| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"" |
| Date: |
25 Jun 2005 02:28:52 PM |
| Object: |
Why Rocks Are Hard. |
Why Rocks Are Hard.
... Long, long ago
the universe consisted of
Jello-like stuff...
Then one day, the god Holyledbotton
decided that He wanted to sit down. Well,
of course, looking around, Holyledbotton
couldn't find any thing upon which to sit. So
He was very frustrated. And very tired of
just standing there (apparently the floor WAS
hard... for some odd lack of logic which, as
you all know, is fairly common to all religions).
That's when He decided to make some bits of
the "Jello universe" hard enough to sit down upon.
And that's why rocks are hard today.
from "Our Old-Time Religions" as compiled by S D
Rodrian and other old fogies who have nothing
better to do (or worse things to fear not doing)
than continually pointing out how little mankind has
really changed (civilized itself, or in the parlance of
modern-day hipsters "evolved") since the Stone Age.
S D Rodrian
http://poems.sdrodrian.com
http://physics.sdrodrian.com
http://music.sdrodrian.com
The authors give their permission for the use of
this material to advocates of "Intelligent Design"
and everybody else struggling against the evil
spread of science and human knowledge.
.
|
|
| User: "Razor 616" |
|
| Title: Re: Why Rocks Are Hard. |
26 Jun 2005 07:03:24 AM |
|
|
On 25 Jun 2005 12:28:52 -0700, wrote:
Why Rocks Are Hard.
... Long, long ago
the universe consisted of
Jello-like stuff...
Can I borrow this for my physics paper? :-p hehe
--
#1295
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
