Religions > Atheism > You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism
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30 Oct 2005 07:07:57 PM |
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You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
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| User: "Peacenik" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
31 Oct 2005 10:52:13 AM |
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"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
news:khram1h7r8qs61qa2kqtrba7tof6itocrk@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
I'm assuming he died, though the article doesn't say so specifically.
If so, it's ironic that Darwinism proved its effectiveness in a Babtist
church!!
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| User: "Bob" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor ElectrocutedDuring Baptism |
31 Oct 2005 02:08:04 PM |
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Peacenik wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
news:khram1h7r8qs61qa2kqtrba7tof6itocrk@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
I'm assuming he died, though the article doesn't say so specifically.
If so, it's ironic that Darwinism proved its effectiveness in a Babtist
church!!
The article said
Lake was pronounced dead at Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, nursing
supervisor Pat Mahl said. The woman being baptized apparently had not
stepped into the water and was not seriously injured.
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
31 Oct 2005 06:06:36 PM |
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On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:08:04 GMT, Bob <rmoss@hvc.rr.com> wrote:
Peacenik wrote:
"satyr" <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org> wrote in message
news:khram1h7r8qs61qa2kqtrba7tof6itocrk@4ax.com...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
I'm assuming he died, though the article doesn't say so specifically.
If so, it's ironic that Darwinism proved its effectiveness in a Babtist
church!!
The article said
Lake was pronounced dead at Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center, nursing
supervisor Pat Mahl said. The woman being baptized apparently had not
stepped into the water and was not seriously injured.
Yeah, the article on the web site said that, but not the article that was
posted. It threw me for a loop, too, as it looked like the poster had posted
the entire article. I didn't realize it was a rewrite.
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
30 Oct 2005 09:44:13 PM |
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On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:07:57 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
What a terrible loss. Is the microphone OK?
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| User: "Klaus Schmidt" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
03 Nov 2005 08:14:10 PM |
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In article <bn4bm1hmtdkqk4hk7hdgg2bnr7nmoh6417@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:07:57 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
What a terrible loss. Is the microphone OK?
This pastor, regardless of his belief, was a human being and suffered a
tragic accident. His family is grieving. Please don't make jokes about
that!
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
04 Nov 2005 11:26:01 PM |
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On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:14:10 -0800, Klaus Schmidt <khschmidt@cox.net>
wrote:
In article <bn4bm1hmtdkqk4hk7hdgg2bnr7nmoh6417@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:07:57 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
What a terrible loss. Is the microphone OK?
This pastor, regardless of his belief, was a human being and suffered a
tragic accident. His family is grieving. Please don't make jokes about
that!
But it was his god's wish that he get electrocuted.
His family should be ecstatic that his sky-pixie has called him to
heaven.
If you believe the nonsense that he apparently did, it is a time for
celebration, not grieving!
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| User: "Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
01 Nov 2005 08:10:26 AM |
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Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> astounded us with:
news:bn4bm1hmtdkqk4hk7hdgg2bnr7nmoh6417@4ax.com:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:07:57 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
What a terrible loss. Is the microphone OK?
Course it is!! Those Shure 57's are as tough as nails!! Did I say "nails"??
It "Shure" nailed him!!!!
--
Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
Remove "s" to respond
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
01 Nov 2005 10:19:12 PM |
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On Tue, 01 Nov 2005 14:10:26 GMT, "Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com>
wrote:
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> astounded us with:
news:bn4bm1hmtdkqk4hk7hdgg2bnr7nmoh6417@4ax.com:
On Mon, 31 Oct 2005 01:07:57 GMT, satyr <RsEaMtOyVrE@infidels.org>
wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
What a terrible loss. Is the microphone OK?
Course it is!! Those Shure 57's are as tough as nails!! Did I say "nails"??
It "Shure" nailed him!!!!
That is 'sure' proof that God® is a roady!
(And an anti-fundie)
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
30 Oct 2005 08:38:28 PM |
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satyr wrote:
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
Now that's what I call the cynical side of natural selection...
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove,
And gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer,
And fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
07 Nov 2005 01:54:16 PM |
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satyr wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Luree" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted During Baptism |
15 Nov 2005 03:04:24 PM |
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Isn't this proof positive that God exists and has a sense of humor?
satyr wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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| User: "Bob" |
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| Title: Re: You wish it ws satire #13 - Texas Pastor Electrocuted DuringBaptism |
15 Nov 2005 05:48:42 PM |
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Luree wrote:
Isn't this proof positive that God exists and has a sense of humor?
No, it's proof that there are a lot of dumb idiots in the world.
satyr wrote:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_on_re_us/pastor_electrocuted
A pastor performing a baptism was electrocuted inside his church
Sunday morning after grabbing a microphone while partially submerged,
a church employee said.
The Rev. Kyle Lake, 33, was standing in water up to his shoulder in a
baptismal at University Baptist Church when he was electrocuted, said
Jamie Dudley, a church business administrator and wife of another
pastor there.
Doctors in the congregation performed chest compressions for 40
minutes before Lake was taken to Hillcrest Baptist Medical Center,
Dudley said. Police said they weren't called and the hospital referred
calls to the church.
The woman Lake was baptizing was not injured, Dudley said.
Pastors at University Baptist Church routinely use a microphone during
baptisms, Dudley said.
"He was grabbing the microphone so everyone could hear," Dudley said.
"It's the only way you can be loud enough."
About 800 people attended the morning service, which was larger than
normal because it was homecoming weekend at nearby Baylor University,
Dudley said.
Lake, who had a wife and three children, had been at the church for
nine years, the last seven as pastor, Dudley said.
Praise the Lord
--
satyr #1953
Chairman, EAC Church Taxation Subcommittee
Director, Gideon Bible Alternative Fuel Project
Supervisor, EAC Fossil Casting Lab
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Nice chatting with you! Luree
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Drop by for a visit http://www.islandnet.com/~luree
Save a critter http://www.duncanspca.com
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