Religions > Atheism > You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ and not believe
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25 Apr 2004 05:15:25 PM |
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You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ and not believe |
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
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25 Apr 2004 10:34:30 PM |
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wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
"sexboy"?? Trying to attract priests? Trying to become one?
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Olrik
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| User: "Tink" |
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26 Apr 2004 04:17:47 PM |
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wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
You loose.
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"There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher-
the clergyman." [Victor Hugo]
The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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26 Apr 2004 06:51:26 PM |
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In article <T_idnaXYg68d4RDdRVn-vg@comcast.com>, Tink says...
sexboy@mail.ru wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
You loose.
Well, with a name like "sexboy", I would imagine that he is rather loose ;)
(Sorry, but spelling demon made me do it)
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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26 Apr 2004 07:21:02 AM |
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In article <408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>, says...
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie.
Fine, as long as you're paying for the ticket as well as a limo to take me there
and back.
You will repent and
see the light my friend.
Prove it. How can a religious snuff film make me believe anything?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Colin Day" |
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26 Apr 2004 08:23:12 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>, says...
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie.
Fine, as long as you're paying for the ticket as well as a limo to take me there
and back.
Hey, charge her for the babysitter, too. You're not letting your children
watch that film, are you?
You will repent and
see the light my friend.
Prove it. How can a religious snuff film make me believe anything?
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Colin Day aa #1500
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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25 Apr 2004 07:07:03 PM |
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In article <408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>, wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent
and
see the light my friend.
Idiot troll. What gives you the idea that watching 2 hours of brutality
will change anyone's beliefs? You trying to attract sadists?
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Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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25 Apr 2004 08:21:22 PM |
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"*nemo*" <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-4392A2.20070225042004@news01.east.earthlink.net...
In article <408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>, wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent
and
see the light my friend.
Idiot troll. What gives you the idea that watching 2 hours of brutality
will change anyone's beliefs? You trying to attract sadists?
Well, it might. I watched Mel Gibson, the hero and good catholic, who
produced POC (which made a mark) in another movie last night.
Payback.
Our good Catholic starts by probably killing a few people to steal money
from them.
Then his partner shoots him and takes the money.
Mel recovers and spends the rest of the movie killing and maiming people to
get his money back.
Some of the people he kills are middlemen and not able to give him the money
so he kills them to show he really means to get the money back.
He gets the money back and gets the girl.
But according to someone I heard the other night that is gratuitous violence
and POC mark was not...
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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26 Apr 2004 09:56:25 AM |
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In our last episode,
<408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>,
the lovely and talented
broadcast on alt.atheism:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent and see the light my friend.
Hey, here's another one for the "Xtianity: Disease or Sickness?" file.
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Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC, Atheist #1965 http://www.io.com/~eighner
"I hope I never get so old I get religious." --Ingmar Bergman
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| User: "Sharon" |
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| Title: Salvation Insurance -- was:--Re: You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ and not believe |
26 Apr 2004 04:12:51 PM |
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Lars Eighner <eighner@io.com> wrote in message news:<slrnc8q8mi.6au.eighner@goodwill.io.com>...
In our last episode,
<408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>,
the lovely and talented
broadcast on alt.atheism:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent and see the light my friend.
Hey, here's another one for the "Xtianity: Disease or Sickness?" file.
Let me know if you need any.
I'm the person to contact.
Salvation Insurance for the Non-Believer
http://www.christainhistory.com/articles/salvation_insurance.html
How to guarantee you'll get into heaven. Now non-believers can secure their
inheritance in the Afterlife.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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26 Apr 2004 04:29:37 PM |
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Sharon wrote:
Lars Eighner <eighner@io.com> wrote in message news:<slrnc8q8mi.6au.eighner@goodwill.io.com>...
In our last episode,
<408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>,
the lovely and talented
broadcast on alt.atheism:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent and see the light my friend.
Hey, here's another one for the "Xtianity: Disease or Sickness?" file.
Let me know if you need any.
I'm the person to contact.
Salvation Insurance for the Non-Believer
http://www.christainhistory.com/articles/salvation_insurance.html
How to guarantee you'll get into heaven. Now non-believers can secure their
inheritance in the Afterlife.
I might indulge latter, thanks :-P
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you."
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| User: "Lars Eighner" |
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27 Apr 2004 07:54:00 AM |
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In our last episode,
<408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost>,
the lovely and talented
broadcast on alt.atheism:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent and see the light my friend.
Wrong movie.
May the Force be with you.
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Rev. Lars Eighner, ULC, Atheist #1965 http://www.io.com/~eighner
"I hope I never get so old I get religious." --Ingmar Bergman
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ and not believe |
25 Apr 2004 08:21:10 PM |
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Lo, many moons past, on Sun, 25 Apr 2004 18:15:25 -0400, a stranger
called by some came forth and told this tale in
alt.atheism
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
Saw it. Didn't convert. Actually was laughing a few times at the
horrible overacting.
My wife and I were playing a game last nioght, matching directors and
films in the worst possible way, and I think I won with "Woody Allen's
_The Passion of the Christ_."
He'd star, of course, and be the only English-speaker there.
You can see all of the ideas at:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/kshandra/513968.html
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Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Ezekiel 13:20 "Wherefore thus saith the
Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows"
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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26 Apr 2004 02:44:56 PM |
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Douglas Berry <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
My wife and I were playing a game last nioght, matching directors and
films in the worst possible way, and I think I won with "Woody Allen's
_The Passion of the Christ_."
Heh. I can easily imagine Allen on the cross: "It's not so much the
nails I mind, but it's much chillier up here than I thought. If one of
you could get a blanket or a poncho -- or better yet, a stepladder and a
nail puller. Oh, what am I saying? I'm supposed to die. I should never
have let my father talk me into this trip."
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Apr 2004 11:20:11 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 18:15:25 -0400 in episode
<408C003D.27973.109AD80@localhost> we saw our hero sexboy@mail.ru:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent
and see the light my friend.
Sorry, I don't watch snuff flicks.
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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25 Apr 2004 06:37:22 PM |
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 18:15:25 -0400, thought hard and
said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
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-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, and Krzysztof Penderecki are my Gods.
Madly Insane EAC Scientist.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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27 Apr 2004 06:14:28 AM |
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Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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28 Apr 2004 11:24:05 AM |
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Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message news:<a1gs80hkapfj5i7ghh3ru2ldfft7ic01es@4ax.com>...
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
I was dragged along the second time with a few friends.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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29 Apr 2004 05:24:38 AM |
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(Daniel Kolle) wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
Daniel Kolle < > wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
I was dragged along the second time with a few friends.
Did you cry either time?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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29 Apr 2004 11:43:29 AM |
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Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message news:<hrl190tjjocmq7ads851l612tvut6j11si@4ax.com>...
DKolle@hotmail.com (Daniel Kolle) wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
I was dragged along the second time with a few friends.
Did you cry either time?
My friend did.
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| User: "Tom St Denis" |
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29 Apr 2004 05:29:54 AM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
DKolle@hotmail.com (Daniel Kolle) wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
I was dragged along the second time with a few friends.
Did you cry either time?
How about you not cross-post this to sci.crypt? It has nothing todo
with CRYPTOGRAPHY!
If you don't know how to do change where the post goes [stop using
usenet] but in general look at the top of your reply window and you will
see a list of groups. Take sci.crypt out of there.
tom
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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27 Apr 2004 06:49:08 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 11:14:28 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
Don't ask. You really don't want to know that.
That is the same as asking what excites Mr. Dutroux.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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27 Apr 2004 07:06:08 AM |
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
Don't ask. You really don't want to know that.
That is the same as asking what excites Mr. Dutroux.
I can understand going the first time out of curiosity, but
going again is puzzling to me...
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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28 Apr 2004 09:26:02 AM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 12:06:08 +0000 in episode
<a1js801c25gl0fl3lpe7utn87g8qd0sisu@4ax.com> we saw our hero Elroy Willis
<elo@airmail.net>:
Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
Don't ask. You really don't want to know that.
That is the same as asking what excites Mr. Dutroux.
I can understand going the first time out of curiosity, but going again is
puzzling to me...
I can't even understand going the *first time. The snips on CNN *alone
were enough to satisfy any possible S&M leanings I may have ever had. Or
might have between now and about 2361.
And people took *kids to that? People who were up in arms about a boob on
TV?
<brrrrrr>
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Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "Jos Flachs" |
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27 Apr 2004 07:00:29 PM |
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On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 12:06:08 GMT, Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net>
wrote:
Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
Don't ask. You really don't want to know that.
That is the same as asking what excites Mr. Dutroux.
I can understand going the first time out of curiosity, but
going again is puzzling to me...
Well.... ***** me, Virginia! Next week we'll be enjoying Mel's snuff
movie. The passion will appear in Thai cinema's. With subtitles in
Thai. They probably need a narrator to explain this extremely weird
masochistic religion to Buddhists. Apart from the name narry a soul
knows who or what jesus was.
I give it no more than 2 weeks, despite massive promotion. All the
skytrain station have big posters hanging.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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27 Apr 2004 09:03:30 PM |
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Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Jos Flachs <'wcruise'@ksc15.th.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis <elo@airmail.net> wrote:
Daniel Kolle <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
sexboy@mail.ru thought hard and said:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You
will repent and see the light my friend.
Dare taken. Twice already, to be precise. I am still the same.
Why did you go the 2nd time?
Don't ask. You really don't want to know that.
That is the same as asking what excites Mr. Dutroux.
I can understand going the first time out of curiosity, but
going again is puzzling to me...
Well.... ***** me, Virginia! Next week we'll be enjoying Mel's snuff
movie. The passion will appear in Thai cinema's. With subtitles in
Thai. They probably need a narrator to explain this extremely weird
masochistic religion to Buddhists. Apart from the name narry a soul
knows who or what jesus was.
I give it no more than 2 weeks, despite massive promotion. All the
skytrain station have big posters hanging.
I thought Buddhists believe Jesus was just another prophet, and that
he didn't really die on the cross and he traveled to India after the
fake resurrection.
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ and not believe |
26 Apr 2004 09:41:10 AM |
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 18:15:25 -0400, wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent and
see the light my friend.
LOL - Mel Gibson the man who made this film thinks you aren't saved
and you will go to hell.
Unless you follow the Mel's branch of Catholism, you repented to the
wrong god.
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| User: "MarkA" |
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26 Apr 2004 06:47:57 AM |
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 18:15:25 -0400, sexboy wrote:
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will repent
and see the light my friend.
I saw it, with a catholic priest, no less. It was long, boring, and ugly.
I am more convinced than ever that theists are victims of a cognitive
illusion, and that Mel Gibson is a nut.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Darren New" |
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26 Apr 2004 09:53:34 AM |
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MarkA wrote:
and that Mel Gibson is a nut.
Anyone making that much money isn't a nut. He's just eccentric.
--
Darren New, San Diego CA USA (PST)
I am in geosynchronous orbit, supported by
a quantum photon exchange drive....
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ and not believe |
25 Apr 2004 07:00:06 PM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach :
I dare anyone who has not been saved to go see this movie. You will
repent and see the light my friend.
It's a MOVIE, dude. I didn't become a wizard when I saw Harry Potter.
Why should this movie be any different?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
--Timothy Jones
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| User: "georgann" |
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| Title: Re: You can't leave the theater after Last Passion of Christ andnot believe |
26 Apr 2004 05:29:04 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" wrote:
It's a MOVIE, dude. I didn't become a wizard when I saw Harry Potter.
Why should this movie be any different?
georgann (forgiven since 33 AD) wrote:
You should see the movie in order to see what the one and only, all powerful
God, creator and controller of the universe did for you. As if it was done
for you alone.
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(`'·.¸(`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´)¸.·'´)¸.·'´)
«´¨`·.¸¸ ¸¸.·´¨ `»
All your prophecy are belong to Christ!
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