| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Super Nova" |
| Date: |
01 Jan 2006 10:22:33 PM |
| Object: |
WHEN WILL I GET MY DAM PRAYER !!!!!! |
*Thus spake God's Creator*
I have prayed, and prayed, until I had to buy _NEW_ knee pads
at the local Christian thrift store $26.56 (on sale).
*My prayers are so simple even _GOD_ can understand them*
(1) Give all your kooky ministers a resting place in Heaven... NOW!
(2) Please tell me the winning lottery number 8-)
Then you can go back to _trying_ to find another virgin.
Good Luck,
BTW> Your wine drinking son didn't make it... :-(
God's Creator!
( *Sorry, I don't forgive ****** )
:-)
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