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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler"
Date: 09 Nov 2006 02:48:50 AM
Object: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006
<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!
<music>drumroll</music>
KOOK OF THE MONTH
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!
14 votes Tim Bolen
09 votes Warhol
08 votes Dave Moore
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Tim! You've been sharing your kookery on behalf of quacks
for years on the web and in email. How kind of you to start sharing it
with us (tinu) on USENET!
CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
The winner is...Disqualified? OOPS!
16 votes Ken Pangborn
03 votes Kurt Gavin
03 votes None of the above
01 votes acytra
My apologies to all the voters. I must have been paying too much attention
to the contents of the COO Beer Cooler when I approved this nomination for
the ballot. It turns out that Kenny Kakes won this award two years ago,
and so he can't win it again. Darn. Two beers to Pope 'Ratz for pointing
this out, a beer for all the voters, and no beer for me!
Even so, it is most amusing that 1) the sage voters of the AUK Kook Awards
were more than happy to vote Kenny Kakes this award again, demonstrating
that USENET's reigning Village Idiot is still utterly clueless, and 2)
Kenny Kakes himself never caught the mistake, even with the ballot right in
front of him, thus completely missing a chance to gloat and claim
"victolly!" (BTW, Kenny Kakes, you missed your chance. Too late!) Such
incredible cluelessness and lamery deserves recognition. I shall change
sombreros some hours from now to post a few appropriate nominations.
As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above tied, so
there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will be a run off
election between the two remaining eligible candidates.
COWARD OF THE MONTH
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
12 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Pamela Russell
05 votes Jonathan Kamens
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Dr. Chung! You must think that running away from tough
questions is a wonderful witness for the Lord.
LOONEY MAROON AWARD
The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!
14 votes Andre Lieven
10 votes Tim Bolen
08 votes Warhol
01 votes Sampath
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations, Andre! You must be really looney to have beaten out both
this month's Kook of the Month and Warhol the Mad Moor, someone so known
for bad ideas that he has won awards for both weird science and weird
religion.
GOLDEN KILLFILE
The winner is...ALT.RELIGION.ISLAM FLAMEWAR PARTICIPANTS!
18 votes alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
01 votes Sampath
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, anti-Islamic bigots and lamers! You worked so hard to get
Arash of alt.religion.islam a kook award. Instead, you got your nomination
of Arash rejected, convinced anyone with a clue to throw all of you into
their bozo bins, and won a kook award for yourselves. Good going! *golf
clap*
JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD
The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!
20 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Tim Bolen
06 votes Andre Lieven
00 votes gb6724
00 votes None of the above
Congratulations again, Dr. Chung! <Dr. Phil>I hear you're trying to
convince the kookologists that you are the personification of Christ's love
for sinners. How's that working out for you?</Dr. Phil>
BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...CONNOR_A!
17 votes YES
02 votes NO
Congratulations, rape advocate! You really do a great job of representing
the essence of soc.men, including snapping at the most naked hooks dropped
in front of you by the regulars of AUK.
PALMJOB PADDLE
The winner is...RICHARD "TEH ST00PID" BULLIS!
19 votes Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
11 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, St00pid! Presenting you with your fifth Palmjob Paddle
and your 29th USENET Kook Award really makes a great opening for my reign
as Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler. So, St00pid, did you manage to set
a record for being the most SPNAKED ko0k in the history of USENET?
TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
The winner is...PL!
09 votes PL
07 votes Martha Vandella
02 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, PL! I'm sure what convinced the voters to choose you over
the melodramatic Martha Vandella were the even more ridiculous rants and
fake nominations you posted /after/ you were nominated. That shows there's
nothing like a good campaign for winning awards.
GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!
17 votes Andre Lieven
14 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations again, Poutine for Brains! Say hi to Chicken Dickie
Scoville up there on Cemetary Ridge for us (tinu). It seems he hasn't come
back down yet.
GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
The winner is...TIM BOLEN!
24 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations again, Tim! You must really attracting attention with your
k'lames of "victolly" on behalf of the quacks and spammers in NANAE. You
managed to garner more votes for this award than any other award winner
this month. I haven't seen such enthusiasm for a kook since you won the
Balsa Gavel last month.
UNABOMBER SURPRISE
The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!
18 votes Alexa Cameron
01 votes gb6724
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations to my favorite alien abductee! You've been known as the
Queen of Screed for years. Now, you have the award to prove it!
GOOFY AZZED BABBOON
The winner is...CLETIS PERKINS POSTING AS MARK DUFOUR!
10 votes Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
06 votes [hanson]
01 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Compost! In honor of your notorious racism, I thought it
would be ironically appropriate to see what one of your filthy bigoted
rants would read like if delivered in the style of Snoop Dogg. Click on
the link!
http://tinyurl.com/yengwq
I think the gizooglized version of your schtick is a vast improvement.
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is...LUCIFER MORNING STAR ANGEL OF DEATH!

18 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congralations, Bearer of Light...Headedness! Never have I seen a kook
devise a theology from such outlandishly imcompatible sources.
KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is...STEVEN RAY WINTER!
15 votes YES
00 votes NO
Congratulations, Steebie! How the kookologists managed to miss that you
have been TOSed from so many ISPs and NSPs for so long is a wonder!
BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD
The winner is...KEN PANGBORN, TRAINED BY AUK!
17 votes Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
09 votes Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
00 votes Neither of the above
Congratulations, Kenny Kakes! You have the dubious distinction of being
the trained ***** of an entire newsgroup. Now, fetch!
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
The winner is...SPOOGE!

18 votes YES
02 votes NO
All Hail Spooge! All Hail Petitmorte!
OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
The winner is...TOM BISHOP!
15 votes Tom Bishop
11 votes Andrew Chung
04 votes Richard Scoville
Congratulations, Tosser, for beating both the incumbent and one of the big
w(h)inners of the month. My your term be long and lachrymose!
<music>The Internet is for Porn
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bW3kY1GtlYw
</music>
MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!
15 votes The Big-8 Management Board
09 votes The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
of rec.arts.poems
Congratulations, Team Calvin! How goes the proposal to create your own
private clubhouse group for proposals, just so something like
soc.men.moderated can never happen again?
This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-seven people submitted thirty-seven ballots.
All thirty-seven were deemed valid and were counted.
See you all early next month, when the all the Americans will have become
sick and tired of turkey and nearly everyone reading will have frantically
begun their Christmas shopping.

Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!
<music>"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7q-o7VUNsYE
</music>
--
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk
.

User: "The Lord of Fair Punishments"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 09 Nov 2006 04:22:12 AM
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote in
message news:Xns987626CC5687Bpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170...

<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!

American people just had the best Election Day they've had for past 12
years. Time for your little self-promoting kooks get some life?


<music>drumroll</music>

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is...TIM BOLEN!

14 votes Tim Bolen
09 votes Warhol
08 votes Dave Moore
00 votes None of the above

Congratulations, Tim! You've been sharing your kookery on behalf of
quacks
for years on the web and in email. How kind of you to start sharing it
with us (tinu) on USENET!

CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH

The winner is...Disqualified? OOPS!

16 votes Ken Pangborn
03 votes Kurt Gavin
03 votes None of the above
01 votes acytra

My apologies to all the voters. I must have been paying too much
attention
to the contents of the COO Beer Cooler when I approved this nomination for
the ballot. It turns out that Kenny Kakes won this award two years ago,
and so he can't win it again. Darn. Two beers to Pope 'Ratz for pointing
this out, a beer for all the voters, and no beer for me!

Even so, it is most amusing that 1) the sage voters of the AUK Kook Awards
were more than happy to vote Kenny Kakes this award again, demonstrating
that USENET's reigning Village Idiot is still utterly clueless, and 2)
Kenny Kakes himself never caught the mistake, even with the ballot right
in
front of him, thus completely missing a chance to gloat and claim
"victolly!" (BTW, Kenny Kakes, you missed your chance. Too late!) Such
incredible cluelessness and lamery deserves recognition. I shall change
sombreros some hours from now to post a few appropriate nominations.

As for the results of the vote, Kurt Gavin and None of the above tied, so
there is no clear eligible winner. Consequently, there will be a run off
election between the two remaining eligible candidates.


COWARD OF THE MONTH

The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!

12 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Pamela Russell
05 votes Jonathan Kamens
00 votes None of the above

Congratulations, Dr. Chung! You must think that running away from tough
questions is a wonderful witness for the Lord.

LOONEY MAROON AWARD

The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!

14 votes Andre Lieven
10 votes Tim Bolen
08 votes Warhol
01 votes Sampath
00 votes None of the above

Congratulations, Andre! You must be really looney to have beaten out both
this month's Kook of the Month and Warhol the Mad Moor, someone so known
for bad ideas that he has won awards for both weird science and weird
religion.

GOLDEN KILLFILE

The winner is...ALT.RELIGION.ISLAM FLAMEWAR PARTICIPANTS!

18 votes alt.religion.islam flamewar participants
01 votes Sampath
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, anti-Islamic bigots and lamers! You worked so hard to
get
Arash of alt.religion.islam a kook award. Instead, you got your
nomination
of Arash rejected, convinced anyone with a clue to throw all of you into
their bozo bins, and won a kook award for yourselves. Good going! *golf
clap*

JOSEPH BARTLO PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE AWARD

The winner is...ANDREW CHUNG!

20 votes Andrew Chung
08 votes Tim Bolen
06 votes Andre Lieven
00 votes gb6724
00 votes None of the above

Congratulations again, Dr. Chung! <Dr. Phil>I hear you're trying to
convince the kookologists that you are the personification of Christ's
love
for sinners. How's that working out for you?</Dr. Phil>

BOB ALLISAT MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is...CONNOR_A!

17 votes YES
02 votes NO

Congratulations, rape advocate! You really do a great job of representing
the essence of soc.men, including snapping at the most naked hooks dropped
in front of you by the regulars of AUK.

PALMJOB PADDLE

The winner is...RICHARD "TEH ST00PID" BULLIS!

19 votes Richard "teh St00pid" Bullis
11 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, St00pid! Presenting you with your fifth Palmjob Paddle
and your 29th USENET Kook Award really makes a great opening for my reign
as Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler. So, St00pid, did you manage to
set
a record for being the most SPNAKED ko0k in the history of USENET?

TONY SIDAWAY "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD

The winner is...PL!

09 votes PL
07 votes Martha Vandella
02 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, PL! I'm sure what convinced the voters to choose you
over
the melodramatic Martha Vandella were the even more ridiculous rants and
fake nominations you posted /after/ you were nominated. That shows
there's
nothing like a good campaign for winning awards.

GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY

The winner is...ANDRE LIEVEN!

17 votes Andre Lieven
14 votes Tim Bolen
00 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations again, Poutine for Brains! Say hi to Chicken Dickie
Scoville up there on Cemetary Ridge for us (tinu). It seems he hasn't
come
back down yet.

GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD

The winner is...TIM BOLEN!

24 votes YES
00 votes NO

Congratulations again, Tim! You must really attracting attention with
your
k'lames of "victolly" on behalf of the quacks and spammers in NANAE. You
managed to garner more votes for this award than any other award winner
this month. I haven't seen such enthusiasm for a kook since you won the
Balsa Gavel last month.

UNABOMBER SURPRISE

The winner is...ALEXA CAMERON!

18 votes Alexa Cameron
01 votes gb6724
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations to my favorite alien abductee! You've been known as the
Queen of Screed for years. Now, you have the award to prove it!

GOOFY AZZED BABBOON

The winner is...CLETIS PERKINS POSTING AS MARK DUFOUR!

10 votes Cletis Perkins posting as Mark Dufour
06 votes [hanson]
01 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Compost! In honor of your notorious racism, I thought it
would be ironically appropriate to see what one of your filthy bigoted
rants would read like if delivered in the style of Snoop Dogg. Click on
the link!

http://tinyurl.com/yengwq

I think the gizooglized version of your schtick is a vast improvement.

72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD

The winner is...LUCIFER MORNING STAR ANGEL OF DEATH!

18 votes YES
00 votes NO

Congralations, Bearer of Light...Headedness! Never have I seen a kook
devise a theology from such outlandishly imcompatible sources.

KENNY MCCORMICK MEMORIAL MEDAL

The winner is...STEVEN RAY WINTER!

15 votes YES
00 votes NO

Congratulations, Steebie! How the kookologists managed to miss that you
have been TOSed from so many ISPs and NSPs for so long is a wonder!

BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG-WHISTLE AWARD

The winner is...KEN PANGBORN, TRAINED BY AUK!

17 votes Ken Pangborn, trained by AUK as a whole
09 votes Raymond Karczewski trained by Chadwick Stone
00 votes Neither of the above

Congratulations, Kenny Kakes! You have the dubious distinction of being
the trained ***** of an entire newsgroup. Now, fetch!

PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER

The winner is...SPOOGE!

18 votes YES
02 votes NO

All Hail Spooge! All Hail Petitmorte!

OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL

The winner is...TOM BISHOP!

15 votes Tom Bishop
11 votes Andrew Chung
04 votes Richard Scoville

Congratulations, Tosser, for beating both the incumbent and one of the big
w(h)inners of the month. My your term be long and lachrymose!

<music>The Internet is for Porn
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bW3kY1GtlYw
</music>

MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS

The winner is...THE BIG-8 MANAGEMENT BOARD!

15 votes The Big-8 Management Board
09 votes The Blankverse Peon, Will Dockery, Tom Bishop, and Cyborga
of rec.arts.poems

Congratulations, Team Calvin! How goes the proposal to create your own
private clubhouse group for proposals, just so something like
soc.men.moderated can never happen again?

This concludes the announcement of the winners of the October 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Thirty-seven people submitted thirty-seven ballots.
All thirty-seven were deemed valid and were counted.

See you all early next month, when the all the Americans will have become
sick and tired of turkey and nearly everyone reading will have frantically
begun their Christmas shopping.

Until then, enjoy and all hail Ming, Bob, and Fluffy!

<music>"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7q-o7VUNsYE
</music>
--
Nominations and Official FAQ for alt.usenet.kooks -
http://www.netcabal.com/auk

.

User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 09 Nov 2006 12:31:28 PM
"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote in
message news:Xns987626CC5687Bpinkusenseinetcabalc@204.153.244.170...

<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!

So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is the Only
way they can!
.
User: "Meat Plow"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 09 Nov 2006 02:26:16 PM
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"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote in
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<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q </music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!


So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is the
Only way they can!

Well we all know (TINW) that you'll never feel good about yourself.
--
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794
.
User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 10 Nov 2006 02:35:52 AM
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<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q </music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!


So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is
the Only way they can!


Well we all know (TINW) that you'll never feel good about yourself.

Well, he used to for about 90 seconds a day, but then his hand couldn't
reach his groin due to the size of his gut.
--
COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult® 581-00504-208
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Usenet's most helpful netizen
HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
.


User: "Daedalus"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 09 Nov 2006 02:11:47 PM
On Thu, 09 Nov 2006 18:31:28 GMT, " krp" <web2457k@verizon.net> wrote:


"Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler" <pollster@netcabal.com> wrote in
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<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDfy1ZLeh5Q
</music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006 Usenet
Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!


So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is the Only
way they can!

Hey Kenny.
I heard that the Commies turned Cuba into a dump. Care to respond to
that?
Jade
.

User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 10 Nov 2006 02:34:58 AM
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<music>"20th Century Fox Fanfare"
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</music>

The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!


So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is
the Only way they can!

An acceptance speech was unnecessary, KennyKakes, you were DQ'd from the
CNotM.
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Skepticult® 581-00504-208
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Usenet's most helpful netizen
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BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 10 Nov 2006 05:34:23 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!


So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is
the Only way they can!


An acceptance speech was unnecessary, KennyKakes, you were DQ'd from the
CNotM.

Chad like I said those "awards" are the ONLY way you losers can feel good
about yourselves.
.
User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 10 Nov 2006 07:38:30 AM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2006
Usenet Kook Awards. Envelopes, please!


So the inmates in AUK can feel good about themselves. The awards is
the Only way they can!


An acceptance speech was unnecessary, KennyKakes, you were DQ'd from
the CNotM.


Chad like I said those "awards" are the ONLY way you losers can feel
good about yourselves.

When was the last time you could see your balls without using a mirror,
KennyKakes?
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HoT, 03/2005
BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
.
User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 10 Nov 2006 04:52:32 PM
"Chadwick Stonebrain IV©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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When was the last time you could see your balls without using a mirror,
KennyKakes?

Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ***** handed to you badly enough over
your CUBA adventure?
.
User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 10 Nov 2006 08:55:45 PM
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"Chadwick Stonebrain IV©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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When was the last time you could see your balls without using a
mirror, KennyKakes?


Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ***** handed to you badly enough
over your CUBA adventure?

Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)
--
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Skepticult® 581-00504-208
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Usenet's most helpful netizen
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BWMDW, 08/2005, Trainer of pSylvia pSullivan
PSHL&S, 08/2006, Teh SMM II Debacle
.
User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 11 Nov 2006 04:38:28 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ***** handed to you badly enough
over your CUBA adventure?


Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)

Do you REALLY thiunk you "won" that round Chad?
.
User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 11 Nov 2006 07:40:53 AM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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When was the last time you could see your balls without using a

mirror,

KennyKakes?


Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ***** handed to you badly enough
over your CUBA adventure?


Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)


Do you REALLY thiunk you "won" that round Chad?

You must believe that to be the case, you had to snip the comment which
started your widdle temper tantrum. That snip has been defeated, btw :)
Just trying to be helpful <smirk>
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 11 Nov 2006 10:21:08 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ***** handed to you badly enough
over your CUBA adventure?


Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)


Do you REALLY think you "won" that round Chad?


You must believe that to be the case, you had to snip the comment which
started your widdle temper tantrum. That snip has been defeated, btw :)
Just trying to be helpful <smirk>

Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes. You ***** was handed
to you. ALl you have is your silly little adolescent "awards" in a vain
attempt to make yourselves seem important and something other than the
losers you really are!
.
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Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 11 Nov 2006 09:48:10 PM
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Tell me Chad, didn't you get your ***** handed to you badly
enough over your CUBA adventure?


Not only are you fat, so are your projections :)


Do you REALLY think you "won" that round Chad?


You must believe that to be the case, you had to snip the comment
which started your widdle temper tantrum. That snip has been
defeated, btw :) Just trying to be helpful <smirk>


Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.

The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>

You ***** was handed to you.

You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
happened. The only thing you actually proved is that you are much
fatter that initially assessed. <smirk>

ALl you have is your silly little adolescent "awards" in a vain

attempt to

make yourselves seem important and something other than the losers
you really are!

Translation: KennyKakes believes that Usenet is real life and that
everything that happens on Usenet is GRAVELY SERIOUS!!! <snicker>
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 12 Nov 2006 04:31:04 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.


The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>

Your ***** was handed to you.


You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
happened.

http://www.krpconsulting.net/trips_to_cuba.html
The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!
.
User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 12 Nov 2006 09:03:28 PM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.


The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>

Your ***** was handed to you.


You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
happened.


http://www.krap <re-re-re-re-re-redacted>
The PROOF is there.

That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by an
unbiased expert.

All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order bride"

Ooooh, that widdle retort smells of sputtered blood. Want some

Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar
little jackass you are along with the rest of your k00k possey!

Apparently, stepping on irony grenades isn't effective exercise, you're
getting fatter by the moment.

The images prove SEVERAL trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL"

You misspelled "gullible," ChubbyKakes. HTH :)
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 13 Nov 2006 04:07:54 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by an
unbiased expert.

Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.
.
User: "Text Medium No. 5"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 13 Nov 2006 09:48:55 AM
Hail Eris! On Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:07:54 +0000, krp jabbered inanely:

"Chadwick Stone©" wrote...

That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by an
unbiased expert.


Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.

Yeah, right. After all, "everyone knows" Kenneth Robert Pangborn is as
honest as the day is long, right, Mr. Diploma Mill Lawyer?
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Remember: Straight people can't help it!
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the official symbol for the planet Eris:
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"If you don't have pedicures AT LEAST every two weeks, don't talk to me.
If you don't floss every night and morning and brush at least twice a
day, don't talk to me. If you don't spend money on you hair and get
great cuts and color, don't talk to me. If you are heavy, don't talk to
me. If you don't shower every morning and take a nice bubble bath every
night, don't talk to me. If you don't have a loved one in your arms,
don't talk to me. If you don't keep an immaculate house, don't talk to
me. If you don't work, don't talk to me." -- Clearly, Martha Vandella
never wants to talk to me, which is for the best, really.
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User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 13 Nov 2006 02:34:33 PM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by
an unbiased expert.


Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.

Wow, whaddah witty retort! Did you rehearse that before posting,
KennyKakes?
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 14 Nov 2006 04:47:47 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by
an unbiased expert.


Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.


Wow, whaddah witty retort! Did you rehearse that before posting,
KennyKakes?

PL was impartial until you started attacking him. That's you way k00k. The
little boy with his fingers in his ears humming loudly.
.
User: "Chadwick Stone©"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 14 Nov 2006 06:17:15 AM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's
website. Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently
reviewed by an unbiased expert.


Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.


Wow, whaddah witty retort! Did you rehearse that before posting,
KennyKakes?


PL was impartial until you started attacking him. That's you way
k00k. The little boy with his fingers in his ears humming loudly.

Boohoo, KrybabyKakes. He reacted in k0oK fashion and was treated
thusly. Hell, isn't it?
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 14 Nov 2006 10:10:21 AM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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PL was impartial until you started attacking him. That's you way
k00k. The little boy with his fingers in his ears humming loudly.


Boohoo, KrybabyKakes. He reacted in k0oK fashion and was treated
thusly. Hell, isn't it?

Nice game Chad - anyone who disagrees with your screed openly is "responding
in k00K fashion" and must be treated as such. Nice gig to be judge, jury and
executioner in your own little fiefdom there k00klah! That way nobody can
ever prove how wrong and full of ***** you are. What grade did you say you
were in, infant?
.
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Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 14 Nov 2006 03:05:32 PM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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PL was impartial until you started attacking him. That's you way
k00k. The little boy with his fingers in his ears humming loudly.


Boohoo, KrybabyKakes. He reacted in k0oK fashion and was treated
thusly. Hell, isn't it?


Nice game Chad - anyone who disagrees with your screed openly is
"responding in k00K fashion" and must be treated as such.

Uh, no, anyone is free to disagree, it is *HOW* they disagree that
strikes the right cords in AUK, Klo0lessKakes.

Nice gig to be judge

That would ultimately be the job of the FNVW.

jury

I'm merely a juror, oh screedy one.

and executioner

Feeling a bit vulnerable, these days, are ya?

in your own little fiefdom there k00klah!

What part of "Usenet isn't real life" don't you understand?

That way nobody can ever prove how wrong and full of ***** you are.

You do a good job of proving your own kl0olessness.

What grade did you say you were in, infant?

Infants don't attend grade school, dumbass. Gawd, you can't even
construct a sensible flame.
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Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 14 Nov 2006 03:44:42 PM
"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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What grade did you say you were in, infant?


Infants don't attend grade school, dumbass. Gawd, you can't even
construct a sensible flame.

In the law, k00k, children in elementary schools are classified as
"infants." I suppose it also applies to retardates like you.
.
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Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 15 Nov 2006 07:26:24 AM
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"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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What grade did you say you were in, infant?


Infants don't attend grade school, dumbass. Gawd, you can't even
construct a sensible flame.



In the law, k00k, children in elementary schools are classified as
"infants." I suppose it also applies to retardates like you.

In the real world, Klo0lessKakes, infants sleep in cribs and crawl
around on their arms and legs... sort of like you.
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User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"

Title: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. 13 Nov 2006 05:06:12 AM
krp wrote:

"Chadwick Stone=A9" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:4gR5h.257535$Mn2.237345@fe02.news.easynews.com...

That is YOUR k0oKsite, KRaP, not an impartial third party's website.
Additionally, your "evidence" has not been independently reviewed by an
unbiased expert.


Chad - you need serious mental health intervention.

Neighbor Chad remains convicted by the Holy Spirit:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Convicts
Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
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Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
.



User: "Art Deco"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 12 Nov 2006 02:42:28 PM
krp <web2457@verizon.net> wrote:

"Chadwick Stone©" <chad_stone@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.


The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>

Your ***** was handed to you.


You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
happened.


http://redacted-kooklink



The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!

I see no proof, KENNY KAKES.
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attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
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User: " krp"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 13 Nov 2006 04:06:49 AM
"Art Deco" <erfc@netcabal.com> wrote in message
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I see nothing, KENNY KAKES.

Of course not Sergeant Schultz!
.
User: "Art Deco"

Title: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, October 2006 13 Nov 2006 09:27:35 AM
krp <web2457@verizon.net> wrote:

"Art Deco" <erfc@netcabal.com> wrote in message
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I see nothing, KENNY KAKES.


Of course not Sergeant Schultz!

Oh look, KENNY KAKES is back to post editing. What a surprise.
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attribution problems?"
-- Dr. David Tholen
.



User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD"

Title: Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world. 12 Nov 2006 04:59:48 AM
krp wrote:

Chadwick wrote:

krp wrote:


Chad you and the rest of the AUK cretins are jokes.


The laughter you hear is not from those who are laughing *with* you,
chubby. <chortle>

"Written laughter is silent despair." -- Holy Spirit
Amen.

Your ***** was handed to you.


You were determined to be a fraud by default. You never presented
evidence that was corroborated by an impartial third party expert as
authentic that your alleged trip to purchase a mail order bride ever
happened.


http://www.krpconsulting.net/trips_to_cuba.html

The PROOF is there. All you have are your LIES Chad. No "mail order
bride" Chad, just more of you showing the world what a vulgar little jackass
you are along with the rest of your k00k possey! The images prove SEVERAL
trips to Cuba to anyone "NORMAL" there k00klah!

Your boldness can only come from knowing and siding with the truth.
This boldness glorifies GOD.
Laus Deo ! ! !
Truth is absolute and invincible.

From HIM you will have all the strength you could possibly need to

overcome the powers of darkness.
When the brethren of LORD Jesus Christ sing out "Glory, Glory,
Hallelujah ! HE reigns ! ! " satan and all his minions tremble in fear
and utter despair.
And so Chadwick Stone is vanquished.
This victory belongs to GOD, Whom I love with all my heart, soul, mind,
and strength:
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit/fear.asp
Fear GOD and dread nothing that is of this world, dear friend Kenneth:
http://MabletonGA.OurLittle.net/DreadNought
May neighbor Stone wisely choose to receive his consolation prize for
being vanquished by the Holy Spirit by surrendering to LORD Jesus
Christ:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/fcb058da12bb3f3d?
Otherwise, neighbor Stone will be turned over to satan who will bring
to bear on him unimaginably brutal and sadistic torments upon his body
and soul.
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water, dear friend
Kenneth whom I love unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Christ's amazing love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung
Cardiologist, Atlanta, Georgia, USA
http://HeartMDPhD.com/HolySpirit
As for knowing who are the very elect, these you will know by the
unconditional love they have for everyone including their enemies
(Matthew 5:44-45, 1 Corinthians 13:3, James 2:14-17).
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love
.













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