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"James Briggs" |
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27 Apr 2005 06:39:54 AM |
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Why do guys masterbate? |
Because woman don't show up on dates.
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| User: "Rally" |
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27 Apr 2005 09:18:16 AM |
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"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
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Because woman don't show up on dates.
1.) Feels good.
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: Why do guys masterbate? |
27 Apr 2005 10:52:41 AM |
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Rally wrote:
"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
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Because woman don't show up on dates.
1.) Feels good.
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
But American women are easy. That's why my friend wants to emigrate.
~Iain
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| User: "jwk" |
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27 Apr 2005 11:04:52 AM |
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Iain wrote:
Rally wrote:
"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
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Because woman don't show up on dates.
1.) Feels good.
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
But American women are easy.
Compared to what? The French?
jwk
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| User: "Iain" |
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27 Apr 2005 11:08:46 AM |
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jwk wrote:
Iain wrote:
Rally wrote:
"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:eSKbe.18191$RP1.13199@fe10.lga...
Because woman don't show up on dates.
1.) Feels good.
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
But American women are easy.
Compared to what? The French?
The French are like Essex girls.
~Iain
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| User: "David H." |
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27 Apr 2005 05:03:14 PM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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jwk wrote:
Iain wrote:
Rally wrote:
"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:eSKbe.18191$RP1.13199@fe10.lga...
Because woman don't show up on dates.
1.) Feels good.
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
But American women are easy.
Compared to what? The French?
The French are like Essex girls.
These?
http://www.essexgirl.com/
Or these?
http://tinyurl.com/hp3o
Or are they the same?
(Planning a trip, you know...)
David H.
aa# 2217
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| User: "Iain" |
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29 Apr 2005 03:33:40 AM |
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David H. wrote:
"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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jwk wrote:
Iain wrote:
Rally wrote:
"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
news:eSKbe.18191$RP1.13199@fe10.lga...
Because woman don't show up on dates.
1.) Feels good.
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
But American women are easy.
Compared to what? The French?
The French are like Essex girls.
These?
http://www.essexgirl.com/
Or these?
http://tinyurl.com/hp3o
Or are they the same?
The latter.
(Planning a trip, you know...)
To Essex or to France?
~Iain
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| User: "James" |
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27 Apr 2005 08:43:06 PM |
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Rally wrote:
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
You neglected to mention why you would WANT to.
If you really want to pummel silicone and plastic, I'm sure there are
more sanitary ways.
--
James B, master of the tri-pronged scrotal mount
aa #944
"All that belongs to human understanding, in this
deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical,
or at least cautious; and not to admit of any
hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which
is supported by no appearance of probability."
-David Hume
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| User: "BDK" |
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28 Apr 2005 08:14:04 AM |
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In article <1170ft6jdt1pm55@corp.supernews.com>,
says...
Rally wrote:
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
You neglected to mention why you would WANT to.
If you really want to pummel silicone and plastic, I'm sure there are
more sanitary ways.
Umm, as far as I can tell, and I'm pretty good at telling, there is no
plastic or silicone in her at all...
I guess you're the Nicole Kidman type??
BDK
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| User: "James" |
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28 Apr 2005 12:08:41 PM |
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BDK wrote:
In article <1170ft6jdt1pm55@corp.supernews.com>,
says...
Rally wrote:
2.) Only way I am ever going to have Angelina Jolie.
You neglected to mention why you would WANT to.
If you really want to pummel silicone and plastic, I'm sure there are
more sanitary ways.
Umm, as far as I can tell, and I'm pretty good at telling, there is no
plastic or silicone in her at all...
I guess you're the Nicole Kidman type??
The lips, man, for starters. She has more collagen in those honkers
than in her other honkers.
--
James B, master of the tri-pronged scrotal mount
aa #944
"All that belongs to human understanding, in this
deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical,
or at least cautious; and not to admit of any
hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which
is supported by no appearance of probability."
-David Hume
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Apr 2005 07:14:25 AM |
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"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
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Because woman don't show up on dates.
Only go on blind dates, huh?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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27 Apr 2005 07:58:03 AM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
James Briggs <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Only go on blind dates, huh?
Blind dates with Hairy Palm.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Apr 2005 08:41:29 AM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
James Briggs <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Only go on blind dates, huh?
Blind dates with Hairy Palm.
Don't you mean Rosy Palm and her five sisters? :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Why do guys masterbate? |
29 Apr 2005 09:23:52 AM |
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On Wed, 27 Apr 2005 09:41:29 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Elroy Willis" <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
James Briggs <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Only go on blind dates, huh?
Blind dates with Hairy Palm.
Don't you mean Rosy Palm and her five sisters? :)
Palmistry.....
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Court who will ensure church and state are joined
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America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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27 Apr 2005 09:36:55 AM |
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Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote in message
Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
James Briggs <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote in message
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Only go on blind dates, huh?
Blind dates with Hairy Palm.
Don't you mean Rosy Palm and her five sisters? :)
Rosy and Hairy are twins, don't you know?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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28 Apr 2005 06:55:59 AM |
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In article <tp8v611pefldk53b4uaqujqms9rath9c4m@4ax.com>,
elroywillis@swbell.net says...
Rosy and Hairy are twins, don't you know?
You leave my palms out of it.
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The Great Hairy One,
ICQ: 118086514
All BAAWA and blue
SMASH! Aha! They'll save every one of us!
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hear is me asking for 45d6...
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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28 Apr 2005 07:10:46 AM |
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On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:55:59 +1000 in alt.atheism, The Great Hairy
One (The Great Hairy One <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com>) said,
directing the reply to alt.atheism
In article <tp8v611pefldk53b4uaqujqms9rath9c4m@4ax.com>,
elroywillis@swbell.net says...
Rosy and Hairy are twins, don't you know?
You leave my palms out of it.
Stop posting in this thread or you will go blind.
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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29 Apr 2005 07:17:45 PM |
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In article <alk171p8lb8gqjkq1h8j087ee08ndmbp3o@4ax.com>,
autodelete@city-of-dis.com says...
Stop posting in this thread or you will go blind.
Can I just keep going until I need glasses?
--
The Great Hairy One,
ICQ: 118086514
All BAAWA and blue
SMASH! Aha! They'll save every one of us!
====================================
CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
The last thing many players
hear is me asking for 45d6...
(Remove spam block to email)
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| User: "Jeremy Martin" |
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28 Apr 2005 10:42:53 AM |
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("James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net>):
Because woman don't show up on dates.
I do it because I can stay hidden more easily when I'm watching
your sister from the window.
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Jeremy Martin
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Why do guys masterbate? |
28 Apr 2005 10:54:02 AM |
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"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
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("James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net>):
Because woman don't show up on dates.
I do it because I can stay hidden more easily when I'm watching
your sister from the window.
Bwahahaha! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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27 Apr 2005 08:24:55 AM |
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Because we can.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe
in one fewer god than you do. When you understand
why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you
will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen F. Roberts
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| User: "JTEM" |
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27 Apr 2005 04:29:26 PM |
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"Gregory Gadow" <techbear@serv.net> wrote
Because we can.
Sing it, brother!
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| User: "JTEM" |
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27 Apr 2005 04:28:51 PM |
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I'm sure someone (pardon the pun) "beat" me
to it, but....
"James Briggs" <jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Because they can.
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| User: "Sean C" |
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27 Apr 2005 07:04:29 PM |
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In article <eSKbe.18191$RP1.13199@fe10.lga>, James Briggs
<jbriggs@optonline.net> wrote:
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Try getting closer and squeezing their mammaries. They like that.
Sean C
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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27 Apr 2005 09:36:32 AM |
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In our last episode <eSKbe.18191$RP1.13199@fe10.lga>, James Briggs
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Why do guys masterbate?
Because it's there?
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "jwk" |
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27 Apr 2005 11:00:11 AM |
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James Briggs wrote:
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Because being married means no sex ever again.
jwk
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Apr 2005 11:08:21 AM |
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"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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James Briggs wrote:
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Because being married means no sex ever again.
Oh baloney. You're just not married to the right woman. I can't wait until
my husband gets back from New Orleans <Rowr!> ;)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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27 Apr 2005 12:23:13 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1114617611.169773.213920@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
James Briggs wrote:
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Because being married means no sex ever again.
Oh baloney. You're just not married to the right woman. I can't wait until
my husband gets back from New Orleans <Rowr!> ;)
As my wife said, when I returned to her in a new uniform, after 6 months
TAD, and school:
"Looks nice, TAKE IT OFF!"
Best sex I've ever had, has been since I got married. Of course, we
also had a saying while deployed or underway:
"When I'm at home, my wife is my right hand,
while deployed, my right hand is my wife."
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There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
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Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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27 Apr 2005 12:41:13 PM |
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"Rev. Karl E. Taylor" <ktayloraz@qwest.net> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"jwk" <jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1114617611.169773.213920@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
James Briggs wrote:
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Because being married means no sex ever again.
Oh baloney. You're just not married to the right woman. I can't wait
until
my husband gets back from New Orleans <Rowr!> ;)
As my wife said, when I returned to her in a new uniform, after 6 months
TAD, and school:
"Looks nice, TAKE IT OFF!"
Best sex I've ever had, has been since I got married.
Woohoo! Good for you! :)
Of course, we
also had a saying while deployed or underway:
"When I'm at home, my wife is my right hand,
while deployed, my right hand is my wife."
D'oh! :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Bride of Satan
#1557
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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28 Apr 2005 07:15:36 AM |
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In article <1114617611.169773.213920@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com says...
Because being married means no sex ever again.
WRONG!
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The Great Hairy One,
ICQ: 118086514
All BAAWA and blue
SMASH! Aha! They'll save every one of us!
====================================
CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
The last thing many players
hear is me asking for 45d6...
(Remove spam block to email)
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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| Title: Re: Why do guys masterbate? |
27 Apr 2005 11:49:27 AM |
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jwk wrote:
James Briggs wrote:
Because woman don't show up on dates.
Because being married means no sex ever again.
A man is not complete until he is married. Then, he's finished.
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe
in one fewer god than you do. When you understand
why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you
will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen F. Roberts
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