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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Fredric L. Rice"
Date: 17 Nov 2005 05:48:56 AM
Object: You won't believe this *****
State of Florida Studied 'Supernatural' Water to Protect Citrus Trees
David Park Musella
Skeptical Inquirer
Tue Nov 15,12:00 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/stateoffloridastudiedsupernaturalwatertoprotectcitrustrees;_ylt=Avr0UJUoy..cSejmtC4MFa6MDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
Florida's citrus crop contributes billions of dollars to the state's
economy, so when that industry is threatened, anything that might help is
considered. Back in 2001, when citrus canker was blighting the crop and
threatening to reduce that vital source of revenue, an interesting-if not
quite scientific-alternative was considered.
Katherine Harris, then Florida's Secretary of State-and now a member of the
U.S. House of Representatives-ordered a study in which, according to an
article by Jim Stratton in the Orlando Sentinel, "Researchers worked with a
rabbi and a cardiologist to test 'Celestial Drops,' promoted as a canker
inhibitor because of its 'improved fractal design,' 'infinite levels of
order,' and 'high energy and low entropy.'"
The study determined that the product tested was, basically, water that had
apparently been blessed according to the principles of Kabbalic mysticism,
"chang[ing] its molecular structure and imbu[ing] it with supernatural
healing powers."
Citrus canker is a bacterial disease that affects all citrus trees. Caused
by a bacterium, Xanthomonas axonopodis, citrus canker can be spread from
tree to tree by windborne rain, the movements of birds and other animals,
and human activity, such as improper disposal of infected trees and fruit.
The bacterium causes brown, crusted lesions with yellow haloes to appear on
the surfaces of leaves and the skin of fruit, reducing the leaves'
photosynthetic capacity and stunting the growth and preventing the
maturation of the fruit.
The only accepted means of fighting the blight is the downing of affected
trees and proper disposal of their remains.
But the Florida state government is frequently bombarded with new supposed
cures and preventatives; most of them are not tested by the state with
government funds. But in this one case, at least, it appears that an
exception was made: six months were spent establishing testing protocols
and, finally, testing Celestial Drops. In a letter to the state government,
Wayne Dixon, the head of Florida's Bureau of Entomology, Nematology, and
Plant Pathology, reported that the "product is a hoax and not based on any
credible known science." He added, "I wish to maintain our standing in the
scientific community and not allow [the developers of Celestial Drops] to
use our hard-earned credibility" to promote their product.
David Park Musella is an editorial assistant with Skeptical Inquirer
magazine.
---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/ http://www.thedarkwind.org/
Yes, George W. Bush is a mass murdering Christian butcher. GET OVER IT!!!
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: You won't believe this ***** 17 Nov 2005 07:12:58 AM
In article <11no6di26n12b14@corp.supernews.com>,
(Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

State of Florida Studied 'Supernatural' Water to Protect Citrus Trees
David Park Musella
Skeptical Inquirer
Tue Nov 15,12:00 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/stateoffloridastudiedsupernaturalwatertoprotectc
itrustrees;_ylt=Avr0UJUoy..cSejmtC4MFa6MDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVR
PUCUl

Florida's citrus crop contributes billions of dollars to the state's
economy, so when that industry is threatened, anything that might help is
considered. Back in 2001, when citrus canker was blighting the crop and
threatening to reduce that vital source of revenue, an interesting-if not
quite scientific-alternative was considered.

Katherine Harris, then Florida's Secretary of State-and now a member of the

U.S. House of Representatives-ordered a study in which, according to an
article by Jim Stratton in the Orlando Sentinel, "Researchers worked with a

rabbi and a cardiologist to test 'Celestial Drops,' promoted as a canker
inhibitor because of its 'improved fractal design,' 'infinite levels of
order,' and 'high energy and low entropy.'"


What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: You won't believe this ***** 17 Nov 2005 11:30:38 AM
On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:12:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:

In article <11no6di26n12b14@corp.supernews.com>,
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

State of Florida Studied 'Supernatural' Water to Protect Citrus Trees
David Park Musella
Skeptical Inquirer
Tue Nov 15,12:00 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/stateoffloridastudiedsupernaturalwatertoprotectc
itrustrees;_ylt=Avr0UJUoy..cSejmtC4MFa6MDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVR
PUCUl

Florida's citrus crop contributes billions of dollars to the state's
economy, so when that industry is threatened, anything that might help is
considered. Back in 2001, when citrus canker was blighting the crop and
threatening to reduce that vital source of revenue, an interesting-if not
quite scientific-alternative was considered.

Katherine Harris, then Florida's Secretary of State-and now a member of the

U.S. House of Representatives-ordered a study in which, according to an
article by Jim Stratton in the Orlando Sentinel, "Researchers worked with a

rabbi and a cardiologist to test 'Celestial Drops,' promoted as a canker
inhibitor because of its 'improved fractal design,' 'infinite levels of
order,' and 'high energy and low entropy.'"


What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?

Oooh! A riddle!
How many guesses do we get?
Now lemme see...
"What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?"
They give his cardiac monitor "the pip"?
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: You won't believe this ***** 19 Nov 2005 07:43:34 AM
In article <nbqon111sfc3jubq88cfov7gkgqf6e4kl5@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:12:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:

In article <11no6di26n12b14@corp.supernews.com>,
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

State of Florida Studied 'Supernatural' Water to Protect Citrus Trees
David Park Musella
Skeptical Inquirer
Tue Nov 15,12:00 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/stateoffloridastudiedsupernaturalwatertoprote
ctc
itrustrees;_ylt=Avr0UJUoy..cSejmtC4MFa6MDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMl
JVR
PUCUl

Florida's citrus crop contributes billions of dollars to the state's
economy, so when that industry is threatened, anything that might help is
considered. Back in 2001, when citrus canker was blighting the crop and
threatening to reduce that vital source of revenue, an interesting-if not
quite scientific-alternative was considered.

Katherine Harris, then Florida's Secretary of State-and now a member of
the

U.S. House of Representatives-ordered a study in which, according to an
article by Jim Stratton in the Orlando Sentinel, "Researchers worked with
a

rabbi and a cardiologist to test 'Celestial Drops,' promoted as a canker
inhibitor because of its 'improved fractal design,' 'infinite levels of
order,' and 'high energy and low entropy.'"


What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?


Oooh! A riddle!
How many guesses do we get?

Now lemme see...
"What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?"

They give his cardiac monitor "the pip"?

Maybe the cardiologist followed them around in case normal people on
seeing such nonsense laughed so hard that they might have a heart attack.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Michael Gray"

Title: Re: You won't believe this ***** 20 Nov 2005 12:45:08 AM
On Fri, 18 Nov 2005 23:43:34 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:

In article <nbqon111sfc3jubq88cfov7gkgqf6e4kl5@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:

On Wed, 16 Nov 2005 23:12:58 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.remove.com>
wrote:

In article <11no6di26n12b14@corp.supernews.com>,
FRice@SkepticTank.ORG (Fredric L. Rice) wrote:

State of Florida Studied 'Supernatural' Water to Protect Citrus Trees
David Park Musella
Skeptical Inquirer
Tue Nov 15,12:00 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/stateoffloridastudiedsupernaturalwatertoprote
ctc
itrustrees;_ylt=Avr0UJUoy..cSejmtC4MFa6MDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMl
JVR
PUCUl

Florida's citrus crop contributes billions of dollars to the state's
economy, so when that industry is threatened, anything that might help is
considered. Back in 2001, when citrus canker was blighting the crop and
threatening to reduce that vital source of revenue, an interesting-if not
quite scientific-alternative was considered.

Katherine Harris, then Florida's Secretary of State-and now a member of
the

U.S. House of Representatives-ordered a study in which, according to an
article by Jim Stratton in the Orlando Sentinel, "Researchers worked with
a

rabbi and a cardiologist to test 'Celestial Drops,' promoted as a canker
inhibitor because of its 'improved fractal design,' 'infinite levels of
order,' and 'high energy and low entropy.'"


What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?


Oooh! A riddle!
How many guesses do we get?

Now lemme see...
"What does a cardiologist have to do with orange trees?"

They give his cardiac monitor "the pip"?


Maybe the cardiologist followed them around in case normal people on
seeing such nonsense laughed so hard that they might have a heart attack.

There has to be the 'genesis' of a joke in here somewhere:
There was a Rabbi, a Farmer and a Cardiologist applying celestial
drops in an orange grove, when the farmer spotted a lovely young
maiden obscured by an orange tree, some distance away, moaning.
The Cardiologist went to have a look, but was away for a long time,
and the Farmer was getting worried, so he sent the Rabbi to check.
The Rabbi returned (already), and the Farmer asked if they were
alright.
The Rabbi said, yes: the cardiologist was screwing his heart out.
Nahh... Doesn't really work, does it?
Next!
.




User: "MarkA"

Title: Re: You won't believe this ***** 17 Nov 2005 02:29:49 PM
On Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:48:56 +0000, Fredric L. Rice wrote:

State of Florida Studied 'Supernatural' Water to Protect Citrus Trees
David Park Musella
Skeptical Inquirer
Tue Nov 15,12:00 PM ET
http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/stateoffloridastudiedsupernaturalwatertoprotectcitrustrees;_ylt=Avr0UJUoy..cSejmtC4MFa6MDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Florida's citrus crop contributes billions of dollars to the state's
economy, so when that industry is threatened, anything that might help is
considered. Back in 2001, when citrus canker was blighting the crop and
threatening to reduce that vital source of revenue, an interesting-if not
quite scientific-alternative was considered.

Katherine Harris, then Florida's Secretary of State-and now a member of
the

U.S. House of Representatives-ordered a study in which, according to an
article by Jim Stratton in the Orlando Sentinel, "Researchers worked with
a

rabbi and a cardiologist to test 'Celestial Drops,' promoted as a canker
inhibitor because of its 'improved fractal design,' 'infinite levels of
order,' and 'high energy and low entropy.'"

The study determined that the product tested was, basically, water that
had

apparently been blessed according to the principles of Kabbalic mysticism,
"chang[ing] its molecular structure and imbu[ing] it with supernatural
healing powers."

Citrus canker is a bacterial disease that affects all citrus trees. Caused
by a bacterium, Xanthomonas axonopodis, citrus canker can be spread from
tree to tree by windborne rain, the movements of birds and other animals,
and human activity, such as improper disposal of infected trees and fruit.
The bacterium causes brown, crusted lesions with yellow haloes to appear
on

the surfaces of leaves and the skin of fruit, reducing the leaves'
photosynthetic capacity and stunting the growth and preventing the
maturation of the fruit.

The only accepted means of fighting the blight is the downing of affected
trees and proper disposal of their remains.

But the Florida state government is frequently bombarded with new supposed
cures and preventatives; most of them are not tested by the state with
government funds. But in this one case, at least, it appears that an
exception was made: six months were spent establishing testing protocols
and, finally, testing Celestial Drops. In a letter to the state
government,

Wayne Dixon, the head of Florida's Bureau of Entomology, Nematology, and
Plant Pathology, reported that the "product is a hoax and not based on any
credible known science." He added, "I wish to maintain our standing in the
scientific community and not allow [the developers of Celestial Drops] to
use our hard-earned credibility" to promote their product.

David Park Musella is an editorial assistant with Skeptical Inquirer
magazine.

---
http://www.ElmerFudd.US/ http://www.rightard.org/
http://www.thedarkwind.org/ Yes, George W. Bush is a mass murdering
Christian butcher. GET OVER IT!!!

I can't wait to see what kind of agricultural "science" evolves (hehe) in
Kansas once their students start learning the brand of science that does
not limit itself to finding natural explanations for things.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
.


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