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"snex" |
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19 May 2006 06:22:07 PM |
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why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 09:32:31 AM |
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"snex" <snex@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1148080927.031617.276730@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
Splinters
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| User: "Jeff White" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 02:37:34 AM |
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"snex" <snex@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:1148080927.031617.276730@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
might i remind you that there are such things as wooden dildos.
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
19 May 2006 11:39:37 PM |
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In article
<1148080927.031617.276730@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, snex
wrote:
you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
All the trees around here are kind of homely.
But those California trees -- woo baby!
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 09:01:01 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Brian E. Clark in episode
<MPG.1ed86791e537a80e989742@netnews.comcast.net>...
In article
<1148080927.031617.276730@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, snex wrote:
you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
All the trees around here are kind of homely.
But those California trees -- woo baby!
Do you wish they all could be California trees?
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 06:43:21 PM |
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In article <naydnVMVB_uDvPLZ4p2dnA@megapath.net>, Mark K. Bilbo
said...
you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
All the trees around here are kind of homely.
But those California trees -- woo baby!
Do you wish they all could be California trees?
The west coast has the sunshine, and the oaks all get so tannin.
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 07:57:30 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Brian E. Clark in episode
<MPG.1ed973a8aef12f91989dbb@newsgroups.comcast.net>...
In article <naydnVMVB_uDvPLZ4p2dnA@megapath.net>, Mark K. Bilbo said...
you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
All the trees around here are kind of homely.
But those California trees -- woo baby!
Do you wish they all could be California trees?
The west coast has the sunshine, and the oaks all get so tannin.
What have I started???
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 09:08:41 AM |
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On Sat, 20 May 2006 09:01:01 -0500, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, Brian E. Clark in episode
<MPG.1ed86791e537a80e989742@netnews.comcast.net>...
In article
<1148080927.031617.276730@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, snex wrote:
you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
All the trees around here are kind of homely.
But those California trees -- woo baby!
Do you wish they all could be California trees?
I wish they all could be Caledonian.
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 12:08:37 AM |
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On 19 May 2006 16:22:07 -0700, "snex" <snex@comcast.net> wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
Funny enough, the fact that humans do NOT have a mating season is
probably on of the key factors that made civilization possible. If our
sexual urges had been restricted to a single rutting season we'd still
be munching bananas.
As for nobody fucking trees: what would you know about that? Mmmm?
Any idea how enjoyable a knothole is?
A good christian will of course claim that god in his benevolence
wanted to give humans the chance to earn a ticket to his eternal
concentration camp.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
20 May 2006 08:59:01 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Jos Flachs in episode
<3s8t62hvodn3a388pl2fsgqdof2p54ptib@4ax.com>...
On 19 May 2006 16:22:07 -0700, "snex" <snex@comcast.net> wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made it
impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to the
opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with respect
to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that? because nobody
has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to ***** members of
the same sex? because god made the human body in such a way that those
urges can exist.
Funny enough, the fact that humans do NOT have a mating season is probably
on of the key factors that made civilization possible. If our sexual urges
had been restricted to a single rutting season we'd still be munching
bananas.
As for nobody fucking trees: what would you know about that? Mmmm? Any
idea how enjoyable a knothole is?
A good christian will of course claim that god in his benevolence wanted
to give humans the chance to earn a ticket to his eternal concentration
camp.
Well, like any good "father," when god saw humans reaching for the pot of
boiling water to pull it down on their heads, he said "free will, I can't
stop 'em!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
19 May 2006 09:08:46 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet snex (snex@comcast.net) made
the light shine upon us with this:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
The tree-fuckers are vewy vewy quiet.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "L.Roberts" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
19 May 2006 10:24:02 PM |
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snex wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
God?
L.Roberts.
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| User: "Conspiracy of Doves" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
19 May 2006 07:13:58 PM |
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snex wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
I'm sure there are people out there that ***** trees. If there aren't,
there will be now that you gave them the idea.
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
19 May 2006 07:41:01 PM |
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Conspiracy of Doves wrote:
snex wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
I'm sure there are people out there that ***** trees. If there aren't,
there will be now that you gave them the idea.
did you see the knot on that elm?
(just kidding!!!!!)
Jim
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
19 May 2006 08:22:30 PM |
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In our last episode,
<1148085661.389639.137940@38g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
the lovely and talented J Forbes
broadcast on alt.atheism:
Conspiracy of Doves wrote:
snex wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
I'm sure there are people out there that ***** trees. If there aren't,
there will be now that you gave them the idea.
did you see the knot on that elm?
(just kidding!!!!!)
Shhh! You'll make the chimps jealous.
--
Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC http://www.larseighner.com/
The Mint Jelly of GodŽ -- The World's Best Atheist -- Unholier Than Thou
First Church of Electro-Baptism ***Atheist #1965*** One Short Circuit to Jesus
"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis."--Sigmund Freud
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| User: "thomas p" |
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| Title: Re: why did god create homosexuality as a possibility? |
21 May 2006 03:14:47 PM |
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On 19 May 2006 17:41:01 -0700, "J Forbes" <jforbspam@fastmail.fm>
wrote:
Conspiracy of Doves wrote:
snex wrote:
if god really wanted humans to avoid homosexuality, he would have made
it impossible to homosexual. god could have limited our sexual urges to
the opposite sex only, the same way he limits our sexual urges with
respect to trees. you dont see anybody fucking trees. why is that?
because nobody has the urge to. so why do some people have the urge to
***** members of the same sex? because god made the human body in such a
way that those urges can exist.
I'm sure there are people out there that ***** trees. If there aren't,
there will be now that you gave them the idea.
did you see the knot on that elm?
(just kidding!!!!!)
Careful, it's diseased.
Thomas P.
"Life must be lived forwards but understood backwards"
(Kierkegaard)
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