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"Nomen Nescio" |
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12 Jun 2005 06:00:01 AM |
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You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free. Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery. Why not
believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
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| User: "GoDrex" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 03:17:20 PM |
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"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com...
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free. Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery. Why not
believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
you are moron. sad but true.
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| User: "Lee Edgar Tyler" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 08:00:46 PM |
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GoDrex wrote:
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com...
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free. Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery. Why not
believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
you are moron. sad but true.
You'd think that Divine Inspiration like the above would know the
difference between "skewed" and "skewered."
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 09:56:22 PM |
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"Lee Edgar Tyler" <leeedgartyler@cox.net> wrote in message
news:5V4re.10114$FP2.8905@lakeread03...
GoDrex wrote:
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com...
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free. Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery. Why not
believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
you are moron. sad but true.
You'd think that Divine Inspiration like the above would know the
difference between "skewed" and "skewered."
Anything under the name Nomen Nescio is a troll. It is
a name commonly used by trolls. And, the religious
blather being poster under that name is pure nonsense.
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 10:20:17 PM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@comcast.net> wrote in
news:8JCdnSI1hI1QaDHfRVn-ug@comcast.com:
"Lee Edgar Tyler" <leeedgartyler@cox.net> wrote in message
news:5V4re.10114$FP2.8905@lakeread03...
GoDrex wrote:
"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com...
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't
need the Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck.
You need The Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set
you free. Satan will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and
desentery. Why not believe? It's real simple. You just say "I
believe in Jesus Christ" and mean it, and presto! Your a
Christian! Your saved for Eternity and Then Some. Or else you
will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will be deriving power
from your torment and gladness from your anguished tears. And
laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with Jesus.
you are moron. sad but true.
You'd think that Divine Inspiration like the above would know the
difference between "skewed" and "skewered."
Anything under the name Nomen Nescio is a troll. It is
a name commonly used by trolls. And, the religious
blather being poster under that name is pure nonsense.
Nomen Nescio is the substitute name supplied by the "dizum.com"
remailer.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Men of learning suspect it little, and ignore it mostly.
-- H.P. Lovecraft, "Hypnos"
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| User: "BTR1701" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 10:47:06 PM |
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"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in message
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com...
Satan will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery.
Satan's gonna give me diarrhea? I gotta admit, that's a new one.
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| User: "Barry Trotter" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 12:05:28 PM |
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In the great debate about "You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or
not" in alt.atheism, Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> catapaulted the
following boulder:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free. Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery. Why not
believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
If I believe anything, I believe this:
You need to get your medication re-assessed.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 12:41:16 PM |
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Barry Trotter <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in
news:ipqoa19d7ac5je2seddp33tgeouch3l206@4ax.com:
In the great debate about "You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or
not" in alt.atheism, Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> catapaulted the
following boulder:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need
the Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need
The Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free.
Satan will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery.
Why not believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus
Christ" and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for
Eternity and Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's
pitchfork. And I will be deriving power from your torment and
gladness from your anguished tears. And laughing as Satan tortures
you for eternity, along with Jesus.
If I believe anything, I believe this:
You need to get your medication re-assessed.
I call Loki. I bet JTEM figured out how to use a remailer.
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Men of learning suspect it little, and ignore it mostly.
-- H.P. Lovecraft, "Hypnos"
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| User: "Barry Trotter" |
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| Title: Re: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 01:54:14 PM |
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In the great debate about "Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or
not" in alt.atheism, Fred Stone <fstone69@earthling.com> catapaulted
the following boulder:
Barry Trotter <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in
news:ipqoa19d7ac5je2seddp33tgeouch3l206@4ax.com:
In the great debate about "You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or
not" in alt.atheism, Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> catapaulted the
following boulder:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need
the Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need
The Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free.
Satan will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery.
Why not believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus
Christ" and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for
Eternity and Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's
pitchfork. And I will be deriving power from your torment and
gladness from your anguished tears. And laughing as Satan tortures
you for eternity, along with Jesus.
If I believe anything, I believe this:
You need to get your medication re-assessed.
I call Loki. I bet JTEM figured out how to use a remailer.
Could be, it's certainly almost, but not quite too OTT to be genuine.
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 08:45:15 AM |
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Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need
the Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need
The Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free.
Satan will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery.
Why not believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus
Christ" and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for
Eternity and Then Some.
Until you die and find you've pissed of Allah? You really are stupid.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know."
Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
-- Annie Dillard, 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek'
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 05:21:42 PM |
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Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell.
....so the brunette says, "I just keep mine in a vase."
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
You can't please everyone all the time; your tongue will get tired.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 08:36:06 AM |
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Nomen Nescio <nobody@dizum.com> wrote in
news:b221ba4213ab726c0999f583cab764d6@dizum.com:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell. You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck. You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ. He can only set you free. Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery. Why not
believe? It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian! Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork. And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
Bwahahahahahaha. I don't think anyone can top the xians in combining
arrogance and stupidity.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 06:08:03 AM |
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Nomen Nescio wrote:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell.
Hell doesn't exist.
You don't need the
Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck.
Dark Lord of Darkness? Isn't that redundant? Either way, Satan doesn't
exist.
You need The
Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ.
If he existed at all, he's dead now. What, exactly, is "The Oneness,"
anyway?
He can only set you free.
I'm already free.
Satan
will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery.
Sorry, but I cannot "debacle." Debacle denotes failure or collapse. I
cannot "failure." It's bad grammar.
"Debauchery" is extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures... I have not
experienced debauchery! I'm pissed now!
And what the heck is "desentery?" It's not in any of my dictionaries.
Why not
believe?
Why not not-believe?
It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian!
It's that easy, huh? Hm. Y'know, I thought about it, and I've decided
to turn you down. Any god whom is that childish that he demands your
utmost subservience is a god that I don't want to believe in.
Your saved for Eternity and
Then Some. Or else you will be skewed on Satan's pitchfork.
Pascal's Wager is a fallacy.
And I will
be deriving power from your torment and gladness from your anguished
tears. And laughing as Satan tortures you for eternity, along with
Jesus.
How sickeningly cruel. The Dark Lord of Darkness has you in his grip,
my friend.
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 02:14:33 PM |
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Nomen Nescio wrote:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell.
I have no fear of hell, because I am quite confident that it is a
figment of your imagination.
You don't need the Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck.
Satan, is another figment of your imagination.
You need The Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ.
Another figment.
He can only set you free. Satan will only make you sin in debacle,
debachery, and desentery. Why not believe?
I could pretend but that is just a way of lying to myself.
It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus Christ"
and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian!
Perhaps you have the ability to say anything that you choose, and by
just saying, sincerely believe it to be true, but I don't have that
ability. I'm not sorry I don't have that ability, either, because it
is about as useful as the ability to eat your own head.
Your saved for Eternity and Then Some.
(snip)
I have no desire to exist for eternity, and can't think of anything
more terrible.
By the way, you should be using "you're" in place of "your". After
all, it is a contraction of "you are".
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: You MUST BELIEVE whether you want to or not |
12 Jun 2005 03:59:25 PM |
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on 12 Jun 2005 in alt.atheism, Nomen Nescio dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Listen my bretheren. You do not want to go to hell.
OK, so I won't go there.
You don't need
the Dark Lord of Darkness, Satan, breathing down your neck.
OK, so I'll tell him to *****.
You need
The Oneness that is the One Jesus Christ.
No, actually, I don't.
He can only set you free.
Don't need him, I'm already free.
Satan will only make you sin in debacle, debachery, and desentery.
Satan doesn't exist, pal.
Why not believe?
Because it's a pail of pigslop.
It's real simple. You just say "I believe in Jesus
Christ" and mean it, and presto! Your a Christian!
I just said it. Didn't work. My brain didn't fall out.
Your saved for
Eternity and Then Some.
That's a pail of pigslop. We are mortal beings, like the rest of the
animals on the planet.
Or else you will be skewed on Satan's
pitchfork.
These are your fears, not mine.
And I will be deriving power from your torment and
gladness from your anguished tears. And laughing as Satan tortures
you for eternity, along with Jesus.
In other words, if I don't believe what you believe you're going to be mad
enough at me to enjoy watching some friend of yours torture me? Why?
Because you're a psychopath? Don't you even realize how immoral that is?
And guess what? It's the basic foundation of Christianity. And you
morons claim to have a corner of the market on morality.
OK, Nomen, come here. A little closer, That'll do. Now pull down your
pants. Thaaaaat's right, now bend over.
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
Bad Nomen! Bad!
Now stand in the corner until you become moral.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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