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Religions > Bible |
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"Pastor Dave" |
| Date: |
30 Aug 2005 12:27:46 AM |
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*** FALSE CHRISTIAN (HERETIC) LIST *** |
Hi,
The list to know,
I figured it's time to put out a list of those who
claim to be Christians and are not. This is the
first draft and won't be in alphabetical order.
But we'll get it straightened out and put it in
order eventually.
Contrary to what the God haters will say, this
list is not intended as an attack, but rather,
a warning to those who are genuine Christians.
If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.
Here is the list...
Ninure
Vera
Bradley
Roy Mock
Pastor Frank
Pastor Steve Winter
Mark T.
Bible Bob
U2Fan
Stoney
Glenn Christian Mystic
Jude
David Mattieu
Chuck Stamford
Rowland Croucher
Alexiastation
Qolon
Saint Zombie
Apostle Keith Williams
JW
JohnW (same person as above)
1st Century Apostolic Advocate
1st Century Apostolic Traditionalist
Jason Gastrich
Dave Oldridge
Bibleverse
Michael Christ
Read the Bible
Reslight
The 2nd Coming of Christ
Baba
I Don't Beleiev in Atheists
Jerry Patterson
Sensi
Donna Kupp
Harold Kupp
I'm sure the list is a lot longer. But this
is a start.
--
Pastor Dave
http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/solution.html
http://tinyurl.com/ce97m
"The mark of a society that's on its last leg, is when
there is no fear of God." - Adrian Rogers
"Theology and ethics are inextricably bound together.
Yet under the supposed banner of unity, we have
harbored enemy ships - as long as they flew our flag.
That policy must change. Tolerating enemies of the
historic Christian faith as though they were our
brethren is not love, but adultery. The substance
of the faith is the only basis for unity."
- The Agony of Deceit, p23
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| User: "Wayne Delia" |
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| Title: Re: *** FALSE CHRISTIAN (HERETIC) LIST *** |
30 Aug 2005 12:41:02 PM |
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Pastor Dave wrote:
Hi,
The list to know,
if you wanna be as cool as "Pastor" Dave. (He's not really a pastor,
though.)
I figured it's time to put out a list of those who
claim to be Christians and are not.
He's making a list, and checking it twice...
Contrary to what the God haters will say, this
list is not intended as an attack, but rather,
a warning to those who are genuine Christians.
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.
You could start by using a crowbar to remove your head from your *****.
WMD
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| User: "Douglas W. Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: *** FALSE CHRISTIAN (HERETIC) LIST *** |
30 Aug 2005 12:52:47 PM |
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"Wayne Delia" <wmd@deliafamily.net> wrote in message
news:OS0Re.8571$fP.7727@trndny08...
Pastor Dave wrote:
Hi,
The list to know,
if you wanna be as cool as "Pastor" Dave. (He's not really a pastor,
though.)
I figured it's time to put out a list of those who
claim to be Christians and are not.
He's making a list, and checking it twice...
Contrary to what the God haters will say, this
list is not intended as an attack, but rather,
a warning to those who are genuine Christians.
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.
You could start by using a crowbar to remove your head from your *****.
WMD
Actually, the list is for his christmas cards.
Doug
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| User: "Mark T" |
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| Title: Re: *** FALSE CHRISTIAN (HERETIC) LIST *** |
30 Aug 2005 05:52:09 PM |
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"Wayne Delia" wrote:
He's making a list, and checking it twice...
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
"Pasta Dave Is Coming To Town"
You better not think or you're gonna fry,
you better shut up i'm tellin' you why,
Pasta Dave is coming to town,
he's making a list checkin it twice,
he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice,
Pasta Dave is coming to town
His boys and girls are Fundies and have a new regime
there gonna build a Dark Age all around the alt ngs
You better not think or you're gonna fry,
you better shut up i'm tellin' you why,
Pasta Dave is coming to town,
Pasta Dave is coming to town
Pasta Dave is coming
Pasta Dave is coming
he's coming to town
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| User: "baba" |
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| Title: Re: *** FALSE CHRISTIAN (HERETIC) LIST *** |
30 Aug 2005 01:01:08 PM |
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Hey Wayne, are you Ralph's brother?
"Wayne Delia" <wmd@deliafamily.net> wrote in message
news:OS0Re.8571$fP.7727@trndny08...
Pastor Dave wrote:
Hi,
The list to know,
if you wanna be as cool as "Pastor" Dave. (He's not really a pastor,
though.)
I figured it's time to put out a list of those who
claim to be Christians and are not.
He's making a list, and checking it twice...
Contrary to what the God haters will say, this
list is not intended as an attack, but rather,
a warning to those who are genuine Christians.
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice...
If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.
You could start by using a crowbar to remove your head from your *****.
WMD
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