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User: "UNKNOWN"
Date: 30 Jan 2008 01:52:58 PM
Object: You Must Believe This
This is pretty amazing and interesting!!
For all the scientists out there, and for all the
students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the
truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation,
and that He is still in control.
Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been
called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the
Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland, and a consultant in the
space program, relates the following development. I think one of the
most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to
our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland. They were
checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be
100 years and 1,000 years from now. We have to know this so we won't
send up a satellite and have it bump into something later on in its
orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the
satellite and where the planets will be so the whole thing will not bog
down.
They ran the computer measurement back and forth over the centuries,
and it came to a halt. The computer stopped and put up a red signal,
which meant that there was something wrong with either the information
fed into it or with the results as compared to the standards. They
called in the service department to check it out, and they said,
'What's wrong?' Well, they found there is a day missing in space in
elapsed time. They scratched their heads and tore their hair out? There
was no answer. Finally a Christian man on the team said, 'You know, one
time I was in Sunday school, and they talked about the sun standing
still.' While they didn't believe him, they didn't have an answer
either, so they said, 'Show us,' He got a Bible and went to the book of
Joshua where they found a pretty ridiculous statement for any one with
'common sense. There they found the Lord saying to Joshua, 'Fear them
not, I have delivered them into thy hand; there shall not a man of them
stand before Thee.' Joshua was concerned because he was surrounded by
the enemy! And if darkness fell, they would overpower them. So Joshua
asked the Lord to make the sun stand still! That's right... 'The sun
stood still and the moon stayed and lasted not to go down about a whole
day!' (Joshua 10:12-13)
The astronauts and scientists said, There is the missing day! They
checked the computers going back into the time it was written and found
it was close but not close enough. The elapsed time that was missing
back in Joshua's day was 23 hours and 20 minutes, not a whole day. They
read the Bible, and there it was about [approximately] a day. These
little words in the Bible are important, but they were still in trouble
because if you cannot account for 40 minutes, you'll still be in
trouble 1000 years from now. Forty minutes had to be found because it
can be multiplied many times over in orbits. As the Christian employee
thought about it, he remembered somewhere in the Bible where it said
the sun went BACKWARDS. The scientists told him he was out of his mind,
but they got out the Book and read these words in 2 Kings that told of
the following story: Hezekiah, on his death bed, was visited by the
prophet Isaiah who told him that he was not going to die. Hezekiah
asked for a sign as proof. Isaiah said 'Do you want the sun to go ahead
10 degrees?' Hezekiah said, 'It is nothing for the sun to go ahead 10
degrees, but let the shadow return backward 10 degrees.' Isaiah spoke
to the Lord, and the Lord brought the shadow ten degrees BACKWARD! Ten
degrees is exactly 40 minutes! Twenty-three hours and 20 minutes in
Joshua, plus 40 minutes in Second Kings make the missing day in the
universe! Isn't it amazing?
References: Joshua 10:8 and 12, 13 and 2 Kings 20:9-11. NASA. Several
Astronauts.
Jehovah did this; how much more can he do for us today; if we only
believe in his word!
.

User: "Ghamph"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 02:26:44 PM
"UNKNOWN" <UNKNOWN@Cebu.NET> wrote in message
news:300120081452563571%UNKNOWN@Cebu.NET...

This is pretty amazing and interesting!!

For all the scientists out there, and for all the
students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the
truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation,
and that He is still in control.

Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been
called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the
Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland, and a consultant in the
space program, relates the following development. I think one of the
most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to
our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland. They were
checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be
100 years and 1,000 years from now.

Well. The folks from NASA sensibly point out that they have no need to
compute orbits thousands of years into the past and future because the
typical satellite lasts only a dozen years. Nonetheless there may be a germ
of truth to the "missing day" story.
NASA spokesman Charles Redmond points out that in the early 1960s, when
scientists were first using computers to figure out orbits for the manned
space program, there was a discrepancy of about 20 seconds between Universal
Time (basically Greenwich Mean Time) and so-called ephemeris time, i.e., the
"real" time based on astronomical observations. A 20 second error when
you're trying to bring a manned spacecraft down to earth is enough to put
the astronauts in somebody's back yard in Orlando rather in the ocean where
they're supposed to be. So the scientists jiggered the numbers to get UT
synchronized with real time. (This is handled today by throwing in leap
seconds every few years.)
These adjustments may have been the basis of Harold Hill's story. But there
wasn't any missing day, and it certainly didn't have anything to do with the
Book of Joshua. I should point out that Hill wasn't a NASA consultant; his
firm did diesel engine maintenance and such for the space agency.
Creationists have been trying to work the "missing day" angle for a long
time. Folklorist Jan Brunvand--Jan and I have gotten to be good buddies over
the past few years--says he unearthed a story about an alleged confrontation
between an unbelieving scientist and C.A. Totten, an eccentric military
instructor at Yale in the 1890s. Totten, who became notorious for his wild
theories about science and religion, supposedly made a believer out of an
agnostic astronomer by pointing out a "missing day" in the latter's
calculations that could only be accounted for by the passages from Joshua
and II Kings. It's the kind of story that only a true believer could love,
since it makes no sense to anybody else.
--CECIL ADAMS
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 03:02:09 PM
"UNKNOWN" <UNKNOWN@Cebu.NET> wrote in message
news:300120081452563571%UNKNOWN@Cebu.NET...

This is pretty amazing and interesting!!

For all the scientists out there, and for all the
students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the
truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation,

Hold it right there - WHAT god?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 03:16:13 PM
On Jan 30, 11:52 am, UNKNOWN <UNKN...@Cebu.NET> wrote:

This is pretty amazing and interesting!!

For all the scientists out there, and for all the
students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the
truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation,
and that He is still in control.

You're grasping at straws, trying to make the bible say what it
doesn't. There are verses that tell us that this practice is not
approved of by your god. Do you ignore these verses? Why?
--
Uncle Vic
2011
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User: "Conspiracy of Doves"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 03:51:19 PM
On Jan 30, 2:52 pm, UNKNOWN <UNKN...@Cebu.NET> wrote:

This is pretty amazing and interesting!!

For all the scientists out there, and for all the
students who have a hard time convincing these people regarding the
truth of the Bible, here's something that shows God's awesome creation,
and that He is still in control.

Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been
called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the
Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland, and a consultant in the
space program, relates the following development. I think one of the
most amazing things that God has done for us today happened recently to
our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland. They were
checking out where the positions of the sun, moon, and planets would be
100 years and 1,000 years from now. We have to know this so we won't
send up a satellite and have it bump into something later on in its
orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the
satellite and where the planets will be so the whole thing will not bog
down.

They ran the computer measurement back and forth over the centuries,
and it came to a halt. The computer stopped and put up a red signal,
which meant that there was something wrong with either the information
fed into it or with the results as compared to the standards. They
called in the service department to check it out, and they said,
'What's wrong?' Well, they found there is a day missing in space in
elapsed time. They scratched their heads and tore their hair out? There
was no answer. Finally a Christian man on the team said, 'You know, one
time I was in Sunday school, and they talked about the sun standing
still.' While they didn't believe him, they didn't have an answer
either, so they said, 'Show us,' He got a Bible and went to the book of
Joshua where they found a pretty ridiculous statement for any one with
'common sense. There they found the Lord saying to Joshua, 'Fear them
not, I have delivered them into thy hand; there shall not a man of them
stand before Thee.' Joshua was concerned because he was surrounded by
the enemy! And if darkness fell, they would overpower them. So Joshua
asked the Lord to make the sun stand still! That's right... 'The sun
stood still and the moon stayed and lasted not to go down about a whole
day!' (Joshua 10:12-13)

The astronauts and scientists said, There is the missing day! They
checked the computers going back into the time it was written and found
it was close but not close enough. The elapsed time that was missing
back in Joshua's day was 23 hours and 20 minutes, not a whole day. They
read the Bible, and there it was about [approximately] a day. These
little words in the Bible are important, but they were still in trouble
because if you cannot account for 40 minutes, you'll still be in
trouble 1000 years from now. Forty minutes had to be found because it
can be multiplied many times over in orbits. As the Christian employee
thought about it, he remembered somewhere in the Bible where it said
the sun went BACKWARDS. The scientists told him he was out of his mind,
but they got out the Book and read these words in 2 Kings that told of
the following story: Hezekiah, on his death bed, was visited by the
prophet Isaiah who told him that he was not going to die. Hezekiah
asked for a sign as proof. Isaiah said 'Do you want the sun to go ahead
10 degrees?' Hezekiah said, 'It is nothing for the sun to go ahead 10
degrees, but let the shadow return backward 10 degrees.' Isaiah spoke
to the Lord, and the Lord brought the shadow ten degrees BACKWARD! Ten
degrees is exactly 40 minutes! Twenty-three hours and 20 minutes in
Joshua, plus 40 minutes in Second Kings make the missing day in the
universe! Isn't it amazing?

References: Joshua 10:8 and 12, 13 and 2 Kings 20:9-11. NASA. Several
Astronauts.

Jehovah did this; how much more can he do for us today; if we only
believe in his word!

Ah jeeze.. not this ***** again.
Listen very carefully. If the sun had stood still in the sky for an
hour or however long it was thousands of years ago, THERE IS NO WAY
THAT A MODERN COMPUTER SIMULATION WOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT IT! The
simulation would simply be off by an hour, and there is no way that
the computer or the programmers could be aware of it.
.
User: "Ghamph"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 04:19:07 PM
"Conspiracy of Doves" <mark_dp73@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Jan 30, 2:52 pm, UNKNOWN <UNKN...@Cebu.NET> wrote:

This is pretty amazing and interesting!!

Ah jeeze.. not this ***** again.

Listen very carefully. If the sun had stood still in the sky for an
hour or however long it was thousands of years ago, THERE IS NO WAY
THAT A MODERN COMPUTER SIMULATION WOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT IT! The
simulation would simply be off by an hour, and there is no way that
the computer or the programmers could be aware of it.

That's the best answer yet.
You understand that (UNKNOWN) must be a Christian so that defines their
mental level.
.

User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 04:37:16 PM
Conspiracy of Doves wrote:

On Jan 30, 2:52 pm, UNKNOWN <UNKN...@Cebu.NET> wrote:

Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been
called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the
Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland ...

Ah jeeze.. not this ***** again.

Listen very carefully. If the sun had stood still in the sky for an
hour or however long it was thousands of years ago, THERE IS NO WAY
THAT A MODERN COMPUTER SIMULATION WOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT IT! The
simulation would simply be off by an hour, and there is no way that
the computer or the programmers could be aware of it.

I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 05:17:18 PM
In article <yksmx5fr2ns8.1iiy28swrorop.dlg@40tude.net>,
says...

Conspiracy of Doves wrote:

On Jan 30, 2:52 pm, UNKNOWN <UNKN...@Cebu.NET> wrote:


Did you know that the space program is busy proving that what has been
called "myth" in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the
Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, Maryland ...


Ah jeeze.. not this ***** again.

Listen very carefully. If the sun had stood still in the sky for an
hour or however long it was thousands of years ago, THERE IS NO WAY
THAT A MODERN COMPUTER SIMULATION WOULD BE ABLE TO DETECT IT! The
simulation would simply be off by an hour, and there is no way that
the computer or the programmers could be aware of it.


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!
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User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 07:41:16 PM
Apostate wrote:

badaddress@....com wrote:

I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?

Surely not if he were a "Professor"!

If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 08:43:50 PM
In article <emd2s53tblp.1tr7w0cw1movp.dlg@40tude.net>,
says...

Apostate wrote:

wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!

This one's for anyone, since I never knew it from my own listening:
whose is the Minuet in G (iirc) that they try to play by the Think Method?
(I have a guess, but it's only that: perhaps it's from a Haydn string quartet?)
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User: "Christopher A. Lee"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 09:44:13 PM
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:43:50 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:

In article <emd2s53tblp.1tr7w0cw1movp.dlg@40tude.net>,

says...

Apostate wrote:

wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!


This one's for anyone, since I never knew it from my own listening:
whose is the Minuet in G (iirc) that they try to play by the Think Method?

(I have a guess, but it's only that: perhaps it's from a Haydn string quartet?)

Boccherini.
From his String Quintet in E, Op. 13, No. 5.
A wonderful scene in the original Peter Sellars and Alec Guinness Lady
Killers, where the heavies have taken a room pretending to be a string
quartet while they plan a robbery.
They have an old fashioned gramophone playing the minuet just inside
the door and the little old lady who owns the place listens outside.
.
User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 10:04:30 PM
Christopher A. Lee wrote:

Apostate wrote:

badaddress@....com says...

If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!

This one's for anyone, since I never knew it from my own listening:
whose is the Minuet in G (iirc) that they try to play by the Think Method?
(I have a guess, but it's only that: perhaps it's from a Haydn string quartet?)
Boccherini.


From his String Quintet in E, Op. 13, No. 5.

A wonderful scene in the original Peter Sellars and Alec Guinness Lady
Killers, where the heavies have taken a room pretending to be a string
quartet while they plan a robbery.

They have an old fashioned gramophone playing the minuet just inside
the door and the little old lady who owns the place listens outside.

I didn't know that. When I saw his question I started humming to see if
I remembered the composer, only for some reason the only tune I could
come up with is "Marian the Librarian". But at least I know who wrote
that.
--
L. Raymond
.

User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 11:48:38 PM
In article <9kg2q359qtq9rbmb63boua67n3u3nt9uue@4ax.com>,
says...

On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:43:50 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:

In article <emd2s53tblp.1tr7w0cw1movp.dlg@40tude.net>,

says...

Apostate wrote:

wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!


This one's for anyone, since I never knew it from my own listening:
whose is the Minuet in G (iirc) that they try to play by the Think Method?

(I have a guess, but it's only that: perhaps it's from a Haydn string quartet?)


Boccherini.

From his String Quintet in E, Op. 13, No. 5.

A wonderful scene in the original Peter Sellars and Alec Guinness Lady
Killers, where the heavies have taken a room pretending to be a string
quartet while they plan a robbery.

They have an old fashioned gramophone playing the minuet just inside
the door and the little old lady who owns the place listens outside.

Let me guess: there's a closed groove.
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User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 30 Jan 2008 09:41:44 PM
On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:41:16 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Apostate wrote:

badaddress@....com wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!

The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 06:40:08 AM
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:41:16 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Apostate wrote:

badaddress@....com wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!


The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.

Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.
User: "Apostate"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 12:55:08 PM
In article <60dtspF1pv2bvU1@mid.individual.net>,
says...


"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:41:16 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Apostate wrote:

badaddress@....com wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!


The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!

What? What's become of the Flying Monkeys?
(Sounds like a football team, to me.)
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 01:23:56 PM
"Apostate" <godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote in message
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In article <60dtspF1pv2bvU1@mid.individual.net>,


says...


"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:41:16 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Apostate wrote:

badaddress@....com wrote:


I don't know. I mean, would a guy named Harold Hill lie?


Surely not if he were a "Professor"!


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How
many
problems that would solve!


The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


What? What's become of the Flying Monkeys?

Oh, I still have those as well. They prefer bananas to brains, though.

(Sounds like a football team, to me.)

We're putting on a great half-tie show for the super bowl!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 04:19:37 PM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Gray" wrote

"L. Raymond" wrote:

If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!

The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.

Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!

Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 07:29:54 PM
"L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Gray" wrote

"L. Raymond" wrote:


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!


The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.

"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"

Okay, terrific!
<What the hey?>
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.
User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 10:28:48 PM
Robibnikoff wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Gray" wrote

"L. Raymond" wrote:

If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!

The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.

Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!

Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"

Okay, terrific!
<What the hey?>

Not familiar with Braindead, aka Dead Alive?
http://imdb.com/title/tt0103873
When my dad first saw it, he decided the film makers were having a
contest to see who could come up with the goriest way to kill zombies.
He liked the scene where the guy comes out of the garden shed holding
the lawn mower sideways and cuts his way through them. I preferred the
funeral service when the priest throws down his bible, screams, "Stand
back boy! This calls for divine intervention! I kick ***** for the Lord!"
and lays into them barehanded. Of course, when a zombie is gutted and
his intestines haul themselves upstairs so they can hang down and
strangle someone was pretty good.
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 11:19:06 AM
"L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com> wrote in message
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Robibnikoff wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Gray" wrote

"L. Raymond" wrote:


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How
many
problems that would solve!


The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"


Okay, terrific!
<What the hey?>


Not familiar with Braindead, aka Dead Alive?

http://imdb.com/title/tt0103873

I saw it once quite a few years ago - Afraid I can't remember too many of
the details (though I do recall the lawn mower ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.



User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 10:55:46 PM
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 16:19:37 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:

"Michael Gray" wrote

"L. Raymond" wrote:


If only we could get the creationists to try the Think Method. How many
problems that would solve!


The exploded brains would require a massive clean up.


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.

"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"

Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?
.
User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 31 Jan 2008 11:45:07 PM
Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:

Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!

Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"

Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?

I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "raven1"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 12:15:22 AM
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:45:07 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"


Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?


I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.

*cough*
"Night of the Living Dead". "Dawn of the Dead". "Day of the Dead".
George Romero.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 11:19:46 AM
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:t0e5q3pg8kmkl3c66dne5geq3bje1sdh2g@4ax.com...

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:45:07 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"


Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?


I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.


*cough*

"Night of the Living Dead". "Dawn of the Dead". "Day of the Dead".
George Romero.

"Return of the Living Dead"
More brains!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.

User: "Hannele"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 05:51:54 AM
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:15:22 +0100, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:45:07 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"


Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?


I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.


*cough*

"Night of the Living Dead". "Dawn of the Dead". "Day of the Dead".
George Romero.

"Shaun of the dead"
--
Hannele, A.A.#2211
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 11:20:21 AM
"Hannele" <hannele@lycos.nl> wrote in message
news:op.t5ugksrx26lsb9@laptop_prive.vanschie.local...

On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 07:15:22 +0100, raven1 <quoththeraven@nevermore.com>
wrote:

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:45:07 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"


Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?


I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.


*cough*

"Night of the Living Dead". "Dawn of the Dead". "Day of the Dead".
George Romero.


"Shaun of the dead"

Hilarious! The kid and I love that movie!
"Don't stop me now!" :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
.


User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 02:35:00 AM
raven1 wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"

Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?

I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.


*cough*

"Night of the Living Dead". "Dawn of the Dead". "Day of the Dead".
George Romero.

I've never seen those so they didn't come to mind. I've seen the very
end of the original Living Dead, but that's it. Actually, I never saw
all of Brain Dead, either, but my dad got such a kick out of it that I
watched a lot of it with him when it was on TV. I pretty much had
enough after the intestines attacked the guy.
If I want a post-apocalyptic movie, I'll stick with "Six String
Samurai", which has no zombies but it does have perky cannibals.
--
L. Raymond
.


User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 02:05:57 AM
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:45:07 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Robibnikoff wrote:


Don't worry - My zombie hordes will take care of it right quick!


Zombies eating exploding Australian heads? That takes us from River
City to wherever Braindead was set.
"I kick ***** for the LORD!!"


Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?


I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.

Palm Sunday.
When the fictional Jesus rode an ***** in Jerusalem.
They greased his way with palms.
Madame Palm was said to be in attendance.
(Matthew 21)
.
User: "L. Raymond"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 02:27:14 AM
Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?

I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.


Palm Sunday.
When the fictional Jesus rode an ***** in Jerusalem.
They greased his way with palms.
Madame Palm was said to be in attendance.

(Matthew 21)

I thought you were referring to a movie title with the quotes. "*****"
does apply to Palm Sunday, but in a literal rather than theatrical way.
--
L. Raymond
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: You Must Believe This 01 Feb 2008 05:17:27 PM
On Fri, 1 Feb 2008 02:27:14 -0600, "L. Raymond" <badaddress@....com>
wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:

"L. Raymond" wrote:

Michael Gray wrote:


Does the "*****" reference have anything to do with "Palm" Sunday?


I don't know what "Palm" Sunday refers to. That line was from the Peter
Jackson movie Brain Dead. Which was actually filmed in New Zealand and
not Australia, but it was the best zombie horde reference I could come
up with.


Palm Sunday.
When the fictional Jesus rode an ***** in Jerusalem.
They greased his way with palms.
Madame Palm was said to be in attendance.

(Matthew 21)


I thought you were referring to a movie title with the quotes. "*****"
does apply to Palm Sunday, but in a literal rather than theatrical way.

Expect hidden puns.
Some more hidden than others!
.













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