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Religions > Atheism |
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"puzzled01" |
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21 May 2006 12:16:51 AM |
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Your relationship with God |
Just what is this elusive "relationship with God" that Xtians are so
fond of talking about?
Q: Um, with DVC, Gospel of Judas and now Thomas, I'm having a bit of
trouble with my faith.
A: The answer is to be found in your relationship with God. Spend a few
minutes each day with Him. Know Him. Understand Him.
And why do they never elaborate when you ask just what this experience
is like? Do they see a lucky number? Does their pasta mildly resemble
trinity triangular shapes?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Your relationship with God |
21 May 2006 04:33:03 PM |
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On 20 May 2006 22:16:51 -0700, "puzzled01"
<commitmentphobe01@yahoo.com> wrote:
Just what is this elusive "relationship with God" that Xtians are so
fond of talking about?
Q: Um, with DVC, Gospel of Judas and now Thomas, I'm having a bit of
trouble with my faith.
A: The answer is to be found in your relationship with God. Spend a few
minutes each day with Him. Know Him. Understand Him.
And why do they never elaborate when you ask just what this experience
is like? Do they see a lucky number? Does their pasta mildly resemble
trinity triangular shapes?
Don't encourage them.
Sunyata
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Your relationship with God |
21 May 2006 03:24:55 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet puzzled01 (commitmentphobe01
@yahoo.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Just what is this elusive "relationship with God" that Xtians are so
fond of talking about?
Q: Um, with DVC, Gospel of Judas and now Thomas, I'm having a bit of
trouble with my faith.
A: The answer is to be found in your relationship with God. Spend a few
minutes each day with Him. Know Him. Understand Him.
It's a logical request. If you talk to yourself long enough, you'll go
bonkers and won't have any problems believing the ***** they feed you.
And why do they never elaborate when you ask just what this experience
is like? Do they see a lucky number? Does their pasta mildly resemble
trinity triangular shapes?
We call it the Emperor's New Clothes syndrome.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie" |
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| Title: Re: Your relationship with God |
21 May 2006 08:59:42 AM |
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puzzled01 wrote:
Just what is this elusive "relationship with God" that Xtians are so
fond of talking about?
Q: Um, with DVC, Gospel of Judas and now Thomas, I'm having a bit of
trouble with my faith.
A: The answer is to be found in your relationship with God. Spend a few
minutes each day with Him. Know Him. Understand Him.
And why do they never elaborate when you ask just what this experience
is like? Do they see a lucky number? Does their pasta mildly resemble
trinity triangular shapes?
Triangular spaghetti wouldn't fly too well.
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| User: "leo" |
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| Title: Re: Your relationship with God |
21 May 2006 04:45:00 AM |
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yeah.
The best thing is to have a barbecue on sundays with gawd. He can
invite Jebus to have lunch or tea several days a week. You can chat
with gawd about current events, the war of Iraq, the next sunami, when
he is going to ***** a lot more of people with the next huracan or
tornado and so on. You can talk with gawd about the best way of hating
gays, and if it is advisable in these times to kill them by stoning, or
it is better do it with a bad of beseball. And to end you can ask
sweet Jebus about his life with Mary Magdalene or if he had also an
affair with sweet John, the youngest of his disciples. For some of the
evangelist paint a portrait of loving relations with the sweet John.
leopoldo
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