Brother Ron Boutwell wrote in alt.freemasonry:
Subject: When Will Heidi Klum Complete Her Degree Work?
From: "Ron Boutwell"
Date: 4/26/2004 9:30 AM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <609jc.49909$Yw5.32018@bignews4.bellsouth.net>
Kansan,
I'm really curious. We've all seen a ton of posts here regarding Heidi
Klum. But we've seen no indication with regards to when she plans to
receive her 1st degree in ( I assume) Co-Masonry. Can you give us some
insight here? Also since, for whatever reason, this is all a Masonic topic,
when are we going to get a visit here from Heidi herself? She seems to be a
well spoken woman on TV. I would think she would rather come here and speak
on her own behalf. Or perhaps she would allow a professional publicist to
do it.
Her Imperial Majesty Empress Adelheid II is engaged in many different
projects and does not have the time to enter into Newsgroup discussions. I, as
her husband, can offer some relevant insights, inasmuch as Newsgroup posting is
one of my avocations, in spite of my own very tight Imperial Schedule.
Both Heidi and I happen to be members of Masonic-type secret societies.
I was initiated into the Order of AHEPA in February 1982, at Carnival time,
right after my 29th birthday. (I was born on December 25, 1952). Heidi belongs
to the Rote Funken, the Red Sparks, a secret society that is the oldest
Carnival-organizing club in Cologne, Germany. Heidi was initiated into the
Rote Funken on March 1, 2003, at Carnival time after her 29th birthday, just
like me. (She was born on June 1, 1973, in Gemini, the Twins.)
The number 29 is the approximate number of days in a lunar month, a very
important concept in the Church calendar, relevant to fixing the date for
Easter Sunday every year, our wedding anniversary.
Whether or not Sister Heidi has secretly advanced beyond her entry level
in the Rote Funken as Honorary Lieutenant of the Guard, or whether she secretly
belongs to any other secret societies, I can not discuss that, because then it
would no longer be a secret.
The time of our initiations, Carnival time, is primarily a religious
occasion. After her initiation, Sister Heidi marched with the Rote Funken in
Cologne on Rosenmontag, Rose Monday, the day after the last Sunday of Carnival,
just before the beginning of Lent, the fast that leads to Easter Sunday, our
wedding anniversary:
http://www.faz.net/s/RubCD175863466D41BB9A6A93D460B81174/Doc~E4F1CD7D547D1
4C17B1E23CAC1043E3B2~ATpl~Ecommon~Sdetail_image~Aimg~E8.html?back=/s/RubCD
175863466D41BB9A6A93D460B81174/Doc~E4F1CD7D547D14C17B1E23CAC1043E3B2~ATpl~
Ecommon~Scontent.html
The two men supporting Sister Heidi in the above photograph symbolize the
Twin Forces that support Her Empire: Church and Craft (Freemasonry).
"Kansan1225" <kansan1225@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040426093849.24879.00000272@mb-m18.aol.com...
"Want that thing" wrote:
Subject: Re: Heidi Klum dances "Tsifteteli Tourkiko"
From:
(Wantthatthing)
Date: 4/25/2004 9:48 AM Central Daylight Time
Message-id: <20040425104831.25458.00000314@mb-m29.aol.com>
She's GERMAN not Greek.
(OMG Kansan's gone off the bend)
The Klummidis family comes from Trapezounta, the capital of Pontus,
the
Black Sea coast of today's Turkey. Trapezounta is also known as Trabzon
in
Turkish and Trebizond in English. From there the family migrated to the
ethnic
Austrian region of South Tyrol (in northern Italy today), where they
abbreviated the family name to "Klumm".
Even today, the telephone book for Bozen (Bolzano), the capital of
South
Tyrol, lists a Heinrich Klumm (real name: Aristeidis Klummidis). Later
on,
Heidi's branch of the family migrated to Bergisch Gladbach,Germany, near
Cologne.
There, they further shortened the family name to Klum and Heidi's
grandmother, Eleni Klummidis (Leni Klum) gave birth to Constantine
Klummidis
(Guenther Klum), Heidi's father. Greeks are very traditional with
personal
names and Leni followed the example of her namesake St. Helen, whose son
was
St. Constantine.
Constantine (Guenther) then married Erna (real name: Irene) and
they had
Heidoula Klummidis (Heidi Klum) in Bergisch Gladbach on June 1, 1973.
Please note that the mother of my first wife Dina is named Irene
Kesmetzis and has the same first name and initials as the mother of my
second
wife:
Irene Kesmetzis, IK
Irene Klummidis, IK
The Pontus region is close to the original home of the Greek tribes,
the
steppes of southern Russia, and the Greek people of Pontus have preserved
some
of the oldest Greek words and grammar and their physiognomies have not
been
much altered by admixtures from other nationalities. For example, please
note
the shape of Heidoula's nose:
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9902/16/celeb.model.covers/heidi.klum.jpg
It is perfectly straight and well-shaped and she has inherited it
from
grandma Leni.
Compare her nose to that of the statue of Hermes of Praxiteles:
http://employees.oneonta.edu/farberas/arth/Images/109images/4thc_Hellenist
ic/Praxiteles_Hermes_det2.jpg
This statue of Hermes (Mercury) exemplifies the classical Greek
standard
of beauty and shows what the standard Greek noses of antiquity were like,
before admixtures with Egyptians and Syrians, etc., following the
conquests of
Alexander the Great.
Significantly, my nose and that of our sister Dina have the same
straight
shape, because our origins are from the northern parts of Greece, where
admixtures with other Mediterranean nationalities are less frequent.
Victor and Victoria? ROFLOL Did one of you go in drag?
My name, Nicholas, means "Victor of the people", and Heidi, the No.
1
Archangel of Victoria's Secret, is a "Victoria" in the subconscious mind
of the
public.
And where are the wedding photos? You'd think you'd post some, or they'd
have
made the newspapers. Did she wear a white dress?
Our wedding was a spur of the moment decision and there were no
extensive
preparations. Heidi wishes to keep it secret for the time being and no
photographs will be forthcoming in the near future.
Was Flavio best man?
Signore Briatore was otherwise engaged, trying to break his own
personal
flirt record: according to the German celebrity magazine "Neue Revue"
(April
15, 2004, edition, p. 38), he has been linked to "11 Frauen in 13 Wochen",
or,
"11 women in 13 weeks".
wife Dina matron of honor, and your daughters flower girls? Do tell LOL!
The Czarina Dina attended the wedding ceremony in the company of the
Imperial Princesses, the Czarevicha Caterina and Irenie, the Duchess of
Larisa,
our daughters. Later on, Empress Heidi, Dina, Caterina, Irenie, and I,
Czar
Nicholas III, danced various Greek folk dances, including "Samiotissa", a
Masonic reference to the Pythagorean Theorem and weddings.
And, does this mean you're a polygamist, or a bigamist, or did you get a
quickie Nevada divorce prior to the joyous union?
The inner workings of the Imperial Family constitute privileged
information, that I can not disclose fully, pursuant to the advice of the
Entities.
Suffice it to say, that, as by Grace of God Emperor of All the
Russias,
We, Nicholas III, are Most Puissant, possessing power and authority beyond
ordinary citizens of this Earth.
.
