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"Ann Coulter" |
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24 Oct 2004 05:55:39 PM |
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When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush, it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
24 Oct 2004 06:22:43 PM |
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"Ann Coulter" <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote
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Ann Coulter? THE Ann Coulter?
Go away, witch, before someone throws vinegar &
water on you...
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| User: "The Dixie Clits" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
11 Nov 2004 07:31:10 PM |
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"Ann Coulter" <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message
news:GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought
God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the
right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush,
it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the
debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks
and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
When Bush thinks he hears God it's because he's got Cheney's ***** up his *****
and Rove's rammed down his throat!
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| User: "jackeroo" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
11 Nov 2004 08:36:37 PM |
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It's nice to meeet such distinguished people on the net.
I only meet such ordinary twats in reas life.
"The Dixie Clits" <wehatebush@dixieclits.com> wrote in message
news:ZkUkd.62953$Tq1.49372@bignews1.bellsouth.net...
"Ann Coulter" <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message
news:GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he
sought
God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the
right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush,
it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the
debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks
and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
When Bush thinks he hears God it's because he's got Cheney's ***** up his
*****
and Rove's rammed down his throat!
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| User: "Duke" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
24 Oct 2004 06:19:48 PM |
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"Ann Coulter" <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message
news:GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought
God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the
right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush,
it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the
debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks
and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
You know, this would be REALLY funny if it weren't for the fact that it is
probably true.....
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| User: "Marc Satterwhite" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 02:18:29 PM |
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Duke wrote:
"Ann Coulter" <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message
news:GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought
God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the
right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush,
it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the
debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks
and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
You know, this would be REALLY funny if it weren't for the fact that it is
probably true.....
Remember the scene in "Real Genius" where they wire up the braces
of one of the bad guys so it can receive radio signals, and then they
pretend to be sending him messages from God?
Best, Marc
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| User: "eric" |
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25 Oct 2004 02:41:20 PM |
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Remember the scene in "Real Genius" where they wire up the braces
of one of the bad guys so it can receive radio signals, and then they
pretend to be sending him messages from God?
Best, Marc
My god, ... Bush is in a sect, be aware of those influences, dangerous for
the US !
All history sinbce 500 until 2004 proved this in Europe, Religion mixed with
politics, nothing is as dangerous as that !
Unfortunately Europe has that nasty experience, so do not allow this in the
US !
ERic
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| User: "Ian Bailey" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 12:31:34 AM |
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Ann Coulter <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message news:<GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster>...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush, it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
As God does not support the US - or any other country - in its
attempts to dominate other countries, perhaps Bush was talking to
Lucifer? Bush may genuinely have believed Iraq was a threat, but as
the omnipotent one knew differently He's hardly likely to tell Bush to
go ahead with his slaughter programme.
Ian
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| User: "Dr. Sunil" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 08:19:27 AM |
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(Ian Bailey) wrote in message news:<9793191b.0410242131.349db22a@posting.google.com>...
Ann Coulter <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message news:<GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster>...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush, it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
As God does not support the US - or any other country - in its
attempts to dominate other countries, perhaps Bush was talking to
Lucifer? Bush may genuinely have believed Iraq was a threat, but as
the omnipotent one knew differently He's hardly likely to tell Bush to
go ahead with his slaughter programme.
You do realise that the early Christian Gnostics and the Medieval
Cathars both believed that the God of the OT (YHWH) was in fact the
Devil.
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| User: "Ian Bailey" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 03:27:27 PM |
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(Dr. Sunil) wrote in message news:<9bab4539.0410250519.6f9bda22@posting.google.com>...
ianjbailey@gmail.com (Ian Bailey) wrote in message news:<9793191b.0410242131.349db22a@posting.google.com>...
Ann Coulter <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote in message news:<GKW1Q7WQ38284.7469791667@anonymous.poster>...
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush, it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
As God does not support the US - or any other country - in its
attempts to dominate other countries, perhaps Bush was talking to
Lucifer? Bush may genuinely have believed Iraq was a threat, but as
the omnipotent one knew differently He's hardly likely to tell Bush to
go ahead with his slaughter programme.
You do realise that the early Christian Gnostics and the Medieval
Cathars both believed that the God of the OT (YHWH) was in fact the
Devil.
Frankly I think most of the Old testament is utter gibberish. You have
to accept that large sections of the Bible are not literal
translations. Adam did not create Eve out of his rib. The Earth is not
6,000 years old.
Anyway, Jesus told the Pharisee where they could stick their Old
Testament. The only bit he kept were teh Ten Commandments - how many
of those has W broken?
Ian
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| User: "Mark" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 06:23:35 AM |
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(Ian Bailey) wrote in message news:<9793191b.0410242131.349db22a@posting.google.com>...
As God does not support the US - or any other country - in its
attempts to dominate other countries, perhaps Bush was talking to
Lucifer? Bush may genuinely have believed Iraq was a threat, but as
the omnipotent one knew differently He's hardly likely to tell Bush to
go ahead with his slaughter programme.
I take it you haven't read the Old Testament recently? I seem to
remember God helping out in plenty of slaughter programs there: all
that bashing kids brains out on rocks and stuff that would have the
Christians up in arms if it was in any book other than the Bible.
Personally I think the 'wire' theory is far more credible: I can just
imagine the neo-cons pretending to be God telling the poor retarded
Bush kid to invade Iraq, then having a good laugh about it afterwards.
Mark
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| User: "mclark" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 10:55:11 PM |
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Mark <mmaker@my-deja.com> wrote:
ianjbailey@gmail.com (Ian Bailey) wrote in message
news:<9793191b.0410242131.349db22a@posting.google.com>... > As God does
not support the US - or any other country - in its > attempts to dominate
other countries, perhaps Bush was talking to > Lucifer? Bush may genuinely
have believed Iraq was a threat, but as
the omnipotent one knew differently He's hardly likely to tell Bush to
go ahead with his slaughter programme.
I take it you haven't read the Old Testament recently? I seem to
remember God helping out in plenty of slaughter programs there: all
that bashing kids brains out on rocks and stuff that would have the
Christians up in arms if it was in any book other than the Bible.
Personally I think the 'wire' theory is far more credible: I can just
imagine the neo-cons pretending to be God telling the poor retarded
Bush kid to invade Iraq, then having a good laugh about it afterwards.
Mark
mnnth
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 06:38:24 AM |
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On 25 Oct 2004 04:23:35 -0700, (Mark) wrote:
ianjbailey@gmail.com (Ian Bailey) wrote in message news:<9793191b.0410242131.349db22a@posting.google.com>...
As God does not support the US - or any other country - in its
attempts to dominate other countries, perhaps Bush was talking to
Lucifer? Bush may genuinely have believed Iraq was a threat, but as
the omnipotent one knew differently He's hardly likely to tell Bush to
go ahead with his slaughter programme.
I take it you haven't read the Old Testament recently? I seem to
remember God helping out in plenty of slaughter programs there: all
that bashing kids brains out on rocks and stuff that would have the
Christians up in arms if it was in any book other than the Bible.
Personally I think the 'wire' theory is far more credible: I can just
imagine the neo-cons pretending to be God telling the poor retarded
Bush kid to invade Iraq, then having a good laugh about it afterwards.
Anybody remember a movie called "Real Genius" where the nerds
anaesthetised the jerk and implanted a radio receiver in his tooth?
Mark
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
25 Oct 2004 02:57:18 PM |
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"Christopher A. Lee" <calee@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:3cppn0t5djs0s0cu7u04blrd1haabhk88d@4ax.com...
On 25 Oct 2004 04:23:35 -0700, (Mark) wrote:
Anybody remember a movie called "Real Genius" where the nerds
anaesthetised the jerk and implanted a radio receiver in his tooth?
God. Yes, Kenneth. What is the frequency?
They also fired a high power military laser from space at a house to
make popcorn.
Mmmmm... popcorn.
--
ArWeDoh!
p.s. Nerd chicks with nice tits RULE!
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| User: "NO" |
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| Title: Re: When Bush talks to GOD . . . |
24 Oct 2004 06:31:22 PM |
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Ann Coulter <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote:
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he sought God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush, it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
It's probably easier than it sounds.
Bush, when he wants to talk to God, being the simpleton that he is, he
just picks up the phone in his office and dials 0. His secretary out
in the foyer picks up and Bush says "I want to talk to God." She then
transfers his call to ***** Cheney or Karl Rove, whoever is available,
and they pick up and say: "Yes My Child? What would you like to
know?"
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| User: "Markku Grönroos" |
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24 Oct 2004 09:24:36 PM |
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stay in these groups where perverts and barmies reside
"NO" <no@you.*****.off> kirjoitti viestissä
news:jkeon09qp1kkdk5ii9og5svs9k6j0ulff9@news...
Ann Coulter <*****@lesbofreak.dom> wrote:
Bush says he talks to God, and God talks back to him. He claims he
sought God's
guidance to attack Iraq and God told him to go ahead because it was the
right
thing to do.
I finally figured it out. It's not really God that's talking to Bush,
it's *****
Cheney and Karl Rove talking through a wire like they did during the
debates!
Everyone knows it was ***** Cheney who both orchestrated the 9/11 attacks
and the
invasion of Iraq. Now it all makes perfect sense.
It's probably easier than it sounds.
Bush, when he wants to talk to God, being the simpleton that he is, he
just picks up the phone in his office and dials 0. His secretary out
in the foyer picks up and Bush says "I want to talk to God." She then
transfers his call to ***** Cheney or Karl Rove, whoever is available,
and they pick up and say: "Yes My Child? What would you like to
know?"
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