Religions > Atheism > Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?
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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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20 Dec 2004 02:55:34 AM |
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Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other? |
During the Reformation and the period thereafter, you saw a real
bloodbath in western Chrtisendom.The Protestants considered the
Catholics corrupt and idolatarious while the Catholics considered the
Protestants evil and heretic. It is only a small to step to conclude
that they are both right. It seems to me that the developement of
Deism is in part a reposnse to the excesses and stupidity of
Christianity in western Europe. The writings of the Deistic Founding
Fathers of America showed that they were appalled at the amount of
bloodshed sommitted by Christianity.
Could there be analogous modern day development here? Is it harder now
for an American Christian Fundamentalist Missionary to find converts
in secular Europe? Are there more athiests in Malaysia and Singapore
now?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1303 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other? |
20 Dec 2004 04:59:28 AM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 00:55:34 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
During the Reformation and the period thereafter, you saw a real
bloodbath in western Chrtisendom.The Protestants considered the
Catholics corrupt and idolatarious while the Catholics considered the
Protestants evil and heretic. It is only a small to step to conclude
that they are both right. It seems to me that the developement of
Deism is in part a reposnse to the excesses and stupidity of
Christianity in western Europe.
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as "stupidity" is
concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually think the we are all just one big
accident. That belongs in the thought pattern of the atheist.
Could there be analogous modern day development here? Is it harder now
for an American Christian Fundamentalist Missionary to find converts
in secular Europe? Are there more athiests in Malaysia and Singapore
now?
Good point - the answer to Europe's problem is materialism as the new religion. No time
for God, just satisfy one's self.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Tock" |
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| Title: Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other? |
20 Dec 2004 11:40:55 AM |
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"duke" <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote
As far as "stupidity" is
concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually think the we are all
just one big
accident.
No, not so much an accident as the inevitable result of the laws of physics
taking their due course.
-Tock
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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20 Dec 2004 03:31:22 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 04:59:28 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> said in
alt.atheism:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 00:55:34 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
During the Reformation and the period thereafter, you saw a real
bloodbath in western Chrtisendom.The Protestants considered the
Catholics corrupt and idolatarious while the Catholics considered the
Protestants evil and heretic. It is only a small to step to conclude
that they are both right. It seems to me that the developement of
Deism is in part a reposnse to the excesses and stupidity of
Christianity in western Europe.
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism?
How much materialism does it take to burn witches? The ownership of a
few pieces of wood?
As far as "stupidity" is
concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually think the we are all just one big
accident.
Since there's no actual evidence that anything ELSE happened, that's
the default position.
Could there be analogous modern day development here? Is it harder now
for an American Christian Fundamentalist Missionary to find converts
in secular Europe? Are there more athiests in Malaysia and Singapore
now?
Good point - the answer to Europe's problem
What "problem" does Europe have? Other than not falling for your
religious nonsense as badly as it used to, I mean.
No time for God
No time for, nor evidence of.
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CellPhonesEtc at optonline dot net
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| User: "Tak" |
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| Title: Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other? |
20 Dec 2004 12:18:50 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 04:59:28 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
Good point - the answer to Europe's problem is materialism as the new religion. No time
for God, just satisfy one's self.
And we all know christians are NEVER materialistic, especially
Baptists.......... "snicker"
Tak
a#344
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| User: "El Rayo-X" |
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21 Dec 2004 05:38:03 AM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 04:59:28 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 00:55:34 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
During the Reformation and the period thereafter, you saw a real
bloodbath in western Chrtisendom.The Protestants considered the
Catholics corrupt and idolatarious while the Catholics considered the
Protestants evil and heretic. It is only a small to step to conclude
that they are both right. It seems to me that the developement of
Deism is in part a reposnse to the excesses and stupidity of
Christianity in western Europe.
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as "stupidity" is
concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually think the we are all just one big
accident.
Hmmm....let's see....believing that giant hands reached down from the
clouds and pinched us together from clay?
That belongs in the thought pattern of the atheist.
Perhaps at first blush. It is subsequently supplanted by the idea that
we are all just one TINY accident.
Could there be analogous modern day development here? Is it harder now
for an American Christian Fundamentalist Missionary to find converts
in secular Europe? Are there more athiests in Malaysia and Singapore
now?
Good point - the answer to Europe's problem is materialism as the new religion. No time
for God, just satisfy one's self.
When God takes the time to exist, I'll be sure and set aside some time
for it...
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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20 Dec 2004 09:16:41 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 04:59:28 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 00:55:34 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
*****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
During the Reformation and the period thereafter, you saw a real
bloodbath in western Chrtisendom.The Protestants considered the
Catholics corrupt and idolatarious while the Catholics considered the
Protestants evil and heretic. It is only a small to step to conclude
that they are both right. It seems to me that the developement of
Deism is in part a reposnse to the excesses and stupidity of
Christianity in western Europe.
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as "stupidity" is
concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually think the we are all just one big
accident. That belongs in the thought pattern of the atheist.
Could there be analogous modern day development here? Is it harder now
for an American Christian Fundamentalist Missionary to find converts
in secular Europe? Are there more athiests in Malaysia and Singapore
now?
Good point - the answer to Europe's problem is materialism as the new religion. No time
for
No time for molesting little kids, that's up to you Catholics.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1305 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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20 Dec 2004 11:12:17 AM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
--
Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians andMuslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 11:46:21 AM |
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Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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| User: "Specter133" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 01:13:34 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
Life is good.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
21 Dec 2004 06:59:27 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:13:34 -0500, Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible.
God is fiction and people like you are an idiot.
This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish theists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices.
I fixed your error. You're welcome.
They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Theists like you have that tendency.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
Laughing @ you.
Life is good.
You might get one sometime.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 06:45:04 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:13:34 -0500, Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
Life is good.
LOL - maybe when you show some of that 'wit'. I've yet to notice it.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 09:43:29 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:13:34 -0500, Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
You mean like how the Christian Church is FULL of pedophiles who are
in turn defended and excused by people like you?
Pastor Sentenced For Molesting Own 12 YO Daughter
http://www.katu.com/stories/73514.html
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1305 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 07:47:58 PM |
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 06:13:34 +1100, Specter133 wrote
(in article <fm8es0thip280gugrug4ef1a8u0j61m55t@4ax.com>):
[previous removed, since the following was a non sequitur]
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
*****-head. Newsgroups don't contain people, and don't have a
user-limit.
Only got your connection, yesterday? Or is there another, valid,
excuse you might have?
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
I'd be fascinated, if you have a single notion of what any
individual's actual opinions are.
Rude - you, pontificating in a newsgroup who's subject & purposes
you don't understand.
Ignorant, see previous.
Bigoted, see 'rude'.
Childish, your attempts to lambast us; your feeble arguments
(wasn't it your pin-up boi who said we should come to him 'as
children'?)
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Hah, after your comments, with me just having a 4year stint as a
full-time carer, it's probably pointless sending you to a
dictionary to find out what 'irony' is.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
The stinging butt probably comes from bending-over-forwards for
your minister. Good of you to act as a foil, rather than letting
him near kids, though.
Life is good.
And short, brutal, etc. Christian lies notwithstanding.
[Matthew 6:25-34]
Have Fun
Martin
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aa #1792
Almost always SMASHed
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 03:21:30 PM |
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Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:fm8es0thip280gugrug4ef1a8u0j61m55t@4ax.com:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far
as "stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to
actually think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs
in the thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down
upon yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and
subtlety, you could have tried to explain your point with clarity.
You could have tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you
make no point, offer no argument, you support no position other than
to confirm that you are a bigoted fool shoving religion onto people
who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like
*you* are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become
atheists in the first place. People like *you* are some of the best
arguments against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God
would saddle humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious
to reason, progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of
their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Could be. The newsgroup is alt.atheism, not
alt.atheists.looking.for.christ. What would you expect?
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
Not so often as to be remembered.
Life is good.
Yes, it is.
--
Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 07:22:56 PM |
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Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:fm8es0thip280gugrug4ef1a8u0j61m55t@4ax.com:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far
as "stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to
actually think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs
in the thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down
upon yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and
subtlety, you could have tried to explain your point with clarity.
You could have tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you
make no point, offer no argument, you support no position other than
to confirm that you are a bigoted fool shoving religion onto people
who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like
*you* are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become
atheists in the first place. People like *you* are some of the best
arguments against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God
would saddle humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious
to reason, progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of
their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Preach at me, philosopher, and reap what you sow.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
"Stinging" ? My dear lad, your best effort amounts to the use of a cat-o-
nine-tails made from overcooked ramen noodles. Mayhap Google will remember
your attempts to seem fresh and unique, but we have collectively seen your
kind come and go, like chicks in a Ron Jeremy flick. You'll be fucked and
leave, just like the rest.
Life is good.
As you say. Crack doesn't smoke itself.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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21 Dec 2004 07:10:00 PM |
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 01:22:56 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:fm8es0thip280gugrug4ef1a8u0j61m55t@4ax.com:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far
as "stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to
actually think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs
in the thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down
upon yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and
subtlety, you could have tried to explain your point with clarity.
You could have tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you
make no point, offer no argument, you support no position other than
to confirm that you are a bigoted fool shoving religion onto people
who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like
*you* are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become
atheists in the first place. People like *you* are some of the best
arguments against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God
would saddle humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious
to reason, progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of
their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Preach at me, philosopher, and reap what you sow.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
"Stinging" ? My dear lad, your best effort amounts to the use of a cat-o-
nine-tails made from overcooked ramen noodles. Mayhap Google will remember
your attempts to seem fresh and unique, but we have collectively seen your
kind come and go, like chicks in a Ron Jeremy flick. You'll be fucked and
leave, just like the rest.
Life is good.
As you say. Crack doesn't smoke itself.
His brand is 'butt' crack.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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20 Dec 2004 02:48:08 PM |
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Specter133 wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
< > wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Please present objective evidence to refute my lack of faith and I'll
look at it. So far, I've seen nothing but attempts at insults and
obnoxious behavior.
They are often, however, the butt of my stinging wit.
Oooo, yeah, stinging. Wow.
Life is good.
Yup, sure is. No gods needed either.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
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20 Dec 2004 01:29:53 PM |
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Specter133 wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Yes, but the newsgroup is alt.atheism, not
alt.believers-insulting-atheists-and-generally-being-assholes.
I don't care how much of a ***** someone is in their own home. This is
our home. As well, the religious typically make claims of being kinder,
more considerate, and just plain better _because_ they're religious.
Then a number of them prove themselves to be just the opposite.
Carl
"We demand bouncing, followed by rolling, followed by rolling of the
third type."
a.a. #1966
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| User: "Specter133" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
20 Dec 2004 02:04:44 PM |
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On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:29:53 -0500, Carl Kaufmann <cwkaufmann@cox.net>
wrote:
Specter133 wrote:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 10:46:21 -0700, "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"
<ktayloraz@getnet.net> wrote:
Enkidu wrote:
duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in
news:uqbds0tqhkqbfbd8kdbil4set99e4rp2lp@4ax.com:
But why "excesses" when neither faith embraces materialism? As far as
"stupidity" is concerned, what could be more stupid than to actually
think the we are all just one big accident. That belongs in the
thought pattern of the atheist.
And here, dook-earle is an example of how you bring such scorn down upon
yourself. You could have tried to make your point with wit and subtlety,
you could have tried to explain your point with clarity. You could have
tried to take the moral high ground. Instead, you make no point, offer
no argument, you support no position other than to confirm that you are a
bigoted fool shoving religion onto people who don't want it.
* Nominated section *
*You* are an example of what we hate about religion. People like *you*
are what drove many of us to reconsider religion and become atheists in
the first place. People like *you* are some of the best arguments
against a just and loving God, for no just and loving God would saddle
humanity with so many rude, ignorant people impervious to reason,
progress, kindness, or consideration for the rights of their fellow men.
* End nominated section *
Seconds anyone? Enkidu says it very well.
God is God and people are fallible. This newsgroup is FULL to the brim
with rude, ignorant, bigotted, childish atheists completely
uninterested in hearing ANY objections to their prejudices. They are
neither kind nor considerate nor interested in any progress of any
kind.
Yes, but the newsgroup is alt.atheism, not
alt.believers-insulting-atheists-and-generally-being-assholes.
I don't care how much of a ***** someone is in their own home. This is
our home. As well, the religious typically make claims of being kinder,
more considerate, and just plain better _because_ they're religious.
Then a number of them prove themselves to be just the opposite.
You don't own this group, Carl, so don't pretend you do. If you don't
like my posts then don't read them. Simple enough?
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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21 Dec 2004 03:44:53 AM |
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In our last thrilling episode, Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> was
pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:04:44
-0500 by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
You don't own this group, Carl, so don't pretend you do. If you don't
like my posts then don't read them. Simple enough?
May I ask why *you* post here? Why do you go into an area that
atheists have set aside for themselves and cause *****?
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "stoney" |
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21 Dec 2004 07:00:52 PM |
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 09:44:53 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
In our last thrilling episode, Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> was
pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:04:44
-0500 by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
You don't own this group, Carl, so don't pretend you do. If you don't
like my posts then don't read them. Simple enough?
May I ask why *you* post here? Why do you go into an area that
atheists have set aside for themselves and cause *****?
He's an *****.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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20 Dec 2004 07:24:19 PM |
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Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:o0ces058gr57sran2pb414r25ckrtgova9@4ax.com:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:29:53 -0500, Carl Kaufmann <cwkaufmann@cox.net>
wrote:
Specter133 wrote:
Yes, but the newsgroup is alt.atheism, not
alt.believers-insulting-atheists-and-generally-being-assholes.
I don't care how much of a ***** someone is in their own home. This
is our home. As well, the religious typically make claims of being
kinder, more considerate, and just plain better _because_ they're
religious. Then a number of them prove themselves to be just the
opposite.
You don't own this group, Carl, so don't pretend you do. If you don't
like my posts then don't read them. Simple enough?
We shall give you all due attention.
What was your name, again?
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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| User: "Specter133" |
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20 Dec 2004 07:45:47 PM |
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On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 01:24:19 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:o0ces058gr57sran2pb414r25ckrtgova9@4ax.com:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:29:53 -0500, Carl Kaufmann <cwkaufmann@cox.net>
wrote:
Specter133 wrote:
Yes, but the newsgroup is alt.atheism, not
alt.believers-insulting-atheists-and-generally-being-assholes.
I don't care how much of a ***** someone is in their own home. This
is our home. As well, the religious typically make claims of being
kinder, more considerate, and just plain better _because_ they're
religious. Then a number of them prove themselves to be just the
opposite.
You don't own this group, Carl, so don't pretend you do. If you don't
like my posts then don't read them. Simple enough?
We shall give you all due attention.
Now you DO have me worried...
What was your name, again?
Oh, nothing NEARLY so clever as "Doc Smartass"
{snickers}
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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20 Dec 2004 08:08:52 PM |
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Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:n00fs09ruoe71ivlu8iufl6hgj8shn24f2@4ax.com:
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 01:24:19 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:o0ces058gr57sran2pb414r25ckrtgova9@4ax.com:
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 14:29:53 -0500, Carl Kaufmann <cwkaufmann@cox.net>
wrote:
Specter133 wrote:
Yes, but the newsgroup is alt.atheism, not
alt.believers-insulting-atheists-and-generally-being-assholes.
I don't care how much of a ***** someone is in their own home. This
is our home. As well, the religious typically make claims of being
kinder, more considerate, and just plain better _because_ they're
religious. Then a number of them prove themselves to be just the
opposite.
You don't own this group, Carl, so don't pretend you do. If you don't
like my posts then don't read them. Simple enough?
We shall give you all due attention.
Now you DO have me worried...
What was your name, again?
Oh, nothing NEARLY so clever as "Doc Smartass"
{snickers}
Ooooh, there's that stinging wit. Your noodles are drying out, little man.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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21 Dec 2004 09:47:01 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95C5CD6786D08askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:n00fs09ruoe71ivlu8iufl6hgj8shn24f2@4ax.com:
snip
Now you DO have me worried...
What was your name, again?
Oh, nothing NEARLY so clever as "Doc Smartass"
{snickers}
Ooooh, there's that stinging wit. Your noodles are drying out, little man.
His WHAT?!? :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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21 Dec 2004 02:30:22 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32qurgF3oinsnU1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95C5CD6786D08askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:n00fs09ruoe71ivlu8iufl6hgj8shn24f2@4ax.com:
snip
Now you DO have me worried...
What was your name, again?
Oh, nothing NEARLY so clever as "Doc Smartass"
{snickers}
Ooooh, there's that stinging wit. Your noodles are drying out, little
man.
His WHAT?!? :)
Not his twigs & berries. Everyone knows people like him shrivel rather than
drying out. Something to do with plastic sheep, I should think. Unhealthy.
He should try the real thing...
Say, ever heard the spoof of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"?
It's called "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep." Utterly awesome!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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21 Dec 2004 03:26:00 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95C69468B86C9askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32qurgF3oinsnU1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95C5CD6786D08askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:n00fs09ruoe71ivlu8iufl6hgj8shn24f2@4ax.com:
snip
Now you DO have me worried...
What was your name, again?
Oh, nothing NEARLY so clever as "Doc Smartass"
{snickers}
Ooooh, there's that stinging wit. Your noodles are drying out, little
man.
His WHAT?!? :)
Not his twigs & berries. Everyone knows people like him shrivel rather
than
drying out. Something to do with plastic sheep, I should think. Unhealthy.
He should try the real thing...
Say, ever heard the spoof of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"?
It's called "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep." Utterly awesome!
LOL, no, I haven't heard that :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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21 Dec 2004 04:04:00 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32rin3F3ogl50U1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95C69468B86C9askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32qurgF3oinsnU1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95C5CD6786D08askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
Specter133 <specter@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:n00fs09ruoe71ivlu8iufl6hgj8shn24f2@4ax.com:
snip
Now you DO have me worried...
What was your name, again?
Oh, nothing NEARLY so clever as "Doc Smartass"
{snickers}
Ooooh, there's that stinging wit. Your noodles are drying out,
little man.
His WHAT?!? :)
Not his twigs & berries. Everyone knows people like him shrivel
rather than
drying out. Something to do with plastic sheep, I should think.
Unhealthy. He should try the real thing...
Say, ever heard the spoof of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"?
It's called "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep." Utterly awesome!
LOL, no, I haven't heard that :)
Lyrics:
*Birds Chirping*
*Pig Squeal*
*Rooster Crows*
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Ewweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "no"
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, No
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP
Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*
*baa, Baa*
Quiet Cows... I think the Shepard's coming
</quote>
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can lead a horse to water...
....and with proper use of levers, rope, and duct tape,
you CAN make it drink.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
21 Dec 2004 05:18:50 PM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns95C6A44584934askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32rin3F3ogl50U1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
snip
Say, ever heard the spoof of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"?
It's called "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep." Utterly awesome!
LOL, no, I haven't heard that :)
Lyrics:
*Birds Chirping*
*Pig Squeal*
*Rooster Crows*
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Ewweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "no"
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, No
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP
Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*
*baa, Baa*
Quiet Cows... I think the Shepard's coming
</quote>
Oh my, that's terrible :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination (was Re: Will Atheism Benefit From Christians and Muslims Beating Up Each Other?) |
21 Dec 2004 05:56:20 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32rpalF3p7vn1U1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
message news:Xns95C6A44584934askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:32rin3F3ogl50U1@individual.net:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in
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Say, ever heard the spoof of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"?
It's called "Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep." Utterly awesome!
LOL, no, I haven't heard that :)
Lyrics:
*Birds Chirping*
*Pig Squeal*
*Rooster Crows*
If you're having trouble with your barnyard friends
You've got a thing for Ewweees
Been counting sheep
But your not in bed
Here's what you gotta do
Get off the barn
Stay off the Farm
Go read a nursery rhyme
Dialing 976 B-A-A-A
That kind of love's a crime
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
My friend, Larry, has a little lamb
Her fleece is as white as snow
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him "no"
Look at the flock, they're all in shock
Here comes that mutton fan
Knock at the fleece, give them some peace
Don't be a Barnyard Man, No
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds Little Boe Peep
Dirty Deeds done with sheep
Dirty Deeds and they're done with Sheep *baaa*
Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep *baaa*
Velcro Gloves, Knee Pads, Late Night Dates
DONE WITH SHEEP
Warning Signs, Electric Fences, *baa* High Voltage
DONE WITH SHEEP
Dirty Deeds
Don't tell them what I done to you
Done with sheep
Dirty Deeds
Dirty Deeds
Done with Sheep *loud groan/yell*
*baa, Baa*
Quiet Cows... I think the Shepard's coming
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Oh my, that's terrible :)
But a good kind of terrible.
--
Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
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