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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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01 Jan 2005 09:24:23 PM |
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Yet More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blpedophilepriests.htm
"The U.S. Cardinals said they are going to develop a code of ethics to
help them deal with the sexual scandal. Wait a minute, I thought there
already was a code of ethics, it's called the Bible." —Jay Leno
"I read this in the paper this morning: New York City has a priest
shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world. ... To
give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy
had to grope himself." —David Letterman
"As you've probably heard, the Pope has asked all the Cardinals to
return to Rome. You know how they got them all to come back? They told
them that there was going to be a performance by the Vienna Boys
Choir." —Jay Leno
"The Cardinals will be staying at the Domus Sanctae Marthae, the new
hotel at the Vatican, where turn down service means the bell boy isn't
interested." —Daily Show host Jon Stewart
"They say (the Pledge of Allegiance) violates the separation of church
and state. How about the separation of church and altar boy? That's
what I'm worried about." —Jay Leno
"Cardinal Law had difficulty with his memory under oath today. He
could only remember three commandments. Under oath, Cardinal Law said
'I do not recall' 43 times. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential
material." —David Letterman
"The House Transportation Committee is now considering a bill that
would allow pilots to carry guns for protection. I've got a better
idea, why not give guns to altar boys, give them a fighting chance."
—Jay Leno
"In Boston, it looks like Cardinal Bernard Law isn't going to be
punished. It turns out he's getting transferred to Rome, which is kind
of like a promotion. He said today he wanted to thank all the little
people." —Jay Leno
"The Catholic Church is finally cracking down. Here's the deal now: if
a priest is transferred to another parish, he cannot take his live-in
boyfriend." —David Letterman
"The Catholic Church has just opened a new $2 million cathedral in Los
Angeles. They really spared no expense. Each confessional has a panic
button in it." —David Letterman
"The Church reaffirming celibacy — it's kind of like Clinton
reaffirming monogamy." —Jay Leno
"The big Vatican summit wrapped up, closing ceremonies were Harry
Connick Jr. The Vatican is taking a tough stand now, three strikes and
you're transferred." —David Letterman
"This is the last Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Next year, boys will
be involved too. I guess the church lobbied pretty hard on that one."
—Jay Leno
"After all these scandals in the church, many Roman Catholics are
calling for an end to celibacy. And end to celibacy, how about
starting celibacy? Let's at least try it to see if it works." —Jay
Leno
"Pope has called all the U.S. cardinals back to the Vatican. He's
going to have Italy's top soccer coach talk to them. I believe the
topic is how to do your job without using your hands." —Jay Leno
"Today the Catholic Church unveiled its new policy. Don't ask, don't
confess." —Jay Leno
"Isn't it crazy with all these church scandals? I'm beginning to
understand how all those Bibles ended up in hotel rooms." —Jay Leno
"This week hundreds of bishops arrived in Dallas for their annual
convention. You know what that means? Party. Party. Party. A couple of
bellboys are being carried over the threshold tonight." —Jay Leno
"There is a big conference of Catholic Bishops in Dallas. Well this is
great for the city, it brings in about $12 million in hush money."
—David Letterman
"The Supreme Court ruled today that virtual child pornography is
legal. Finally, some good news for the church." —Jay Leno
"Bush said we're going after white-collar criminals and I'm thinking
'Gee I wish the Catholic church would do that.'" —David Letterman
"Kids, if you see an ad that says Cardinals looking for a bat boy,
watch out, that has nothing to do with the baseball team." —Jay Leno
~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1332 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: Yet More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
02 Jan 2005 11:52:11 PM |
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On Jan 2, 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
***** sent message <f5qet0ddl7u55e12cafg5gohldlkgu45ag@4ax.com>,
which allegedly said:
"The big Vatican summit wrapped up, closing ceremonies were Harry
Connick Jr. The Vatican is taking a tough stand now, three strikes and
you're transferred." —David Letterman
/me thinks:
"4 balls and you take a walk"
Have Fun
Martin
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Yet More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
03 Jan 2005 01:55:54 AM |
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On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 16:52:11 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Jan 2, 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
***** sent message <f5qet0ddl7u55e12cafg5gohldlkgu45ag@4ax.com>,
which allegedly said:
"The big Vatican summit wrapped up, closing ceremonies were Harry
Connick Jr. The Vatican is taking a tough stand now, three strikes and
you're transferred." —David Letterman
/me thinks:
"4 balls and you take a walk"
LOL!
So one Roman Catholic priest says to the other: "So did you get to
second base with the altar boy?"
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1332 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Martin Crisp" |
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| Title: Re: Yet More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
03 Jan 2005 07:50:11 PM |
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On Jan 3, 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
***** sent message <9iuht0tkpol9s9enif43rcgbipg6e0ot5q@4ax.com>,
which allegedly said:
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 16:52:11 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Jan 2, 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
***** sent message <f5qet0ddl7u55e12cafg5gohldlkgu45ag@4ax.com>,
which allegedly said:
"The big Vatican summit wrapped up, closing ceremonies were Harry
Connick Jr. The Vatican is taking a tough stand now, three strikes and
you're transferred." —David Letterman
/me thinks:
"4 balls and you take a walk"
LOL!
So one Roman Catholic priest says to the other: "So did you get to
second base with the altar boy?"
"No, I fell to a double-play by his parents, with Law."
Have Fun
Martin
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aa #1792 Almost always SMASHed
AIM: Hypercube3141592
ICQ: 137333576
email: as given, or whatever you like @ tesseract.com.au
ph: http://www.whitepages.com.au/
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Yet More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
03 Jan 2005 07:20:21 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 23:55:54 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 16:52:11 +1100, Martin Crisp
<Spam.Bucket@tesseract.com.au> wrote:
On Jan 2, 2005, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting
***** sent message <f5qet0ddl7u55e12cafg5gohldlkgu45ag@4ax.com>,
which allegedly said:
"The big Vatican summit wrapped up, closing ceremonies were Harry
Connick Jr. The Vatican is taking a tough stand now, three strikes and
you're transferred." —David Letterman
/me thinks:
"4 balls and you take a walk"
LOL!
So one Roman Catholic priest says to the other: "So did you get to
second base with the altar boy?"
The second priest snickers and says; "Home Run! Candy from a baby."
The first priest stares. "That easy, huh? What's your secret?"
The second priest replied; "I told him I was choc-full-o-nuts."
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Crazyalec" |
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| Title: Re: Yet More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
05 Jan 2005 06:55:31 PM |
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Yang, you are angry becuse you were molested by a priest. Just move on.
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