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Religions > Atheism |
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"Jos Flachs" |
| Date: |
15 Jul 2004 02:16:11 AM |
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You're an old Catholic :-) |
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
19 Jul 2004 12:44:22 AM |
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In article <q32cf05ktv70rp1i9unav8oon6ous2g50m@4ax.com>,
Jos Flachs <|wcruise|@ksc15.th.com> wrote:
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
You're not getting off that easy. Now go make an "Act of Contrition",
say five Rosaries and make the "Stations of the Cross" on your knees!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Hypatia Kosh" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
15 Jul 2004 11:58:09 AM |
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Jos Flachs <|wcruise|@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<q32cf05ktv70rp1i9unav8oon6ous2g50m@4ax.com>...
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
Gimme that old time religion.
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| User: "Carl Kaufmann" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
16 Jul 2004 01:30:54 PM |
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Hypatia Kosh wrote:
Jos Flachs <|wcruise|@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<q32cf05ktv70rp1i9unav8oon6ous2g50m@4ax.com>...
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
Gimme that old time religion.
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
--
EAC Liar, Damned Liar, and Statistician
alt.atheist #1966
"Statistical thinking will one day be as necessary for efficient
citizenship as the ability to read and write." - H.G. Wells
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
16 Jul 2004 02:19:06 PM |
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In article <I9VJc.44$ci.41@lakeread04>, Carl Kaufmann says...
Hypatia Kosh wrote:
Jos Flachs <|wcruise|@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message news:<q32cf05ktv70rp1i9unav8oon6ous2g50m@4ax.com>...
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
Gimme that old time religion.
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
Please, it's better than what I'm doing. I'm getting laid off in two weeks and
the few remaining people here play in the Internet all freakin' day.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "James Blakely" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
17 Jul 2004 06:02:45 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote in message
news:KSVJc.91$L4.331@www.newsranger.com...
In article <I9VJc.44$ci.41@lakeread04>, Carl Kaufmann says...
Hypatia Kosh wrote:
Jos Flachs <|wcruise|@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:<q32cf05ktv70rp1i9unav8oon6ous2g50m@4ax.com>...
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
Gimme that old time religion.
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
Please, it's better than what I'm doing. I'm getting laid off in two
weeks and
the few remaining people here play in the Internet all freakin' day.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
The same thing happened to me a few months ago. Everyone was getting laid
off and knew it, so everyone started playing on the Internet all day. I got
so bored that I actually asked the VP is I could just leave a few weeks
early and they would not have to pay me.
His answer: No, I had to stay.
Is it just me or does this make no sense?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
19 Jul 2004 12:47:42 AM |
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In article <KSVJc.91$L4.331@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <I9VJc.44$ci.41@lakeread04>, Carl Kaufmann says...
Hypatia Kosh wrote:
Jos Flachs <|wcruise|@ksc15.th.com> wrote in message
news:<q32cf05ktv70rp1i9unav8oon6ous2g50m@4ax.com>...
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
Gimme that old time religion.
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
Please, it's better than what I'm doing. I'm getting laid off in two weeks
and
the few remaining people here play in the Internet all freakin' day.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sorry to hear about the lay off, Robyn. But I know the feeling. It's
happened to me and more than once too.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
19 Jul 2004 08:54:27 AM |
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In article <jhachm-9A0E4F.22474218072004@news.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <KSVJc.91$L4.331@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <I9VJc.44$ci.41@lakeread04>, Carl Kaufmann says...snip
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
Please, it's better than what I'm doing. I'm getting laid off in two weeks
and
the few remaining people here play in the Internet all freakin' day.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sorry to hear about the lay off, Robyn. But I know the feeling. It's
happened to me and more than once too.
This will be the 2nd time for me. At least we had plenty of advance warning and
were also provided "out placement training (i.e., advice tips on interviewing,
helped with resumes, etc.). I actually had a great interview at a medical
company recently, but the process has been delayed due to a death in the family
(not mine) and people going on vacation. Hopefully I'll get called back for a
2nd interview next week.
The first time I got laid off, it was along the lines of "Please sign this
document so you can get your severance. Here's a box. Pack up all your
personal stuff and leave as soon as possible". Nice, huh? I can't tell you HOW
upset I was when I heard that company (a 2nd mortgage company) was shut down by
the government for numerous violations <cackle>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
21 Jul 2004 12:06:59 AM |
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In article <noQKc.167$L4.383@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <jhachm-9A0E4F.22474218072004@news.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <KSVJc.91$L4.331@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <I9VJc.44$ci.41@lakeread04>, Carl Kaufmann says...snip
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
Please, it's better than what I'm doing. I'm getting laid off in two
weeks
and
the few remaining people here play in the Internet all freakin' day.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sorry to hear about the lay off, Robyn. But I know the feeling. It's
happened to me and more than once too.
This will be the 2nd time for me. At least we had plenty of advance warning
and
were also provided "out placement training (i.e., advice tips on
interviewing,
helped with resumes, etc.). I actually had a great interview at a medical
company recently, but the process has been delayed due to a death in the
family
(not mine) and people going on vacation. Hopefully I'll get called back for
a
2nd interview next week.
The first time I got laid off, it was along the lines of "Please sign this
document so you can get your severance. Here's a box. Pack up all your
personal stuff and leave as soon as possible". Nice, huh? I can't tell you
HOW
upset I was when I heard that company (a 2nd mortgage company) was shut down
by
the government for numerous violations <cackle>
I follow the stocks of my former employers and when one of them
dropped 80% in one day, needless to say I was not too upset. :-)
By the way, good luck on your job search.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
21 Jul 2004 08:44:51 AM |
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In article <jhachm-E1C69A.22065920072004@news.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <noQKc.167$L4.383@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:snip
The first time I got laid off, it was along the lines of "Please sign this
document so you can get your severance. Here's a box. Pack up all your
personal stuff and leave as soon as possible". Nice, huh? I can't tell you
HOW
upset I was when I heard that company (a 2nd mortgage company) was shut down
by
the government for numerous violations <cackle>
I follow the stocks of my former employers and when one of them
dropped 80% in one day, needless to say I was not too upset. :-)
By the way, good luck on your job search.
Thanks, I'm still hoping something will come from my last interview. If not, I
plan on spending time with the kid until she starts back to school in September
:)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
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| User: "Djuna Barnes" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
19 Jul 2004 09:39:53 AM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
In article <jhachm-9A0E4F.22474218072004@news.giganews.com>, johac says...
In article <KSVJc.91$L4.331@www.newsranger.com>,
Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com> wrote:
In article <I9VJc.44$ci.41@lakeread04>, Carl Kaufmann says...snip
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
She's good enough for me.
Can you tell have nothing better to do on a Friday afternoon? :-)
Please, it's better than what I'm doing. I'm getting laid off in two weeks
and
the few remaining people here play in the Internet all freakin' day.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sorry to hear about the lay off, Robyn. But I know the feeling. It's
happened to me and more than once too.
This will be the 2nd time for me. At least we had plenty of advance warning and
were also provided "out placement training (i.e., advice tips on interviewing,
helped with resumes, etc.). I actually had a great interview at a medical
company recently, but the process has been delayed due to a death in the family
(not mine) and people going on vacation. Hopefully I'll get called back for a
2nd interview next week.
The first time I got laid off, it was along the lines of "Please sign this
document so you can get your severance. Here's a box. Pack up all your
personal stuff and leave as soon as possible". Nice, huh? I can't tell you HOW
upset I was when I heard that company (a 2nd mortgage company) was shut down by
the government for numerous violations <cackle>
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557
Best of luck Robyn! It is nice to see you back......
Blessings;
Djuna
--
NOW this be a Tale of as fine a Wench as ever wet Bed, she who was called Evangeline
Musset and who was in her Heart one Grand Red Cross for the Pursuance, the Relief
and the Distraction, of such Girls as in their Hinder Parts, and their Fore Parts,
and in whatsoever Parts did suffer them most - Djuna Barnes
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
17 Jul 2004 03:28:09 PM |
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On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 19:19:06 GMT, Robibnikoff <nospam@newsranger.com>
with calm deliberation, and malace aforethought, wrote:
Give me Aphrodite
She's beautiful but flighty
She looks gorgeous in her nightie
And when the moonlight flits
Across her tits
Cor Jesus Christ Almighty!
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blesed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: You're an old Catholic :-) |
18 Jul 2004 02:47:08 PM |
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On Thu, 15 Jul 2004 14:16:11 +0700, Jos Flachs wrote:
You're getting to be an old Catholic if:
-You still think the secret problem of priests is alcoholism
-You still remember when Nuns got in the habit
-"No meat on Fridays" had nothing to do with oral sex
-The days of altar boys instead of altered boys
-"Mother Superior" was more than a term of hooker endearment
-The primacy of Peter had nothing to do Lorena Bobbit
-You answered "yes" to both: "Does a bear ***** in the woods?," and
"Is the Pope Italian?"
-Confessions did not start out with: you have the right to remain
silent
-A red sash around a priest's waist did not mean he was gay
-A man dressed in black was not a member of the SWAT team
-Kneelers were in church, not in the oval office
-Cardinals were birds of pray, not prey
-Holy Water was not from Golden Showers
-Bingo had yet to be made a sacrament
-Love one-another did not mean "Orgy Time!!!!!"
-Amazing Grace was not the name of every tenth stripper
-"Father" was a religious title, not the results of a court-ordered
DNA test
-"Mother" was also a religious title, not the first name of really bad
people with the surname of F**ker
-I could get out of this by saying three "Hail Mary's"
Hail Mary, full of Grace....
Kinky.
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