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Religions > Atheism |
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"Davej" |
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23 Dec 2006 07:26:34 AM |
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Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
23 Dec 2006 10:23:37 AM |
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In article <1166880394.044162.54830@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>, Davej said...
Fear Him!
No need to fear. Santa is easily placated with cookies and
milk.
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
23 Dec 2006 01:52:23 PM |
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ff7221628b90598a27b@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <1166880394.044162.54830@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>, Davej said...
Fear Him!
No need to fear. Santa is easily placated with cookies and
milk.
And the worst he does is put coal in your stocking.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
23 Dec 2006 04:16:38 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in
news:JLydnYGsr4RoFRDYnZ2dnUVZ_oipnZ2d@io.com:
"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ff7221628b90598a27b@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <1166880394.044162.54830@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>, Davej said...
Fear Him!
No need to fear. Santa is easily placated with cookies and
milk.
And the worst he does is put coal in your stocking.
He's a bad mofo, though:
http://bellsouthpwp.net/g/e/gekido/fight_club.jpg
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Doc Smartass
"***** repeated to the limit of infinity asymptotically approaches
the odour of roses." -- Relf's Law
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
23 Dec 2006 03:10:25 PM |
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On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:52:23 -0600, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ff7221628b90598a27b@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <1166880394.044162.54830@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>, Davej said...
Fear Him!
No need to fear. Santa is easily placated with cookies and
milk.
And the worst he does is put coal in your stocking.
Clearly you need to do a download in order to discover the truth of
the matter.
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage.
http://www.city-of-dis.com/p_q.asp?I1=69597&I2=69121
The begining...
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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| Title: Re: Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
23 Dec 2006 11:37:51 PM |
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On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:52:23 -0600, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com>
wrote:
"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
news:MPG.1ff7221628b90598a27b@newsgroups.comcast.net...
In article <1166880394.044162.54830@
79g2000cws.googlegroups.com>, Davej said...
Fear Him!
No need to fear. Santa is easily placated with cookies and
milk.
And the worst he does is put coal in your stocking.
Not the Santa around here. We got it bad. That fat ***** cleans out
my checking account to a fairly well degree every year right around
this time, and I seem powerless to do anything about it.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Worship Santa Claus or be damned forever! |
23 Dec 2006 03:24:01 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Davej (galt_57@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
Fear Him!
Bow down
Bow down
Before the ultimate Santa
Or be crushed
Or be crushed
By his jolly boots of doom.
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Proud member of Earthquack's "Ghost fulla holes" convict page
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