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"Bill" |
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20 Jul 2005 01:27:46 PM |
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WHICH IS THE REAL GOD??? |
There are literally thousands of God beliefs. How do we know which, if any,
is correct and which are fakes???
Each believer thinks his God is the real God and all the others are fakes.
If there is a real God, why does he not tell us directly that he is the real
God and all the others are fakes?
It appears that he is a magical super-being who expects and demands everyone
to believe in him, while carefully concealing all evidence of HIS existence.
There is NO OBJECTIVE VERIFIABLE PROVABLE evidence that any of these Gods
exist. They are all based on people's imaginations and myths. Ancient
documents written by self interested men are not OBJECTIVE VERIFIABLE
PROVABLE evidence. They are merely the subjective OPINIONS of self
interested men.
God belief is synonymous with "I don't know - I don't understand"
Believers assign all phenomena they do not understand to being acts of their
God. When they do not understand some occurrence or phenomena they say God
did it. The more intelligent response would be I don't know or understand.
This is why the more technically educated a person; the less reliant they
are on some God. Most people with substantial technical educations are
usually atheists are agnostics. The more poorly educated tend to be more
reliant on their God for help and guidance in their life.
Unfortunately there is no significant objective evidence that people receive
any real help from their Gods. Only psychotics find imagined help from their
Gods.
The objective evidence is that Gods did not create man, but quite the
contrary; that man created Gods.
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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| Title: Re: WHICH IS THE REAL GOD??? |
20 Jul 2005 03:45:17 PM |
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"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in
news:FFwDe.11920$xn.822@bignews6.bellsouth.net:
There are literally thousands of God beliefs. How do
we know which, if any, is correct and which are fakes???
Here are God's beliefs. All others are incorrect.
Our Bible Based Policy Against The Unsaved
As most churches liberalise themselves and reject the commandments
written by God in the Holy Bible, the Broomleigh Baptist Church continues
to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do. And that is
to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even
a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous.
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ,
hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the
Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this
doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For
he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John 1:9-
11).
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what
fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion
hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or
what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath
the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as
God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be
their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among
them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean
thing; and I will receive you." (2 Corinthians 6:14-17).
We pray that God sends his Holy Spirit upon this Christian Nation and
opens up the hearts of other Bible believing Christians so that they will
adopt the same Bible-based policy that has kept our church strong for
nearly 217 Godly years. For a list of common-sense reasons for keeping
unsaved people out of your church click here
About Us
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We
are 125,000 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Chelmsford,
England and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd
ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 23 paid pastors, 124
paid deacons, 343 full time staff members, BBCA (Broomleigh Baptist
Church Academy), BBCU (Broomleigh Baptist Church University), 12 fully
equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Two 5,000 seat main
sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement
Park (Broomleigh Baptist Church Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A
PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centres, 4 Olympic sized swimming
pools, Broomleigh Baptist Church Village, Broomleigh Baptist Church
Towers, Broomleigh Baptist Church Retirement Community, Centre For 2
Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (a Gated
Christian Community), Exodus Acres (Silver Gated Community), 27
Developments, Broomleigh Baptist Church All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and
Resort Centre, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television
studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Centre for
Social Workers, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8
cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.
A Godly Warning
We Believe in the entire Bible (1611 KJV). We don't throw out the parts
that make us feel uncomfortable, like the book of Leviticus. We bid you
greetings, friend. We do not read, eat, consume, digest, or 'try on' any
product that is not made and manufactured by born-again, Bible believing,
Fundamentalist Baptist Christians, and we would have you know that we
condemn anyone that does, and pray as King David did, 'against them' for
a quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where they can
spend out all eternity honouring our Lord and Maker in a literal lake of
fire, Amen. Please find our site a blessing.
Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie. If the individual is a female, then a
dress not raised over an inch above the knee is acceptable. Clothing is
perhaps the most important thing about being a Christian. If one is not
properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to
appear like.. well then, that person is probably not saved. Our motto is
"get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the
kingdom." Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Broomleigh
Baptist Church will be fined a minimum of £300 per violation. It is a
privilege to be a Christian and we believe it is about time folks started
acting like it.
Christian Behaviour
A man should act like a man, and a woman should act like a woman. That
about sums it up. We will go into further detail here by stating that all
authority is granted to Pastor Richard Frank ***** Foot. This is in full
accordance with Romans 13. If you are not familiar with Romans 13, well
then we suggest you read it. A good ten or twelve readings of Leviticus
wouldn't hurt either. Pastor ***** Foot sometimes uses his godly authority
to invoke the Lord's Law from the Bible in Leviticus. This is sometimes
too much for some folks. If they refuse punishment, then they have the
option of paying a £500 fine plus expenses accrued by the planning
committee of Levitical Law Implementation. If you haven't cracked open a
Bible in a few years.. then Broomleigh Baptist Church is not for you.
General Rules
The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than
£200 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders:
1. failure to attend church on time,
2. failure to attend a church service without written permission from
a pastor or other agreed upon authority,
3. church parking lot violations,
4. single males or females caught in the houses of members of the
opposite sex without proper supervision,
5. out after curfew,
6. failure to tithe,
7. failure to perform Christian Service obligations,
8. use of a church key without proper permission,
9. sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime
oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion
Party regulations,
10. idol worship,
11. inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to
'counter-culture' movement,
12. possession of a beard (except with special permission from Pastor
***** Foot),
13. long earrings on women,
14. use of tampons is strictly prohibited,
15. men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging,
16. possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single
men over the age of 65),
17. failure to identify oneself to a church authority,
18. failure to answer a call slip,
19. witchcraft,
20. dancing and/or skipping,
21. association with Catholics, John Mark "ministries", Presbyterians,
Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity
(unless under supervision by Rev. Dr. Richard Frank ***** Foot),
22. failure to conform to rules and regulations,
23. failure to submit to authority,
24. questioning of church authority,
25. failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week,
26. failure to win at least one soul a week,
27. disrespect,
28. lying (other than in the cause of Broomleigh),
29. stealing,
30. cheating,
31. plotting,
32. failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized,
33. attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and
34. rock music.
General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members
are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours.
Let us note here, 'a Christian who is interested in doing their own
thing, will not feel comfortable at Broomleigh Baptist Church . . ..'
Indeed, we would even go as far to question whether or not that
individual is a Christian to begin with.
Please note - If you do not share all our beliefs,
you are going to burn in Hell forever.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: WHICH IS THE REAL GOD??? |
20 Jul 2005 06:36:00 PM |
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fu> wrote in message
news:Xns9699DD4CA28FEclickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in
news:FFwDe.11920$xn.822@bignews6.bellsouth.net:
There are literally thousands of God beliefs. How do
we know which, if any, is correct and which are fakes???
Here are God's beliefs. All others are incorrect.
Our Bible Based Policy Against The Unsaved
As most churches liberalise themselves and reject the commandments
written by God in the Holy Bible, the Broomleigh Baptist Church continues
to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do. And that is
to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even
a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous.
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ,
hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the
Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this
doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For
he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John 1:9-
11).
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what
fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion
hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or
what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement hath
the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as
God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be
their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among
them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean
thing; and I will receive you." (2 Corinthians 6:14-17).
We pray that God sends his Holy Spirit upon this Christian Nation and
opens up the hearts of other Bible believing Christians so that they will
adopt the same Bible-based policy that has kept our church strong for
nearly 217 Godly years. For a list of common-sense reasons for keeping
unsaved people out of your church click here
About Us
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We
are 125,000 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Chelmsford,
England and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country you'd
ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 23 paid pastors, 124
paid deacons, 343 full time staff members, BBCA (Broomleigh Baptist
Church Academy), BBCU (Broomleigh Baptist Church University), 12 fully
equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Two 5,000 seat main
sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement
Park (Broomleigh Baptist Church Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A
PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centres, 4 Olympic sized swimming
pools, Broomleigh Baptist Church Village, Broomleigh Baptist Church
Towers, Broomleigh Baptist Church Retirement Community, Centre For 2
Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (a Gated
Christian Community), Exodus Acres (Silver Gated Community), 27
Developments, Broomleigh Baptist Church All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa and
Resort Centre, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television
studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Centre for
Social Workers, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8
cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.
A Godly Warning
We Believe in the entire Bible (1611 KJV). We don't throw out the parts
that make us feel uncomfortable, like the book of Leviticus. We bid you
greetings, friend. We do not read, eat, consume, digest, or 'try on' any
product that is not made and manufactured by born-again, Bible believing,
Fundamentalist Baptist Christians, and we would have you know that we
condemn anyone that does, and pray as King David did, 'against them' for
a quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where they can
spend out all eternity honouring our Lord and Maker in a literal lake of
fire, Amen. Please find our site a blessing.
Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie. If the individual is a female, then a
dress not raised over an inch above the knee is acceptable. Clothing is
perhaps the most important thing about being a Christian. If one is not
properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to
appear like.. well then, that person is probably not saved. Our motto is
"get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the
kingdom." Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Broomleigh
Baptist Church will be fined a minimum of £300 per violation. It is a
privilege to be a Christian and we believe it is about time folks started
acting like it.
Christian Behaviour
A man should act like a man, and a woman should act like a woman. That
about sums it up. We will go into further detail here by stating that all
authority is granted to Pastor Richard Frank ***** Foot. This is in full
accordance with Romans 13. If you are not familiar with Romans 13, well
then we suggest you read it. A good ten or twelve readings of Leviticus
wouldn't hurt either. Pastor ***** Foot sometimes uses his godly authority
to invoke the Lord's Law from the Bible in Leviticus. This is sometimes
too much for some folks. If they refuse punishment, then they have the
option of paying a £500 fine plus expenses accrued by the planning
committee of Levitical Law Implementation. If you haven't cracked open a
Bible in a few years.. then Broomleigh Baptist Church is not for you.
General Rules
The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than
£200 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders:
1. failure to attend church on time,
2. failure to attend a church service without written permission from
a pastor or other agreed upon authority,
3. church parking lot violations,
4. single males or females caught in the houses of members of the
opposite sex without proper supervision,
5. out after curfew,
6. failure to tithe,
7. failure to perform Christian Service obligations,
8. use of a church key without proper permission,
9. sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime
oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion
Party regulations,
10. idol worship,
11. inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to
'counter-culture' movement,
12. possession of a beard (except with special permission from Pastor
***** Foot),
13. long earrings on women,
14. use of tampons is strictly prohibited,
15. men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging,
16. possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single
men over the age of 65),
17. failure to identify oneself to a church authority,
18. failure to answer a call slip,
19. witchcraft,
20. dancing and/or skipping,
21. association with Catholics, John Mark "ministries", Presbyterians,
Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult activity
(unless under supervision by Rev. Dr. Richard Frank ***** Foot),
22. failure to conform to rules and regulations,
23. failure to submit to authority,
24. questioning of church authority,
25. failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week,
26. failure to win at least one soul a week,
27. disrespect,
28. lying (other than in the cause of Broomleigh),
29. stealing,
30. cheating,
31. plotting,
32. failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized,
33. attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and
34. rock music.
General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members
are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours.
Let us note here, 'a Christian who is interested in doing their own
thing, will not feel comfortable at Broomleigh Baptist Church . . ..'
Indeed, we would even go as far to question whether or not that
individual is a Christian to begin with.
Please note - If you do not share all our beliefs,
you are going to burn in Hell forever.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
I am going to put this in the most polite way I can: "You People Are Nuts!"
Greywolf
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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| Title: Re: WHICH IS THE REAL GOD??? |
20 Jul 2005 08:29:00 PM |
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in
news:11dtnvalc98g8e2@corp.supernews.com:
I am going to put this in the most polite
way I can: "You People Are Nuts!"
Well I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to spend eternity burning in
hell, being sodomised by Satan, and having your flesh gnawed by deranged
beasts the dear Lord Jesus made specifically for the purpose.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: WHICH IS THE REAL GOD??? |
20 Jul 2005 11:58:22 PM |
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa> wrote in message
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in
news:11dtnvalc98g8e2@corp.supernews.com:
I am going to put this in the most polite
way I can: "You People Are Nuts!"
Well I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to spend eternity burning in
hell, being sodomised by Satan, and having your flesh gnawed by deranged
beasts the dear Lord Jesus made specifically for the purpose.
Is that all? I thought hell was gonna be rough. Hell, that's a walk in the
park for *me*.
Greywolf
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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21 Jul 2005 03:53:01 AM |
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in
news:11duarap4k0mmd6@corp.supernews.com:
Is that all? I thought hell was gonna be rough.
Hell, that's a walk in the park for *me*.
Greywolf
Here's the bad bit. You're going to share Hell with failed evangelical
Christians.
Now, about those tithes you owe the dear Lord Jesus.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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21 Jul 2005 01:35:29 PM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
Greywolf wrote:
Is that all? I thought hell was gonna be rough. Hell, that's a
walk in the park for *me*.
Here's the bad bit. You're going to share Hell with failed
evangelical Christians.
Only if he wants to. Oh, sure, most new arrivals decide to spend a
few millennia in the pit just for the novelty of it, but that
wears thin for most pretty quickly.
Some of the Christians don't want out, and the other are too
stupid to find the door--that's usually the evangelicals. *****,
it's only behind the ``THIS WAY OUT'' in 666-foot white-hot
flaming letters! Who could miss it?
But that's okay. They're happier there, and we don't want 'em
here. Too noisy. And they smell. And we don't have much need for
cowherds, either.
Cheers,
b&
--
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
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| User: "Pastor Richard Dick Foot " |
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21 Jul 2005 10:48:12 PM |
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Ben Goren <ben@trumpetpower.com> wrote in news:42dfebed$1_1@spool9-
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Some of the Christians don't want out,
There are no gay Christians, so no one to get out. "If a man also lieth
with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an
abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon
them" (Leviticus 20:13).
You may have heard it said, "there are no cottages in south Chelmsford."
This is rubbish.
Southern Chelmsford has plenty of fine and delightful cottages. South
Chelmsford has no cottaging, since we, in God's True Christian® Church,
started enforcing Leviticus Law, modernised, with guns and bullets.
Praise the Lord.
And we don't have much need for
cowherds, either.
You mean people who follow each other into the Satanic philosophy of
thinking for themselves?
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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21 Jul 2005 11:43:19 PM |
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Pastor Richard ***** Foot wrote:
And we don't have much need for cowherds, either.
You mean people who follow each other into the Satanic
philosophy of thinking for themselves?
Well, yeah--that's my philosophy, of course. It's just that we
ain't got no sacred cows 'round here, so no need to herd 'em.
/Cat/herds, now...just can't seem to find enough....
Cheers,
b&
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| User: "James" |
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21 Jul 2005 01:40:56 AM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in
news:11dtnvalc98g8e2@corp.supernews.com:
I am going to put this in the most polite
way I can: "You People Are Nuts!"
Well I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to spend eternity burning in
hell, being sodomised by Satan, and having your flesh gnawed by deranged
beasts the dear Lord Jesus made specifically for the purpose.
On the upshot, there wouldn't be any Christians.
--
James B
aa #944
"Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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| User: "Richard Frank Dick Foot" |
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21 Jul 2005 03:55:37 AM |
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James <spamblock@com.com> wrote in
news:11dugrdr8cbiq06@corp.supernews.com:
On the upshot, there wouldn't be any Christians.
You will be pleading with us True Christians in heaven, for an oh-so-
cooling golden shower; you'll get a lump of blue ice at Christmas, two if
united win the cup.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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20 Jul 2005 08:54:09 PM |
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Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
Greywolf wrote:
I am going to put this in the most polite way I can: "You
People Are Nuts!"
Well I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to spend eternity
burning in hell, being sodomised by Satan, and having your flesh
gnawed by deranged beasts the dear Lord Jesus made specifically
for the purpose.
Why would I want to sodomize Greywolf? *****, I'm not even into
anal sex--let alone gay anal sex.
Stop spreading lies, or I'll bring you home early.
Cheers,
b&
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All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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21 Jul 2005 07:51:45 AM |
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"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in message
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
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"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in
news:FFwDe.11920$xn.822@bignews6.bellsouth.net:
There are literally thousands of God beliefs. How do
we know which, if any, is correct and which are fakes???
Here are God's beliefs. All others are incorrect.
Our Bible Based Policy Against The Unsaved
As most churches liberalise themselves and reject the commandments
written by God in the Holy Bible, the Broomleigh Baptist Church
continues
to do exactly what scripture teaches every Christian to do. And that is
to keep the temple of the living God a clean vessel, untarnished by even
a hint of fellowship with the unrighteous.
"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ,
hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both
the
Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this
doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
For
he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" (2 John
1:9-
11).
"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what
fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion
hath light with darkness? And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or
what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? And what agreement
hath
the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God;
as
God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be
their God, and they shall be my people. Wherefore come out from among
them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean
thing; and I will receive you." (2 Corinthians 6:14-17).
We pray that God sends his Holy Spirit upon this Christian Nation and
opens up the hearts of other Bible believing Christians so that they
will
adopt the same Bible-based policy that has kept our church strong for
nearly 217 Godly years. For a list of common-sense reasons for keeping
unsaved people out of your church click here
About Us
We are a Bible believing, Fundamentalist, Independent Baptist Church. We
are 125,000 members strong. Our Church Campus is located in Chelmsford,
England and rests on 35 acres of some of the most beautiful country
you'd
ever care to set your eyes upon. Our church holds 23 paid pastors, 124
paid deacons, 343 full time staff members, BBCA (Broomleigh Baptist
Church Academy), BBCU (Broomleigh Baptist Church University), 12 fully
equipped chapels, Four 2,000 seat sanctuaries, Two 5,000 seat main
sanctuaries, the world's largest Christian Mall, a Christian Amusement
Park (Broomleigh Baptist Church Bible Theme Park and Red Sea World), A
PGA 18 Hole Golf Course, 3 Fitness Centres, 4 Olympic sized swimming
pools, Broomleigh Baptist Church Village, Broomleigh Baptist Church
Towers, Broomleigh Baptist Church Retirement Community, Centre For 2
Churches On Every City Block Foundation, Leviticus Landing (a Gated
Christian Community), Exodus Acres (Silver Gated Community), 27
Developments, Broomleigh Baptist Church All Purpose Multi-Temple, Spa
and
Resort Centre, Fire Department, 100,000 seat amphitheater, 12 Television
studios, 2 radio stations, A Christian Circus Camp, Retreat Centre for
Social Workers, 3 Corporate Christian Office Parks, hot springs, 8
cemeteries, and 243 fully certified Christian police officers.
A Godly Warning
We Believe in the entire Bible (1611 KJV). We don't throw out the parts
that make us feel uncomfortable, like the book of Leviticus. We bid you
greetings, friend. We do not read, eat, consume, digest, or 'try on'
any
product that is not made and manufactured by born-again, Bible
believing,
Fundamentalist Baptist Christians, and we would have you know that we
condemn anyone that does, and pray as King David did, 'against them' for
a quick end and a speedy journey to a very hot place, where they can
spend out all eternity honouring our Lord and Maker in a literal lake of
fire, Amen. Please find our site a blessing.
Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie. If the individual is a female, then a
dress not raised over an inch above the knee is acceptable. Clothing is
perhaps the most important thing about being a Christian. If one is not
properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to
appear like.. well then, that person is probably not saved. Our motto is
"get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the
kingdom." Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Broomleigh
Baptist Church will be fined a minimum of £300 per violation. It is a
privilege to be a Christian and we believe it is about time folks
started
acting like it.
Christian Behaviour
A man should act like a man, and a woman should act like a woman. That
about sums it up. We will go into further detail here by stating that
all
authority is granted to Pastor Richard Frank ***** Foot. This is in full
accordance with Romans 13. If you are not familiar with Romans 13, well
then we suggest you read it. A good ten or twelve readings of Leviticus
wouldn't hurt either. Pastor ***** Foot sometimes uses his godly
authority
to invoke the Lord's Law from the Bible in Leviticus. This is sometimes
too much for some folks. If they refuse punishment, then they have the
option of paying a £500 fine plus expenses accrued by the planning
committee of Levitical Law Implementation. If you haven't cracked open a
Bible in a few years.. then Broomleigh Baptist Church is not for you.
General Rules
The following violations will result in a monetary fine of no less than
£200 as to be determined by Church Pastors and Elders:
1. failure to attend church on time,
2. failure to attend a church service without written permission from
a pastor or other agreed upon authority,
3. church parking lot violations,
4. single males or females caught in the houses of members of the
opposite sex without proper supervision,
5. out after curfew,
6. failure to tithe,
7. failure to perform Christian Service obligations,
8. use of a church key without proper permission,
9. sleeping and/or horseplay during church services, reading of 'crime
oriented' comic books, possession of alcohol outside of Post Communion
Party regulations,
10. idol worship,
11. inappropriate dress in town or in church, dress related to
'counter-culture' movement,
12. possession of a beard (except with special permission from Pastor
***** Foot),
13. long earrings on women,
14. use of tampons is strictly prohibited,
15. men with earrings or jewelry of any kind, hugging,
16. possession of pornographic material (except for widowed or single
men over the age of 65),
17. failure to identify oneself to a church authority,
18. failure to answer a call slip,
19. witchcraft,
20. dancing and/or skipping,
21. association with Catholics, John Mark "ministries", Presbyterians,
Mormons, Methodists, Unitarians, Episkypols, or any other occult
activity
(unless under supervision by Rev. Dr. Richard Frank ***** Foot),
22. failure to conform to rules and regulations,
23. failure to submit to authority,
24. questioning of church authority,
25. failure to bring at least one new guest to church a week,
26. failure to win at least one soul a week,
27. disrespect,
28. lying (other than in the cause of Broomleigh),
29. stealing,
30. cheating,
31. plotting,
32. failure to have a demon-possessed infant sterilized,
33. attendance at non-Christian owned picture houses, and
34. rock music.
General Rules are subject to change at any time without notice. Members
are expected to find out what the new rules are within two hours.
Let us note here, 'a Christian who is interested in doing their own
thing, will not feel comfortable at Broomleigh Baptist Church . . ..'
Indeed, we would even go as far to question whether or not that
individual is a Christian to begin with.
Please note - If you do not share all our beliefs,
you are going to burn in Hell forever.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
I am going to put this in the most polite way I can: "You People Are
Nuts!"
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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21 Jul 2005 08:14:10 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3k9k4qFrf0vbU2@individual.net:
http://www.broomleigh.com/
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
Have they been plagiarising my work again?
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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21 Jul 2005 08:17:25 AM |
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On 21 Jul 2005 13:14:10 GMT in alt.atheism, Richard Frank ***** Foot
("Richard Frank ***** Foot"
< emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.fa>) said,
directing the reply to alt.atheism
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3k9k4qFrf0vbU2@individual.net:
http://www.broomleigh.com/
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
Have they been plagiarising my work again?
I have to say I was fooled the first time I read yours, and am quite
impressed in as much as you keep in character supremely well.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
#442. Want food NOW? Then try http://www.rtios.com/
- Yep, currently under test... Your opinion welcome.
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21 Jul 2005 11:12:35 PM |
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Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in
news:d28vd198m7cfms6p3afumsnp5uhpeqh9su@4ax.com:
I have to say I was fooled the first time
I read yours, and am quite impressed in as
much as you keep in character supremely well.
Kind of you to say.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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21 Jul 2005 09:19:32 AM |
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"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa> wrote in message
news:Xns969A90D36E71Fclickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:3k9k4qFrf0vbU2@individual.net:
http://www.broomleigh.com/
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
Have they been plagiarising my work again?
Yes! You must come across the pond and smite them! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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22 Jul 2005 02:05:34 AM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:3k9p9dFs81p3U1
@individual.net:
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
Have they been plagiarising my work again?
Yes! You must come across the pond and smite them! :)
They must know all my passwords, because they edit my new articles,
replacing British spellings with the US variant on the English language.
Some people would call me a liar, but not you, brother.
--
Rev Dr Pastor ***** F Foot MA, DD, FFD
The Guardian of English Christianity
Broomleigh Baptist Church AG (Zürich)
111 Lime Walk, Chelmsford CM2 9NJ, Great Britain
http://www.broomleigh.com/
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22 Jul 2005 08:26:08 AM |
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"Pastor Richard ***** Foot " < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
..info.fa> wrote in message
news:Xns969B5255F95F7clickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in news:3k9p9dFs81p3U1
@individual.net:
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
Have they been plagiarising my work again?
Yes! You must come across the pond and smite them! :)
They must know all my passwords, because they edit my new articles,
replacing British spellings with the US variant on the English language.
Some people would call me a liar, but not you, brother.
Brother? I must inform my husband ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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21 Jul 2005 01:38:05 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Richard Frank ***** Foot wrote:
Robibnikoff wrote:
Ahem, think Landover Baptist ;)
Have they been plagiarising my work again?
Yes! You must come across the pond and smite them! :)
Oh, yes! I haven't been to a good smiting in /ages./ And an
intercontinental one, to boot!
Cheers,
b&
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All but God can prove this sentence true.
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21 Jul 2005 12:08:41 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3k9k4qFrf0vbU2@individual.net...
"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in message
news:11dtnvalc98g8e2@corp.supernews.com...
"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
.info.fu> wrote in message
news:Xns9699DD4CA28FEclickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in
news:FFwDe.11920$xn.822@bignews6.bellsouth.net:
There are literally thousands of God beliefs. How do
we know which, if any, is correct and which are fakes???
Here are God's beliefs. All others are incorrect.
Our Bible Based Policy Against The Unsaved
As most churches liberalise themselves and reject the commandments
written by God in the Holy Bible, the Broomleigh Baptist Church
continues
Is this the same guy who used to post on usenet about being persecuted by
Broomleigh Council?
His satire is a little obscure, but quite funny when you realise it's
satire.
--
Steve O
Atheist freethinker
Atheist list #2240
"Of all the tyrannies that afflict mankind, tyranny in religion is the
worst.
Every other species of tyranny is limited to the world we live in, but this
attempts a stride beyond the grave and seeks to pursue us into eternity."
- Thomas Paine
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21 Jul 2005 12:13:13 PM |
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"Steve O" <stoboyle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3ka357Ft70csU1@individual.net...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:3k9k4qFrf0vbU2@individual.net...
"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in message
news:11dtnvalc98g8e2@corp.supernews.com...
"Richard Frank ***** Foot" < emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname
.info.fu> wrote in message
news:Xns9699DD4CA28FEclickmailwebsite@127.0.0.1...
"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in
news:FFwDe.11920$xn.822@bignews6.bellsouth.net:
There are literally thousands of God beliefs. How do
we know which, if any, is correct and which are fakes???
Here are God's beliefs. All others are incorrect.
Our Bible Based Policy Against The Unsaved
As most churches liberalise themselves and reject the commandments
written by God in the Holy Bible, the Broomleigh Baptist Church
continues
Is this the same guy who used to post on usenet about being persecuted by
Broomleigh Council?
His satire is a little obscure, but quite funny when you realise it's
satire.
Ah yes... here it is ... it was Broomleigh Housing Association not
Broomleigh Council.
Apparently, the reverend thinks the Housing Association are trying to kill
him.
http://www.broomleigh.com/biografs/default.htm
--
Steve O
Atheist freethinker
Atheist list #2240
"Of all the tyrannies that afflict mankind, tyranny in religion is the
worst.
Every other species of tyranny is limited to the world we live in, but this
attempts a stride beyond the grave and seeks to pursue us into eternity."
- Thomas Paine
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20 Jul 2005 04:38:41 PM |
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on 20 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Frank ***** Foot
( emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.fu) made the light
shine upon us with this:
Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie.
I get it now. This is parody. Har.
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Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
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21 Jul 2005 07:42:41 AM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9699951B13724vicman@127.0.0.1...
on 20 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Frank ***** Foot
( emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.fu) made the light
shine upon us with this:
Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie.
I get it now. This is parody. Har.
Yeah, this chucklehead has a website along the lines of Landover Baptist ;)
He sure gets them riled in alt.religion.christian.baptist. It's hilarious
:)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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22 Jul 2005 03:45:40 AM |
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on 20 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Frank ***** Foot
( emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.fu) made the light
shine upon us with this:
Re: Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie.
Yes. But only after discharging his tithing obligations first. There are
more blessings in tithing, than in owning a new polyester suit and tie.
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22 Jul 2005 02:26:05 PM |
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"Pastor Frank" <PastorFrank@christfirst.edu> wrote in message
news:81a3b$42e0b5fc$d1d89a56$2943@PRIMUS.CA...
on 20 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Frank ***** Foot
( emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.fu) made the light
shine upon us with this:
Re: Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie.
Yes. But only after discharging his tithing obligations first. There
are more blessings in tithing, than in owning a new polyester suit and
tie.
Yes! The preacher says you can buy your way to his heaven!
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23 Jul 2005 06:56:29 AM |
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"Bill" <wmech@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:6IbEe.22334$dz.1980@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
"Pastor Frank" <PastorFrank@christfirst.edu> wrote in message
news:81a3b$42e0b5fc$d1d89a56$2943@PRIMUS.CA...
on 20 Jul 2005 in alt.atheism, dear sweet Richard Frank ***** Foot
( emaildickat@broomleighdotorgorcomorname .info.fu) made the light
shine upon us with this:
Re: Christian Attire
We believe that when a person first gets saved, the first thing they
should do is buy a suit and a tie.
Yes. But only after discharging his tithing obligations first. There
are more blessings in tithing, than in owning a new polyester suit and
tie.
Yes! The preacher says you can buy your way to his heaven!
Yes. But who wants to go to Polyester heaven?
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24 Jul 2005 01:49:02 AM |
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"Pastor Frank" <PastorFrank@christfirst.edu> wrote in
news:cb237$42e2e61d$d1d89aba$10818@PRIMUS.CA:
Yes. But who wants to go to Polyester heaven?
If you're there, no one.
If you're not there, everyone.
--
Pastor Frank Bernhard Schornak
Broomleigh Evangelische Kirche GmbH (Zurich)
Hardenbergstr. 14, D-Augsburg 86165, Germany
+ 49 - 0821 - 729 87 83
http://www.pastorfrank.broomleigh.com/
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24 Jul 2005 03:31:37 AM |
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"Pastor Frank" < > wrote in message
news:Xns969D4F8A33F09PFchristfirstcom@127.0.0.1...
"Pastor Frank" < > wrote in
news:cb237$42e2e61d$d1d89aba$10818@PRIMUS.CA:
Yes. But who wants to go to Polyester heaven?
If you're there, no one.
If you're not there, everyone.
--
Pastor Frank Bernhard Schornak
Broomleigh Evangelische Kirche GmbH (Zurich)
Hardenbergstr. 14, D-Augsburg 86165, Germany
+ 49 - 0821 - 729 87 83
http://www.pastorfrank.broomleigh.com/
Stop posting in mine and/or Schornak's names, ***** Foot. It's not
funny!!!
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24 Jul 2005 09:33:12 PM |
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"Pastor Frank" <PastorFrank@christfirst.edu> wrote
in news:1095d$42e44278$d1d89a48$1613@PRIMUS.CA:
Stop posting in mine and/or Schornak's
names, ***** Foot. It's not funny!!!
You should stop posting altogether. You are capable of far better, and of
doing it in your own name.
Stay away from Christians, as we have a certain obligation towards people
like you, fake Pastor Frank. "If a man also lieth with mankind, as he
lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall
surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13).
Where is Flevoland?
Please disregard the fake Pastor Frank.
--
Pastor Frank Bernhard Schornak
Broomleigh Evangelische Kirche GmbH (Zurich)
Hardenbergstr. 14, D-Augsburg 86165, Germany
+ 49 - 0821 - 729 87 83
http://www.pastorfrank.broomleigh.com/
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24 Jul 2005 11:33:51 PM |
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"Pastor Frank" < > wrote in message
news:Xns969E24246C6C6PFchristfirstcom@127.0.0.1...
"Pastor Frank" <PastorFrank@christfirst.edu> wrote
in news:1095d$42e44278$d1d89a48$1613@PRIMUS.CA:
Stop posting in mine and/or Schornak's
names, ***** Foot. It's not funny!!!
You should stop posting altogether. You are capable of far better, and of
doing it in your own name.
Stay away from Christians, as we have a certain obligation towards people
like you, fake Pastor Frank. "If a man also lieth with mankind, as he
lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall
surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13).
Where is Flevoland?
Please disregard the fake Pastor Frank.
--
Pastor Frank Bernhard Schornak
Broomleigh Evangelische Kirche GmbH (Zurich)
Hardenbergstr. 14, D-Augsburg 86165, Germany
+ 49 - 0821 - 729 87 83
http://www.pastorfrank.broomleigh.com/
Stop posting in mine and/or Schornak's names, ***** Foot. It's not
funny!!!
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