Religions > Atheism > When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch...
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Religions > Atheism |
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"Uncle Buck" |
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31 Jul 2005 02:10:17 PM |
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When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
....he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****. Who the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends their child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
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| User: "I KILLED YOUR GOD-IT WAS EASY!" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 01:57:06 PM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com...
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now
and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest
our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****. Who
the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public
square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might
take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned
are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat
herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion,
persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
--
man-I LIKE YOU! ENCORE ENCORE!!
DO UNTO OTHERS-THEN SPLIT....
AA #2241.
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
31 Jul 2005 02:29:15 PM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com...
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now
and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest
our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****. Who
the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public
square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might
take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned
are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat
herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion,
persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
If you aren't already a BAAWA Knight, this message should make you one.
Steve?
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
BAAWA Knight & EAC Bible thumper thumper
http://questioner.www2.50megs.com
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: AA: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
31 Jul 2005 07:25:01 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com...
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now
and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest
our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****. Who
the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public
square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might
take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned
are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat
herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion,
persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
If you aren't already a BAAWA Knight, this message should make you one.
Steve?
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
31 Jul 2005 07:58:06 PM |
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"Steve Knight" <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:iiqqe1torcq6400g71va554nqiman0u092@4ax.com...
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Yay! That was one of the best BAAWA messages I'd seen in a long time.
--
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Michelle Malkin (Mickey) aa list#1
alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
BAAWA Knight & EAC Bible thumper thumper
http://questioner.www2.50megs.com
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com...
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now
and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or
molest
our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****.
Who
the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends
their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public
square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it
might
take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or
even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be
stoned
are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They
base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat
herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance
to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a
hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice,
lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion,
persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free
housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
If you aren't already a BAAWA Knight, this message should make you one.
Steve?
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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31 Jul 2005 11:24:40 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:58:06 -0400, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>
wrote:
"Steve Knight" <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:iiqqe1torcq6400g71va554nqiman0u092@4ax.com...
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Yay! That was one of the best BAAWA messages I'd seen in a long time.
Thanks for the nom, Mickey! :-) It's quite a liberating thing when the gloves
come off, isn't it? ;-) In fact after that post, my blood pressure dropped by
30 points and my cholesterol went well below 200. I think I'm gonna' hafta' do
this more often... muahahahahahaahhhh.... ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
BAAWA
a.a. #88
UU Minister # "=" - "Grand Equivocator of the Balanced Equal Sign"
~=^*=^=~-=^=-~=^=*^=~=-^=-=~^=*=^~=-=^-=~=^*=^=~-=^=-~=^=*^=~=-^=-=~^=*=^~=
"Surrendering To The Fall" - A blog about - what else? - me:
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
(perpetually under construction)
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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01 Aug 2005 07:41:22 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 21:24:40 -0700, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Thanks for the nom, Mickey! :-) It's quite a liberating thing when the gloves
come off, isn't it? ;-) In fact after that post, my blood pressure dropped by
30 points and my cholesterol went well below 200. I think I'm gonna' hafta' do
this more often... muahahahahahaahhhh.... ;-)
I think that now, that should be " Baawahahahahahaahhhh" (;-)
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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01 Aug 2005 07:38:58 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:58:06 -0400, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>
wrote:
"Steve Knight" <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:iiqqe1torcq6400g71va554nqiman0u092@4ax.com...
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Yay! That was one of the best BAAWA messages I'd seen in a long time.
Well done, Uncle Buck, and well deserved.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!) UH?
Either our Warlord, has got an over active imagination, or he has had that
bloody thing, chrome plated.
He's as bad as Tukla, when it comes to shiny things.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
01 Aug 2005 09:33:46 PM |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:38:58 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>
wrote:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:58:06 -0400, "Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net>
wrote:
"Steve Knight" <wooly@sonic.net> wrote in message
news:iiqqe1torcq6400g71va554nqiman0u092@4ax.com...
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Yay! That was one of the best BAAWA messages I'd seen in a long time.
Well done, Uncle Buck, and well deserved.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!) UH?
Don't ***** with me or my Turtle Wax!
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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31 Jul 2005 08:17:36 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 00:25:01 GMT, Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.net>
wrote:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Cool. Now maybe Sir Uncle Buck can use some of the raise he'll be
getting to fix the clock on his computer! :-D
<zamboni runs away before decapitation ensues!>
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
<snip>
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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01 Aug 2005 07:45:18 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:17:36 -0500, wrote:
Cool. Now maybe Sir Uncle Buck can use some of the raise he'll be
getting to fix the clock on his computer! :-D
There is nothing wrong with the clock in his computer. He has been f**kin about
with the EAC Time Machine.
Or would have been, if we had one.
If there was such a thing as EAC.
Which there aint.
So they can't have one.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: AA: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
01 Aug 2005 09:26:52 PM |
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On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:45:18 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:17:36 -0500, wrote:
Cool. Now maybe Sir Uncle Buck can use some of the raise he'll be
getting to fix the clock on his computer! :-D
There is nothing wrong with the clock in his computer. He has been f**kin about
with the EAC Time Machine.
Or would have been, if we had one.
If there was such a thing as EAC.
Which there aint.
So they can't have one.
At least, not yet... ;-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
BAAWA
a.a. #88
UU Minister # "=" - "Grand Equivocator of the Balanced Equal Sign"
~=^*=^=~-=^=-~=^=*^=~=-^=-=~^=*=^~=-=^-=~=^*=^=~-=^=-~=^=*^=~=-^=-=~^=*=^~=
"Surrendering To The Fall" - A blog about - what else? - me:
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
(perpetually under construction)
~=^*=^=~-=^=-~=^=*^=~=-^=-=~^=*=^~=-=^-=~=^*=^=~-=^=-~=^=*^=~=-^=-=~^=*=^~=
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02 Aug 2005 07:39:43 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 22:26:52 -0400, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:45:18 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:17:36 -0500, wrote:
Cool. Now maybe Sir Uncle Buck can use some of the raise he'll be
getting to fix the clock on his computer! :-D
There is nothing wrong with the clock in his computer. He has been f**kin about
with the EAC Time Machine.
Or would have been, if we had one.
If there was such a thing as EAC.
Which there aint.
So they can't have one.
At least, not yet... ;-)
Zakly.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| Title: Re: AA: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
31 Jul 2005 11:11:23 PM |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 00:25:01 GMT, Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.net> wrote:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Why, thank you, Warlord Steve! This is a most honorable and unexpected
dispensation. ;-) I shall make haste henceforth to add my BAAWA status to my
..sig. I am tired of biting my tongue and biding my time with these bufoons. I
shall do my utmost best to bring honor and pride to the BAAWA knighthood!
:-DDDDD Thanks again for this most kick-***** honor. ;-)
"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com...
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now
and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest
our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****. Who
the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public
square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might
take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned
are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat
herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion,
persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
If you aren't already a BAAWA Knight, this message should make you one.
Steve?
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
BAAWA
a.a. #88
UU Minister # "=" - "Grand Equivocator of the Balanced Equal Sign"
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"Surrendering To The Fall" - A blog about - what else? - me:
http://surrenderingtothefall.blogspot.com
(perpetually under construction)
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: AA: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
31 Jul 2005 09:22:27 PM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:c18re1dgh7iinp515ib3684reg5n55k8m6@4ax.com:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 00:25:01 GMT, Steve Knight <wooly@sonic.net>
wrote:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:29:15 -0400, "Michelle Malkin"
<hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote:
Excuse the top post.
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not possible.
Uncle Buck is one of my favorite posters. He is clear, concise and
quite poignant when it comes to delivering proper christian
re-training.
Uncle Buck, it with the greatest honor that I bestow upon you the
honor of BAAWA Knighthood.
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of BAAWA.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
Why, thank you, Warlord Steve! This is a most honorable and
unexpected dispensation. ;-) I shall make haste henceforth to add my
BAAWA status to my .sig. I am tired of biting my tongue and biding my
time with these bufoons. I shall do my utmost best to bring honor and
pride to the BAAWA knighthood!
:-DDDDD Thanks again for this most kick-***** honor. ;-)
"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com...
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying.
"Protect witches now
and the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or
molest
our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my
*****. Who
the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends
their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the
public
square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it
might
take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or
even stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning
videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be
stoned
are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They
base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged
goat
herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to *****
parasite-infested
sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of
relevance to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to
wonder
why the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop
of a hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred,
malice, lies, suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies,
delusion,
persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the
bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free
housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the *****
of
life, and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
If you aren't already a BAAWA Knight, this message should make you
one. Steve?
Congrats UB. Just make sure you polish your armour every knight. Don't
want rust all over eveything.
--
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: AA: BAAWA Knighthood -Uncle Buck - was Re: STEVE KNGHT: DO You Think This Message Deserves A BAAWA KNIGHTHOOD? |
31 Jul 2005 08:27:41 PM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
I wish I could read all the posts to a.a. but it's not
possible.
In that case, you should make it a point to check out
the way that Iasion has been demolishing the notion that
there was an historical Jesus. He's most polite, to be
sure...but...well...frankly, he's been putting the Christians
through a meat grinder. There's naught left of their most sacred
of holy cows but post-digested Big Macs. Dude knows his *****.
Of course, that hasn't stopped some of the bleaters from trying to
pour on some more special sauce....
(Excalibur flashes forth with the light of a thousand suns!)
Taps Uncle Buck on the shoulders.....
Arise, Warrior. Take your rightful place with the Knights of
BAAWA.
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
Welcome, Sir Uncle Buck! Great to have you aboard.
Cheers,
b&
--
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
02 Aug 2005 01:00:50 AM |
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In article <ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com>,
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon witches.
"It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect witches now and
the
next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of Christian
*****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing my *****. Who the
***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian parent who sends their
child
to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public square
at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take
all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome,
and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned are
the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base
their
lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders
who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath
their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested sheep
and then they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to
say
in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder why
the
world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat
when
all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies,
suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague
was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing
that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of life,
and
BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
Excellent post !!!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 11:28:34 AM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect
witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to
beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can
you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing
my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian
parent who sends their child to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought
be dragged out into the public square at high noon and shot dead on
the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take all day but it
would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even stoning,
that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome, and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone
to be stoned are the ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic
motherfuckers. They base their lives upon the dung-strewn screed of
ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders who didn't even know that it
wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath their fingernails with
their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested sheep and then they
expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to say in
the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the
drop of a hat when all they have to offer for such obeiscence are
lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry,
greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies, guilt, insurmountable
psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES?????? Yeah, Christianity
sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic plague was "urban
renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
--
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 01:46:14 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect
witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to
beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can
you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing
my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian
parent who sends their child to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought be
dragged out into the public square at high noon and shot dead on the
spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take all day but it would
provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even stoning, that's not
too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's gruesome, and the
irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned are the
ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base
their lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged
goat herders who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the
***** from beneath their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to *****
parasite-infested sheep and then they expect the world to think they
have anything of relevance to say in the 21st century. And then - and
THEN they have the balls to wonder why the world doesn't just bow down
and heed their every whim at the drop of a hat when all they have to
offer for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression,
oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies,
guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES??????
Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free
housing that was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings out...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 03:50:34 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect
witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to
beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN,
can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of
kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any
Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore "retraining"
camp ought be dragged out into the public square at high noon and
shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take all
day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos,
it's gruesome, and the irony is that the ones who usually call for
someone to be stoned are the ones who deserve it most. God damned
sadistic motherfuckers. They base their lives upon the dung-strewn
screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders who didn't even
know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath their
fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep and then they expect the world to think they have anything of
relevance to say in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have
the balls to wonder why the world doesn't just bow down and heed
their every whim at the drop of a hat when all they have to offer
for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression,
oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies,
guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES?????? Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright -
and the bubonic plague was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just
look at all the free housing that was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the *****
of life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with pimples
or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang out.
--
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 06:36:56 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst into
the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect
witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to
beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can
you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of kissing
my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any Christian
parent who sends their child to an off-shore "retraining" camp ought
be dragged out into the public square at high noon and shot dead on
the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take all day but it
would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even stoning,
that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's
gruesome, and the irony is that the ones who usually call for someone
to be stoned are the ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic
motherfuckers. They base their lives upon the dung-strewn screed of
ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders who didn't even know that it
wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath their fingernails with
their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested sheep and then they
expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to say in
the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder
why the world doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the
drop of a hat when all they have to offer for such obeiscence are
lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry,
greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies, guilt, insurmountable
psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES?????? Yeah, Christianity
sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic plague was "urban
renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all the free housing that
was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the ***** of
life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with pimples
or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang out.
I dunno, he's awful shy about expressing himself...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 06:51:31 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:7JudnYYbK-MF_XDfRVn-qg@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying.
"Protect witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be
allowed to beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN
CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of
kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any
Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore
"retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it
might take all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic
relief. Or even stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen
stoning videos, it's gruesome, and the irony is that the ones who
usually call for someone to be stoned are the ones who deserve it
most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They base their lives
upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat
herders who didn't even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the
***** from beneath their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to
***** parasite-infested sheep and then they expect the world to
think they have anything of relevance to say in the 21st century.
And then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder why the world
doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of a
hat when all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies,
hatred, malice, lies, suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry,
greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies, guilt, insurmountable
psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES?????? Yeah,
Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the bubonic
plague was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just look at all
the free housing that was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the
***** of life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings
out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with
pimples or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang out.
I dunno, he's awful shy about expressing himself...
Maybe he has an interesting skeleton in the closet he's afraid to
expose. Is it possible he doesn't like christians?
--
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 07:01:31 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A4B5DCBFB04GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst into
the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:7JudnYYbK-MF_XDfRVn-qg@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect
witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to
beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN,
can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of
kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any
Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore "retraining"
camp ought be dragged out into the public square at high noon and
shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take all
day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos,
it's gruesome, and the irony is that the ones who usually call for
someone to be stoned are the ones who deserve it most. God damned
sadistic motherfuckers. They base their lives upon the dung-strewn
screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders who didn't even
know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath their
fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep and then they expect the world to think they have anything of
relevance to say in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have
the balls to wonder why the world doesn't just bow down and heed
their every whim at the drop of a hat when all they have to offer
for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression,
oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies,
guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES?????? Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright -
and the bubonic plague was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just
look at all the free housing that was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the *****
of life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with
pimples or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang out.
I dunno, he's awful shy about expressing himself...
Maybe he has an interesting skeleton in the closet he's afraid to expose.
Is it possible he doesn't like christians?
He steps around the subject so gently, it's difficult to tell...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 10:31:34 PM |
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On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:01:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster>
wrote:
In episode <Xns96A4B5DCBFB04GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst into
the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:7JudnYYbK-MF_XDfRVn-qg@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying. "Protect
witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even be allowed to
beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN,
can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks of
Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of
kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling? Any
Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore "retraining"
camp ought be dragged out into the public square at high noon and
shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it might take all
day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed comic relief. Or even
stoning, that's not too good for them. I've seen stoning videos,
it's gruesome, and the irony is that the ones who usually call for
someone to be stoned are the ones who deserve it most. God damned
sadistic motherfuckers. They base their lives upon the dung-strewn
screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders who didn't even
know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath their
fingernails with their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested
sheep and then they expect the world to think they have anything of
relevance to say in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have
the balls to wonder why the world doesn't just bow down and heed
their every whim at the drop of a hat when all they have to offer
for such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression,
oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies,
guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I say
LIES?????? Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright -
and the bubonic plague was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just
look at all the free housing that was available after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the *****
of life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with
pimples or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang out.
I dunno, he's awful shy about expressing himself...
Maybe he has an interesting skeleton in the closet he's afraid to expose.
Is it possible he doesn't like christians?
He steps around the subject so gently, it's difficult to tell...
Hey, hey, HEY! I'm quite _grateful_ for Christians! How many ways can I say it
so that it does not offend anyone? Let's see...
"I love Christians - they go great with ketchup!"
"I love Christians, I just hate Christianity." (Love turning their own line
back on them)
"I love Christians. If you tap their heads _just_ right with the tip of a ball
peen hammer, their skulls implode with a most _enchanting_ 'popping' sound.
Somewhat like a vacuum-sealed light bulb..."
"If not for Christians, there would be no Christianity. And _then_ where would
we go to for abuse?"
"If there were no Christians to compare ourselves to, the rest of us would be
unable to realize that we're actually pretty decent human beings!"
"If there were no Christians, who would there be to tell me that I am the vile,
wretched evil disgusting piece of filth that I _so_ enjoy being?"
"If we got rid of Christians, what would we feed the lions?"
<...etc... etc... etc....>
I mean _really_. Shame on you both, misunderstanding me like that...
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
31 Jul 2005 09:17:48 PM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:j35re1htt85f0p0men51iks1610a8pq04f@4ax.com:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:01:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <Xns96A4B5DCBFB04GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:7JudnYYbK-MF_XDfRVn-qg@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights'
upon witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying.
"Protect witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even
be allowed to beat our wives or molest our children anymore -
our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks
of Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor
of kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling?
Any Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore
"retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public square
at high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun.
Sure, it might take all day but it would provide HELLS of
much-needed comic relief. Or even stoning, that's not too good
for them. I've seen stoning videos, it's gruesome, and the
irony is that the ones who usually call for someone to be
stoned are the ones who deserve it most. God damned sadistic
motherfuckers. They base their lives upon the dung-strewn
screed of ancient nomadic bronze-aged goat herders who didn't
even know that it wasn't healthy to scrape the ***** from
beneath their fingernails with their rotting teeth or to *****
parasite-infested sheep and then they expect the world to think
they have anything of relevance to say in the 21st century. And
then - and THEN they have the balls to wonder why the world
doesn't just bow down and heed their every whim at the drop of
a hat when all they have to offer for such obeiscence are lies,
hatred, malice, lies, suppression, oppression, lies, bigotry,
greed, lies, delusion, persecution, lies, guilt, insurmountable
psychological damage and oh, did I say LIES?????? Yeah,
Christianity sure "has a lot to offer", alright - and the
bubonic plague was "urban renewal"! I mean after all, just
look at all the free housing that was available after it was
over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the
***** of life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings
out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with
pimples or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang
out.
I dunno, he's awful shy about expressing himself...
Maybe he has an interesting skeleton in the closet he's afraid to
expose. Is it possible he doesn't like christians?
He steps around the subject so gently, it's difficult to tell...
Hey, hey, HEY! I'm quite _grateful_ for Christians! How many ways
can I say it so that it does not offend anyone? Let's see...
"I love Christians - they go great with ketchup!"
"I love Christians, I just hate Christianity." (Love turning their
own line back on them)
"I love Christians. If you tap their heads _just_ right with the tip
of a ball peen hammer, their skulls implode with a most _enchanting_
'popping' sound. Somewhat like a vacuum-sealed light bulb..."
"If not for Christians, there would be no Christianity. And _then_
where would we go to for abuse?"
"If there were no Christians to compare ourselves to, the rest of us
would be unable to realize that we're actually pretty decent human
beings!"
"If there were no Christians, who would there be to tell me that I am
the vile, wretched evil disgusting piece of filth that I _so_ enjoy
being?"
"If we got rid of Christians, what would we feed the lions?"
<...etc... etc... etc....>
I mean _really_. Shame on you both, misunderstanding me like that...
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
Sorry UB but when you read between the lines in your original post there
is a small but non-trivial indication that christians just may not be
your favourite people.
ps. I'll have to try that ballpien hammer trick. Sounds like a good
party trick.
--
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit the bible.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
01 Aug 2005 12:35:02 PM |
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In episode <Xns96A4CEA984021GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst into
the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:j35re1htt85f0p0men51iks1610a8pq04f@4ax.com:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:01:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <Xns96A4B5DCBFB04GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:7JudnYYbK-MF_XDfRVn-qg@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights' upon
witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as saying.
"Protect witches now and the next thing you know, we won't even
be allowed to beat our wives or molest our children anymore - our
OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH OFFENDS
YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying sacks
of Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve the honor of
kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think they're fooling?
Any Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore
"retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public square at
high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun. Sure, it
might take all day but it would provide HELLS of much-needed
comic relief. Or even stoning, that's not too good for them.
I've seen stoning videos, it's gruesome, and the irony is that
the ones who usually call for someone to be stoned are the ones
who deserve it most. God damned sadistic motherfuckers. They
base their lives upon the dung-strewn screed of ancient nomadic
bronze-aged goat herders who didn't even know that it wasn't
healthy to scrape the ***** from beneath their fingernails with
their rotting teeth or to ***** parasite-infested sheep and then
they expect the world to think they have anything of relevance to
say in the 21st century. And then - and THEN they have the balls
to wonder why the world doesn't just bow down and heed their
every whim at the drop of a hat when all they have to offer for
such obeiscence are lies, hatred, malice, lies, suppression,
oppression, lies, bigotry, greed, lies, delusion, persecution,
lies, guilt, insurmountable psychological damage and oh, did I
say LIES?????? Yeah, Christianity sure "has a lot to offer",
alright - and the bubonic plague was "urban renewal"! I mean
after all, just look at all the free housing that was available
after it was over!
The god-damned mother-fucking delusion-infested freaks are the
***** of life, and BOY does this world need a fucking enema.
You sound just a little bit angry. Has something pissed you off?
I think he should stop repressing so much and let his feelings
out...
I keep telling people that. If you hold it in you'll end up with
pimples or something.
Oh well, maybe someday he'll trust us enough to let it all hang out.
I dunno, he's awful shy about expressing himself...
Maybe he has an interesting skeleton in the closet he's afraid to
expose. Is it possible he doesn't like christians?
He steps around the subject so gently, it's difficult to tell...
Hey, hey, HEY! I'm quite _grateful_ for Christians! How many ways can
I say it so that it does not offend anyone? Let's see...
"I love Christians - they go great with ketchup!"
"I love Christians, I just hate Christianity." (Love turning their own
line back on them)
"I love Christians. If you tap their heads _just_ right with the tip of
a ball peen hammer, their skulls implode with a most _enchanting_
'popping' sound. Somewhat like a vacuum-sealed light bulb..."
"If not for Christians, there would be no Christianity. And _then_
where would we go to for abuse?"
"If there were no Christians to compare ourselves to, the rest of us
would be unable to realize that we're actually pretty decent human
beings!"
"If there were no Christians, who would there be to tell me that I am
the vile, wretched evil disgusting piece of filth that I _so_ enjoy
being?"
"If we got rid of Christians, what would we feed the lions?"
<...etc... etc... etc....>
I mean _really_. Shame on you both, misunderstanding me like that... --
L8r,
Uncle Buck
Sorry UB but when you read between the lines in your original post there
is a small but non-trivial indication that christians just may not be your
favourite people.
It's subtle but it's definitely there. I'm getting worried. Being so
repressed is not good for him!
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: When the first Christian was told it was illegal for him to burn a witch... |
01 Aug 2005 06:51:00 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:n_mdna-m6eLawHPfRVn-1Q@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4CEA984021GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:j35re1htt85f0p0men51iks1610a8pq04f@4ax.com:
On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 19:01:31 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In episode <Xns96A4B5DCBFB04GaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn burst
into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:7JudnYYbK-MF_XDfRVn-qg@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A4972F0861DGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn
burst into the room and exclaimed:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in
news:pK6dnQpLS7jrgXDfRVn-oQ@megapath.net:
In episode <Xns96A46AC6B901CGaryBohn@209.135.99.21>, Gary Bohn
burst into the room and exclaimed:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:ad6qe1pqr5h52rn7at1rnasb8vcguks3a9@4ax.com:
...he rebuked the government for conferring 'special rights'
upon witches. "It's a slippery slope!" he was quoted as
saying. "Protect witches now and the next thing you know, we
won't even be allowed to beat our wives or molest our
children anymore - our OWN CHILDREN, can you imagine!!!????!"
<WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE ALERT! AVERT YOUR GAZE IF SUCH
OFFENDS YOU!!!>
<...there I warned you, now back to it...>
You know, lately, I'm just really fed up with these lying
sacks of Christian *****. Honest. They don't even deserve
the honor of kissing my *****. Who the ***** do they think
they're fooling?
Any Christian parent who sends their child to an off-shore
"retraining" camp ought be dragged out into the public square
at high noon and shot dead on the spot. With a pellet gun.
Sure, it might take all day but it would provide HELLS of
much-needed comic relief. Or even stoning, tha | | | | | | | | | | |
