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"Freedom Fries" |
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04 May 2005 02:10:29 AM |
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Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be interference from
his disciples.
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| User: "Dennis" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
06 May 2005 09:47:33 AM |
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"Freedom Fries" <FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> You're
digging it round, when it aughta Be SQUARE
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be interference from
his disciples.
but in baseball Jesus would win....
he Saves...
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"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Education is the progressive discovery of our own Ignorance" - Will Durant
"We are drowning in information, while starving for wisdom." - E.O. Wilson
"the glass is not only half full the first half was delicious" --Me
To Reply: Scrape off the end bits...
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 08:07:48 PM |
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"Freedom Fries" <FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> wrote in
news:427874e1_2@x-privat.org:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily. Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this
fight would last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s.
Muhammad equals Tyson Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only
hope would be interference from his disciples.
What's with these weenie gods. Lets get Thor and Quezelcoatl in there and
kick some serious *****.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "French" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 08:09:50 AM |
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"Freedom Fries" > I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather
quickly and easily. Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back.>>
True. I wonder if Jesus got raped when he was in prison. He had a Prison
***** personality and a faggoty look (in the movies).
Muhammad would have fucked him in the ***** and then killed him. Sort of like
Mike Tyson. If Jesus & Moe had lived in the same time and met back in that
era, nobody would have heard of Jesus at all.
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| User: "Freedom Fries" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
05 May 2005 01:28:45 AM |
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"French" <french@frord.com> wrote in message
news:WO3ee.296$Go.136@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
"Freedom Fries" > I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather
quickly and easily. Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back.>>
True. I wonder if Jesus got raped when he was in prison.
Doubtful. He would have given it up willingly.
He had a Prison
***** personality and a faggoty look (in the movies).
Yeah he always looks like a hippy folk music guitar player, they're *****
faggots just like Jesus.
Muhammad would have fucked him in the ***** and then killed him. Sort of
like
Mike Tyson. If Jesus & Moe had lived in the same time and met back in that
era, nobody would have heard of Jesus at all.
Well that would have sucked. That would mean no passion of the christ. I
love masturbating to that movie.
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| User: "Pope Ominous the 69th - Love slave of GoGoGadget Girl" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 08:29:44 AM |
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Moses would own em both
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| User: "" |
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04 May 2005 10:02:10 AM |
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They would both job to Buddah's Big Splash.--Joe (n.j.( [mWo]
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| User: "Joshua" |
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04 May 2005 12:10:11 PM |
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wrote:
They would both job to Buddah's Big Splash.--Joe (n.j.( [mWo]
Hey, what about Sea-man?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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04 May 2005 03:18:33 PM |
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Joshua wrote:
jslater@utnet.utoledo.edu wrote:
They would both job to Buddah's Big Splash.--Joe (n.j.( [mWo]
Hey, what about Sea-man?
Doc Savage would win.
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| User: "Pope Ominous the 69th - Love slave of GoGoGadget Girl" |
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04 May 2005 12:31:59 PM |
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Moses would freak out Mohammed with his signature plagues.
Jesus and Moses would then double team Mohammed until ganesh made the
save
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| User: "Mark Outrage" |
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04 May 2005 11:05:49 AM |
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in <1115218799.385146.152940@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
<> said:
They would both job to Buddah's Big Splash.--Joe (n.j.( [mWo]
Quetzlcoatl (with the dragon sleeper) says "sssssssssssss"
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| User: "someone4" |
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04 May 2005 07:00:27 PM |
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I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight
would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals
Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be
interference from
his disciples.
It would be a draw, they wouldn't fight, they were both religious men.
The crowd would get bored while they both sat down and talked.
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| User: "Bob Barnett" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 07:01:23 PM |
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someone4 wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight
would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals
Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be
interference from
his disciples.
It would be a draw, they wouldn't fight, they were both religious men.
The crowd would get bored while they both sat down and talked.
Mo would hide gimmicks under the raghead
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| User: "someone4" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 07:09:33 PM |
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It would be a draw, they wouldn't fight, they were both religious men.
The atheist crowd would get bored while they both sat down and talked.
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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05 May 2005 07:14:26 AM |
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In article <1115251773.018522.131880@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
glenn.spigel4@btinternet.com says...
It would be a draw, they wouldn't fight, they were both religious men.
Considering how well their respective followers get along - I don't
think so!
The atheist crowd would get bored while they both sat down and talked.
Atheist crowd? We wouldn't be slightly interested. I think the
christians and muslims would be howling for blood.
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
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CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "Pope GregoryD" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 04:34:53 PM |
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Freedom Fries knelt and kissed my pinky ring before declaring:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be interference
from his disciples.
Jesus whooped a whole temple worth of moneychanger's asses. Muhammed =
Glass Joe.
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Pope GregoryD
Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili
Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 05:28:17 AM |
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Freedom Fries wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight
would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals
Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be
interference from
his disciples.
Mehammad wasn't a warrior...he was a merchant. If he was sellin' in
the Temple Jeebus would whip his *****.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
05 May 2005 10:53:26 AM |
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Freedom Fries wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight
would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals
Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be
interference from
his disciples.
Your Jesus VS Mohammad is meaningless.
It is like saying Jesus vs Christ/Messiah.
Unless you wan to tell me you have no idea what Messiah/Christ
is attached to Jesus' name for.
A rose is a rose in any language.
Not-Easily-Duped
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| User: "wcb" |
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04 May 2005 04:39:59 PM |
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Freedom Fries wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be interference
from his disciples.
Mohammed is your typical ***** cult leader.
He's too wuss to do anything personal, but talks
some goon into doing his dirty work for him.
I can recall of nothing violent that Mohammed did personally.
Jesus on the other hand took a home made whip
and made mince meat of of the money lenders in the
temple.
I suspect Jesus would make another whip of cords
out of whatever was laying around and would whip Mohammed
til he cried like a schoolgirl.
--
When I shake my killfile, I can hear them buzzing!
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "Drone" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 06:32:20 PM |
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"wcb" <> I suspect Jesus would make another whip of cords
out of whatever was laying around and would whip Mohammed
til he cried like a schoolgirl.>
If he considered Moe a false prophet, Jesus might invite the crowd to stone
Moe to death, or maybe let Lazarus infect Moe with some Leprosy.
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| User: "Freedom Fries" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
05 May 2005 01:31:33 AM |
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"wcb" <wbarwell@mylinuxisp.com> wrote in message
news:117ifrnbrj8lk68@corp.supernews.com...
Freedom Fries wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back. It's unlikely this fight
would
last longer than a Mike Tyson fight during the 80s. Muhammad equals
Tyson
Jesus would equal Michael Spinks. Jesus only hope would be interference
from his disciples.
Mohammed is your typical ***** cult leader.
He's too wuss to do anything personal, but talks
some goon into doing his dirty work for him.
I can recall of nothing violent that Mohammed did personally.
Jesus on the other hand took a home made whip
and made mince meat of of the money lenders in the
temple.
Muhammad would beat Jesus to death with a leper and then have a feast of
leper scabs that he forced Jesus to turn into potato chips before killing
him.
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| User: "Google Beta User" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 04:34:47 AM |
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Jesus = God, so Jesus.
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| User: "Peter" |
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04 May 2005 06:46:55 PM |
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On Wed, 4 May 2005 03:10:29 -0400, "Freedom Fries"
<FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back.
There would be no fight, because Muhammad regards Jesus as a prophet.
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| User: "" |
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04 May 2005 06:49:18 PM |
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Peter wrote:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 03:10:29 -0400, "Freedom Fries"
<FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back.
There would be no fight, because Muhammad regards Jesus as a prophet.
Unless Jesus claimed to be the Son of God.....Muhammad would consider
that blasphemy.
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| User: "Bob Barnett" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 06:54:53 PM |
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wrote:
Peter wrote:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 03:10:29 -0400, "Freedom Fries"
<FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back.
There would be no fight, because Muhammad regards Jesus as a prophet.
Unless Jesus claimed to be the Son of God.....Muhammad would consider
that blasphemy.
Jesus's nail holes would play havoc w his punching power
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| User: "Pope GregoryD" |
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| Title: Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad? |
04 May 2005 04:33:44 PM |
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Bob Barnett knelt and kissed my pinky ring before declaring:
deemsbill@aol.com wrote:
Peter wrote:
On Wed, 4 May 2005 03:10:29 -0400, "Freedom Fries"
<FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> wrote:
I think the Prophet Muhammad could beat Jesus rather quickly and
easily.
Jesus was a ***** and wouldn't fight back.
There would be no fight, because Muhammad regards Jesus as a prophet.
Unless Jesus claimed to be the Son of God.....Muhammad would consider
that blasphemy.
Jesus's nail holes would play havoc w his punching power
Maybe, but we know he can get up for the 3 count.
--
Pope GregoryD
Founder of Opus Hogan, Patriarch of the West Coast, Vicarius Fili
Hulkster, Successor of the Mouth, Primate and Archbishop of Venice Beach
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| User: "Guardian Pegasus" |
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07 May 2005 08:00:41 AM |
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On Wed, 4 May 2005 03:10:29 -0400, "Freedom Fries"
<FrenchFriesAreFromBelguim@dumbamericans.com> wrote:
Re: Who Would Win in a Fight, Jesus vs Prophet Muhammad?
The human race.
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