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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "johac"
Date: 02 Nov 2005 07:41:47 AM
Object: Witch Robs Bank!
They must have know she wasn't a real witch. A real witch would never
have used a weapon. She would have just threatened to turn the teller
into a toad or something.
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Woman in Witch Costume Robs Wash. Bank
Tue Nov 1, 6:40 AM ET
A woman dressed as a witch robbed a bank and vanished in the smoke of an
exploding security dye pack, then apparently reappeared in street
clothes and held up another bank, police said.
The Halloween holdups were less than an hour apart at bank branches in
Olympia and neighboring Lacey, authorities said.
The first robbery was reported when a woman wearing a shiny purple witch
hat, cloak and long blond wig handed the teller a note indicating she
had a weapon and demanding cash, Lacey police Lt. Phil Comstock said.
As the woman ran from the bank, the dye pack exploded and she dropped
the money and her hat, authorities said.
Olympia police later received a silent alarm from a bank branch where
witnesses said a woman handed the teller a note and escaped with an
undisclosed amount of money.
Investigators were comparing images from surveillance cameras, but from
witness descriptions "it looks like the same lady," Detective Samuel
Costello said.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Witch Robs Bank! 02 Nov 2005 04:53:40 PM
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-24B361.23414701112005@news.giganews.com...

They must have know she wasn't a real witch. A real witch would never
have used a weapon. She would have just threatened to turn the teller
into a toad or something.

That and she would have found much easier ways to get cash ;)

---
Woman in Witch Costume Robs Wash. Bank

Tue Nov 1, 6:40 AM ET

A woman dressed as a witch robbed a bank and vanished in the smoke of an
exploding security dye pack, then apparently reappeared in street
clothes and held up another bank, police said.

The Halloween holdups were less than an hour apart at bank branches in
Olympia and neighboring Lacey, authorities said.

The first robbery was reported when a woman wearing a shiny purple witch
hat, cloak and long blond wig handed the teller a note indicating she
had a weapon and demanding cash, Lacey police Lt. Phil Comstock said.

As the woman ran from the bank, the dye pack exploded and she dropped
the money and her hat, authorities said.

Olympia police later received a silent alarm from a bank branch where
witnesses said a woman handed the teller a note and escaped with an
undisclosed amount of money.

Investigators were comparing images from surveillance cameras, but from
witness descriptions "it looks like the same lady," Detective Samuel
Costello said.

It wasn't me, I swear! <hides dye-covered hands behind back> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Witch Robs Bank! 04 Nov 2005 06:23:25 AM
In article <3ss98lFpmmmuU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-24B361.23414701112005@news.giganews.com...

They must have know she wasn't a real witch. A real witch would never
have used a weapon. She would have just threatened to turn the teller
into a toad or something.


That and she would have found much easier ways to get cash ;)

Probably could have just conjured some up.


---
Woman in Witch Costume Robs Wash. Bank

Tue Nov 1, 6:40 AM ET

A woman dressed as a witch robbed a bank and vanished in the smoke of an
exploding security dye pack, then apparently reappeared in street
clothes and held up another bank, police said.

The Halloween holdups were less than an hour apart at bank branches in
Olympia and neighboring Lacey, authorities said.

The first robbery was reported when a woman wearing a shiny purple witch
hat, cloak and long blond wig handed the teller a note indicating she
had a weapon and demanding cash, Lacey police Lt. Phil Comstock said.

As the woman ran from the bank, the dye pack exploded and she dropped
the money and her hat, authorities said.

Olympia police later received a silent alarm from a bank branch where
witnesses said a woman handed the teller a note and escaped with an
undisclosed amount of money.

Investigators were comparing images from surveillance cameras, but from
witness descriptions "it looks like the same lady," Detective Samuel
Costello said.


It wasn't me, I swear! <hides dye-covered hands behind back> ;)

Must have another witch, but which witch was which?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Witch Robs Bank! 04 Nov 2005 04:50:24 PM
"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-BCEBD6.22232503112005@news.giganews.com...

In article <3ss98lFpmmmuU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-24B361.23414701112005@news.giganews.com...

They must have know she wasn't a real witch. A real witch would never
have used a weapon. She would have just threatened to turn the teller
into a toad or something.


That and she would have found much easier ways to get cash ;)


Probably could have just conjured some up.

Or at the very least, lit a green candle, mutter some gobbly-gook and hope
for the best ;)


---
Woman in Witch Costume Robs Wash. Bank

Tue Nov 1, 6:40 AM ET

A woman dressed as a witch robbed a bank and vanished in the smoke of

an

exploding security dye pack, then apparently reappeared in street
clothes and held up another bank, police said.

The Halloween holdups were less than an hour apart at bank branches in
Olympia and neighboring Lacey, authorities said.

The first robbery was reported when a woman wearing a shiny purple

witch

hat, cloak and long blond wig handed the teller a note indicating she
had a weapon and demanding cash, Lacey police Lt. Phil Comstock said.

As the woman ran from the bank, the dye pack exploded and she dropped
the money and her hat, authorities said.

Olympia police later received a silent alarm from a bank branch where
witnesses said a woman handed the teller a note and escaped with an
undisclosed amount of money.

Investigators were comparing images from surveillance cameras, but

from

witness descriptions "it looks like the same lady," Detective Samuel
Costello said.


It wasn't me, I swear! <hides dye-covered hands behind back> ;)


Must have another witch, but which witch was which?

Who's on first?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Witch Robs Bank! 05 Nov 2005 06:46:05 AM
In article <3t1hqhFqed8eU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-BCEBD6.22232503112005@news.giganews.com...

In article <3ss98lFpmmmuU1@individual.net>,
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:

"johac" <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com> wrote in message
news:jhachm-24B361.23414701112005@news.giganews.com...

They must have know she wasn't a real witch. A real witch would never
have used a weapon. She would have just threatened to turn the teller
into a toad or something.


That and she would have found much easier ways to get cash ;)


Probably could have just conjured some up.


Or at the very least, lit a green candle, mutter some gobbly-gook and hope
for the best ;)

Why not? Green cnadle. I'll have to remember that if I ever decide to
buy a lottery ticket. :-)


---
Woman in Witch Costume Robs Wash. Bank

Tue Nov 1, 6:40 AM ET

A woman dressed as a witch robbed a bank and vanished in the smoke of

an

exploding security dye pack, then apparently reappeared in street
clothes and held up another bank, police said.

The Halloween holdups were less than an hour apart at bank branches in
Olympia and neighboring Lacey, authorities said.

The first robbery was reported when a woman wearing a shiny purple

witch

hat, cloak and long blond wig handed the teller a note indicating she
had a weapon and demanding cash, Lacey police Lt. Phil Comstock said.

As the woman ran from the bank, the dye pack exploded and she dropped
the money and her hat, authorities said.

Olympia police later received a silent alarm from a bank branch where
witnesses said a woman handed the teller a note and escaped with an
undisclosed amount of money.

Investigators were comparing images from surveillance cameras, but

from

witness descriptions "it looks like the same lady," Detective Samuel
Costello said.


It wasn't me, I swear! <hides dye-covered hands behind back> ;)


Must have another witch, but which witch was which?


Who's on first?

Yes.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.





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