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"Anonymous Sender" |
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08 Sep 2003 10:18:03 AM |
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You Win Ala |
If I claim to be certain of something, I do not require any other thing to
back me up on it. But what distinguishes any other 'thing' from a 'thing' I
am certain of? Do you see what I mean? In order to be certain of a thing
and
not require any other thing to back me up on it, I have to invent the idea
that there are two types of thing - an 'any other' thing, and 'a' thing,
when in fact, there are only things. God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato, or the milk in your child's glass, or the air that we all
breathe.
Bless God Giver Of Life
Bless Gods Holy Wife Jasmin
Bless Mary Mother Of Jesus
Practice Peace and Eternal Life
Is Guaranteed
Jasmin Has The Power God Has The Glory
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| User: "Thore Schmechtig" |
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| Title: Re: You Win Ala |
09 Sep 2003 12:29:04 AM |
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If I claim to be certain of something, I do not require any other thing to
back me up on it. But what distinguishes any other 'thing' from a 'thing' I
am certain of? Do you see what I mean?
No - unless you want to prove to us that you're nuts. Of course we
already know that...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato, or the milk in your child's glass, or the air that we all
breathe.
1. Untrue.
2. What's your intention? Do you think if you just march into groups
likely to be populated by sane non-christians and post some boring or
senseless things there, all the people in those groups will suddenly
feel the urge to be converted to your invented god?
If yes, see above - you're nuts.
If no... what else is your intention? Plain and simply trolling? I've
seen better attempts at that.
--
Bye
Tocis (starspawn@carcosa.de)
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| User: "Bertie the Bunyip" |
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| Title: Re: You Win Ala |
09 Sep 2003 07:55:22 AM |
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"Thore Schmechtig" <starspawn@carcosa.de> wrote in message news:<bjjru4$jn45s$1@ID-87341.news.uni-berlin.de>...
If I claim to be certain of something, I do not require any other thing to
back me up on it. But what distinguishes any other 'thing' from a 'thing' I
am certain of? Do you see what I mean?
No - unless you want to prove to us that you're nuts. Of course we
already know that...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato, or the milk in your child's glass, or the air that we all
breathe.
1. Untrue.
2. What's your intention? Do you think if you just march into groups
likely to be populated by sane non-christians and post some boring or
senseless things there, all the people in those groups will suddenly
feel the urge to be converted to your invented god?
Yeah! they have their own invented god!
Bertie
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
08 Sep 2003 01:04:52 PM |
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In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's
parkay". It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a
tool of the devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an
exact replica.
--
_____________________________________________________
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
08 Sep 2003 08:06:14 PM |
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On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
09 Sep 2003 01:54:05 PM |
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.09.09.01.06.13.681371@eac.org>...
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
twice
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
09 Sep 2003 02:01:27 PM |
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On 9 Sep 2003 11:54:05 -0700 in alt.atheism, jwk
(jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com (jwk)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.09.09.01.06.13.681371@eac.org>...
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
twice
Ha! It's happened an infinite number of times to me, because an
*exact* replica *is* the original!
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 **
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
09 Sep 2003 11:36:09 PM |
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In article <0r8slv4rr961jnelkui9qi18pou0gl8v2e@4ax.com>, autodelete@city-
of-dis.com says...
On 9 Sep 2003 11:54:05 -0700 in alt.atheism, jwk
(jwkinraleigh@yahoo.com (jwk)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.09.09.01.06.13.681371@eac.org>...
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
twice
Ha! It's happened an infinite number of times to me, because an
*exact* replica *is* the original!
Are you sure? :) If two copies exist at different spatio-temporal
locations then the copy only looks like the original :).
--
_____________________________________________________
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
09 Sep 2003 04:14:41 PM |
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 11:54:05 -0700, jwk wrote:
"Mark K. Bilbo" <iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in message news:<pan.2003.09.09.01.06.13.681371@eac.org>...
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
twice
OHMIGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!
You're RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
08 Sep 2003 11:13:28 PM |
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In article <pan.2003.09.09.01.06.13.681371@eac.org>,
says...
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
You, me and steven wright apparently all have this in common :).
--
_____________________________________________________
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
09 Sep 2003 09:40:07 AM |
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On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 22:13:28 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <pan.2003.09.09.01.06.13.681371@eac.org>,
says...
On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 12:04:52 -0600, quibbler wrote:
In article <83ccb832125c6122bcdcd701b7a9f503@remailer.metacolo.com>,
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's parkay".
It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a tool of the
devil, eh?
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
or the air that we all
breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with an exact
replica.
That happened to everything in my apartment once...
You, me and steven wright apparently all have this in common :).
I used to watch Steven Wright. Before he was replaced with an exact
duplicate...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
08 Sep 2003 01:15:27 PM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com says...
God is as real as the butter on your
baked potato,
Ummmm.....I know non-americans probably won't get this, but "It's
parkay". It only tastes like butter. I guess that makes margarine a
tool of the devil, eh?
Same thing with artificial sweetners. All evil to the core.
or the milk in your child's glass,
It could be a rice milk substitute, or soy,.....
Or goat milk.
or the air that we all breathe.
I'm sorry, the air we breath has all been taken and replaced with
an exact replica.
Weird how the god believers claim their god is everywhere and
keeps them alive, but if they jump into a pool of water and try to
breathe under the water, their god suddenly disappears and
can't save them.
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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| User: "Ida kistem" |
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| Title: Re: You Lose Jasmindless |
08 Sep 2003 02:35:49 PM |
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"Elroy Willis" <elo@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:1ghplvkja8u7vsaj1kp54b0j2m4nvabafs@4ax.com...
Weird how the god believers claim their god is everywhere and
keeps them alive, but if they jump into a pool of water and try to
breathe under the water, their god suddenly disappears and
can't save them.
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Their god can't save them from all the diseases he/she/it created
either.....
--
Ida...
"I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a
will of the
type of which we are conscious in ourselves. An individual who should
survive his
physical death is also beyond my comprehension,...;
such notions are for the fears or absurd egoism of feeble souls."
~ Albert Einstein ~
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