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"Atheist Plunder" |
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05 Aug 2005 02:39:55 PM |
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You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 05:08:34 PM |
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On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 12:39:55 -0700 in alt.atheism, Atheist Plunder
("Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
Which raises the question as to what you think the primary aim of an
omni benevolent God to be.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 05:15:08 PM |
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On Fri, 05 Aug 2005 22:08:34 GMT, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 12:39:55 -0700 in alt.atheism, Atheist Plunder
("Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
Which raises the question as to what you think the primary aim of an
omni benevolent God to be.
Especially one you don't believe in.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 07:08:31 PM |
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"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote in
news:dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for
people
to have FUN.
Why would an atheist think an imaginary boogeyman has any primary aim?
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 05:20:36 PM |
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"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote in
news:dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net:
Subject: You may be a fundy atheist if....
....you mow the lawn and find your car.
This is fun!
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
Captain Smith "Stayed the Course," too.
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 02:52:47 PM |
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"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote in message
news:dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net...
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for
people
to have FUN.
You are definitely a fucking idiot douchebag if you keep posting this crap
to a.a.
<plonketh go the troll>
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Aloha, G-Ride
"Sometimes I hate myself. Sometimes I love myself"
- Unknown (to me)
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| User: "Peacenik" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 09:57:08 PM |
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"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote in message
news:dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net...
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for
people
to have FUN.
If you believe in an omnibenevolent god, or any god for that matter, you are
not an atheist.
There's no msuch thing as a fundy atheist.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 09:33:12 PM |
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"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote in message
news:dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net...
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
Well, that rules me out considering I'm an atheist and don't believe in
god(s)
"Plonk goes the *****!"
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Ben Goren" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
06 Aug 2005 12:01:55 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is
for people to have FUN.
Well, that rules me out considering I'm an atheist and don't
believe in god(s)
"Plonk goes the *****!"
All around the USENET newsgroup,
The ***** chased the atheist.
The ***** thought 'twas all in fun;
PLONK goes the *****!
Cheers,
b&
--
BAAWA Knight of Blasphemy
All but God can prove this sentence true.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 02:43:58 PM |
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"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote in message
news:dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net...
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
Well, wasn't that the whole purpose of the Garden of Eden thingy?
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Panama Floyd" |
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05 Aug 2005 07:25:00 PM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
/Jeff Foxworthy voice
and if you still talk to a Jesus that ain't your neighbor, you might be
a redneck!
/rimshot
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member KoB!
"..the prayer cloth on one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
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| User: "" |
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05 Aug 2005 02:54:18 PM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
No, no, that would be silly. Everyone knows that the primary aim of a
benevolent god is to be reassured that he's cool for all of eternity.
<For the ten billionth time: "Rock of Ages, cleft for me...") It is
also, apparently, to torture for all of eternity anyone who doesn't
come to the right conclusions based on nonexistant or - at best -
ambiguous data.
<tentative voice> "Ummm... Allah?"
<booming voice> "Wrong! Yahweh! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<scream of pain> "AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
<millions of years later> "AAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
<tentative voice, elsewhere> "Ummm... Brahma?"
Kermit
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: AQOTM Nomination: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 05:04:39 PM |
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(Kermit) wrote:
I hereby nominate this post by Kermit for AQOTM (August 1005):
/begin nominated portion:
Everyone knows that the primary aim of a benevolent god is to
be reassured that he's cool for all of eternity. <For the ten billionth
time: "Rock of Ages, cleft for me...") It is also, apparently, to torture
for all of eternity anyone who doesn't come to the right conclusions
based on nonexistant or - at best - ambiguous data.
<tentative voice> "Ummm... Allah?"
<booming voice> "Wrong! Yahweh! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<scream of pain> "AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
<millions of years later> "AAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=ADE!"
<tentative voice, elsewhere> "Ummm... Brahma?"
/end nomination
Seconds?
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 05:08:44 PM |
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In article <1123279479.497035.199030@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com> "skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> writes:
unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com (Kermit) wrote:
I hereby nominate this post by Kermit for AQOTM (August 1005):
/begin nominated portion:
Everyone knows that the primary aim of a benevolent god is to
be reassured that he's cool for all of eternity. <For the ten billionth
time: "Rock of Ages, cleft for me...") It is also, apparently, to torture
for all of eternity anyone who doesn't come to the right conclusions
based on nonexistant or - at best - ambiguous data.
<tentative voice> "Ummm... Allah?"
<booming voice> "Wrong! Yahweh! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<scream of pain> "AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
<millions of years later> "AAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=ADE!"
<tentative voice, elsewhere> "Ummm... Brahma?"
/end nomination
Seconds?
Oh, yeah.
-- cary
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: AQOTM Nomination: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
06 Aug 2005 09:10:58 PM |
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In article <dd0o1c$3bo$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>,
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <1123279479.497035.199030@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com> "skyeyes"
<skyeyes@dakotacom.net> writes:
unrestrained_h...@hotmail.com (Kermit) wrote:
I hereby nominate this post by Kermit for AQOTM (August 1005):
/begin nominated portion:
Everyone knows that the primary aim of a benevolent god is to
be reassured that he's cool for all of eternity. <For the ten billionth
time: "Rock of Ages, cleft for me...") It is also, apparently, to torture
for all of eternity anyone who doesn't come to the right conclusions
based on nonexistant or - at best - ambiguous data.
<tentative voice> "Ummm... Allah?"
<booming voice> "Wrong! Yahweh! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<scream of pain> "AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
<millions of years later> "AAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE=ADE!"
<tentative voice, elsewhere> "Ummm... Brahma?"
/end nomination
Seconds?
Oh, yeah.
-- cary
Recorded.
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 03:34:28 PM |
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wrote:
Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
No, no, that would be silly. Everyone knows that the primary aim of a
benevolent god is to be reassured that he's cool for all of eternity.
<For the ten billionth time: "Rock of Ages, cleft for me...") It is
also, apparently, to torture for all of eternity anyone who doesn't
come to the right conclusions based on nonexistant or - at best -
ambiguous data.
<tentative voice> "Ummm... Allah?"
<booming voice> "Wrong! Yahweh! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
<scream of pain> "AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
<millions of years later> "AAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
<tentative voice, elsewhere> "Ummm... Brahma?"
"There are some that call me... Tim?"
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, *
* the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they *
* have few followers now." Arthur C. Clarke *
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| User: "Ash" |
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05 Aug 2005 06:14:48 PM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
You may be a fundy if you think that an omnipotent omniscient being gets
off and having people it created say how great it is
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| User: "Olrik" |
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06 Aug 2005 12:00:30 AM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
1- What's wrong with "fun"?
2- You're a troll.
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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05 Aug 2005 03:24:05 PM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
And since no atheists believe that...
--
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, *
* the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they *
* have few followers now." Arthur C. Clarke *
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| User: "Chris H" |
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05 Aug 2005 02:47:45 PM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
I fail to see why on Earth he'd have put us here then. Are you saying
there is an 'omnibenevolent' sky fairy who's created us all just to be
miserable - he's a sodding ignorant wanker and not someone I'd worship.
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C.
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| User: "James" |
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06 Aug 2005 01:20:21 AM |
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Atheist Plunder wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You have no idea what atheism and fundamentalism are.
--
James B
aa #944
"A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence."
-David Hume
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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05 Aug 2005 06:17:49 PM |
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In article <dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net>,
"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
So you're saying that an omnibenevolent god has nothing to do with
"fun"? How attractive can it be, then?
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "johac" |
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06 Aug 2005 02:55:21 AM |
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In article <dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net>,
"Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for people
to have FUN.
And you may be a troll....
Wait a minute! You are a troll!
<PLONK!>
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy theist if.... |
05 Aug 2005 04:57:39 PM |
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In article <dgPIe.43$xZ2.2673@news.uswest.net>,
says...
You may be a fundy theist if....
1.. You think that god has all these omni-everything powers, but never
does anything intelligent with them because God is always as stupid,
shallow and vindictive as the priest claiming to speak in His name.
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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06 Aug 2005 02:53:01 PM |
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On Fri, 5 Aug 2005 12:39:55 -0700, "Atheist Plunder" <Athiests@Fool.com> wrote:
Tell us somewhat, AP: Why was man, created?
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan
Na bister 500,000
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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05 Aug 2005 04:42:03 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Atheist Plunder
(Athiests@Fool.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
You may be a fundy atheist if....
1.. You think that the primary aim of an omnibenevolent God is for
people
to have FUN.
Churchies can't have fun? Yet another reason to chase the Mormons off your
lawn.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
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'03 XVS650A
'04 XVS1100
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| User: "Ian Braidwood" |
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| Title: Re: You may be a fundy atheist if.... |
06 Aug 2005 02:17:56 AM |
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Thou art a pillock troll.
Atheists don't believe in gods and so hold no 'primary aim' for them...
well no more than for a left-handed screw driver.
(-: Ian :-)
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