11:54 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christians
evil doers, but not all.
OK, we'll accept that as a given
Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket to
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Damn it. =A0Do I get any dispensation for living a long way from work
such that I have to spend 5 points to get to the 2 pointer?
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final average
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
I'm averaging as evil as a minivan driver. =A0I've seen minivans. =A0I'm=
sure I'm not that evil.
We need to refine how this works when modes are mixed.
Al- Hide quoted text -
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If you throw in a few bike rides, you should be safe. That's what I do
to clear my conscience after driving my girlfriend's Lexus. Of course,
I'm trying to influence her next car choice to a stickshift small car.
The question is, who do we find in Heaven?
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/bush_jesus_christ.jpg- Hide quot=
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Unless you change your take on God, I'm guessing you wont find the
answer to that question. Maybe you should concentrate your questions
on that ... other place.
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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11 Jan 2008 03:40:56 PM |
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On Jan 11, 12:56=A0pm, wrote:
On Jan 11, 10:08=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 10, 9:13=A0pm, "Dogmantic Pyrrhonist (AKA Al)"
<alwh...@optusnet.com.au> wrote:
On Jan 11, 11:54 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
No, I've said driving an SUV (1) is evil, which makes many Christian=
s
evil doers, but not all.
OK, we'll accept that as a given
Everybody knows not all Christians drive
SUVs, and that many even ride bicycles. We know these get a ticket t=
o
Heaven --if there's one.
(1) Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle, not the smaller utilitarian one.=
But let's establish an EVIL RATING SCALE, where bicycling is a 1 and=
SUVing is a 10, so we know who's who...
(add 5 point penalty for use of cell phones)
1 Bicycle
2 Public Transportation
3 Scooter
4
5 Small stickshift car
6
7 Minivan
8 Regular car
9 Utilitarian SUV
10 Supersized Unnecessary Vehicle
Damn it. =A0Do I get any dispensation for living a long way from work
such that I have to spend 5 points to get to the 2 pointer?
Then you add it all at the end of the week, and figure if you are on=
your way to Hell or Heaven. A passing score would be 5 or below. For=
example, if I used the car 3 times (24 points), but used the bicycle=
10 times (10), and a scooter 9 times (27 points), I get a 61 point
total. So I divide it by the total trips (22) and get a final averag=
e
score of 2.7727. I'm not going to Hell!!!
I'm averaging as evil as a minivan driver. =A0I've seen minivans. =A0I=
'm
sure I'm not that evil.
We need to refine how this works when modes are mixed.
Al- Hide quoted text -
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If you throw in a few bike rides, you should be safe. That's what I do
to clear my conscience after driving my girlfriend's Lexus. Of course,
I'm trying to influence her next car choice to a stickshift small car.
The question is, who do we find in Heaven?
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/G/bush_jesus_christ.jpg-Hide quot=
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Unless you change your take on God, I'm guessing you wont find the
answer to that question. =A0Maybe you should concentrate your questions
on that ... other place.- Hide quoted text -
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Tell me each one since there's a long list out there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DzZVRpqm0Cl0
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10 Jan 2008 08:40:02 PM |
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Lord Calvert wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
No it is not. The book of Genesis clearly specifies what car God
drove.
Genesis 3:23 -- "And the Lord drove them out, in his Fury."
Many thanks for putting us right Me'Lud [smile]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Fury
Rich Goranson
Amherst, NY, USA
aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1
EAC Department of Cruel and Unusual Choreography
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| User: "Olrik" |
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11 Jan 2008 02:01:09 AM |
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On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
It drives xians mad...
Olrik
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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11 Jan 2008 09:17:07 AM |
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On Jan 11, 3:01=A0am, Olrik <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
It drives xians mad...
Olrik
I wonder how you guys picture the Devil...
http://www.devilspice.com/Devil.gif
or this...
http://raudryfylking.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/george-w-bush-devil-23386.j=
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| User: "Hatter" |
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11 Jan 2008 10:05:22 AM |
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On Jan 11, 10:17=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 11, 3:01=A0am, Olrik <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
It drives xians mad...
Olrik
I wonder how you guys picture the Devil...
http://www.devilspice.com/Devil.gif
or this...
http://raudryfylking.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/george-w-bush-devil-...
my favorite is:
http://www.lunarcore.com/images/blog/mysterious_stranger.jpg
but as to Satan's driving habits I would venture it would by a
modified 69-71 Lincoln
http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/thecar02.jpg
Hatter
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
11 Jan 2008 10:41:21 AM |
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On Jan 11, 11:05=A0am, Hatter <Hatte...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 11, 10:17=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
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On Jan 11, 3:01=A0am, Olrik <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
It drives xians mad...
Olrik
I wonder how you guys picture the Devil...
http://www.devilspice.com/Devil.gif
or this...
http://raudryfylking.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/george-w-bush-devil-...
my favorite is:
http://www.lunarcore.com/images/blog/mysterious_stranger.jpg
but as to Satan's driving habits I would venture it would by a
modified 69-71 Lincoln
http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/thecar02.jpg
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I fear the Devil the most when he's disguised as a Christian soccer
mom who drives recklessly. Those who chat on the phone all the time
and change the pampers while driving.
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
11 Jan 2008 11:57:58 AM |
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On Jan 11, 11:41=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
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On Jan 11, 11:05=A0am, Hatter <Hatte...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 11, 10:17=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 11, 3:01=A0am, Olrik <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike=
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let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
It drives xians mad...
Olrik
I wonder how you guys picture the Devil...
http://www.devilspice.com/Devil.gif
or this...
http://raudryfylking.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/george-w-bush-devil-..=
..
my favorite is:
http://www.lunarcore.com/images/blog/mysterious_stranger.jpg
but as to Satan's driving habits I would venture it would by a
modified 69-71 Lincoln
http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/thecar02.jpg
Hatter- Hide quoted text -
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I fear the Devil the most when he's disguised as a Christian soccer
mom who drives recklessly. Those who chat on the phone all the time
and change the pampers while driving.- Hide quoted text -
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Do atheist/agnostic/non-christians soccer moms who drive recklessly
while talking on their phones only use huggies instead of pampers?
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
11 Jan 2008 03:42:22 PM |
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On Jan 11, 12:57=A0pm, wrote:
On Jan 11, 11:41=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 11, 11:05=A0am, Hatter <Hatte...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 11, 10:17=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Jan 11, 3:01=A0am, Olrik <olrik...@gmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bi=
ke,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
It drives xians mad...
Olrik
I wonder how you guys picture the Devil...
http://www.devilspice.com/Devil.gif
or this...
http://raudryfylking.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/george-w-bush-devil-=
....
my favorite is:
http://www.lunarcore.com/images/blog/mysterious_stranger.jpg
but as to Satan's driving habits I would venture it would by a
modified 69-71 Lincoln
http://www.javelinamx.com/carstars/thecar02.jpg
Hatter- Hide quoted text -
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I fear the Devil the most when he's disguised as a Christian soccer
mom who drives recklessly. Those who chat on the phone all the time
and change the pampers while driving.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Do atheist/agnostic/non-christians soccer moms who drive recklessly
while talking on their phones only use huggies instead of pampers?- Hide q=
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Those are condemned too but get some positive points for not being
hypocrits.
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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| Title: Re: Evils of the flesh rate lower |
12 Jan 2008 02:37:51 PM |
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On Jan 12, 1:11 pm, Bob <hunr...@aol.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 10:31 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
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On Jan 9, 8:03 pm, Ron Wallenfang <rwallenf...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
Demonic possession isn't widely reported these days but that doesn't
mean it doesn't happen. Too often people think that if they didn't
hear about it in the mainstream media, it didn't happen. Anyway
demoniacs can carry on all the normal activities of daily life, and
that surely includes riding a bike.-
I think the Devil can even run for president and be re-elected. All
the while very religious people vote for him!
Bill has retired from office. Can't you just leave him alone? <g>
Evils of the flesh rate lower in the Evil Scale. Who wouldn't give in
to a Devil like this?
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20329.jpg
But this is SCARY...
http://raudryfylking.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/george-w-bush-devil-23386.jpg
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
11 Jan 2008 11:50:57 AM |
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On Jan 10, 11:28=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
On Jan 9, 12:22 pm, "David V." <s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
donquijote1954 wrote:
I thought he drove an SUV. ;)
"The Devil" does not exist. =A0But you do remind me of Don Quixote.
His SUV polluted too.
DonQuixote rode a horse, Rocinante, and Sancho rode a donkey, like
Jesus.
The Devil does not exist but Christians are often found doing evil
things. I have no doubt in my mind though that the Devil would have
driven an SUV if he existed.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
WHY THE BANANA REVOLUTION?http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
Why would you say that Jesus would have ridden a bike. For his
culture he did a lot of traveling, but he used the method most common
to the average man - walking. Since the Bible clearly indicates how
the world will end (and any action we take on global warming wont
change that), I rather think Jesus would not have been a tree
hugger. BUT ... if you think SUVs are evil then dont drive one.
More pollution making potential for the rest of us.
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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| Title: Re: there's hope |
11 Jan 2008 03:16:54 PM |
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On Jan 11, 12:50 pm, wrote:
On Jan 10, 11:28 am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
On Jan 9, 12:22 pm, "David V." <s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
donquijote1954 wrote:
I thought he drove an SUV. ;)
"The Devil" does not exist. But you do remind me of Don Quixote.
His SUV polluted too.
DonQuixote rode a horse, Rocinante, and Sancho rode a donkey, like
Jesus.
The Devil does not exist but Christians are often found doing evil
things. I have no doubt in my mind though that the Devil would have
driven an SUV if he existed.
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEhttp://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
WHY THE BANANA REVOLUTION?http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
Why would you say that Jesus would have ridden a bike. For his
culture he did a lot of traveling, but he used the method most common
to the average man - walking. Since the Bible clearly indicates how
the world will end (and any action we take on global warming wont
change that), I rather think Jesus would not have been a tree
hugger. BUT ... if you think SUVs are evil then dont drive one.
More pollution making potential for the rest of us.- Hide quoted text -
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I'm sure he would have embraced the bicycle if it was invented. It
would have been stupid not to do it.
But selfish predators like you are not really smarter because you are
taking advantage of my savings. You are accelarating your own doom --
or those unlucky enough to be in your progeny. Overhunting is stupid.
The selfish gene is self-destructive. Thanks God! ;)
Well, in the face of Armageddon, WWIII and Global Warming, there's
hope...
(This is a funny article: Written by a religious person he dismisses
Atheists as Darwinistic, while the real problem is SOCIAL DARWINISM,
something very much in use by the Religious Right led by Bush, who he/
she rightly condemns as evil. My own view of the world draws on
Epicurus. Otherwise a criticism from within is healthy for the
Christian mind.)
Humanity on probation
Author: One is not living to conquer and subjugate all known parts of
God. Living means learning to relate.
In ethical - humanitarian, friendly, attentive - atmosphere of just
cooperation and attentive regardfulness is where words like justice,
love, wisdom, freedom, democracy and socialism have laid their
foundation.
Out of ethical, nonaggressive, unfrightening atmosphere the initiators
of Judaism, Buddhism, Christianity and many other religions were
acting and speaking.
In ethical inexclusive atmosphere, Socrates' philosophy found the
'measure' of virtue and fearlessness.
Ethics is an everlasting source 'feeding' the heart; today ethics has
become the 'mother' of ever stronger and stronger ecological
awareness.
Q: Human being has been changing thought the history. Evolution is
something one cannot deny.
Observing evolution of human mind, one can notice humanity traveling
from MONOLOG into DIALOGUE. Human beings are traveling from the
tyranny of the command, out of the slavery to the word, out of the
authoritarian, hierarchic order of ancient times, into a democratic,
non-authoritarian, non-violent, horizontal, classless society with
social and ecological awareness.
However, we have not arrived yet, although the end is already shinning
out of the darkness.
The mind of society is changing slowly. Moreover, convulsively. Every
revolution has been bringing our minds closer to regardfulness.
Dialogue. Closer to a free, untamed, non-scarred, non-authoritarian,
modest, considerate society.
All the revolts against tyrant, eating ones 'own' body, were the
revolts of the healthy body - common people - against a cell of a
cancer. Against the greedy-one. Against the cruel winner. All
revolutions are battles for a healthy, harmonic body. Because
evolution demands health. Equality among cells. Modesty. Synergy.
Throughout the entire history, a revolt of healthy body against
illness has been happening. A revolt against an egotist -
exclusivistic tyrant. Against authority. Against ordering.
....
Q: Predators are ruling?
A hunter is using the logic of the predators: 'All I catch is my
possession. Trace, hunt, kill!'.
Death of a prey means life to the hunter, that is why a hunter is
drinking blood of a prey with pleasure and death for him means feast
day. For a hunter Nature seems to be an opponent with whom one is
fighting all the time. Living for a hunter means everlasting battle
with hunger or death.
The hunter's logic, the logic of Darwinism, knows only one-way: 'To
win always!', because loosing means death to a hunter. Dilemma of the
predator is: 'If I do not kill, I am going to be food!', that is why
(! for Bush !) there is no dilemma. And no compromise. He has to go
in war and win. Or die.
Hunter's logic was the logic of all robbers, pirates, conquerors,
imperialists.
http://www.geocities.com/no_copyright/Sl_without_weapon.htm
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| User: "Ken" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 10:30:54 AM |
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On Jan 10, 8:28=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
He doesn't drive but he flys in Air Force One
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 05:01:19 PM |
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Last time that great scribe Ken <flakey714@aol.com> chipped away at=20
his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
On Jan 10, 8:28=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
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Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
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He doesn't drive but he flys in Air Force One
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LOL
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you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Gwyne=F0_Bennetdottir?=" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 05:30:16 PM |
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On Jan 10, 11:30=A0am, Ken <flakey...@aol.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 8:28=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
He doesn't drive but he flys in Air Force One
Ain't that the truth.
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| User: "donquijote1954" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 07:50:34 PM |
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On Jan 10, 11:30=A0am, Ken <flakey...@aol.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 8:28=A0am, donquijote1954 <nolionnoprob...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
He doesn't drive but he flys in Air Force One
I wonder who could that be... Is that a four letter word by any chance?
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 03:15:19 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:28:30 -0800 (PST), donquijote1954
<nolionnoproblem@hotmail.com> wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
Why, a Lamborghini Diablo, of course.
HTH
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| User: "Jim07D7" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 10:52:04 AM |
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donquijote1954 <nolionnoproblem@hotmail.com> said:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
On Jan 9, 12:22 pm, "David V." <s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
donquijote1954 wrote:
I thought he drove an SUV. ;)
"The Devil" does not exist. But you do remind me of Don Quixote.
His SUV polluted too.
DonQuixote rode a horse, Rocinante, and Sancho rode a donkey, like
Jesus.
The Devil does not exist but Christians are often found doing evil
things. I have no doubt in my mind though that the Devil would have
driven an SUV if he existed.
Like this:
http://www.forbes.com/2002/04/01/0401vow.html
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| User: "bob young" |
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| Title: Re: What would the Devil have driven? |
10 Jan 2008 08:39:03 PM |
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donquijote1954 wrote:
Since it's pretty much settled that Jesus would have ridden a bike,
let's debate now what the Devil would have driven...
On Jan 9, 12:22 pm, "David V." <s...@hotmail.com> wrote:
donquijote1954 wrote:
I thought he drove an SUV. ;)
"The Devil" does not exist. But you do remind me of Don Quixote.
His SUV polluted too.
DonQuixote rode a horse, Rocinante, and Sancho rode a donkey, like
Jesus.
The Devil does not exist but Christians are often found doing evil
things. I have no doubt in my mind though that the Devil would have
driven an SUV if he existed.
or an imaginary SUV
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
WHY THE BANANA REVOLUTION?
http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
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