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Religions > Atheism |
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"Tink" |
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13 Dec 2005 07:28:00 AM |
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WTF |
If the morons in KansASS want to get rid of teaching evolution, I say
let 'em. Someone has to work at McDonalds.
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away... It really pisses him off.
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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EAC Chairman, Division of Skydiving and Sushi consumption.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: WTF |
13 Dec 2005 01:58:50 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:28:00 -0600, Tink wrote
(in article <G96dnUuIIpf8UQPeRVn-pw@comcast.com>):
If the morons in KansASS want to get rid of teaching evolution, I say
let 'em. Someone has to work at McDonalds.
That wouldn't work, since those who work at McDonalds have to have some
understanding of germs and how they spread.
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Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³It's all very simple : you believe in a god, I don't. Theists first invented
the concept of god or gods, and the sceptical people said : "Huh?". It's been
downhill from there. ;-)³ - Olrik
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| User: "DaveJr" |
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| Title: Re: WTF |
13 Dec 2005 02:03:16 PM |
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"Harry F. Leopold" <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in message
news:0001HW.BFC4841A0058A3E6F0284550@news.central.cox.net...
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:28:00 -0600, Tink wrote
(in article <G96dnUuIIpf8UQPeRVn-pw@comcast.com>):
If the morons in KansASS want to get rid of teaching evolution, I say
let 'em. Someone has to work at McDonalds.
Those jobs are spoken for by the illegal immagrants.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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| Title: Re: WTF |
13 Dec 2005 02:04:33 PM |
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Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote in
news:0001HW.BFC4841A0058A3E6F0284550@news.central.cox.net:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:28:00 -0600, Tink wrote
(in article <G96dnUuIIpf8UQPeRVn-pw@comcast.com>):
If the morons in KansASS want to get rid of teaching evolution, I say
let 'em. Someone has to work at McDonalds.
That wouldn't work, since those who work at McDonalds have to have some
understanding of germs and how they spread.
Not at all. Just tell 'em the employee bathroom has Communion Soap (tm) and
the sink is piped with Holy Water.
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"So there is no third law of Terrydynamics."
-- William Hyde
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: WTF |
13 Dec 2005 06:27:27 PM |
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In article <0001HW.BFC4841A0058A3E6F0284550@news.central.cox.net>,
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:28:00 -0600, Tink wrote
(in article <G96dnUuIIpf8UQPeRVn-pw@comcast.com>):
If the morons in KansASS want to get rid of teaching evolution, I say
let 'em. Someone has to work at McDonalds.
That wouldn't work, since those who work at McDonalds have to have some
understanding of germs and how they spread.
Just tell them that washing their hands is a commandment, and that would
cover it. Only don't let 'em see the passage where Jesus tells his 12
guys they don't have to wash up before eating...
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: WTF |
13 Dec 2005 07:53:58 PM |
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On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 18:27:27 -0600, nemo* wrote
(in article <nemo0037-DDD622.19253213122005@news1.west.earthlink.net>):
In article <0001HW.BFC4841A0058A3E6F0284550@news.central.cox.net>,
Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:
On Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:28:00 -0600, Tink wrote
(in article <G96dnUuIIpf8UQPeRVn-pw@comcast.com>):
If the morons in KansASS want to get rid of teaching evolution, I say
let 'em. Someone has to work at McDonalds.
That wouldn't work, since those who work at McDonalds have to have some
understanding of germs and how they spread.
Just tell them that washing their hands is a commandment, and that would
cover it. Only don't let 'em see the passage where Jesus tells his 12
guys they don't have to wash up before eating...
Those "commandments" don't seem to do a bit of good now, hardly any of the
Christians I know of actually follow them, certainly not all of them. So I
would not expect that telling them that their god demands they wash their
hands before cooking or eating to actually cause them to do so.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
America, making tomorrow's terrorists today.
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