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"Eru Ilúvatar" |
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06 Mar 2004 10:39:13 PM |
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Why God needs praise? |
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
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| User: "W.Syme" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 04:30:39 AM |
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On 7 Mar 2004 04:39:13 GMT, Eru Ilúvatar <alsimak_three@yahoo.com>
wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
"But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come
unto Me
(Matthew 19:14)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 03:23:32 PM |
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In article <c7104e661718c7b0d55abfcfaebc9b0f@news.teranews.com>,
W.Syme <winston_syme@fastmail.fm> wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
"But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to
come unto Me (Matthew 19:14)
The coming of the Lord draweth nigh.--James 5:8
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| User: "SMChristenson" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 08:29:25 AM |
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On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 10:30:39 +0000, W.Syme wrote:
On 7 Mar 2004 04:39:13 GMT, Eru Ilúvatar <alsimak_three@yahoo.com>
wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
"But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come
unto Me
(Matthew 19:14)
If only Michael Jackson had never seen a bible
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| User: "Jim Phillips" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 08:03:23 AM |
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On 7 Mar 2004, Eru Il=C3=BAvatar wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
"Sometimes God takes those closest to us because it makes him feel better=
=20
about himself. He's a vengeful god. He's all ***** about simething w=
e=20
did thousands of years ago and he just can't get over it, so he doesn't car=
e
who he takes--children, puppies, it doesn't matter to him so long as it=20
makes us sad. God gives us life and love and health just so that he can
tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our
tears. Y'see, it's our tears that give God his great powers." =20
-- Chef, "South Park"
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Jim Phillips, jphillip at bcpl dot net
"The only reason my wife and I got married in the first place was because i=
t
was something gays couldn't do. Our wedding was conceived entirely as a
giant homosexual taunt. But now the vows I made to my wife seem as shallow
and empty as the vows I made to my three previous wives."
-- Stephen Colbert, Senior Moral Authority, "The Daily Show"
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| User: "jfred" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 03:01:53 PM |
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Jim Phillips <jphillip@bcpl.net> wrote:
On 7 Mar 2004, Eru Ilúvatar wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
"Sometimes God takes those closest to us because it makes him feel better
about himself. He's a vengeful god. He's all ***** about simething we
did thousands of years ago and he just can't get over it, so he doesn't care
who he takes--children, puppies, it doesn't matter to him so long as it
makes us sad. God gives us life and love and health just so that he can
tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our
tears. Y'see, it's our tears that give God his great powers."
-- Chef, "South Park"
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Jim Phillips, jphillip at bcpl dot net
"The only reason my wife and I got married in the first place was because it
was something gays couldn't do. Our wedding was conceived entirely as a
giant homosexual taunt. But now the vows I made to my wife seem as shallow
and empty as the vows I made to my three previous wives."
-- Stephen Colbert, Senior Moral Authority, "The Daily Show"
Jim, I still want to have your babies.
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jfred~*~*~*~*~*~Habent Abdenda Omnes Praeter Me ac Simiam Meam~*~*~*~*~
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How's YOUR linewrap? If using OE, you need http://flash.to/oe-quotefix/
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 03:18:10 PM |
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In article <1gaachd.1igp7oraobfnjN%d00p@petitm0rte.net>,
jfred <d00p@petitm0rte.net> wrote:
Jim, I still want to have your babies.
Already tired of the one you have?
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| User: "Keera Ann Fox" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 04:32:10 PM |
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jfred <d00p@petitm0rte.net> wrote:
Jim Phillips <jphillip@bcpl.net> wrote:
On 7 Mar 2004, Eru Ilúvatar wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
"Sometimes God takes those closest to us because it makes him feel better
about himself. He's a vengeful god. He's all ***** about simething we
did thousands of years ago and he just can't get over it, so he doesn't care
who he takes--children, puppies, it doesn't matter to him so long as it
makes us sad. God gives us life and love and health just so that he can
tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our
tears. Y'see, it's our tears that give God his great powers."
-- Chef, "South Park"
--
Jim Phillips, jphillip at bcpl dot net
"The only reason my wife and I got married in the first place was because it
was something gays couldn't do. Our wedding was conceived entirely as a
giant homosexual taunt. But now the vows I made to my wife seem as shallow
and empty as the vows I made to my three previous wives."
-- Stephen Colbert, Senior Moral Authority, "The Daily Show"
Jim, I still want to have your babies.
If he's not willing, here's another guy you can through yourself at:
<http://annoy.com/>
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****** Keera in Norway ******
* Think big. Shrink to fit. *
http://home.online.no/~kafox/
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| User: "spakka" |
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| Title: Re: Why God needs praise? |
07 Mar 2004 05:35:44 AM |
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On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 04:39:13 +0000, Eru Ilúvatar wrote:
It appears that the Christian god has a problem with premature
ejaculation. See Revelation 22:20 for confirmation.
And flatulence.
Isaiah 16:11
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