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06 Jun 2007 06:29:56 PM |
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You're all fucking idiots |
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
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| User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 10:22:06 PM |
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discountdick@gmail.com:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
Before or after the verses that clearly say that the earth is flat and rests
on pillars?
Help me out here please, will you, oh you wise scholar of da wholly babble?
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
We ain't all atheists in here.
Moron.
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
The only bad thing I see here is the obvious extent of your brainwashing.
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"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 08:34:31 PM |
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<discountbrick@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1181172596.067258.223950@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
That is so sad - even for a troll.
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| User: "The Chief Instigator" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 06:58:19 PM |
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writes:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
Your alleged god is your problem. Me, I don't have a problem.
--
Patrick "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patrick@io.com) Houston, Texas
chiefinstigator.us.tt/aeros.php (TCI's 2006-07 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: San Antonio 4, Houston 2 (April 15)
NEXT GAME: October 2007, date/place/opponent TBA
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 06:41:41 PM |
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wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
So the Bible admits and asserts that there IS more than one god, eh?
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
Unless you're Jewish and worshipping the God of the JEWS, then
you too are worshipping the wrong god, moron.
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
See you in Hell, then, eh?
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| User: "J Forbes" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 06:34:04 PM |
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wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
not very good, you need to use all caps in the subject line too
and your spelling is way too good.
Jim
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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06 Jun 2007 07:04:46 PM |
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wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
The Bible says lots of other silly things, also.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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06 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PM |
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I'll ***** damn near any woman who will let me, regardless of her
intelligence.
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"What is the first law?"
"To Protect."
"And the second?"
"Ourselves."
Terry Austin
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
07 Jun 2007 12:50:02 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, No 33 Secretary
<terry.notaniceperson@gmail.com> bloodied us up with this:
I'll ***** damn near any woman who will let me, regardless of her
intelligence.
Ha! I get it! Adjective becomes verb!
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Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "johac" |
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07 Jun 2007 01:51:45 AM |
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In article <1181172596.067258.223950@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
You are really pathetic.
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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07 Jun 2007 02:16:33 AM |
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Last time that great scribe <discountbrick@gmail.com> chipped away at
his/her stone these gems of wisdom for posterity ...
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
You're wring. We're worshipping the fairy of nothing. Gods be damned.
It's fairies who run the whole show.
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
No. That's really good.
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Remove both YOUR_SHOES before replying
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2009
Apatriotism Yahoo Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/apatriotism
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make
you commit atrocities." - Voltaire
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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06 Jun 2007 06:38:38 PM |
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On Jun 6, 4:29 pm, wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
Bite me.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes at dakotacom dot net
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| User: "King Nintendoid" |
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06 Jun 2007 06:39:38 PM |
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On Jun 7, 1:29 am, wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
A- troll would skim again
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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07 Jun 2007 11:54:44 PM |
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On Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:29:56 +0000, discountbrick wrote:
You're all fucking idiots
You pray to your Jesus with that mouth?
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Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "MarkA" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
07 Jun 2007 10:44:07 AM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 +0000, discountbrick wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
At least being the God of Nothing is the easiest job in the Universe!
God of Nothing: Hello? No, sorry, that's not my department.
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MarkA
(pretend this is a clever sig line)
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
07 Jun 2007 03:36:46 PM |
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MarkA wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 +0000, discountbrick wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER
GODS YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
At least being the God of Nothing is the easiest job in the Universe!
God of Nothing: Hello? No, sorry, that's not my department.
Sounds an awful lot like the xtian gaaawd ...
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 07:48:29 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 -0000, wrote:
- Refer: <1181172596.067258.223950@d30g2000prg.googlegroups.com>
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
I give you no more than 1 out of 10.
Bad trolling attempt.
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| User: "William Wingstedt" |
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06 Jun 2007 10:28:25 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 -0000, wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
No worries here. You're worshipping that other god, right?
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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07 Jun 2007 07:37:01 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 -0000, wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
You attempt at trolling sucks. You lose.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
07 Jun 2007 03:53:13 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 -0000, wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
"He is the God of Nothing
If that's all that you can see.
You are the God of Everything
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
And don't call on Him to save you..."
- "My God", Jethro Tull
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "_ Prof. Jonez _" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
08 Jun 2007 07:55:31 AM |
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raven1 wrote:
On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 -0000, wrote:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER
GODS YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
"He is the God of Nothing
If that's all that you can see.
You are the God of Everything
He's inside you and me.
So lean upon Him gently
And don't call on Him to save you..."
- "My God", Jethro Tull
Oh father high in heaven -- smile down upon your son
whose busy with his money games -- his women and his gun.
Oh Jesus save me!
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three
and made his name in Hollywood
to set the white man free.
Oh Jesus save me!
If Jesus saves -- well, He'd better save Himself
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.
Oh Jesus save me!
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon --
His cross was rather bloody --
He could hardly roll His stone.
Oh Jesus save me!
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
06 Jun 2007 09:05:24 PM |
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On Wed, 06 Jun 2007 23:29:56 -0000, wrote:
Please don't eat me! My brothers are much fatter, and they'll be along
any minute now...
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"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: You're all fucking idiots |
07 Jun 2007 12:47:47 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, bloodied us up with
this:
IT SAYS CLEARLY IN THE BIBLE THAT THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP YE OTHER GODS
YOU GUYS ARE WORSHIPPING THE GOD OF NOTHING
THAT'S PROBABLY REALLY BAD.
Sorry, I don't respond to cheap trolls like you.
Blimey, I just responded. Quick, someone cancel this post!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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