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Religions > Atheism |
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"Enkidu" |
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19 Jan 2008 08:35:30 PM |
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Yes, another joke. |
A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to
make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he
crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a
confessional.
A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow
was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the
confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.
Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any
toilet paper on your side?"
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Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
"That was amazing! Did you have to swear a circus oath to never reveal the
source of your clown powers?"
-The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Yes, another joke. |
19 Jan 2008 10:06:28 PM |
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A man is walking down a street and he hears what sounds like chanting. As he
nears a building with no windows or doors visible he hears a group of people
saying 11, 11, 11, 11 over and over again.
He finally finds a sign showing it is a home for the mentally disturbed and
he wants to know what the chanting is about.
As he walks towards the rear of the building it gets louder 11, 11, 11, ....
11
He finds a door, knocks and gets no response. He notices an old fashioned
keyhole and decides this is the only chance he may have to find out what the
chanting is about.
He peeks through the hole... and wakes a few minutes later remembering a
brief flash then something sharp poking his eye.
From inside the building he hears chanting.
12, 12, 12, 12, 12, 12 ....
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| User: "AZ Nomad" |
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| Title: Re: Yes, another joke. |
19 Jan 2008 08:47:37 PM |
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Sorry if this one is kind of old.
Priest, Lawyer and a 5 year old boy are aboard a sinking ship.
Priest: There's only two life jackets, what should we do?
Lawyer: Let's take them for ourselves. ***** the kid!
Priest: You think there's time?
Jesus was jewish; you could tell. He thought his mom was a virgin. She
thought he was god. He lived with his parents into his 30's and went into
his father's business. He wanted to be a lawyer, but got nailed on his
boards.
Last thing jesus said: Peter! I can see your house from here.
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