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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" |
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09 Nov 2006 02:48:50 AM |
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WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
<music>drumroll</music>
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!
14 votes Tim Bolen
09 votes Warhol
08 votes Dave Moore
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Tim! You've been sharing your kookery on behalf of quacks
for years on the web and in email. How kind of you to start sharing it
with us (tinu) on USENET!
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...Disqualified? OOPS!
16 votes Ken Pangborn
03 votes Kurt Gavin
03 votes None of the above
01 votes acytra
My apologies to all the voters. I must have been paying too much attention
to the contents of the COO Beer Cooler when I approved this nomination for
the ballot. It turns out that Kenny Kakes won this award two years ago,
and so he can't win it again. Darn. Two beers to Pope 'Ratz for pointing
this out, a beer for all the voters, and no beer for me!
Even so, it is most amusing that 1) the sage voters of the AUK Kook Awards
were more than happy to vote Kenny Kakes this award again, demonstrating
that USENET's reigning Village Idiot is still utterly clueless, and 2)
Kenny Kakes himself never caught the mistake, even with the ballot right in
front of him, thus completely missing a chance to gloat and claim
"victolly!" (BTW, Kenny Kakes, you missed your chance. Too late!) Such
incredible cluelessness and lamery deserves recognition. I shall change
sombreros some hours from now to post a few appropriate nominations.
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above tied, so
there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will be a run off
election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
12 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Pamela Russell
05 votes Jonathan Kamens
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Dr. Chung! You must think that running away from tough
questions is a wonderful witness for the Lord.
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!
14 votes Andre Lieven
10 votes Tim Bolen
08 votes Warhol
01 votes Sampath
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Andre! You must be really looney to have beaten out both
this month's Kook of the Month and Warhol the Mad Moor, someone so known
for bad ideas that he has won awards for both weird science and weird
religion.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...ALT.RELIGION.ISLAM FLAMEWAR PARTICIPANTS!
18 votes alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
01 votes Sampath
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, anti-Islamic bigots and lamers! You worked so hard to get
Arash of alt.religion.islam a kook award. Instead, you got your nomination
of Arash rejected, convinced anyone with a clue to throw all of you into
their bozo bins, and won a kook award for yourselves. Good going! *golf
clap*
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
20 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Tim Bolen
06 votes Andre Lieven
00 votes gb6724
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations again, Dr. Chung! <Dr. Phil>I hear you're trying to
convince the kookologists that you are the personification of Christ's love
for sinners. How's that working out for you?</Dr. Phil>
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...CONNOR_A!
17 votes YES
02 votes NO
Congratulations, rape advocate! You really do a great job of representing
the essence of soc.men, including snapping at the most naked hooks dropped
in front of you by the regulars of AUK.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...RICHARD "TEH ST00PID" BULLIS!
19 votes Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
11 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, St00pid! Presenting you with your fifth Palmjob Paddle
and your 29th USENET Kook Award really makes a great opening for my reign
as Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler. So, St00pid, did you manage to set
a record for being the most SPNAKED ko0k in the history of USENET?
TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is...PL!
09 votes PL
07 votes Martha Vandella
02 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, PL! I'm sure what convinced the voters to choose you over
the melodramatic Martha Vandella were the even more ridiculous rants and
fake nominations you posted /after/ you were nominated. That shows there's
nothing like a good campaign for winning awards.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!
17 votes Andre Lieven
14 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations again, Poutine for Brains! Say hi to Chicken Dickie
Scoville up there on Cemetary Ridge for us (tinu). It seems he hasn't come
back down yet.
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!
24 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations again, Tim! You must really attracting attention with your
k'lames of "victolly" on behalf of the quacks and spammers in NANAE. You
managed to garner more votes for this award than any other award winner
this month. I haven't seen such enthusiasm for a kook since you won the
Balsa Gavel last month.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!
18 votes Alexa Cameron
01 votes gb6724
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations to my favorite alien abductee! You've been known as the
Queen of Screed for years. Now, you have the award to prove it!
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is...CLETIS PERKINS POSTING AS MARK DUFOUR!
10 votes Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
06 votes [hanson]
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Compost! In honor of your notorious racism, I thought it
would be ironically appropriate to see what one of your filthy bigoted
rants would read like if delivered in the style of Snoop Dogg. Click on
the link!
http://tinyurl.com/yengwq
I think the gizooglized version of your schtick is a vast improvement.
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is...LUCIFER MORNING STAR ANGEL OF DEATH!
18 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congralations, Bearer of Light...Headedness! Never have I seen a kook
devise a theology from such outlandishly imcompatible sources.
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL
The winner is...STEVEN RAY WINTER!
15 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Steebie! How the kookologists managed to miss that you
have been TOSed from so many ISPs and NSPs for so long is a wonder!
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
The winner is...KEN PANGBORN, TRAINED BY AUK!
17 votes Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
09 votes Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Kenny Kakes! You have the dubious distinction of being
the trained ***** of an entire newsgroup. Now, fetch!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...SPOOGE!
18 votes YES
02 votes NO
All Hail Spooge! All Hail Petitmorte!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...TOM BISHOP!
15 votes Tom Bishop
11 votes Andrew Chung
04 votes Richard Scoville
Congratulations, Tosser, for beating both the incumbent and one of the big
w(h)inners of the month. My your term be long and lachrymose!
<music>The Internet is for Porn
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bW3kY1GtlYw
</music>
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
15 votes The Big-8 Management Board
09 votes The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
of rec.arts.poems
Congratulations, Team Calvin! How goes the proposal to create your own
private clubhouse group for proposals, just so something like
soc.men.moderated can never happen again?
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-seven people submitted thirty-seven ballots.
All thirty-seven were deemed valid and were counted.
See you all early next month, when the all the Americans will have become
sick and tired of turkey and nearly everyone reading will have frantically
begun their Christmas shopping.
Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
<music>"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7q-o7VUNsYE
</music>
--
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. |
12 Nov 2006 02:51:40 PM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD <love13@thetruth.com> wrote:
krp wrote:
Chadwick wrote:
krp wrote:
Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Liar.
Amen.
Your ***** was handed to you.
You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
happened.
http://www.krpconsulting.net/trips_to_cuba.html
The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!
Your boldness can only come from knowing and siding with the truth.
hahahahaahhahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah
Oh this is precious -- Fraudi and KENNY KAKES in full slurp.
[screed flushed]
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COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. |
12 Nov 2006 03:43:04 PM |
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Art Deco wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
krp wrote:
Chadwick wrote:
krp wrote:
Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Sorry to cause you despair. Please forgive all my iniquities.
Liar.
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully while concurrently
declaring that one of us is untruthful.
Even the undiscerning should be able to figure out who is truthful with
simple logic.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Art whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
<rest of post read, understood, and snipped>
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| User: "Art Deco" |
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| Title: Re: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. |
12 Nov 2006 07:21:33 PM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD <love10@thetruth.com> wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
krp wrote:
Chadwick wrote:
krp wrote:
Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Sorry to cause you despair.
Suffering from reading comprehension problems now, Fraudi?
Please forgive all my iniquities.
Drama queen.
Liar.
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully while concurrently
declaring that one of us is untruthful.
Oh really? Like your two-pound "diet" is TRVTH?
Even the undiscerning should be able to figure out who is truthful with
simple logic.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Art whom I love unconditionally.
Just put me on your hate lits *now*, Fraudi.
[malformed sig flushed]
--
COOSN-266-06-39716
Official Overseer of Kooks and Saucerheads in alt.astronomy
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
as designated by Brad Guth
"Who is "David Tholen", Daedalus? Still suffering from
attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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| User: "Archie Leach" |
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| Title: Re: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. |
12 Nov 2006 08:31:01 PM |
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Art Deco <erfc@netcabal.com> wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD <love10@thetruth.com> wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
krp wrote:
Chadwick wrote:
krp wrote:
Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Sorry to cause you despair.
Suffering from reading comprehension problems now, Fraudi?
Please forgive all my iniquities.
Drama queen.
Liar.
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully while concurrently
declaring that one of us is untruthful.
Oh really? Like your two-pound "diet" is TRVTH?
Even the undiscerning should be able to figure out who is truthful with
simple logic.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to curse
HIM) dear neighbor Art whom I love unconditionally.
Just put me on your hate lits *now*, Fraudi.
[malformed sig flushed]
Chadwick Stone is on the list now. Hail Chadwick for He Hace been
RETUFTED~!!!!1!!!!!!1!!
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| User: "Chadwick Stone©" |
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| Title: Re: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. |
12 Nov 2006 10:00:56 PM |
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X-No-Archive: YES
Archie Leach [archieleach@each.beach] has entered into testimony
b4mfl2tn19pl00tgr5lnp2fhgrluhcmlp5@4ax.com
Art Deco <erfc@netcabal.com> wrote:
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD <love10@thetruth.com> wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
krp wrote:
Chadwick wrote:
krp wrote:
Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.
The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with*
you, chubby. <chortle>
"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahh
Sorry to cause you despair.
Suffering from reading comprehension problems now, Fraudi?
Please forgive all my iniquities.
Drama queen.
Liar.
It remains my choice to continue writing truthfully while
concurrently declaring that one of us is untruthful.
Oh really? Like your two-pound "diet" is TRVTH?
Even the undiscerning should be able to figure out who is truthful
with simple logic.
May GOD continue to keep your heart beating (unless you choose to
curse HIM) dear neighbor Art whom I love unconditionally.
Just put me on your hate lits *now*, Fraudi.
[malformed sig flushed]
Chadwick Stone is on the list now. Hail Chadwick for He Hace been
RETUFTED~!!!!1!!!!!!1!!
Woohoo! Lets see... <selects prize>
I'll take the vintage AUK video game console, pleace!!!
--
COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult® 581-00504-208
ChadwickStone at Gmail dot com
Usenet's most helpful netizen
HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
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| User: " krp" |
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| Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
11 Nov 2006 04:57:04 AM |
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krp <web2457@verizon.net>, the tormented bartender, hiccupped:
THINK YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT YOUR GAFFE WITH MR. HOLKADE THE
STREET IF YOU BURYING IT UNDER ENOUGH OF YOUR ***** SPAM? IN THIS
CASE, LITTLE WANNABE BULLY, YOU ARE BEING SHOWN TO THE WORLD FOR WHAT
YOU ARE. ALONG WITH THE REST OF HIS DELUSIONS. BUT THE POINT HERE
IS THAT EVEN IF I HAD IT -- YOU BEING THE LITTLE ***** YOU ARE AND
WILL ALWAYS BE WOULD DENY IT. YOUR ALPHA MALE ACT IS TOO FUNNY.
THAT IS WHY, I SUPPOSE, YOU FOLKS BELIEVE YOU ARE SO "SUPERIOR" TO
OTHERS ON THE NET!
BUT I AM REALLY EXPECTING AN ***** LIKE YOU TO COME UP WITH SOME
NOVEL *****.
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| User: " krp" |
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| Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
10 Nov 2006 05:45:10 AM |
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krp <web2457@verizon.net>, the house painter, hassled:
ONE THING IS FOR SURE - IF YOU ARE A REGULAR IN ALT USENET KOOKS YOU
NEVER HAD A WET DREAM! AS IS TYPICAL FROM ALTERNATE KOOKS THAT IS A
LOAD OF *****! HE LOVES PLAYING THE ROLE OF DRAMA QUEEN ON USENET.
WHY SHOULD I WASTE MY TIME DOING A FOOL'S ERRAND KNOWING YOU'D ONLY
DEMAND THAT IT BE AUTHENTICATED. AND THEN DENY THAT! YOU ARE SUCH A
RAVING ***** YOU ARE A WASTE OF DNA! THAT IS YOUR HANGOUT. IN YOUR
LITTLE "TESTICLE FREE ZONE!" JUST YOUR OBSESSION WIT TRYING TO RUN
THE PLACE AND YOPUR SANCTIMONEOUS JUDGEMENTALISM. GOD WHAT A FUKKING
IDIOT YOU ARE!!
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| User: "The Demon Prince of Absurdity" |
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| Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
10 Nov 2006 04:02:52 AM |
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:34:58 +0000, Chadwick Stone© did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
krp has entered into testimony
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" wrote...
<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q </music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is the
Only way they can!
An acceptance speech was unnecessary, KennyKakes, you were DQ'd from the
CNotM.
However, his acceptance speech for the BWMDW (speaking as his nominator)
is APPORVEDEST!
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Hail Eris! TM#5; COOSN-029-06-71069
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.704020.285410@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.djj.19.1@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q3uti3t52@corp.supernews.com
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579.179851.33970@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeitdp0hlk4kvo1ejpkt9@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
09 Nov 2006 03:43:54 AM |
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the
bleary-minded flautist, yapped:
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...ALT.RELIGION.ISLAM FLAMEWAR PARTICIPANTS!
18 votes alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
01 votes Sampath
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, anti-Islamic bigots and lamers! You worked so hard
to get Arash of alt.religion.islam a kook award. Instead, you got
your nomination of Arash rejected, convinced anyone with a clue to
throw all of you into their bozo bins, and won a kook award for
yourselves. Good going! *golf clap*
Appropriate group added.
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou idle old man. Thou rotten, indecent all in all spleen and nothing
of a man.
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| User: "Kadaitcha Man" |
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| Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
09 Nov 2006 03:41:35 AM |
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou swasher. All that is within him does condemn itself for being
there.
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| User: "The Lord of Fair Punishments" |
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| Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 |
09 Nov 2006 04:40:36 AM |
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"Kadaitcha Man" <*****-you.ya.*****@kiss-my-big-black-*****.com> wrote in
message news:eiut4l$ddu$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
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alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker:
September 2005 and April 2006
"K-Man's particular genius, however, lies not merely in his humour,
but his ability to make posters who had previously seemed reasonably
well-balanced turn into foaming, frothing, death threat-uttering
maniacs" - Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
Thou swasher. All that is within him does condemn itself for being
there.
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| User: "The Lord of Fair Punishments" |
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| Title: Re: Alcohol and Vomitting |
09 Nov 2006 04:47:02 AM |
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The Lord of Fair Punishments <exebuyola@yaNOSPAMhoo.com>, the fugacious
saleswoman, stuttered:
Yes, but life is a challenge in general.
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
09 Nov 2006 05:11:58 AM |
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The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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09 Nov 2006 01:15:26 PM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
Hey god, ***** you!
Nope....still going
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
09 Nov 2006 01:33:59 PM |
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Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
This saddens me.
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
09 Nov 2006 02:25:43 PM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do. Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no. Next?
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
(That do?)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
I am only possessed by one thing - myself. My one life, my own
vitality.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
This saddens me.
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
09 Nov 2006 03:12:10 PM |
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Lucifer squawked in trepidation:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
10 Nov 2006 06:01:18 AM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Lucifer squawked in trepidation:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
This post conatins no snips.
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
10 Nov 2006 09:16:00 AM |
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Lucifer squeaked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer squawked in trepidation:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
No.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
Not for those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/scholarly.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
10 Nov 2006 09:32:56 AM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Lucifer squeaked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer squawked in trepidation:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
No.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
I am sane, I use the handle Lucifer, it merely means bringer of light.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
Not for those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/scholarly.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
10 Nov 2006 01:56:35 PM |
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Lucifer protested:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer squeaked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer squawked in trepidation:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
No.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
I am sane, I use the handle Lucifer, it merely means bringer of light.
Not to those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Or those who simply have read you sig below...
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
.... and perceive what they see:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
Not for those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/scholarly.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
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| Title: Re: Love thy name-calling neighbors: Pray that GOD heal their hearts. |
10 Nov 2006 05:39:17 PM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Lucifer protested:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer squeaked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer squawked in trepidation:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lucifer shrieked:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
No.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
I am sane, I use the handle Lucifer, it merely means bringer of light.
Not to those with discerning hearts:
Just those with discerning minds...
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Or those who simply have read you sig below...
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
... and perceive what they see:
Well...biting kinda turns half the people I know on...
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
Prayerfully in the Holy Spirit,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
My one life, my own vitality.
Without the LORD, your beliefs are meaningless (Ecclesiastes).
With the lord, your beliefs are meaningless (Me)
Not for those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/scholarly.asp
Fear GOD and dread nought:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/352546a7bf4a81ee?
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: Love thy anti-theist neighbor: Pray that GOD heal her heart. |
10 Nov 2006 06:20:48 PM |
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Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
No.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
I am sane, I use the handle Lucifer, it merely means bringer of light.
Not to those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Just those with discerning minds...
No such thing. GOD renders only the heart discerning.
Or those who simply have read your sig below...
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
... and perceive what they see:
Well...biting kinda turns half the people I know on...
Your master is counting on that.
It is my hope you escape from him before it is too late:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD in HIS infinite mercy and grace keep your heart beating to give
you extra time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally, in the holy name of GOD's one and only begotten Son,
LORD Jesus Christ, Who choose to suffer terribly and die horribly on
the cross in order to save us from our deadly sins. Many thanks, much
praise, and all the glory to HIM for HIS rising up on that fantastic
third day ! Laus Deo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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| Title: Re: Love thy anti-theist neighbor: Pray that GOD heal her heart. |
11 Nov 2006 05:44:59 AM |
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Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
Lost soul wrote:
Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
The Lord of Fair Punishments wrote:
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote:
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <pollster@netcabal.com>, the herbal
wagoner, muddled:
03 votes Kurt Gavin
Kurt remains in my prayers:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/86bc5bf1688ee02d?
03 votes None of the above
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above
tied, so there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will
be a run off election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
ROFL
These four letters look like a big nose with hairs grow out of it.
May GOD keep your hearts beating (unless you choose to curse HIM) dear
neighbors whom I love unconditionally.
So...if I choose to curse him, my heart will stop beating.
You would need a heart first. Without love, the first thing to go is
the heart.
Love is between people, something I can and do do.
Without GOD, there is only lust which the world mistakens for love.
Love for something
that does not exist is merely psychosis
Some folks love science fiction, which by definition does not exist.
These folks as a rule are not psychotic.
Science fiction does in fact exist, I can go and buy a sci-fi book in
almost any bookstore. What doesn't exist is the fantastical
technologies etc described within the books.
Some folks love science fiction's tribbles, which do not exist.
These folks are also typically not psychotic.
Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for compelling you
to provide your own proof that you are without love because if you
were, you would have known what love is.
I know what love is. I love and am loved, by many real people
(platonically) and love romantically also
That is not what I discern:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Your heart disappeared many years ago.
Uhm....no.
Yes.
Please cite, you see, it seems to be doing a good job of pumping blood
through my body.
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/love.asp
Next?
There is no next time for you... just a sulfurous pit of fire
compliments of GOD.
No, just...nothing. Hence living my life, not wasting it.
Such are the words of the self-worshipper:
http://heartmdphd.com/HolySpirit/atheist.asp
Hey god, ***** you!
Amusing and entertaining but hardly a curse for GOD.
Ok....hey god, may your eyeballs be pecked out by evil babies and while
you are nailed to the ceiling...
GOD is spirit... no eyeballs.
God is hard liquor?
No.
(That do?)
(You remind me of the suicidal man standing on a bridge overlooking a
steep ravine asking the passerbys whether they believe he has been
successful at killing himself after feigning a jump)
Nope....still going
Your moniker indicates that satan already possesses your soul just as
he is about to foreclose on neighbor Phelps' soul:
<link snipped by Lucifer in a desperate act of cowardice>
Link restored:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/febd847ad7920bd3?
I don't snip the links, could just be that i'm using google groups, but
no intentioanl snippage from me.
That is not what I discern.
I am only possessed by one thing - myself.
Such is the behavior of the deluded.
Such is the bahviour of the sane
The sane don't use the handle Lucifer.
I am sane, I use the handle Lucifer, it merely means bringer of light.
Not to those with discerning hearts:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/discern.asp
Just those with discerning minds...
No such thing. GOD renders only the heart discerning.
Or those who simply have read your sig below...
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
... and perceive what they see:
Well...biting kinda turns half the people I know on...
Your master is counting on that.
It is my hope you escape from him before it is too late:
I am my own master.
--
Lucifer the Unsubtle, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and
General Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
May GOD in HIS infinite mercy and grace keep your heart beating to give
you extra time to understand and act on this, dear neighbor whom I love
unconditionally, in the holy name of GOD's one and only begotten Son,
LORD Jesus Christ, Who choose to suffer terribly and die horribly on
the cross in order to save us from our deadly sins. Many thanks, much
praise, and all the glory to HIM for HIS rising up on that fantastic
third day ! Laus Deo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
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