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"Jesus Christ" |
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23 Jul 2005 09:12:37 PM |
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You're all meanies :-( |
Why is everybody always picking on me?
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
27 Jul 2005 06:02:39 AM |
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"Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote in message
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"Chris H. Fleming" <chris_h_fleming@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jesus Christ wrote:
"Chris H. Fleming" <chris_h_fleming@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jesus Christ wrote:
"R. Pierce Butler" <spamsucks@google.com> wrote in message
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"Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote in
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Why is everybody always picking on me?
Fist of all no one is picking on you, just your misguided,
bigoted
followers.
Besides you died about 200 years ago.
But if you were god you would know that. Now ***** you
*****
troll.
See...
No wonder I'm too scared to come back, those nails fucking
hurt.
Just what are you going to dish out to me next time...
My bet is that the Christians will assasinate you.
After you explain to them how they got it all wrong, they will
get
self-righteous. I think they will blow your head off right after
you
start fighting for gay rights.
What if I don't wear those gay sandals anymore, do you think that
will
help?
I think the dirty hippie look is a problem.
Works for Bob Geldof.
Oh and the fact that you are a Jew.
I'll get a nosejob.
"You can't be Jesus! Jew!!!" Cartman to Kyle, South Park.
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ArWeGodly
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 04:43:30 AM |
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 16:50:13 +0800, "Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote:
"Chris H. Fleming" <chris_h_fleming@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jesus Christ wrote:
"R. Pierce Butler" <spamsucks@google.com> wrote in message
news:Xns969CD81C48831mc2500183316chgoill@10.232.1.1...
"Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote in
news:42e2f767_2@x-privat.org:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Fist of all no one is picking on you, just your misguided, bigoted
followers.
Besides you died about 200 years ago.
But if you were god you would know that. Now ***** you *****
troll.
See...
No wonder I'm too scared to come back, those nails fucking hurt. Just
what
are you going to dish out to me next time...
My bet is that the Christians will assasinate you.
After you explain to them how they got it all wrong, they will get
self-righteous. I think they will blow your head off right after you
start fighting for gay rights.
What if I don't wear those gay sandals anymore, do you think that will help?
You need to lose the robe too.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 08:58:45 AM |
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:43:30 GMT, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
What if I don't wear those gay sandals anymore, do you think that will help?
You need to lose the robe too.
Really. Get a nice suit, lose the long hair and beard, clean up a
little!
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Jesus Christ" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 10:21:15 AM |
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"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:43:30 GMT, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
What if I don't wear those gay sandals anymore, do you think that will
help?
You need to lose the robe too.
Really. Get a nice suit, lose the long hair and beard, clean up a
little!
--
Thanks for the tips guys, I really appreciate it.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 11:44:32 AM |
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"Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote in news:42e3b039_1@x-privat.org:
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote in message
news:vj77e1p61ntfb2ar8c28vgk9202s0f01n6@4ax.com...
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:43:30 GMT, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
What if I don't wear those gay sandals anymore, do you think that will
help?
You need to lose the robe too.
Really. Get a nice suit, lose the long hair and beard, clean up a
little!
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Thanks for the tips guys, I really appreciate it.
Invest in "Axe" body spray; apparently chicks dig the stuff, and you could
prove that you really ARE "Love" after all.
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Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"But what a fool believes...he sees
No wise man has the power to reason away"
--Doobie Brothers
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 11:21:12 AM |
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 10:32:08 +0800, "Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote:
"R. Pierce Butler" <spamsucks@google.com> wrote in message
news:Xns969CD81C48831mc2500183316chgoill@10.232.1.1...
"Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote in news:42e2f767_2@x-privat.org:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Fist of all no one is picking on you, just your misguided, bigoted
followers.
Besides you died about 200 years ago.
But if you were god you would know that. Now ***** you ***** troll.
See...
No wonder I'm too scared to come back, those nails fucking hurt. Just what
are you going to dish out to me next time...
How about a feet first trip through a wood chipper?
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| User: "Jez" |
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24 Jul 2005 07:14:34 AM |
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"Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote in news:42e2f767_2@x-privat.org:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Nits.
--
Jez, MBA.,
Country Dancing and Advanced Astrology, UBS.
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 06:50:19 PM |
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In article <42e2f767_2@x-privat.org>, "Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com>
wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
It's not so much you as your obnoxious followers. they're a real pain,
you know. Too bad that you never existed or you'd do something about
them.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 05:38:33 PM |
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In article <42e2f767_2@x-privat.org>, Jesus Christ said...
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Picking on a savior brings good luck, like waxing a bald guy's
head or stepping on a midget.
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "The DCLXVIth Earl of Helpus." |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
23 Jul 2005 09:13:28 PM |
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Because we're nice people, so when we get the urge - and , human nature
being what it is, from time to time we all do - to pick on somebody,
it's best to pick on somebody who doesn't exist. That way nobody gets
hurt ;-)
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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23 Jul 2005 11:00:11 PM |
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown? Is that you?!
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, *
* the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they *
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| User: "Brian E. Clark" |
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24 Jul 2005 05:36:53 PM |
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In article <fnEEe.5171$dM3.1029@trnddc04>, DanielSan said...
Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown? Is that you?!
Oh my God. Was that refernce to the Coasters?! :)
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Brian E. Clark
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 06:22:14 PM |
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"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
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In article <fnEEe.5171$dM3.1029@trnddc04>, DanielSan said...
Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown? Is that you?!
Oh my God. Was that refernce to the Coasters?! :)
Y'know, there are a lot people in this newsgroup who are
nearing or over 60. You, too, eh? ;-)
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alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
25 Jul 2005 12:55:59 AM |
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Michelle Malkin wrote:
"Brian E. Clark" <reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote in message
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In article <fnEEe.5171$dM3.1029@trnddc04>, DanielSan said...
Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown? Is that you?!
Oh my God. Was that refernce to the Coasters?! :)
Y'know, there are a lot people in this newsgroup who are
nearing or over 60. You, too, eh? ;-)
Actually, I'm in my late 20s, but I love a lot of eclectic types of
music. "Charlie Brown" by the Coasters was a great song.
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, *
* the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they *
* have few followers now." Arthur C. Clarke *
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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25 Jul 2005 12:04:36 AM |
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Brian E. Clark wrote:
In article <fnEEe.5171$dM3.1029@trnddc04>, DanielSan said...
Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown? Is that you?!
Oh my God. Was that refernce to the Coasters?! :)
Did I just date myself? o.o
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* DanielSan -- alt.atheism #2226 *
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* "No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, *
* the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they *
* have few followers now." Arthur C. Clarke *
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 06:07:17 PM |
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 18:36:53 -0400, Brian E. Clark <reply@newsgroup.only.please>
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In article <fnEEe.5171$dM3.1029@trnddc04>, DanielSan said...
Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Charlie Brown? Is that you?!
Oh my God. Was that refernce to the Coasters?! :)
I believe so. :-)
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| User: "snack" |
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23 Jul 2005 11:21:02 PM |
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
What did you specifically say that got you picked on?
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| User: "Jesus Christ" |
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24 Jul 2005 03:56:11 AM |
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"snack" <das_dummie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
What did you specifically say that got you picked on?
I started the whole evangelism thing with all those healings and *****, but
I never thought those party tricks would lead to my demise.
Should have stuck to carpentry in retrospect.
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| User: "The DCLXVIth Earl of Helpus." |
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24 Jul 2005 04:39:13 AM |
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Jesus Christ wrote:
"snack" <das_dummie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1122178862.386823.92790@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
What did you specifically say that got you picked on?
I started the whole evangelism thing with all those healings and *****, but
I never thought those party tricks would lead to my demise.
Should have stuck to carpentry in retrospect.
As opposed to getting stuck to carpentry?
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| User: "Jesus Christ" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 10:26:59 AM |
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"The DCLXVIth Earl of Helpus." <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote in message
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Jesus Christ wrote:
"snack" <das_dummie@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
What did you specifically say that got you picked on?
I started the whole evangelism thing with all those healings and *****,
but
I never thought those party tricks would lead to my demise.
Should have stuck to carpentry in retrospect.
As opposed to getting stuck to carpentry?
Yes, the workmanship on that cross was shocking... you should have seen the
splinters I got.
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| User: "Carl Kaufmann" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 02:26:03 AM |
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Jesus Christ wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Why are you asking us? Aren't you the omniscient one?
--
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells
The people who think that one is either part of the problem or part of
the solution are part of the problem.
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: You're all meanies :-( |
24 Jul 2005 11:20:23 AM |
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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 10:12:37 +0800, "Jesus Christ" <jesus@heaven.com> wrote:
Why is everybody always picking on me?
Perhaps its because you're such a fucking obnoxious *****?
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