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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Liz"
Date: 08 May 2005 08:03:38 PM
Object: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html
Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License
Christ's Attorney Says Name Change Was An Effort To Express His Faith
POSTED: 5:21 pm EDT May 7, 2005
UPDATED: 5:27 pm EDT May 7, 2005
CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia,
but he's having trouble getting a driver's license.
The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using
that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport,
Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing
the name Jesus Christ.
But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license
requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original
name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an
official name change approved in Washington.
A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago,
saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or "significantly"
offend people. An appeals court ruling last month, however, will start
that process anew.
Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
.

User: "Dale"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 08 May 2005 11:20:53 PM
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[...]

The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using
that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport,
Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing
the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license
requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original
name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an
official name change approved in Washington.

A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago,
saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or "significantly"
offend people.

In Germany you have to get state approval even to name your child. A
colleague of mine from Bavaria was almost refused the right to name his
daughter Luna, because the judge thought it might subject her to derision in
school.
.
User: "Liz"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 05:19:24 AM
On Mon, 09 May 2005 04:20:53 GMT, "Dale" <dmgreer@nspm.airmail.net> in
news message <FyBfe.175$aM4.108@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com> wrote:

"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:nfdt715c9s1q8b94mbdi5heggdmttofj7o@4ax.com...

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[...]

The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using
that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport,
Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing
the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license
requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original
name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an
official name change approved in Washington.

A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago,
saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or "significantly"
offend people.


In Germany you have to get state approval even to name your child. A
colleague of mine from Bavaria was almost refused the right to name his
daughter Luna, because the judge thought it might subject her to derision in
school.

That practice seems very intrusive. Your judges must have too much
time on their hands.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
.
User: "Doc Smartass"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 09:25:49 PM
Liz <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in
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On Mon, 09 May 2005 04:20:53 GMT, "Dale" <dmgreer@nspm.airmail.net> in
news message <FyBfe.175$aM4.108@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com> wrote:

"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:nfdt715c9s1q8b94mbdi5heggdmttofj7o@4ax.com...

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[...]

The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using
that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport,
Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing
the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license
requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original
name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an
official name change approved in Washington.

A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago,
saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or
"significantly" offend people.


In Germany you have to get state approval even to name your child. A
colleague of mine from Bavaria was almost refused the right to name
his daughter Luna, because the judge thought it might subject her to
derision in school.


That practice seems very intrusive. Your judges must have too much
time on their hands.

Buncha gawddamn...er...ACTIVISTS!
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Tesserasshole: When someone is such an ***** that he stretches into the
Fourth Dimension. (D. C. Davis)
.



User: "Ron Baker, Pluralitas!"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 12:52:11 AM
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:nfdt715c9s1q8b94mbdi5heggdmttofj7o@4ax.com...

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License
Christ's Attorney Says Name Change Was An Effort To Express His Faith

POSTED: 5:21 pm EDT May 7, 2005
UPDATED: 5:27 pm EDT May 7, 2005

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia,
but he's having trouble getting a driver's license.

The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using
that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport,
Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing
the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license
requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original
name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an
official name change approved in Washington.

A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago,
saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or "significantly"
offend people. An appeals court ruling last month, however, will start
that process anew.

Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.

That's funny. Good one.
--
rb #2187
.

User: "towelie"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 01:22:03 AM
TV's Liz wrote:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License
Christ's Attorney Says Name Change Was An Effort To Express His Faith

POSTED: 5:21 pm EDT May 7, 2005
UPDATED: 5:27 pm EDT May 7, 2005

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Jesus Christ is hoping to move to West Virginia,
but he's having trouble getting a driver's license.

The man is described as a white-haired businessman who's been using
that name for 15 years without a problem. He has a U.S. passport,
Social Security card and Washington driver's license -- all bearing
the name Jesus Christ.

But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license
requirements, since his Florida birth certificate bears his original
name. The man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. still hasn't had an
official name change approved in Washington.

A District of Columbia judge denied the legal change two years ago,
saying the name could provoke "a violent reaction" or "significantly"
offend people. An appeals court ruling last month, however, will start
that process anew.

Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.

If 78% of Muslims call themselves "Mohammed" then why can't this guy call
himself Jesus?
--
Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.
A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing.
- Maynard James Keenan
The belief in the Christian god... is an appalling nightmare. I reject
the notion that the whole universe was created by this kind of evil
creature who would create such a thing. - Anthony Flew, March 22, 2005
aa #2133
ap #19
.
User: "Liz"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 05:21:02 AM
On Mon, 9 May 2005 01:22:03 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
in news message <sP-dnfG8qMYQnOLfRVn-tA@centurytel.net> wrote:

TV's Liz wrote:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[-----]


Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.


If 78% of Muslims call themselves "Mohammed" then why can't this guy call
himself Jesus?

Maybe it was the surname. :)
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
.
User: "kathryn"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 01:43:44 PM
"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
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On Mon, 9 May 2005 01:22:03 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
in news message <sP-dnfG8qMYQnOLfRVn-tA@centurytel.net> wrote:

TV's Liz wrote:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[-----]


Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.


If 78% of Muslims call themselves "Mohammed" then why can't this guy call
himself Jesus?


Maybe it was the surname. :)



There are many Mohammed Mohammed's
.
User: "Brian Westley"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 09 May 2005 05:20:09 PM
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> writes:

"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:k5eu715r391ti7or4ubk8j8a2627kgdhl4@4ax.com...

On Mon, 9 May 2005 01:22:03 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
in news message <sP-dnfG8qMYQnOLfRVn-tA@centurytel.net> wrote:

TV's Liz wrote:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[-----]


Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.


If 78% of Muslims call themselves "Mohammed" then why can't this guy call
himself Jesus?


Maybe it was the surname. :)

There are many Mohammed Mohammed's

They could obviously register at the Department of Redundancy Department.
---
Merlyn LeRoy
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: WV denies Jesus Christ a Driver's License 13 May 2005 10:06:48 AM
On Mon, 9 May 2005 18:43:44 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn" <nospam@here.com>
wrote:


"Liz" <ehuth1@donotspam.com> wrote in message
news:k5eu715r391ti7or4ubk8j8a2627kgdhl4@4ax.com...

On Mon, 9 May 2005 01:22:03 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
in news message <sP-dnfG8qMYQnOLfRVn-tA@centurytel.net> wrote:

TV's Liz wrote:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/4462905/detail.html

Jesus Christ In Legal Battle For W.Va. Driver's License

[-----]


Christ's attorney says the name change was an effort to express his
faith.


If 78% of Muslims call themselves "Mohammed" then why can't this guy call
himself Jesus?


Maybe it was the surname. :)

There are many Mohammed Mohammed's

That's gotta be a real problem controlling access to secure areas.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.





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